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#1

Prospero

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Posted Oct 4, 2007 @ 10:02 AM

U-Turn: Marvin, you are the best minion a gangster can dream about.

Anyone: U-Turn, u suck.
U-Turn: I know.

Tara: Silas, meet my twin sister.

Doug: Celia Hodes is the most respectable woman I know.

Nancy: You can't just have sex with a random person, this is wrong.

Shane: Drugs are wrong.
Isabelle: They totally are. As well as gay sex.
Sanjay: Yeah.

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Posted Oct 18, 2007 @ 5:07 AM

Celia: I'll have a Shirley Temple please.

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Posted Oct 24, 2007 @ 6:36 PM

Anyone: Andy, you should get out a little more and try new things. All work and no play makes Andy a dull little boy.

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thecandlemelts

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Posted Oct 25, 2007 @ 8:13 AM

Nancy: My children are my pride and joy. I would do anything for them.

Edited by thecandlemelts, Oct 25, 2007 @ 8:14 AM.


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Posted Oct 27, 2007 @ 3:38 AM

Nancy: My children are my pride and joy. I would do anything for them.

Replace 'children' with 'family' and you get a perfect never-to-be-said line for Celia.

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Rowan Jade

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Posted Nov 4, 2007 @ 3:28 PM

Doug: I'm a respected member of the community.

Dean: You're right Celia, let's put Isabelle on a diet.

Conrad: I don't like white women.

Silas: I want to go to college and make something of myself.

Shane: I think my mother is a great role model.

Nancy: No thank you, I'm remaining true to my dead husband.

Celia: Hello, my name is Celia and I've been sober for...

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Prospero

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Posted Jul 1, 2008 @ 6:06 AM

Nancy: No, I don't want to eat, thank you. Oh, no, no, I don't want to drink either.

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Femvamp2009

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Posted Jun 16, 2009 @ 6:19 PM

Any ok the kids: I love you mom

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kimtaito

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Posted Jun 22, 2009 @ 4:01 PM

hahahahahahahaha!

I want to add a line but all the good ones are taken!

:-P

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ElectricWings

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Posted Sep 30, 2010 @ 6:10 PM

Shane: I'm sorry I'm a murdering bastard.

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Posted Dec 14, 2010 @ 10:45 AM

Silas: I want to go to college and make something of myself.

Shane: I think my mother is a great role model.


Both of these have been, more or less, uttered :p