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Fashion on Numb3rs: Jeans of Justice and Curls of Cuteness, Oh My!


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Posted Sep 24, 2007 @ 7:18 PM

I'm more a Jeans of Justice than a Curls of Cuteness girl myself. And is it wrong that I often find the guys in riot gear unbelievably hot?

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Posted Sep 25, 2007 @ 7:16 AM

It's not wrong. It can't be wrong. I don't know which I prefer in terms of shallow ogling, but both are pretty nice.

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Posted Sep 25, 2007 @ 5:38 PM

Not wrong. I always find it hot, even on other shows.

And, when the girls are pretty, it looks very good on them, too. See: Megan, Scully. :-)

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Posted Sep 25, 2007 @ 10:50 PM

As much as I like JoJ, I hope they guys will wear suits now and again as FBIers do. Or part-formal i.e JoJ and coat like Don in "Man Hunt"

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Posted Sep 26, 2007 @ 7:03 AM

Riot gear is hot, damn hot, but only on the right agents. (Jack Malone's kevlar with the adjustable elastic sides, custom-made to accomodate his ever-expanding waistline? Not hot. Ever.) Don can spend the whole season in thigh straps and holsters, and I'll be a happy fan.

Have to say, seeing the previews I think the whole cast is looking pretty damn good. I even had a moist moment over S4 Colby, and I don't usually care for the GI Joe look.

But for me, it's still the curls of cuteness. I have a overwhelming weakness for guys who look as if I could knock'em over and pin down with two fingers while I ravish them.

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Posted Sep 26, 2007 @ 3:49 PM

Don can spend the whole season in thigh straps and holsters, and I'll be a happy fan.

I read this as "thigh highs and holsters." Wow. Not a nice visual.

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Posted Sep 26, 2007 @ 4:58 PM

Don can spend the whole season in thigh straps and holsters, and I'll be a happy fan.


just thigh straps and holsters? wouldn't that chafe quite a bit?
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Posted Sep 26, 2007 @ 6:07 PM

Hee. Yes, yes it would, so maybe he should at least keep the Jeans of Justice on. :)

And, when the girls are pretty, it looks very good on them, too. See: Megan, Scully. :-)

As a straight woman I have to say that I have often envied not only Megan's hair, but also the way she wears those shoulder holsters. I don't know if those things are even all that better than wearing the gun(s) on one's hip, but they certainly look cool.

Also, I wouldn't mind LDP wearing the shoulder holsters with no shirt on whatsoever like he did on a Psych episode not that long ago. How hard would it be to make that happen since LDP is a recurring character on this show that wears guns on a regular basis and I believe Cheuton has expressed her love for Psych. I think the two things should merge in this glorious way at some point. :)

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Posted Sep 27, 2007 @ 12:30 PM

Hmm, I'm really not down with the LDP love at all. He has a steely sociopathic quality about him I find most unattractive.

I read this as "thigh highs and holsters


Would that be thigh highs as in Captain Jack Sparrow thigh highs? Would there be open frilly shirts and heavy kohl too? If so, I'm decidedly interested. How could one work that into the script I wonder? Don goes undercover with the FBI pirate division?

I'll be in my bunk.

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Posted Sep 29, 2007 @ 12:47 AM

Did everyone lose their razors this year? What the hell?

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Posted Sep 29, 2007 @ 12:59 AM

Would that be thigh highs as in Captain Jack Sparrow thigh highs?

No, in my mind, they were the women's pantyhose kind of thigh highs. Yours is better.

Did everyone lose their razors this year? What the hell?

Not Don, thank goodness.

DF looked pretty good, I thought. She still has a bit of a bump, but those things take forever to go away, and I'm glad she's not doing one of those immediate post-baby freak out diets.

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Posted Sep 29, 2007 @ 1:24 AM

Personally, I'm loving the scruffy look.

Mr. Glastonian commented somewhat scathingly that Charlie looked like he should be shoved in a tub and given a good scrubbing; my mind INSTANTLY went to a very happy place.

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Posted Sep 29, 2007 @ 8:23 AM

Mr. Glastonian commented somewhat scathingly that Charlie looked like he should be shoved in a tub and given a good scrubbing; my mind INSTANTLY went to a very happy place.


And my mind was right there with you. The curls of cuteness were out in full force. WooHoo!

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Posted Sep 29, 2007 @ 1:23 PM

Mr. Glastonian commented somewhat scathingly that Charlie looked like he should be shoved in a tub and given a good scrubbing; my mind INSTANTLY went to a very happy place.


Glastonian, I am once again reminded that I really like the way your mind works.

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Posted Sep 29, 2007 @ 2:27 PM

Megan's wearing layered tank tops at the bureau? with a shoulder holster? And in the same scene, David's wearing all the clothes in the universe. It just wasn't fair.

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Posted Sep 29, 2007 @ 11:12 PM

Don looked good. Colby, they shoved in a white tank and misted with fake sweat. Megan was smokin'. Larry got hot.

Charlie? That red shirt in the lecture scene did him no favors. They need to start putting him in less baggy clothing if they don't want me to think he ballooned during the summer.

On the other hand, maybe they highlighted the red shirt so we would notice how fetching Amita looked in it the next morning.

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Posted Sep 30, 2007 @ 1:33 AM

I have no idea why but Ii couldn’t stand to look at the shirt and tie Charlie was wearing towards the end of the ep. For some reason it was just really annoying me. Like the shirt was to baggy and the tie was to thin or something. I'm probably the only one bothered by this so...

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Posted Oct 6, 2007 @ 11:23 PM

I agree with shaolingrrl...Glastonian's mind works very, very well. Though I keep forgetting to have m&m's on hand to throw at my TV when I am miffed.

Um, topic? Mr. Whatsit deems Liz "pretty but WAY too skinny" (yes, one of the reasons why I love him). And I am on the DF bandwagon - the actress is so lovely and I think she gives a nuanced performance week in and week out.

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Posted Oct 7, 2007 @ 1:47 PM

During this weeks' episode, the M&Ms were flying every time YET ANOTHER scene came on in which the women (Liz, various Bikini Bimbos) were in a state of undress, yet the hot hunky FBI agents (and their brothers) were entirely fully clothed !! I thought for a moment the unthinkable had happened and I'd accidentally tuned in to the hideous orange world of CSI:Miami.

I mean, I know I am hopelessly shallow ( I stopped watching this show for the plots round about "Obsession" in S2 ) and that most people do in fact watch Numb3rs because it's a cleverly plotted show about solving crime with math (....) BUT c'mon TPTB, play nice! For every bra & panties shot of Agent Anorexic give us a shirtless Don. Every time Amita appears draped in a few pieces of strategically placed fabric laughingly supposed to resemble clothing reciprocate with some similarly exposed Charlie. It's only fair.

P.S. Mrs. Whatsit, I find the peanut butter M&Ms are the best for hurling; for some reason they reach the screen in a sweeter arc than any other kind. Who knows why? Actually, I bet Charlie would know exactly why. He'd have just the algorithm to hand. Mmm; Charlie, and chocolate....'scuse me why I go to my happy place.

Edited by Glastonian, Oct 8, 2007 @ 3:19 AM.