You know you're obsessed with 30 Rock when...
Posted Oct 1, 2007 @ 1:53 AM
...you have watched the entire first season all the way through this weekend in anticipation of the premiere. And this is the fourth time you've done so.
...you cannot get the lovely Tina Fey out of your mind (though that's been happening since she started hosting Update years ago).
Posted Oct 1, 2007 @ 10:31 AM
Posted Oct 1, 2007 @ 11:03 AM
You not only say awse but do the arm movement as well.
You wonder if your vulva is swollen.
You watch NBC just to catch 30 Rock promos.
(I'm so glad I'm not the only one who has spent a weekend watching the first season. Actually I did it all on Saturday)
Posted Oct 1, 2007 @ 1:31 PM
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Posted Oct 2, 2007 @ 1:18 PM
... you have trouble falling asleep, but instead of contemplating your own life or deep thoughts, you find yourself musing about things like, "What are Cerie's parents like and why do they want her working for TGS?" and "Who should play Liz's brother, Mitch? He's got to be younger, since Liz is clearly an oldest child, and he has to be a Hair since it's in his blood... Is he merely stupid or a slacker/stoner type? Can they get Affleck while he's in town while his wife does Cyrano?" and "Since Joy, Whoopi and Sherri have been on 30 Rock, could we get Elaine Stritch to replace Walters and... uh, Grace Park to replace Elisabeth?" (My inner life = sad.)
Posted Oct 2, 2007 @ 1:34 PM
Posted Oct 2, 2007 @ 1:43 PM
...when "Blurgh!" becomes part of your vocab.
I've said BLERGLE for about a year now and only recently became a 30 Rock fan. So now I feel like there has always been Liz Lemon inside of me, I just didn't realize it.
...When you toy with the idea of wearing a ballgown in the evenings just so you can say, "It's after six! What am I, a farmer?"
Posted Oct 2, 2007 @ 4:28 PM
...and you can't believe how happy you are when you finally see new publicity photos of Tina with new hair on twop banners and in promos, because that ponytail thing was just so last season.
Edited by tenblade, Oct 2, 2007 @ 4:32 PM.
Posted Oct 3, 2007 @ 7:46 AM
...you re-lable the recipe on page 217 in your edition of this cookbook to read "Sylvia's steamin' cornbread" a/k/a "Pregnant Cornbread".
Edited by spacedog, Oct 3, 2007 @ 7:47 AM.
Posted Oct 3, 2007 @ 9:42 AM
... when your students explain that they'll have to miss a class because of the Jewish holidays, after (of course) agreeing and working out any accommodations necessary, you hear a little voice in your head adding "... no matter how ridiculous." Yeah, I'm going to hell, I knew that already.
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Posted Oct 3, 2007 @ 3:14 PM
... you meet an "SNL" cast member and the very first thing you ask him about is his appearance on "30 Rock."
Edited by vanityproject, Oct 3, 2007 @ 3:15 PM.
Posted Oct 3, 2007 @ 5:01 PM
My favorite line from the article:
Police urged residents to not allow anyone to enter their home or to do business with anyone who randomly knocks on the door.
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Posted Oct 4, 2007 @ 12:01 PM
Time extremely well-spent, marzipanbingo. I wish I could create something like that in just a couple of hours. Kudos!
...you spend a couple hours doing something like this:
Posted Oct 4, 2007 @ 4:20 PM
Posted Oct 10, 2007 @ 8:19 PM
slumber by your grandmother and are told that you have been panting the name Alec Baldwin at various volumes
for the past hour. Embarrassing, yes, but, erm, gratifying!
Posted Oct 11, 2007 @ 10:36 AM
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Posted Oct 11, 2007 @ 11:07 AM
When you use situations on 30Rock to give friends advice.
Posted Oct 12, 2007 @ 12:58 AM