Hey. So the way I've got it figured, nothing is going to bring me awesome opportunities in the live-in child-care field like going on Big Brother.
S8: Jen & The Art Of Maintenance
Started by
Miss Alli
, Jul 05 2007 02:14 PM
1186 replies to this topic
#1
Posted Jul 5, 2007 @ 2:14 PM
#2
Posted Jul 5, 2007 @ 5:29 PM
Something's wrong with the link. Can't check her out.
#3
Posted Jul 5, 2007 @ 8:08 PM
She and Joe are already in a throw down to the death for the Most Annoying Houseguest title.
#4
Posted Jul 5, 2007 @ 8:50 PM
I agree.. she's got my vote, thus far for most annoying.
#5
Posted Jul 5, 2007 @ 9:33 PM
So... what is it that she does again? I lost it in all that rambling.
#6
Posted Jul 5, 2007 @ 9:47 PM
Probably the first one gone.
#7
Posted Jul 5, 2007 @ 9:48 PM
Man, how many times in one night was she gonna say the word "like?"
#8
Posted Jul 5, 2007 @ 9:48 PM
Like, 1000?
#9
Posted Jul 5, 2007 @ 11:16 PM
Out of everyone, she annoyed me the most tonight.
#10
Posted Jul 5, 2007 @ 11:41 PM
She seems like a total L.A. cliche, but it would be hard to imagine a season of Big Brother without one.
#11
Posted Jul 6, 2007 @ 12:34 AM
She looks like a busted version of Megan Fox.
#12
Posted Jul 6, 2007 @ 1:27 AM
So... what is it that she does again? I lost it in all that rambling.
She's the nanny, I believe. Which makes her the second hot, but annoying as hell nanny I've seen this year, on my television (other is Hell's Kitchen's Bonnie.) Maybe Jen and Bonnie can form their own nanny camp.
#13
Posted Jul 6, 2007 @ 8:50 AM
Did she say something about being an "Estate Manager"? What exactly does that mean?
#14
Posted Jul 6, 2007 @ 9:01 AM
Does anyone else sort of envision her child care skills being somewhat like Tim Roth's in Four Rooms?
#15
Posted Jul 6, 2007 @ 10:37 AM
Did she say something about being an "Estate Manager"? What exactly does that mean?
I'm guessing that means she lets the gardeners and pool guy in through the security gate while the "Mom/Trophy wife" of the house is with her personal trainer and "Dad" is making his millions working as a studio executive.
#16
Posted Jul 6, 2007 @ 12:24 PM
Jen is the real life version of the Kristen Wiig SNL character "Competitive Penelope". If you don't know, you need to go and find it on the internet. So ... I'm an estate manager ... in Beverly Hills. It's really cool. OMG I'm going to LOVE her if she keeps this up.
#17
Posted Jul 6, 2007 @ 12:27 PM
I invented estates...
#18
Posted Jul 6, 2007 @ 12:28 PM
Jen is the real life version of the Kristen Wiig SNL character "Competitive Penelope". If you don't know, you need to go and find it on the internet. So ... I'm an estate manager ... in Beverly Hills. It's really cool. OMG I'm going to LOVE her if she keeps this up.
Well, I'm going to love it more than you, because that's what I do. In fact, she asked me to love it first, which is, like, so cool.
I would never have made that connection, musicguynj25. Genius.
ETA: Can you imagine if Kail starts talking to her about being a multi-business owner and running the town? The party and one-upping will never stop then... I'm crossing my fingers.
Edited by where is truth, Jul 6, 2007 @ 12:30 PM.
#19
Posted Jul 6, 2007 @ 1:40 PM
You have no idea how happy it makes me to know that there are other people out there who have seen Competitive Penelope. If she and Kail get into a conversation about work, my head just might explode.
#20
Posted Jul 7, 2007 @ 10:31 AM
I had a mental image of the production crew shouting at her, "For crissakes, pick one career, so we can put it on your bio!"So... what is it that she does again? I lost it in all that rambling.
#21
Posted Jul 8, 2007 @ 8:06 PM
Someone, please tell me this twit was joking/faking the crying over her (bad) picture/photo. She can't be that good of an actress! Can she?
#22
Posted Jul 8, 2007 @ 8:09 PM
Someone, please tell me this twit was joking/faking the crying over her (bad) picture/photo. She can't be that good of an actress! Can she?
Don't disappoint me! That kind of idiocy makes for good television, and makes everyone watching feel better about themselves!
#23
Posted Jul 8, 2007 @ 8:39 PM
Somebody should have told her that if she really wanted to get her picture off the wall they could evict her...
or that the 'ugly' cry and fit she through is a LOT worse to have to see than her picture that's on the wall!
or that the 'ugly' cry and fit she through is a LOT worse to have to see than her picture that's on the wall!
#24
Posted Jul 8, 2007 @ 9:00 PM
Yeah, she thought that picture was bad, wait until she gets a load of that diary room video.or that the 'ugly' cry and fit she through is a LOT worse to have to see than her picture that's on the wall!
#25
Posted Jul 8, 2007 @ 9:04 PM
Yeah, she thought that picture was bad, wait until she gets a load of that diary room video.
I'd bear any of the editors' children if they'd taken her crying speech and done a football sort of replay, where they would circle the bad portions of her face she was talking about, and then highlight the trio of veins that were pulsating in her forehead as she bemoaned the bags that appeared under her eyes in the original photograph.
#26
Posted Jul 9, 2007 @ 1:09 AM
THAT was the worst picture that Jen has ever taken? Gosh. I can show her plenty of pictures where my eyes are closed, I'm not smiling, and my hair is sticking out everywhere. Give me a freaking break. Guess we know who the vain one is this summer. I loved that all the houseguests thought she was utterly ridiculous.
#27
Posted Jul 9, 2007 @ 1:30 AM
Ha ha, that was the most pathetic (and strangely satisfying in a shaudenfreudesque way) five minutes of BB EVER. Umm, OK maybe when I was a highly neurotic 15-year old I MIGHT have cried about a bad picture of myself posted in public somewhere indefinitely, but - #1: I would've never cried in front of others about it, and #2: frankly, by age 18 I am quite sure I would've felt like an ASS for ever caring about such a thing to begin with! Jen's wailing about it was just RIDICULOUS. It wasn't even a terrible picture (does she think she is Angelina Jolie or something??) This chick is an ASS. I look forward to her breaking down more and more frequently until she is finally evicted.
Edited by Marchpane, Jul 9, 2007 @ 1:31 AM.
#28
Posted Jul 9, 2007 @ 2:22 AM
Thank you, Jen, for providing the most amusing BB segment ever.
#29
Posted Jul 9, 2007 @ 4:47 AM
I didn't really find that satisfying at all. Even Jessica had me agreeing with her that it was no big deal. I thought the picture was fine.
If Jen has to break down and cry over things as superficial and shallow as that, she must go. Now.
If Jen has to break down and cry over things as superficial and shallow as that, she must go. Now.
#30
Posted Jul 9, 2007 @ 9:18 AM
Has anyone ever seen Jen before? She looks crazy familiar to me and it's really been bugging me. It could have even been something like Fear Factor, or a day player on some sitcom. I just don't know. Whenever I try to get anything more, I picture a strapless dress, but that could be a bad association. Does she look familiar to anyone else?
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