Georgina: I speak five and in every one, that sentence translates to BULL CRAP.
Chuck to Nate: Have you instigated a formal dress code at The Spectator?
Chuck to Nate: I hope your third time coming out is finally a charm.
Nate to Serena: Could the weirdness be that Steven hooked up with your mom in a dungeon when you were in grade school?
Blair: Like it or not, your stunt branded me a provacateur so I'm embracing it.
Sage: The words I read were "distasteful" and "majorly sluttish."
Chuck: Why would I want the help of a con artist and a probable sociopath?
Ivy: I'm neither of those things and even if I were, we have a mutual interest in this case.
Chuck: What are your interests specifically?
Ivy: To get Lily to leave me alone.
Chuck: May I suggest you stop following her around in cabs?
Georgina: I bet she still uses it to get off. I know I do.
Dan: Just give me until midnight.
Georgina: Only because I love Cinderfella.
Chuck: Humphrey, I see you immortalized me once again in print. Should I be concerned about your level of obsession?
Dan: Not at all. I find your battle with your father inspiring. It's the stuff myths are made of, like Zeus and Cronos. It never ends.
Blair: Until Zeus wins and comes to be with Hera.
Dan: Actually Zeus tricked Hera into being with him. After he raped her.
Lily: I did express concern that you might not be ready for marriage.
Serena: How would you know? Were you ready all six times you did it?
Lily: Let's face it, Serena. You don't have boyfriends. You have life rafts.
Serena: That you keep taking from me. And leaving me to drown. First you got together with Rufus so that I could never be with Dan and you're jealous that some man who doesn't remember sleeping with you is in love with me.
Bart: I caught Larissa's daughter cleaning up after you.
Lily: Bart, Larissa's daughter is four.
Lily: Charles, how could you after everything I've done to try to make peace?
Chuck: I don't want peace. I want you to help me make him pay for what he did.
Bart: Put a silver spoon in your mouth? Or raise you as a single parent? Which one do you want to punish me first for, son?
Nate to Sage: You may be legal, but this is way too high school for me.
Blair: Thank you for never sleeping with Serena.
Chuck: The pleasure was all mine.
Edited by ElectricBoogalo, Nov 13, 2012 @ 5:58 AM.