Lines that will never be said on Weeds
Started by
Prospero
, Oct 04 2007 10:02 AM
10 replies to this topic
#1
Posted Oct 4, 2007 @ 10:02 AM
U-Turn: Marvin, you are the best minion a gangster can dream about.
Anyone: U-Turn, u suck.
U-Turn: I know.
Tara: Silas, meet my twin sister.
Doug: Celia Hodes is the most respectable woman I know.
Nancy: You can't just have sex with a random person, this is wrong.
Shane: Drugs are wrong.
Isabelle: They totally are. As well as gay sex.
Sanjay: Yeah.
Anyone: U-Turn, u suck.
U-Turn: I know.
Tara: Silas, meet my twin sister.
Doug: Celia Hodes is the most respectable woman I know.
Nancy: You can't just have sex with a random person, this is wrong.
Shane: Drugs are wrong.
Isabelle: They totally are. As well as gay sex.
Sanjay: Yeah.
#2
Posted Oct 18, 2007 @ 5:07 AM
Celia: I'll have a Shirley Temple please.
#3
Posted Oct 24, 2007 @ 6:36 PM
Anyone: Andy, you should get out a little more and try new things. All work and no play makes Andy a dull little boy.
#4
Posted Oct 25, 2007 @ 8:13 AM
Nancy: My children are my pride and joy. I would do anything for them.
Edited by thecandlemelts, Oct 25, 2007 @ 8:14 AM.
#5
Posted Oct 27, 2007 @ 3:38 AM
Replace 'children' with 'family' and you get a perfect never-to-be-said line for Celia.Nancy: My children are my pride and joy. I would do anything for them.
#6
Posted Nov 4, 2007 @ 3:28 PM
Doug: I'm a respected member of the community.
Dean: You're right Celia, let's put Isabelle on a diet.
Conrad: I don't like white women.
Silas: I want to go to college and make something of myself.
Shane: I think my mother is a great role model.
Nancy: No thank you, I'm remaining true to my dead husband.
Celia: Hello, my name is Celia and I've been sober for...
Dean: You're right Celia, let's put Isabelle on a diet.
Conrad: I don't like white women.
Silas: I want to go to college and make something of myself.
Shane: I think my mother is a great role model.
Nancy: No thank you, I'm remaining true to my dead husband.
Celia: Hello, my name is Celia and I've been sober for...
#7
Posted Jul 1, 2008 @ 6:06 AM
Nancy: No, I don't want to eat, thank you. Oh, no, no, I don't want to drink either.
#8
Posted Jun 16, 2009 @ 6:19 PM
Any ok the kids: I love you mom
#9
Posted Jun 22, 2009 @ 4:01 PM
hahahahahahahaha!
I want to add a line but all the good ones are taken!
:-P
I want to add a line but all the good ones are taken!
:-P
#10
Posted Sep 30, 2010 @ 6:10 PM
Shane: I'm sorry I'm a murdering bastard.
#11
Posted Dec 14, 2010 @ 10:45 AM
Silas: I want to go to college and make something of myself.
Shane: I think my mother is a great role model.
Both of these have been, more or less, uttered :p
Shane: I think my mother is a great role model.
Both of these have been, more or less, uttered :p









