Awesome Quotes: "I've Got My Eye On You!"
Posted Jun 11, 2007 @ 10:46 AM
Butchie after seeing Mitch float: "If that's a tumor, where do I sign up?"
Bill, about Mr. Cunningham: "Get this fruit out of the sun!"
And there's the aforementioned exchange between Bill and John:
Bill: "I've got my eye on you!"
John: "No, I've got my eye on you!"
Put your picks for the most awesome JFC quotes here.
Posted Jun 11, 2007 @ 1:31 PM
Posted Jun 11, 2007 @ 7:58 PM
It's so utterly senseless that it's brilliant.
Posted Jun 11, 2007 @ 10:27 PM
Cunningham: I am armed in accordance with the state lottery commission's pamphlet 'The Challenge of Sudden Wealth'
Dickstein: Do you have another gun?
Cunningham: I did not buy a backup, against the advice of Pete's Pistol Hut."
Posted Jun 12, 2007 @ 6:04 AM
Shaun: Like you did your last event?
Butchie: Yeah, tends to get you DQ'd.
Posted Jun 12, 2007 @ 8:11 AM
Posted Jun 14, 2007 @ 9:30 AM
I can't say exactly why, but the way that line was delivered (just the whole scene with those two actors) had me LMAO. Pretty much saved the episode for me, and might be the one line which gets me to watch the second episode.
Posted Jun 14, 2007 @ 12:55 PM
Posted Jun 14, 2007 @ 5:17 PM
And the second version of that line was useful in explaining the episode. Example:
The most obvious, "Some things I know some things I don't" summarized my entire episode viewing experience.
FRIEND OF JAYMAN: So, what was that new HBO show about:
JAYMAN: I don't know Butchie instead!
FRIEND OF JAYMAN: WTF???
Posted Jun 14, 2007 @ 7:25 PM
Posted Jun 15, 2007 @ 9:36 AM
Mitch to Cissy, about Linc: "[He] turned Butchie into the ditch-sleeping, doper shitbird he is today!" and to Butchie: "Don't forget to shoot up some courage!" Ouch!
Edited by Prettyeyes, Jun 17, 2007 @ 12:07 PM.
Posted Jun 18, 2007 @ 12:54 AM
Edited by Fisher King, Jun 18, 2007 @ 12:59 AM.
Posted Jun 18, 2007 @ 9:03 AM
Posted Jun 18, 2007 @ 9:34 AM
Not mentioned yet:
Ramon: Ain't you glad you didn't kill yourself yesterday?
Bill, trying to hide Zippy in his jacket: Like my heart's beating in a cartoon.
Butchie: Ladies, the line forms on my left to blow me!
John: The line forms on Butchie's left!
Posted Jun 18, 2007 @ 10:05 AM
Posted Jun 18, 2007 @ 12:01 PM
Freddy hits John
Freddy: Now he's there even less.
Posted Jun 18, 2007 @ 2:39 PM
"Papercuts on the penis, very painful"
Posted Jun 18, 2007 @ 7:01 PM
Delivered fantastically by Matt Winston. After a hilarious line by Dickstein (typical lawyer. And I speak as one.).
Also, another vote for:
-"He ain't all there".
-"Well now he's there even less".
Dayton Callie owns me.
Posted Jun 18, 2007 @ 8:57 PM
John: It's possible, Butchie.
It's all in the dramatic, upbeat delivery.
Posted Jun 18, 2007 @ 9:50 PM
""not for Gilbert Rawlins, he can do it dead" I believe he is the ghost in the cut from "The making of John from Cincinnati" you know, the ghost reference.
"Hali Akala Freddy, if you move your seat back, you wouldn't look like such a monkey"
"kiss Shawney too,as long as we are being stupid" again!!
Posted Jun 19, 2007 @ 9:57 AM
Freddie to John: "I took more acid than you ate Cheerios for breakfast. In a volcano."
Ramon, about Freddie: "He looks like that Bowzer guy from 'Sha Na Na'."
Bill to The Yosts: "My birds-they're crap machines."
Barry: "'Mega Millions' are not the broom to sweep Room 24 clean."
Kai to Mitch, about Cass: "Who is that chick? Is she a fan of yours?"
Mitch: "All my fans are in retirement homes."
Edited by Prettyeyes, Jun 21, 2007 @ 10:40 AM.
Posted Jun 20, 2007 @ 8:45 AM
Butchie: Is that where you picked him up?
Vietnam Joe: Do you think he may be a Mexican?