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Posted Sep 14, 2007 @ 8:11 PM

With a show this rich in legen - wait for it! - dary quotes, this thread is a must IMO. I suggest using the six-hour-rule used in similar threads (if no one guesses the quote within six hours, someone else can go).

Let the awesomeness begin!

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Posted Sep 15, 2007 @ 10:14 AM

Ted when Barney calls Lily a red headed tumor.

First lie of the marriage, that was fast.

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Posted Sep 15, 2007 @ 10:51 AM

Robin, when Marshall asks Lily if she had been smoking.

You got burned, phonics style.







Edited because I found a better quote.

Edited by DanaMB, Sep 15, 2007 @ 12:16 PM.


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Posted Sep 15, 2007 @ 3:20 PM

Marshall when Lily follows up the "Le" with "Ts go home," because nothing good happens after 2 a.m.

What happened to that, uh, cutlet you were grinding with?

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Posted Sep 15, 2007 @ 4:11 PM

Ted asking about Lindsay, Barney's cousin.

That was not me. That was the universe.

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Posted Sep 16, 2007 @ 10:05 PM

Barney, explaining that he wasn't actually the person who slapped Ted.

Step 1: You start running. There is no Step 2.

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Posted Sep 16, 2007 @ 11:15 PM

Barney, explaining how to train for a marathon.

Ouchy in my mouth ... I don't want it. I want ice cream.

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Posted Sep 17, 2007 @ 2:37 AM

Barney to Robin when he's sick in the episode where Lily stole christmas.

Well itís not, itís not like a candy store. Itís a lawless, post-apocalyptic wasteland.

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Posted Sep 17, 2007 @ 10:32 AM

Barney explaining to Marshall what the dating world is really like.

I think frosting makes me lie. (I totally want that on a shirt, btw)

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Posted Sep 17, 2007 @ 3:04 PM

Ted when saying he sent Victoria a care package.

What are you trying to do, get it drunk?

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Posted Sep 18, 2007 @ 10:36 AM

I believe that is what Lily asks Robin after Robin throws her martini (?) on the cockamouse.
Anyway, six hour rule...

I'm back, babydoll!

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Posted Sep 18, 2007 @ 11:53 AM

When Ted rallies after being put to bed by Marshal and Lily.

Studying law. Making a responsible choice for my future. On a Friday night... Being a lawyer had better be awesome.

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Posted Sep 18, 2007 @ 12:04 PM

Marshall in Sweet Taste of Liberty - when he'd rather be out with Ted and Barney.

You’re just waiting for me to say something so you can interrupt.

Edited by cagewench, Sep 18, 2007 @ 12:05 PM.


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Posted Sep 18, 2007 @ 2:57 PM

Ted when Barney is waiting to say good day.

You're just making up random syllables and it still sounds delicious!

Edited by surfsup79, Sep 18, 2007 @ 2:57 PM.


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Posted Sep 18, 2007 @ 4:04 PM

Lily to Robin before they go out for Thai food in Marshall's Fiero.

You're a good friend, Ted.

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Posted Sep 18, 2007 @ 5:12 PM

Marshall when Ted offers to punch him in the face to stop Marshall from calling Lily.

You're like God. There is no one hotter than God.

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Posted Sep 19, 2007 @ 1:54 AM

Barney to Ted in 'Ted Mosbey: Architect' on why being an architect is hot.


I've gotta see some Penguins like, right now!

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Posted Sep 19, 2007 @ 11:59 AM

Ted, in "The Pinapple Incident"

Did I just have a stroke?

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Posted Sep 19, 2007 @ 3:06 PM

Ted in reference to the club.

I'm the Angelina Jolie of incredibly hot guys.

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Posted Sep 20, 2007 @ 1:19 PM

Barney on his charity work in Belly Full of Turkey.

You gave me the Ken doll!

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Posted Sep 20, 2007 @ 2:01 PM

Barney when he sees that Lily left out little Barney, Barnacle Jr., his barnana, Barnito Supreme in "Columns."

That's two.

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Posted Sep 21, 2007 @ 7:06 AM

Marshall to Barney when he delivered the second slap in "Stuff"?

Only always!

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Posted Sep 21, 2007 @ 1:47 PM

Marshall when Ted asks if he is "up for some super-loud repetitive music that hasn't changed since the mid-90's."

I'm a dirty, dirty girl. Ow.

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Posted Sep 21, 2007 @ 3:00 PM

Robin on the news while she slaps her ass.

If we get through this, I swear I'm gonna live my life differently.

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Posted Sep 24, 2007 @ 12:47 PM

Lily to Robin while camping out for the wedding dress sale and encountering the never-ending car alarm.

It's awesome times awesome. It's awesome squared.

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Posted Sep 24, 2007 @ 12:48 PM

This is either Robin or Lilly after having to listen to a car alarm for hours while in line for a wedding dress sale.

"Friendship over!"

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Posted Sep 24, 2007 @ 1:55 PM

Barney to Ted when he found out Ted dumped a porn star

Damn you, Swayze!

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Posted Sep 24, 2007 @ 2:04 PM

Barney when telling the story of losing his virginity.

Did you have to laugh like that every time?

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Posted Sep 24, 2007 @ 2:04 PM

Panders: First Time in New York... Marshall gets "She's like the Wind" stuck in his head while they are in the lobby of the Empire States building.


double-post...

edited...

uncommonwoman: Barney to Robin in Slap Bet/Robin Sparkles...

Our relationship is based on mutual trust...

Edited by cagewench, Sep 24, 2007 @ 2:06 PM.


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Posted Sep 24, 2007 @ 2:32 PM

Marshall singing to himself in 'The sweet taste of liberty'


Your cops are called 'mounties'