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Lines that will never be said on Dexter


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Posted Aug 21, 2007 @ 4:30 AM

Post everything that will [probably] be never heard on Dexter here.

Dexter: Blood, yummy!

LaGuerta: Screw the job. Let's go have a beer, Deb!
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darkestboy

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Posted Aug 21, 2007 @ 7:32 AM

Rita: Dexter could you please not help me?
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SamuelLChang

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Posted Aug 21, 2007 @ 10:19 AM

Doakes: Nice work, Dexter.
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ThatPoshGirl

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Posted Aug 21, 2007 @ 10:22 AM

Masuka: Not tonight, Honey, I have a headache.
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Posted Aug 21, 2007 @ 12:15 PM

Deb: Don't worry Dexter, I got this. I can handle it!
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Posted Aug 21, 2007 @ 5:19 PM

Dexter: Harry was a douche!
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Posted Aug 21, 2007 @ 6:28 PM

Dexter: "Hey Maria, you wanna grab a bite after work?"
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Posted Aug 21, 2007 @ 6:56 PM

Doakes: "Be honest. Does this polo shirt draw too much attention to my biceps?"

Paul: "God. I really am a douchebag."

Edited by needsleep05, Aug 21, 2007 @ 6:57 PM.

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xtreme

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Posted Aug 22, 2007 @ 5:05 AM

Astor: Mommy the big monster in my closet wants to eat Cody.

I mean seriously Astor has the Dean Winchester attitude.
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Posted Aug 22, 2007 @ 7:15 AM

Dexter: Come on Rita, letīs have sex.
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Posted Aug 22, 2007 @ 6:04 PM

Paul: You know, that Dexter's gonna make a hell of a stepfather.
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Posted Aug 22, 2007 @ 11:24 PM

Maria: Deb, you know you've done a fine job, and I'm not complimenting you just because I want to do your brother. Coffee?
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xtreme

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Posted Aug 23, 2007 @ 4:24 AM

MASUKA: I don't know why you guys are always making dirty jokes... it's offensive.
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Posted Aug 23, 2007 @ 7:47 AM

Dexter: Hey Doakes, I was thinking of hitting up the titty bar after work. You in?
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imsorryimlost

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Posted Aug 23, 2007 @ 2:09 PM

Doakes: Hey Dexter!

I just remember calling him Morgan
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Posted Aug 24, 2007 @ 11:27 AM

Dexter: Hey Doakes, I was thinking of hitting up the titty bar after work. You in?


Doakes: yeah sure Dex, Kitty Kat Lounge or BoyBar tonight?
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Posted Aug 24, 2007 @ 5:36 PM

Dexter: Hey Doakes, I was thinking of hitting up the titty bar after work. You in?

Doakes: yeah sure Dex, Kitty Kat Lounge or BoyBar tonight?


Dexter:Your choice, Deb's overdue for another crisis, so I'll probably only have an hour to kill.
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Posted Aug 24, 2007 @ 5:59 PM

Doakes: Dex, you're an ok kinda guy. Let's go camping next weekend.


Deb: Dex, I'll understand if you don't have time to talk with me today. I'll figure it out myself. Here, have my doughnut.


LaGuerta: Deb, you've done a great job on this. Let's get a mani/pedi together.


Paul: Rita, may I take Astor & Cody to the museum of modern art today? I hear they're having a Kaminsky exhibition.


Masuka: Sexual jokes are an affront to all the women in the department.
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Posted Aug 25, 2007 @ 8:26 AM

CODY: Mommy, why does Dexter scare the living crap out of our neighbours?

Edited by xtreme, Aug 25, 2007 @ 8:26 AM.

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Posted Aug 25, 2007 @ 1:53 PM

Dexter:"Oh Deb leave the spider alone, don't you know that killing is wrong and can never be justified."
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Posted Aug 25, 2007 @ 2:27 PM

Deb: Dex, I'll understand if you don't have time to talk with me today. I'll figure it out myself. Here, have my doughnut.

I have no idea why, but the part in bold sent me into an uncontrolable fit of giggles.

LaGuerta: Am I wearing too much jewelry?
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Posted Aug 25, 2007 @ 7:11 PM

Dexter: Hey, Rita...let's put the kids to bed early and have a nice, romantic evening...just the two of us.
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Posted Aug 26, 2007 @ 10:46 AM

Dexter: Deb, does my kill shirt make me look fat?
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darkestboy

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Posted Aug 27, 2007 @ 9:17 AM

Deb: Being potty mouthed is unprofessional during the job.
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Posted Aug 27, 2007 @ 10:33 PM

Dexter: "Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it, like my heart's going to cave in."
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Posted Aug 27, 2007 @ 10:41 PM

[Cody and Astor] "Mommy, Dexter brought us a dog! Can we keep him?"
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Posted Sep 12, 2007 @ 6:56 PM

Deb: Let's set up a cursing jar at the station. Anybody who uses a cuss word has to put in a dollar.
Dexter: The sight of blood disgusts me. I think I'll take classes at DeVry and major in customer service.
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#28

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Posted Sep 12, 2007 @ 6:58 PM

Doakes to Dexter: Hey brother-in-law! (Of course if it happened...)

Dexter to Rita: Aw Rita, look a puppy!
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Posted Sep 13, 2007 @ 1:34 PM

Picking up from the last line....

Rita to Dexter: Yes, they are very good with barbeque sauce. I make them for the kids, twice a week.
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Posted Sep 15, 2007 @ 1:12 PM

Dexter: You're all invited over to my place tonight, to look at my slides.

Deb: Look, Dex! I just got my Mensa card in the mail!
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