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[marty118]

So far, most quoted seem to be:

"Well, you're poor!" and

"Are you saying that she has more balls than you do?" *

List your favourite lines here.


ETA:

*This was the line from the original pilot used in some of the promos before the season started--it was changed in S1.1 to "Is she more of a man than you are?")

Edited by marty118, Sep 30, 2007 @ 4:01 PM.

[Prettyeyes]

My favorite dirty sexy dialogue:

Brian to Nick: "I hate you!"

Nick to Patrick, about Carmelita: "Is she more of a man than you are?" Not for much longer, I'm guessing.

Juliet to Leticia: "I just want to be a human being."
Leticia: "And someday, you'll be one."

[ImNotLeesa]

Nick trying to find Lisa after she stormed off after seeing Karen kissing Nick

Nick: Have you seen my wife?
Dark hair....short black dress....really pissed

Brian, to Kiki at Dutch's funeral: Sorry grampa's dead


(these are from memory..so the exact wording may be off)

[BlkLab99]

Not necessarily a line, per say, but Nick's ringtones are certainly a favorite, judging from the episode thread, as is his explanation, "my assistant’s way of being funny, plus they're kind of useful."

Juliet: "Rich Girl"
Karen: "Pretty Woman"
Brian: "Hallelujah Chorus"
Jeremy:"Born to Be Wild"
Patrick: unknown as yet

Edited by BlkLab99, Sep 27, 2007 @ 1:15 PM.

[Stefferdoos]

Patrick: unknown as yet

"Dude (looks like a lady)" or "Lola"?

A bit indirect but it would be funny to hear. Not that his assistant would know what was going on in order to program that into his phone.

[TeeVee329]

Two LOL lines from my fave, Karen:

Karen (when signing her pre-nup): Sooooo exciting!

Karen: I had onnnne Scotch.

[Bookhouse Boy]

Nick: I'm not going to dump your tranny hooker girlfriend for you. (paraphrasing)

Patrick: SHE'S NOT A HOOKER !

[marty118]

My own favourite:

Nick: And for the record, that was not 'Life or Death'!

Edited by marty118, Oct 1, 2007 @ 12:07 PM.

[JakeyIsSusan]

Young Brian: I hate you!
Young Karen: I *love* you!

Tripp (re: the horse): Now get that thing outside before it does something unseemly on the carpet.

[Detsl]

Jeremy: Dad's going to kill me
Nick: He's not going to kill you
Jeremy: [rolls partition up] Then he'll have me killed. [unrolls partition]

No idea why, but I found this so funny.

[Freecat]

This is a paraphrase until I rewatch, but the line where Nick tells Patrick that a future US senator should have the guts to go up to that hotel room and give a check to a tranny whore...
totally cracked me up.

[Detsl]

Karen: It's Juliet! Get a doctor!!
[everyone rushes to the stairs except Letitia who stands and sips her champagne]
Letitia: Here we go.

[gastrolyor]

'Why say things like that? That's just DUMB.'

[goldentail]

Jeremy: (He presents a dollar bill origami sailboat to Nick) Here, give this to Kiki. Tell her I'm sorry I made you late.
Nick: Where'd you learn how to do that?
Jeremy: My coke dealer.

[TWoP Mars]

I loved Jeremy's:

"He thinks I'm a loser ... and he's right. I mean, look at me, I can't even win a yacht without getting arrested. I have the worst life in the world."

[JakeyIsSusan]

Tripp: Who is this unnamed youth? Is he deaf? Was he in the vehicle when his parents died? Does he have my journal?
Tish: Why would he have your journal?

Jeremy: Are you allowed to have dogs in here?
Juliet: NO, but if I had the penthouse I bet they'd make an exception!

[noplacelikehome]

The director to Juliet in the pilot:

"...ya wee dodgy twig!"

[Acceleration]

Donald did suprsingly well with the swedish (I'm swedish, that's how I know) and only got one thing wrong, the word "tog" which means take. I couldn't stop laughing when he was repeating over and over again:

"Did you take my journal?" in swedish

And then when he asked "Are you deaf?" I was already on the floor, before being pushed into the emotional scene with Tripp and Tish.

Edited by Acceleration, Oct 4, 2007 @ 10:51 AM.

[JakeyIsSusan]

Nick: Would you know about a sex tape?
Karen: You mean a mix tape? Like the one you made me in eighth grade?
Nick: No, sex tape.
Karen: (sings) Babe, I love you ...

Karen: Oh, would you tell Daddy that I didn't know the camera was there?

Nick: You have a sex tape of Buddy Ebsen?
Jeremy: HAD.

From the so bad it's good department:
Jeremy: You had Juliet thrown out of the hotel. I saw you talking to the manager.
Natalie: That was about my smoothies. They were putting in too much banana.
Jeremy: You don't complain when *I* put in too much banana.

[Mrs Snark]

Juliet: Kathryn, can I please be done unpacking?

The Italian Banker:(paraphrasing) Yes I'm familiar with the sexual position. It was named after my grandfather.

[Sandman]

"Rebecca Colfax, Family Publicist": I told you: Patrick made the sex tape; Patrick lied. Patrick's going to be the next lying President of the United States of Lying America.

Edited for completeness, thanks to Couch Baron. And I'm not going to tire of that running gag, either.

Edited by Sandman, Oct 11, 2007 @ 4:12 PM.

[noscare]

Did anyone catch the exact quote about hunting moose in Saskatchewan?

[Detsl]

Patrick: Can't we just have one last nice time
Carmelita: We already did. We just didn't know it

Rebbecca Colfax Darling Family Publicist: Rebbecca Colfax- family publicist
Nick: Ever get tired of saying that?

Tripp: ...and once when we were up in Saskatchewan hunting moose. I took a stray bullet to the leg and he carried me on his back, six and a half miles to the lodge. There is no way I would have wanted him dead.

Brian: This really cheeses me off!

[mamie614]

“We pay the rent in this house with honesty. Don’t make me raise the rent.”

Brian may be my favorite Darling now.

[ImNotLeesa]

Jeremy, to Juliet: You look a little like a fly. But it’s not all bad; bugs are cool.

Rebbecca Colfax Darling Family Publicist: Rebbecca Colfax- family publicist
Nick: Ever get tired of saying that?

I liked this variation:

Rebecca Colfax: Rebecca Colfax - Darling Family Publicist Can we just call her RCDFP for short?
Nick: Well I'm charmed all over again.

[jnymph]

Juliet - "I saw you googling her!"

[Sandman]

And this one:

RCDFP: Rebecca Colfax, Darling Family Publicist -
Nick: We know!

[Detsl]

I love that it's a running thing now. And she will be know to me as RCDFP from now on :)

[Sandman]

Freddie: Man, you're a bitch sometimes.
Karen [sighs]: I know. It's a problem!

I sort of love Karen. (Er, help?)

[eirefaerie]

Jeremy, to Juliet: Reading is a lifestyle!

I love Seth Gabel's earnest delivery of lines; it's what sells them.