30 Rock Fanfiction
#1
Posted Sep 15, 2007 @ 12:13 AM
Collected so far, in chronological order:
Five reasons that Liz could never be Jack’s date, that no one could ever believe it (because she’s so grotesque) - Jack/Liz
Who's Scruffy Looking? - Jack/Liz
What do you think sounds better? Space Titanic or a show about deaf flute players? - Jack/Liz
Five Movies Tracey Jordan Had Starred In
Five Ways, 'Elizabeth,' makes Bianca want to vomit - Jack/Liz
Wrestling A Polar Bear - Jack/Liz
Pathetic - Liz/Gretchen
Carbonite - Liz/Floyd
Boots - Jack/Liz
Indecision - Jack/Liz
Sweetest Goodbye - Liz/Floyd
Letting Go - Jack/Liz
Baby Steps, Lemon. Baby Steps - Jack/Liz
Ridiculous - Jack/Liz
We're On Our Way This Time Around - Jack/Liz
Wins, Losses and the Everything in Between That No One Cares About Except You (And Maybe Him Too) - Jack/Liz
Being Under Him (Not in a Dirty Way) - Jack/Liz
Being A Donaghy - Jack/Liz
Don't Delay (Or: If He Says It, It Must Be True) - Jack/Liz
For Once - Jack/Liz
We Won't Get Married ('Cause She Won't Have Me) - Jack/Liz
We're Like a Question Mark - Jack/Liz
And I Won't Sleep Tonight - Jack/Liz
Idiot? - Jack/Liz
Liz Attack: The Art of Aggression in Romance - Jack/Liz
The one - Jack/Liz
The Guy with the Sad Eyes - Toby/Liz, Jack/Liz
Attracted To Jack - Jack/Liz
If and When - Jack/Liz
Successful Negotiations and Inexplicable Attraction - Jack/Liz
Intoxicated Valentines (OR: The Importance of Sobriety on the Fourteenth of February) - Jack/Liz
A New Adventure in Our Secret Affair - Jack/Liz
Talk This Way - Jack/Liz
There's Only One George Clooney - Jack/Liz
Unfortunately Yours - Jack/Liz
The Art of Effectively Crashing a Wedding - Jack/Liz
More Than You Knew You Wanted - Jack/Liz
The Case of the Nonexistent Aliens (And Two People Who Aren't Detectives) - Jack/Liz
No Common Ground to Start From - Jack/Liz
Uncovered - Jack/Liz
Less Than Adequate - Liz/Gretchen
Cholesterol, and How It Leads to Split Ends - Jack/Liz
Imaginary Babies - Jack/Liz
Huh - Jack/Liz
Don't Let It Go Unfinished - Jack/Liz
It's Always Good to Check the Ears - Jack/Liz
He's Said It Better, Certainly - Jack/Liz
Misunderstanding? Probably Not. But Maybe. - Jack/Liz
Like a Vaguely Sexy Flu - Jack/Liz
#2
Posted Sep 15, 2007 @ 1:15 AM
#3
Posted Sep 15, 2007 @ 1:24 AM
Is there anything non-shippy yet?
...haha. I wish.
The only gen so far is Five Movies Tracey Jordan Had Starred In.
Although, the early stuff (I think, pre-Hiatus, which made all the shippers salivate) is mostly gen, even though it's technically marked as (most often) Jack/Liz. Quite funny and in-character, too.
#4
Posted Sep 15, 2007 @ 1:42 AM
On the non-shippy side, I think I'd want to see some exploration of how Liz and Jenna first met and became friends in Chicago. I also want someone to write about the night Kenneth was unwitting gaybait for Will Arnett.
Edited by captain sam, Sep 15, 2007 @ 1:43 AM.
#5
Posted Sep 15, 2007 @ 1:50 AM
#6
Posted Sep 15, 2007 @ 2:11 AM
#7
Posted Sep 15, 2007 @ 7:53 AM
What?
#8
Posted Sep 15, 2007 @ 10:40 AM
Um.
#9
Posted Sep 15, 2007 @ 3:29 PM
#10
Posted Sep 15, 2007 @ 5:22 PM
#11
Posted Sep 15, 2007 @ 6:49 PM
#12
Posted Sep 21, 2007 @ 3:36 PM
After a Double Date, Someone's Getting Talked About - Jack/Liz
First is the Worst, Second is Something Else Entirely - Jack/Liz
Erotic is a Four-Letter Word (Just Like Jack) - Jack/Liz
#13
Posted Oct 26, 2007 @ 1:00 PM
I Probably Can Stay Mad At You - Jack/Liz
One Side, Maybe Another - Liz/Gretchen
Here We Go (Once and Once Again) - Jack/Liz
Brutal Honesty - Jack/Liz
It's DONAGHY, not DARCY - Jack/Liz
I Won't Call You Honey Again - Jack/Liz
#14
Posted Nov 2, 2007 @ 12:18 AM
#15
Posted Nov 9, 2007 @ 12:30 AM
I thought Jack/Liz fic would creep me out. Well, the NC-17 stuff does but some of the other stories are pretty good.
I know! Really well-written. I recognize the characters' voices, but the pairing is both intriguing and bizarre.
#16
Posted Nov 24, 2007 @ 12:41 AM
Let's Do It (Let's Fall In... Something) - Jack/Liz
The Flower of My Secret (Not an Almodóvar Film) - Jack/Liz
Night One: What Was or Was Not Meant to Be - Jack/Liz
Night Two: Together, Sort of - Jack/Liz
Night Three: Did I Say That? Yeah, I Did. - Jack/Liz
I Went to a Bookstore, Please Notice - Jack/Liz
Some Ways are Better Than Others - Jack/Liz
Untitled - Jack/Liz
Night Four: So... That's a Yes - Jack/Liz
Night Five: Rumsfeld and a Big Romantic Spectacle - Jack/Liz
Gone Fishing (In a Sense) - Jack/Liz, Jonathan
And the Line in Between - Jack/Liz
#17
Posted Jan 9, 2008 @ 1:25 AM
All I Ever Want is Just to Fall Into Your Human Hands - Jack/Liz
This is Going to Drive Me Crazy (If I'm Not Already) - Jack/Liz
We'll Make This Work - Jack/Liz
The Universe's Cutest Couple - Jack/Liz
Eff Buddies - Jack/Liz
But I Don't Dance the Dance of Seduction - Jack/Liz
Inappropriate Always Method Guy - Jack/Liz
The Hunter Gets Captured by the Game - Jack/Liz
five scenes Kenneth Parcell witnessed and never told anyone about - Gen
This 'Tis The Season, Is It Not? - Jack/Liz
There's No Poison Here (Or Is There?) - Patty/Liz, Jack/Liz
Closing Night for a Long-Running Role - Jack/Liz
The Emergency Contact and Not John Doe - Jack/Liz
Almost Like Back to the Future, In a Way - Jack/Liz
It Does Strain Credulity, Yes - Jack/Liz
Snowstorm - Jack/Liz
Acts of Tracy Jordan - Jack/Liz
Not Cold Nights - Jack/Liz
Girls Becoming Guys, Guys Becoming Girls - Jack/Liz
My Dear Acquaintance (A Happy New Year) - Jack/Liz
Rainbow colored elephants - Jack/Liz
#18
Posted Jan 13, 2008 @ 9:51 PM
#19
Posted Jan 25, 2008 @ 1:22 PM
#20
Posted Feb 17, 2008 @ 1:33 AM
untitled - Jack/Liz
I Know What I Did and Why - Jack/Liz
Not Precisely a Role Model Moment - Jack/Liz
A Little Ditty About Jack (and Diana) - Jack/Liz
Domesticating Johnny, Indeed - Jack/Liz
Tracy has an announcement to make - Jack/Liz
The Power of Kung-Food - Jack/Liz
Like a Fish Needs a Bicycle (Though Gloria Didn't Coin the Phrase) - Jack/Liz
A Monday - Gen
Kind of like applause - Liz Lemon/Matt Albie
Change Can Be a Good Thing - Jack/Liz
Knock, Knock, Knocking on Donaghy's Door - Jack/Liz
Refrain from touching - Jack/Liz
What Kind of Day Has It Been - Jack/Liz
Always Another Liz - Jack/Liz
Like Ellen In Reverse. Hypothetically Speaking, Of Course. - Jack/Liz
People are Like Magnets (They Can't Resist an Opposite) - Jack/Liz
Maybe, Baby - Jack/Liz
That Don't Mean I Can't Regret It - Jack/Liz
It's Only Monday - Jack/Liz
The Makeover Show with Betty Suarez - Jack/Liz, Liz/Daniel
Six Months to a Happy Ending, Give or Take a Nervous Breakdown - Jack/Liz
When I'm Watching My TV All Night - Jack/Liz
#21
Posted Feb 29, 2008 @ 10:34 AM
#22
Posted Apr 29, 2008 @ 1:51 AM
Edited by ludachristmas, Apr 29, 2008 @ 1:51 AM.
#23
Posted May 3, 2008 @ 11:35 AM
Also, thought I'd mention that these aren't recommendations, per se, but more of an archive (which is a few weeks behind, due to finals).
The Coffee's Gonna Kill You, Though Not in a Literal Sense - Tracy/Kenneth
Like Nothing Out of Jane Austen, Ever - Jack/Liz
Step 1: Find a Standard Deck of Playing Cards - Jack/Liz
In A New York Minute (Everything Can Change - God she hates this song) - Jack/Liz
(If Only I Don't) Bend and Break - Jack/Liz
In a Tub, in a Car, Up Against the Mini-Bar - Jack/Liz
If I Were Dido, I'd Thank You in a Song - Jack/Liz
In Development - Jack/Liz
Hungry - Jack/Liz
Eff Buddies - Jack/Liz
Don't Listen to Him, He's Been Drinking - Jack/Liz
Oh, The Places You'll Do It! - Jack/Liz
Lunch With Darth Vader - Jack/Liz
The Antithesis of Miraculous - Jack/Liz
#24
Posted May 5, 2008 @ 12:23 AM
Chew on That (Or Try To) - Jack/Liz
Mouths of Degenerates - Jack/Liz
One in a Million (Or Slightly Less) - Jack/Liz
Oops, That Might Have Happened - Jack/Liz
The Diaper Bag of Iniquity - Jack/Liz
It's All Your Fault - Jack/Liz
This is a Loveseat (Or Just a Couch We're Naked On) - Jack/Liz
7 Drinks - Jack/Liz
Two Ears and a Heart (Which is Currently Breaking) - Jack/Liz
The Ice Cream Cake Trilogy - Jack/Liz
There's Nothing Like You and I (So Why Do I Even Try?) - Jack/C.C., Jack/f
Lemon Problems - Jack/Liz
Not So Hard to Swallow (That's Not What She Said) - Jack/Liz
Attack of the Sixty-Two Inch Mother - Jack/Liz
Whatever Happened to Christmas - Jack/Liz
Holding the Elevator - Jack/Liz
Then You Touched Me, Casually at First - Jack/Liz
When American Electoral Politics Attack! - Grizz, Dot-Com, Jenna, Josh, Frank, Toofer, Jack/Liz, Tracy, Kenneth
Of Course He'd Know - Gen
The Most Beautiful Girl I Have Ever Seen with a Kebab - Jack/Liz
A Rich Fantasy Life - Jack/Liz
How to Seduce, But Not Destroy - Jack/Liz
Artificial Dissemination - Jack/Liz
That Time of the Month - Liz
What's in a Name? - Jack/Liz
Rumours - Jack/Liz
Not So Hard To Tell - Jack/Liz
No Reason Not To - Jack/Liz
Everything Sounds Better With Business - Jack/Liz
The Great Inequality - Jack/Liz
Know Me - Jack/Liz
If You Crush It Hard Enough - Jack/Liz
Does Anyone Have a Map? - Jack/Liz
Wrong Place at the Wrong Time - Jack/Liz
#25
Posted May 15, 2008 @ 12:16 AM
He Usually Thinks in Phil Collins Terms - Jack/Liz
I’d Change My Name to Matthew and Be the Welcome Mat on Your Floor - Jack/Liz
Open Up Your Plans and Damn, You're Free - Jack/Liz
I Love You Like a Fat Kid Loves Cake - Jack/Liz
But, Honestly - Jack/Liz
Outcomes of Projection - Jethro/Jenny, Jack/Liz
This is the Sort of Thing That Would Be Easier for a Julia Roberts Character - Jack/Liz
Like Breathing Out and Breathing In - Jack/Liz
She's Not Having a Baby (Now) - Jack/Liz
#26
Posted Jun 29, 2008 @ 11:52 PM
I'm Having Such a Gay Day - Jack/Cooter, Jack/Liz
Lemon and Donaghy at Target - Jack/Liz
Come Away With Me - Jack/Liz
It's Easy When There's a Script - Jack/Liz
Of Course - Jack/Liz
This is Not Like Poetry - Jack/Liz
Not Just the Lady at Home Who Watches It - Jack/Liz
When I Think About You - Jack/Liz
All I Can Do (To Keep From Crying) - Jack/Liz
There are Songs About Dilemmas Such as These - Jack/Liz
Overthinking - Jack/Liz
And Why Is She So Sad? - Conan, Jack, Liz, Tracy, Jack/Liz, some Conan/Liz
#27
Posted Jul 14, 2008 @ 2:27 PM
Her Shoes Went Gay for Gretchen - Gretchen/Liz
It's Simple Enough - Jack/Liz
Encouragement - Jack/Liz
Seventh Time's the Charm (Variation on a Phrase, with Nudity) - Jack/Liz
#28
Posted Aug 4, 2008 @ 3:19 PM
Things That Can't be Changed (You Know I Would Love to Try) - Jack/Liz
Mistah Kurtz, He Dead - Jack/Liz; also Kenneth
You Can Leave Your Boots On - Jack/Liz
Sometimes, You Just Can't Help It - Jack/Liz
You're Not Going to Say Good Morning? - Jack/Liz
An Ode to Divorce (More Optimistic Than the Regina Song) - Jack/Liz
And I'm Ready to Aim - Jack/Liz
Lindsay Lohan's a Lesbian - Liz/Gretchen
#29
Posted Aug 20, 2008 @ 10:17 PM
Baby, Please Don't Go (Not That I'm Calling You 'Baby') - Jack/Liz
See, That's What I Didn't Mean - Jack/Liz
Surprises - Jack/Liz
#30
Posted Aug 26, 2008 @ 10:20 PM
Beginnings - Jack/Liz
Rules, Like Wishbones, Exist to Be Broken - Jack/Liz
Food for Thought - Jack/Liz
I'm Sitting Here With My Coffee Cup (You're Waking Up On Your Wedding Day) - Jack/Liz, Liz/Floyd, Jack/f
Frightened You'll Slip Away - Jack/Liz









