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[Prospero]

Post everything that will [probably] be never heard on Dexter here.

Dexter: Blood, yummy!

LaGuerta: Screw the job. Let's go have a beer, Deb!

[darkestboy]

Rita: Dexter could you please not help me?

[SamuelLChang]

Doakes: Nice work, Dexter.

[ThatPoshGirl]

Masuka: Not tonight, Honey, I have a headache.

[youcangoyourown]

Deb: Don't worry Dexter, I got this. I can handle it!

[Teaker]

Dexter: Harry was a douche!

[luvdave]

Dexter: "Hey Maria, you wanna grab a bite after work?"

[needsleep05]

Doakes: "Be honest. Does this polo shirt draw too much attention to my biceps?"

Paul: "God. I really am a douchebag."

Edited by needsleep05, Aug 21, 2007 @ 6:57 PM.

[xtreme]

Astor: Mommy the big monster in my closet wants to eat Cody.

I mean seriously Astor has the Dean Winchester attitude.

[imsorryimlost]

Dexter: Come on Rita, let´s have sex.

[The Masses]

Paul: You know, that Dexter's gonna make a hell of a stepfather.

[StandingInRain]

Maria: Deb, you know you've done a fine job, and I'm not complimenting you just because I want to do your brother. Coffee?

[xtreme]

MASUKA: I don't know why you guys are always making dirty jokes... it's offensive.

[SamuelLChang]

Dexter: Hey Doakes, I was thinking of hitting up the titty bar after work. You in?

[imsorryimlost]

Doakes: Hey Dexter!

I just remember calling him Morgan

[xtreme]

Dexter: Hey Doakes, I was thinking of hitting up the titty bar after work. You in?

Doakes: yeah sure Dex, Kitty Kat Lounge or BoyBar tonight?

[fieryphoenix]

Dexter: Hey Doakes, I was thinking of hitting up the titty bar after work. You in?

Doakes: yeah sure Dex, Kitty Kat Lounge or BoyBar tonight?

Dexter:Your choice, Deb's overdue for another crisis, so I'll probably only have an hour to kill.

[isiscloud]

Doakes: Dex, you're an ok kinda guy. Let's go camping next weekend.


Deb: Dex, I'll understand if you don't have time to talk with me today. I'll figure it out myself. Here, have my doughnut.


LaGuerta: Deb, you've done a great job on this. Let's get a mani/pedi together.


Paul: Rita, may I take Astor & Cody to the museum of modern art today? I hear they're having a Kaminsky exhibition.


Masuka: Sexual jokes are an affront to all the women in the department.

[xtreme]

CODY: Mommy, why does Dexter scare the living crap out of our neighbours?

Edited by xtreme, Aug 25, 2007 @ 8:26 AM.

[Auntie Maim]

Dexter:"Oh Deb leave the spider alone, don't you know that killing is wrong and can never be justified."

[needsleep05]

Deb: Dex, I'll understand if you don't have time to talk with me today. I'll figure it out myself. Here, have my doughnut.

I have no idea why, but the part in bold sent me into an uncontrolable fit of giggles.

LaGuerta: Am I wearing too much jewelry?

[bookwrm89]

Dexter: Hey, Rita...let's put the kids to bed early and have a nice, romantic evening...just the two of us.

[neptunemoon]

Dexter: Deb, does my kill shirt make me look fat?

[darkestboy]

Deb: Being potty mouthed is unprofessional during the job.

[arteitle]

Dexter: "Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it, like my heart's going to cave in."

[Hello Ball]

[Cody and Astor] "Mommy, Dexter brought us a dog! Can we keep him?"

[karmakat]

Deb: Let's set up a cursing jar at the station. Anybody who uses a cuss word has to put in a dollar.
Dexter: The sight of blood disgusts me. I think I'll take classes at DeVry and major in customer service.

[bfragrant]

Doakes to Dexter: Hey brother-in-law! (Of course if it happened...)

Dexter to Rita: Aw Rita, look a puppy!

[Auntie Maim]

Picking up from the last line....

Rita to Dexter: Yes, they are very good with barbeque sauce. I make them for the kids, twice a week.

[FrozenBarbie]

Dexter: You're all invited over to my place tonight, to look at my slides.

Deb: Look, Dex! I just got my Mensa card in the mail!