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Awesome Quotes: "I've Got My Eye On You!"


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Posted Jun 11, 2007 @ 10:46 AM

What are your favorite JFC quotes? Here are some of mine from the first episode:

Butchie after seeing Mitch float: "If that's a tumor, where do I sign up?"

Bill, about Mr. Cunningham: "Get this fruit out of the sun!"

And there's the aforementioned exchange between Bill and John:

Bill: "I've got my eye on you!"
John: "No, I've got my eye on you!"

Put your picks for the most awesome JFC quotes here.

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Posted Jun 11, 2007 @ 1:31 PM

Well for me it was "I don't know Butchie instead". I may start using that when people ask me questions I don't know how to answer.

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Posted Jun 11, 2007 @ 7:58 PM

Vietnam Joe (addressing Ramon and Dickstein): The three stooges! I could eat a bowl of soup off the top of either a' your heads!

It's so utterly senseless that it's brilliant.

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Posted Jun 11, 2007 @ 9:48 PM

The pigs have got grandma.

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Posted Jun 11, 2007 @ 10:27 PM

I don't know why but I loved these two lines from the motel storyline.

Cunningham: I am armed in accordance with the state lottery commission's pamphlet 'The Challenge of Sudden Wealth'

Dickstein: Do you have another gun?
Cunningham: I did not buy a backup, against the advice of Pete's Pistol Hut."

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Posted Jun 12, 2007 @ 12:50 AM

"You're a fifth fuckin' wheel around here, Dickstein."

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Posted Jun 12, 2007 @ 6:04 AM

Butchie: Just don't pull your left nut out.

Shaun: Like you did your last event?

Butchie: Yeah, tends to get you DQ'd.

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Posted Jun 12, 2007 @ 8:11 AM

I liked Bill's exasporated, "He changed my oil not two days ago."

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Posted Jun 13, 2007 @ 2:27 PM

Shaunie: Anyways.

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Posted Jun 14, 2007 @ 8:26 AM

Butchie: How's sixth grade?
Sean: It was good.

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Posted Jun 14, 2007 @ 9:30 AM

Butchie: You're up!

I can't say exactly why, but the way that line was delivered (just the whole scene with those two actors) had me LMAO. Pretty much saved the episode for me, and might be the one line which gets me to watch the second episode.

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Posted Jun 14, 2007 @ 12:55 PM

The most obvious, "Some things I know some things I don't" summarized my entire episode viewing experience.

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Posted Jun 14, 2007 @ 5:17 PM

The most obvious, "Some things I know some things I don't" summarized my entire episode viewing experience.

And the second version of that line was useful in explaining the episode. Example:
FRIEND OF JAYMAN: So, what was that new HBO show about:
JAYMAN: I don't know Butchie instead!
FRIEND OF JAYMAN: WTF???
JAYMAN: Exactly!

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Posted Jun 14, 2007 @ 7:25 PM

John yelling "I HAVE TO SELL IT!" about selling his fake cramp cracked me up.

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Posted Jun 15, 2007 @ 9:36 AM

Butchie to Shaun: "You want something to drink? The tap water isn't fatal." That's the best one can say about the water-"[it] isn't fatal?" Drinking it might not put its victims in the morgue, but it probably will put them in the hospital.

Mitch to Cissy, about Linc: "[He] turned Butchie into the ditch-sleeping, doper shitbird he is today!" and to Butchie: "Don't forget to shoot up some courage!" Ouch!

Edited by Prettyeyes, Jun 17, 2007 @ 12:07 PM.


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Posted Jun 15, 2007 @ 4:48 PM

"You're up."

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Posted Jun 15, 2007 @ 11:11 PM

"What's this nonsense now."

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Posted Jun 18, 2007 @ 12:54 AM

BUTCHIE: A plus on the fume control, pal.

Edited by Fisher King, Jun 18, 2007 @ 12:59 AM.


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Posted Jun 18, 2007 @ 8:52 AM

"I don't know if I am on foot or horseback"

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Posted Jun 18, 2007 @ 9:03 AM

Butchie to Bill, about Shaun: "You been more of a father to him than I was."

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Posted Jun 18, 2007 @ 9:34 AM

I don't know if anything will ever beat "I've got a cramp! I HAVE TO SELL IT!"

Not mentioned yet:

Ramon: Ain't you glad you didn't kill yourself yesterday?

Bill, trying to hide Zippy in his jacket: Like my heart's beating in a cartoon.

Butchie: Ladies, the line forms on my left to blow me!
John: The line forms on Butchie's left!

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Posted Jun 18, 2007 @ 10:05 AM

I love that "Ca thunk a thunk" sound that John makes in the bathroom when he's trying to imitate the guy next to him getting toilet paper.

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Posted Jun 18, 2007 @ 12:01 PM

Butchie: He's not all there.
Freddy hits John
Freddy: Now he's there even less.

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Posted Jun 18, 2007 @ 2:39 PM

"Trust the devil you know"

"Papercuts on the penis, very painful"

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Posted Jun 18, 2007 @ 2:56 PM

"Thanks for not killing me."

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Posted Jun 18, 2007 @ 7:01 PM

"I absolve you if the walls tumble down".

Delivered fantastically by Matt Winston. After a hilarious line by Dickstein (typical lawyer. And I speak as one.).

Also, another vote for:

-"He ain't all there".
*smack*
-"Well now he's there even less".

Dayton Callie owns me.

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Posted Jun 18, 2007 @ 8:57 PM

Oh wow, I forgot to post the one my mother and I have been quoting over and over since the pilot... when Butchie asks John if it's possible he's never even surfed before.

John: It's possible, Butchie.

It's all in the dramatic, upbeat delivery.

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Posted Jun 18, 2007 @ 9:50 PM

Here are 2 from the 2nd ep.

""not for Gilbert Rawlins, he can do it dead" I believe he is the ghost in the cut from "The making of John from Cincinnati" you know, the ghost reference.
and

"Hali Akala Freddy, if you move your seat back, you wouldn't look like such a monkey"

"kiss Shawney too,as long as we are being stupid" again!!

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Posted Jun 19, 2007 @ 9:57 AM

Butchie to John: "Radio silence 'til further notification. This is a dump a grown man can be proud of!"

Freddie to John: "I took more acid than you ate Cheerios for breakfast. In a volcano."

Ramon, about Freddie: "He looks like that Bowzer guy from 'Sha Na Na'."

Bill to The Yosts: "My birds-they're crap machines."

Barry: "'Mega Millions' are not the broom to sweep Room 24 clean."

Kai to Mitch, about Cass: "Who is that chick? Is she a fan of yours?"
Mitch: "All my fans are in retirement homes."

Edited by Prettyeyes, Jun 21, 2007 @ 10:40 AM.


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Posted Jun 20, 2007 @ 8:45 AM

Butchie: Did you come in through the sloughs, John?

Butchie: Is that where you picked him up?

Vietnam Joe: Do you think he may be a Mexican?