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Posted Nov 13, 2012 @ 5:57 AM

Dan: What language do I need to say it in for you to understand? It's not done.
Georgina: I speak five and in every one, that sentence translates to BULL CRAP.

Chuck to Nate: Have you instigated a formal dress code at The Spectator?

Chuck to Nate: I hope your third time coming out is finally a charm.

Nate to Serena: Could the weirdness be that Steven hooked up with your mom in a dungeon when you were in grade school?

Blair: Like it or not, your stunt branded me a provacateur so I'm embracing it.
Sage: The words I read were "distasteful" and "majorly sluttish."
Blair: Semantics.

Chuck: Why would I want the help of a con artist and a probable sociopath?
Ivy: I'm neither of those things and even if I were, we have a mutual interest in this case.
Chuck: What are your interests specifically?
Ivy: To get Lily to leave me alone.
Chuck: May I suggest you stop following her around in cabs?

Georgina: I bet she still uses it to get off. I know I do.

Dan: Just give me until midnight.
Georgina: Only because I love Cinderfella.

Chuck: Humphrey, I see you immortalized me once again in print. Should I be concerned about your level of obsession?
Dan: Not at all. I find your battle with your father inspiring. It's the stuff myths are made of, like Zeus and Cronos. It never ends.
Blair: Until Zeus wins and comes to be with Hera.
Dan: Actually Zeus tricked Hera into being with him. After he raped her.

Lily: I did express concern that you might not be ready for marriage.
Serena: How would you know? Were you ready all six times you did it?

Lily: Let's face it, Serena. You don't have boyfriends. You have life rafts.
Serena: That you keep taking from me. And leaving me to drown. First you got together with Rufus so that I could never be with Dan and you're jealous that some man who doesn't remember sleeping with you is in love with me.

Bart: I caught Larissa's daughter cleaning up after you.
Lily: Bart, Larissa's daughter is four.

Lily: Charles, how could you after everything I've done to try to make peace?
Chuck: I don't want peace. I want you to help me make him pay for what he did.
Bart: Put a silver spoon in your mouth? Or raise you as a single parent? Which one do you want to punish me first for, son?

Nate to Sage: You may be legal, but this is way too high school for me.

Blair: Thank you for never sleeping with Serena.
Chuck: The pleasure was all mine.

Edited by ElectricBoogalo, Nov 13, 2012 @ 5:58 AM.





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Posted Dec 5, 2012 @ 4:13 AM

Chuck: Where's Monkey? I found his crying outside my door comforting.





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Posted Dec 11, 2012 @ 7:17 AM

Sage: Are you on some diet I should know about?
Nate: Huh?
Sage: You literally just tossed a cookie. I go to Constance. I know an eating disorder when I see one.

Nate: I don't know how Claire Danes does this. Spying hurts my head.

Blair: What kind of cockamamie love pact did you make with Rufus?

Bart: I've always felt Scrooge was unfairly maligned.

Bart: A million dollars.
Captain: Done.
Bart: I'm just kidding. It's not for sale.

Blair: Reinvention is for starlets from trailer parks who want to be you.





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Posted Dec 18, 2012 @ 9:51 AM

Lily: Oh, god, a funeral. Well, the good news is we can do the same thing we did the last time Bart died.

Nate: I should have known it was you on the surveillance tape Diana sent me. You were the only one who wasn't there with us that night.
Georgina: You're the only one who owns a hoodie.

Jack: I should drink.
Dorota: Me too.

Blair: I always thought it was Dorota.
Serena: You know, I actually thought it was Eric for a little bit and then I thought it was you, Rufus.
Dan: My dad? Come on.
Rufus: Hey, it could have been me. I always thought it was Nate.
Georgina: Did anyone think it could be me?




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Posted Jan 7, 2013 @ 3:52 AM

Cyrus Rose: Do you, Chuck, take Blair to be your lawfully wedded wife?
Chuck Bass: Three words, eight letters
Cyrus Rose: Do you, Blair, take Chuck to be your lawfully wedded husband?
Blair Waldorf: One word, three letters - yes!
Cyrus Rose: Then by the power vested in me by the great state of New York, I know pronounce you man and wife. You may kiss the bride.
[They kiss]
Chuck Bass: [whispers] I love you

Ally (Mini-Serena): Chuck and Blair are getting married?
Thea (Mini-Blair): This is the biggest Gossip Girl story ever!