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Posted Jul 10, 2007 @ 9:11 PM

"Scotch-free" - Kail (Isn't she the second BB retard to say this?)

"I feel like God put me on the block as a gift." - Amber (who seems to think God spends most of his time listening to weepy cocktail waitresses from Nevada).

"They seem to have a really close niche." - Carol (who is apparently not too familiar with the meaning of the word "niche").

"Jen lives in her own little Jen world. Itís Jen-uinely in-freakiní-sane!" - The shy and subdued Joe.

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Posted Jul 10, 2007 @ 9:48 PM

"Nobody was looking at each other like, 'You're mine tonight!'"--Jameka

"When I think of you, I shake...I shake like a elipeptic at an arcade!"--Dustin on Evil Joe

"'Scotch-free...is that how it goes? 'Scotch-free'?"--Kail

"We have all of the big guys...and Eric."--"Diem Tisdale" Fresh Meat Diem + Ashley Tisdale = Jessica

"This is illegal in MANY countries..."--Jameka on the 'Big Brother Slop'

"THAT'S THE PICTURE THAT EVERYBODY IS GONNA SEE!!! (10-second pause) That sucks."--Jen

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Posted Jul 10, 2007 @ 11:56 PM

"It was NEGATIVE..." Dustin
"Bitches" Tameka

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Posted Jul 10, 2007 @ 11:59 PM

"We all put our hands together and yelled 'Go Blue'! ...... Because we're the blue team." -- Jessica

Edited by ptuscadero, Jul 10, 2007 @ 11:59 PM.


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Posted Jul 11, 2007 @ 12:30 AM

There's already a favorite HG quotes in the Flotsam section. Maybe the threads could be merged...

And maybe then it could be moved here. I feel like people ignore the Flotsam section.

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Posted Jul 11, 2007 @ 12:29 PM

"It's like dark bag eyes and it's not even my bags" Jen about her picture.

That girl is comedy gold.

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Posted Jul 11, 2007 @ 7:09 PM

JOE: I. Spoon. Fed. Your. Life. To. You!

DUSTIN: You only knew me two years!

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Posted Jul 11, 2007 @ 8:30 PM

Dustin: He [Joe] has really big nipples.

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Posted Jul 11, 2007 @ 11:18 PM

I'm hearing some really good lines on the live feeds right now. Do they count?

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Posted Jul 12, 2007 @ 2:19 PM

I'm hearing some really good lines on the live feeds right now. Do they count?

Sorry. What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. :)

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Posted Jul 12, 2007 @ 6:08 PM

Joe: OK, so somehow I.....IMMACULATELY conceived gonorrhea!

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Posted Jul 12, 2007 @ 6:27 PM

"Now THIS is just a violation!" Jameka on her room being ransacked during the veto.

"What the HELLLLLL is this?" Jameka(on the tiny room during the premiere)

All the others in this thread are good too.

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Posted Jul 12, 2007 @ 8:57 PM

ERIC: "There are 13 sharks and then there's Carol.

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Posted Jul 13, 2007 @ 9:26 PM

Sorry. What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. :)


*in a Jen voice* "Like they moved like the Big Brother House like to Vegas?"

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Posted Jul 13, 2007 @ 10:11 PM

Wow. That bit from Joe almost scares me.

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Posted Jul 13, 2007 @ 11:04 PM

Oh, some visuals for the first quote, just in case the show doesn't do it justice.

http://img.photobuck...xo/amverjoe.jpg
http://img.photobuck...xo/hoedown2.jpg

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Posted Jul 14, 2007 @ 8:30 AM

Joe: "My name's Amber and I'm from Las Vegas."

Hysterical bit.
I taped it from "BB After Dark "on Showtime I am breaking the tab off that tape and keeping it forever for when I need a great laugh.

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Posted Jul 15, 2007 @ 12:08 PM

Jameka to Jen: Have any days here flown by for you, because I have felt every one.

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Posted Jul 15, 2007 @ 3:09 PM

Mike: "_____"

The look he has on his face is funny.

Edited by evil jesus, Jul 15, 2007 @ 3:10 PM.


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Posted Jul 15, 2007 @ 8:32 PM

Dick imitating Jen "Oh, you're playing chess? Look at my chest."

Joe about Jen winning HOH "There's a door on the teacup. What a brilliant technicality to bring into the mix to make the person who is the biggest idiot who guesses the lowest freaking number because they are a moron who has no spatial perception wins the HOH competition! I am sick of people being rewarded for stupidity in this country! Geez Louise!"

Jessica(referring to a pie at the food competition): "That was the most disgusting thing I've ever had in my mouth."

Yeah, right.

Edited by TVGuy88, Jul 15, 2007 @ 8:58 PM.


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Posted Jul 16, 2007 @ 8:56 AM

"Scotch-free" - Kail (Isn't she the second BB retard to say this?)


I did have to look it up in the OED but scotch-free isn't necessarily wrong. It's an archaic and rarely used variation of scot-free Öbut still.

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Posted Jul 16, 2007 @ 11:57 AM

Dustin on the strong man competition: "He has a W tatooed on each of his butt cheeks."
Zach: "What does that say?"
Dustin: "WoW"

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Posted Jul 16, 2007 @ 1:02 PM

I may have this somewhat wrong, but...


Zach on Jen: I don't know, I think you guys could patch it up, smooth things over. Maybe even date.
Dick: I'd rather stick my <bleep> in a meat-grinder.

Edited by where is truth, Jul 16, 2007 @ 1:03 PM.


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Posted Jul 16, 2007 @ 1:15 PM

When trying to convince Jen to nominate Jessica to complete his America's Player task:

Eric on Jessica: "I'm stupid and I talk to the sun and I'm retarded."

I laughed my ass off because of how his face looked when he said it. Plus, it's what I think of Jessica most of the time anyway.

Jessica(referring to a pie at the food competition): "That was the most disgusting thing I've ever had in my mouth."

Trust me, no one bought that one.

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Posted Jul 16, 2007 @ 7:05 PM

Dick: I'd rather stick my <bleep> in a meat-grinder.


I take it that "meat grinder" is another translation for the word Jen in the Jen-tionary.

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Posted Jul 17, 2007 @ 3:14 AM

No, I actually think Dick meant a meat grinder. Although I don't think he really would stick his <bleep> in one.

And just to be grammatically correct: a person can't immaculately conceive gonorrhea, but you can immaculately contract it. Er, right?

Edited to be grammatically correct and stick in the word "be."

Edited again: OK, Rillion, I can understand that no one has heard of the "Immaculate Contraction." But, if Joe's saying that the gonorrhea came from nowhere, why did he say he "conceived" it? If he "conceived" it, then that came from somewhere, didn't it?

This conversation is beneath us, isn't it?

Edited by Senor Audacity, Jul 17, 2007 @ 3:34 AM.


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Posted Jul 17, 2007 @ 3:19 AM

And just to grammatically correct: a person can't immaculately conceive gonorrhea, but you can immaculately contract it. Er, right?


The point he was trying to make was to sarcastically say that the gonorrhea came from nowhere. But if you contract something, then it came from somewhere. So I think his usage made more sense....plus, "immaculate conception" is an actual existing term, whereas "immaculate contraction" is not.

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Posted Jul 17, 2007 @ 9:45 AM

Actually the immaculate conception refers to Mary being born without original sin - so I don't think Joe's usage is correct anyway.

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Posted Jul 17, 2007 @ 9:59 AM

Actually the immaculate conception refers to Mary being born without original sin - so I don't think Joe's usage is correct anyway.


Actually, the immaculate conception refers to Jesus being conceived - with Mary not having sexual intercourse.

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Posted Jul 17, 2007 @ 10:51 AM

Not to get completely off topic - but no it doesn't. Jesus' birth is the virgin birth (or conception). Immaculate conception refers to Mary - check Wikipedia or any Catholic website. Or go to mass on the Feast of the Immaculate Conception

Edited by chafed, Jul 17, 2007 @ 10:52 AM.