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Posted Aug 9, 2007 @ 9:42 AM

Porny PD Theme Park



"Ride the Curls of Wonder......"


Oh, the possibilities are endless.

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Posted Aug 9, 2007 @ 10:38 AM

Porny PD Theme Park


"Ride the Curls of Wonder......"


Oh, the possibilities are endless.


Virtual Reality Amphitheater....where PD's most famous love speeches are replayed, except YOU are the lucky lady! (Sure beats the hell out of sitting really close to your TV and pretending he's talking to you)

Edited by OUCellogal, Aug 9, 2007 @ 10:41 AM.


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Posted Aug 9, 2007 @ 11:33 AM

Porny PD Theme Park


"Ride the Curls of Wonder......"


Oh, the possibilities are endless.


"Ride the Bended Shower"

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Posted Aug 9, 2007 @ 12:04 PM

Whew, I was worried I was the only one thinking up names for the rides. Trying to decide if I go on the Zipper first, or straight to the FunHouse. But I do like rollercoasters, so the Corkscrew may be in order.

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Posted Aug 9, 2007 @ 12:05 PM

the "car ride from Season 1" could be fun too

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Posted Aug 9, 2007 @ 12:06 PM

Well, there is a ride at Disneyland called "Autopia". A car ride with PD could be utopia....

Edited by Maraschino, Aug 9, 2007 @ 12:08 PM.


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Posted Aug 9, 2007 @ 12:37 PM

A car ride with PD could be utopia....


Yes, other wise known as the " The You Have Died And Gone To Heaven Ride" (hey that rhymes) to put it in plainer terms.

And don't forget about The Elevator of Lust ..um..Ride. That would be the symbol of our theme park the way Disney has its Cinderella castle and Sea World has Shamu. Just imagine the lines for that one.

It's very frustrating that we stil have no larger pix of the boys. I'm hoping that the news magazines bought exclusive rights to them and that they'll start popping up in the new issues of US Weekly, People etc that appear on newstands tomorrow. That might explain why no internets sites have 'em.

Awfuckit. But you know what... a post about a porny PD theme park, that's actually worthy of top of the page methinks. For once.

Edited by HotButteredRum, Aug 9, 2007 @ 12:46 PM.


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Posted Aug 9, 2007 @ 12:48 PM

"Rock -N- Roll Exam Room Table" would definitely be in the thrill ride category.

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Posted Aug 9, 2007 @ 12:50 PM

We need one of those theme-park-mogul sim computer games to design this.

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Posted Aug 9, 2007 @ 12:58 PM

Ok, so he's not Derek, but we need a ride called The Viper. Just because.

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Posted Aug 9, 2007 @ 1:22 PM

How about the "Do You Think I WANT To Be Looking At You" hall of mirrors. It makes it impossible to tell whether you're looking at your wife or your girlfriend.

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Posted Aug 9, 2007 @ 1:29 PM

It makes it impossible to tell whether you're looking at your wife


Ewwwwwwwwwww.

"Do You Think I WANT To Be Looking At You"

How about a mirror that responds "yes".

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Posted Aug 9, 2007 @ 1:32 PM

And going back to the Urban Cowboy days, a mechanical PD. Cash award to the contestant who can stay, uh, mounted the longest.

Slinking away now . . .

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Posted Aug 9, 2007 @ 1:45 PM

No slinking Cat! I for one think its a fabulous idea!

"Elevator of Lust" - PD comes up from behind, sniffs your hair then pushes you against the wall and kisses you.

As you enter the turnstyle for the park you hear PD saying "Its a beautiful day to take a ride. Let's have some fun".

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Posted Aug 9, 2007 @ 1:46 PM

"If its a rockin' don't come knockin' trailer ride"

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Posted Aug 9, 2007 @ 1:49 PM

Will this theme park have a petting zoo for the kiddies with dogs, deer and racoons and maybe a fish pond stocked with penis fish and rainbow trout?

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Posted Aug 9, 2007 @ 1:50 PM

Will the penis fish be in the petting zoo

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Posted Aug 9, 2007 @ 1:53 PM

Will the penis fish be in the petting zoo


*snort* I think we've reached new levels here. I'll leave it to you all to figure out if that level is an all-time high or low!

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Posted Aug 9, 2007 @ 1:55 PM

Actually, a bunch of us did this on another board last summer, except it was a Grey's Anatomy park, not just PD. That way we were able to have attractions like "Let the vet touch you with his hands," the Ellis Island maze, Orbiting Olivia (I forget the details but I think you had to avoid the Evil Syph Lord or something,) Ride the Tailwagon, a freak show featuring patients with bizarre conditions, and a bunch of other stuff. Good times.

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Posted Aug 9, 2007 @ 1:57 PM

How about a bagel stand?

(I just saw Lucky 7 for the first time.....)

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Posted Aug 9, 2007 @ 1:59 PM

snort* I think we've reached new levels here. I'll leave it to you all to figure out if that level is an all-time high or low!



You thought of it....I know you did.

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Posted Aug 9, 2007 @ 2:01 PM

will everyone get a PD-sweat hypersport t-shirt free on entry?

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Posted Aug 9, 2007 @ 2:18 PM

"Elevator of Lust" - PD comes up from behind, sniffs your hair then pushes you against the wall and kisses you.


Love this, mcdreaming! But can we call it the Elevator Shaft of Lust?

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Posted Aug 9, 2007 @ 2:41 PM

It makes it impossible to tell whether you're looking at your wife
Ewwwwwwwwwww.

"Do You Think I WANT To Be Looking At You"
How about a mirror that responds "yes".


and

"If its a rockin' don't come knockin' trailer ride"


It reminds me of some hilarious days of summer 06. Thanks ladies.

But August 07 also seems to me not too bad: Elevator of lust,Will the penis fish be in the petting zoo,....Keep on.

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Posted Aug 9, 2007 @ 4:03 PM

"I Was Drowning and You Saved Me". Its a huge tank where you are flung in the water. Then PD helps you out.

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Posted Aug 9, 2007 @ 4:22 PM

OMG. The porny PD theme park now exhists ! Arrghh..I've created a monster.

will everyone get a PD-sweat hypersport t-shirt free on entry?



Nope. That willl be the required uniform of the employees.

How about a bagel stand?


Most definately. A good day starts with a good breakfast.

But can we call it the Elevator Shaft of Lust?


We can. Not quite sure what the theme music for the ride should be. The theme from Shaft-'Can you dig it' (Oh I think we can,) some Tegan and Sarah style indie chick rock or a continuous loop of PD making his "I've been in love with you forever" speech overlaid with some basic moaning and groaning.

Edited by TheyPop, Aug 9, 2007 @ 4:55 PM.


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Posted Aug 9, 2007 @ 5:14 PM

Not quite sure what the theme music for the ride should be

Or the roar of racing engines--it's his park, right?

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Posted Aug 9, 2007 @ 6:11 PM

LMAO OMG!!! I love this thread!

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Posted Aug 9, 2007 @ 6:46 PM

Oh God, imagine if PD did an IW and looked at what the message boards were writing about him? *blushes profusely*

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Posted Aug 9, 2007 @ 7:23 PM

The Satisfaction Traction Ride - only your neurosurgeon can strap you in. (from Topeka)