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The Untold Code of Harry


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ThatPoshGirl

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Posted Sep 11, 2007 @ 10:11 PM

We've heard some of the Code of Harry from Dexter, but what about the less romantic codes? ie., Always wear clean underwear when filleting a corpse; look both ways before plunging a hypodermic needle into someone's neck.

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vallegirl

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Posted Sep 11, 2007 @ 10:31 PM

Always carry a wetnap.

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karmakat

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Posted Sep 12, 2007 @ 6:46 PM

  • Use cordless power tools just in case there's a power outage.
  • Buy your plastic sheeting at Costco or Sam's Club.


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Posted Sep 13, 2007 @ 5:09 PM

1. Use Dual-Action Spray 'N' Wash on blood stains. It works MUCH better than Shout.
2. Try not to answer your cell phone while "finishing up projects", unless it's a booty-call from your girlfriend.

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darkestboy

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Posted Sep 16, 2007 @ 12:30 PM

1: Duct tape is a gift. Then again so is any form of bondage for those unfortunate to make your hit list.

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Posted Sep 16, 2007 @ 12:35 PM

Eat a good breakfast, every day.

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karmakat

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Posted Sep 18, 2007 @ 9:54 AM

If you need to manufacture shock or grief, imagine Doakes wearing a teddy.

Keep your blood slide souvenirs in a discrete place.

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arachne

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Posted Sep 28, 2007 @ 10:01 AM

Don't overreach yourself by pencilling in an extra murder at the last minute.

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Jose Cheung

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Posted Oct 15, 2007 @ 12:17 AM

If you need to manufacture shock or grief, imagine Doakes wearing a teddy.


Bwahahah. There's a scary fic in that.

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karmakat

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Posted Oct 18, 2007 @ 8:46 AM

Carry around a switchblade to slash the tires of suspicious co-workers.
NA meetings are great places to vent about your "addiction."

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vallegirl

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Posted Oct 20, 2007 @ 9:37 AM

Never trust a Carradine.

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chitowneben

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Posted Oct 20, 2007 @ 11:29 PM

"If you turn out to be one of those serial killers that must cross-dress to do the deed, don't wear red lipstick. It looks whorish."

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Posted Oct 24, 2007 @ 2:34 PM

"Avoid stealing lawn ornaments."

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karmakat

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Posted Dec 10, 2007 @ 8:25 PM


Use the sturdiest of garbage bags for disposing body parts.
Hide your GPS from meddling bitches.

Leave your captives plenty of food, water, and don't forget a bucket to shit in.

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Posted Dec 11, 2007 @ 12:20 AM

Bring donuts to work.

When in doubt, headbutt.

Select a cheerful-looking blonde girlfriend. Even if the complicated brunette is hotter. Just trust me on this.

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Posted Dec 20, 2007 @ 9:16 PM

Select a cheerful-looking blonde girlfriend. Even if the complicated brunette is hotter. Just trust me on this.


I like this one.

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TheRandomOne

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Posted Apr 20, 2008 @ 9:42 PM

Ugh, I'm too late for this thread, too... but here's one.
Always listen to your sister's bitching, even when you want to cut her throat.

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Posted Jun 26, 2008 @ 4:32 AM

Dont kill the Police Officer who is convinced your a serial killer.

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Posted Jun 26, 2008 @ 6:38 PM

If there's a hot woman looking at you, dont kill her, she probably just thinks your hot.

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Red Rabbit

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Posted Nov 15, 2009 @ 2:03 AM

Learn time management skills. You don't want to fall asleep behind the wheel after a fresh kill. Especially if the body parts are still in the car.

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Siege Perilous

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Posted Dec 9, 2009 @ 8:56 PM

1. When in doubt, frame somebody.

2. To make friends at work, buy lots of doughnuts. But to make sure you don't come across as TOO friendly, spend the rest of the day staring vulture-like through the window blinds.

Edited by Siege Perilous, Dec 9, 2009 @ 9:04 PM.