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[GoodThings]

So, like the game of Jeopardy:
Answer is provided by poster
Next poster supplies question and posts another "answer."
Try to keep it humorous - don't go with the literal "question".

Example:
A: Blatant manipulation.
Q: What is something you certainly won't see during the audition rounds of SYTYCD?

OR

A: HMV
Q: What is a popular dancing technique used to show males that a female is ready to mate?

So, on with the game...

A: Cold Hearted Snake. ***Remember - the next person should put a question to this one then post a new answer.

[WelcomeStranger]

A: Coldhearted Snake:
Q: What flailing jazz moves go on the list of things Dan Karaty does not need to see Jamile do?
(Mildly humorous, but certanily won't insire any HAA!s)

Hmm. An easy one:

A: HOYAY.

Edited by WelcomeStranger, Jun 6, 2007 @ 10:45 AM.

[justmy2cents]

A: HMV
Q: What is a popular dancing technique used to show males that a female is ready to mate?

LOL. I love your games, GoodThings. Ok, I'll try. (Whoops! Beaten by WelcomeStranger)

A: Cold Hearted Snake.
Q: What is something Shane is not?

Here's a running list of answers which need questions:

A: HOYAY.

A: Doriana Sanchez

Edited by justmy2cents, Jun 6, 2007 @ 10:46 AM.

[jkpolk]

A: HOYAY.
Q: What does Nigel regularly eschew in favor of HONAY?

ETA: I'll not leave an answer because we still have Doriana hanging.

Edited by jkpolk, Jun 6, 2007 @ 11:07 AM.

[Scade]

A: Doriana Sanchez
Q: Who ruins every disco song you used to love?

A: Nipple ring and overalls

[alvin etler]

A: Nipple ring and overalls

Q: What is an outfit that is generally retarded, but looks devastatingly hot on Blake.

A: Paso Doble

[jkpolk]

A: Paso Doble
Q: What is NOT a proper thing to decide to do when you wake up and get stoned?

A: Booty

[Pogo Possum]

A: Booty
Q: What is there too much of in the pants?

A: 18

oops, JibberJabber and I posted at the same time, but I like his/her question better!

Edited by Pogo Possum, Jun 6, 2007 @ 12:53 PM.

[JibberJabber]

A: Booty
B: What did Benji not, in fact, have enough of in the pants, turning that number into a bucket full of irony.


Edit: Stupid simultaneous posting grumble...

A: 18
Q: How many times were we treated to Melody's HMVs during Season One?

A: Tap Dancer

Edited by JibberJabber, Jun 6, 2007 @ 12:52 PM.

[Pogo Possum]

A: Tap Dancer
Q: What would Nigel love to do, especially if she's 18 and nubile?


A: bench

[GoodThings]

Q: What apparatus turned Heidi into a dancer? (sigh, so not funny, huh?)

A: Toes, knees and backs.

Quick note guys: Glad you like this new game, but you don't have to retype the answer. Your post should just be Question and new answer. See above.

[jkpolk]

ETA: Oops, for some reason I treated it like a multiple choice. hehe...

Q: Name places you will have blisters if you're a lyrical dancer on SYTYCD.

? AH well.

A: Jidges

Edited by jkpolk, Jun 6, 2007 @ 2:33 PM.

[bluenote123]

Q: The Cat pronunciation we (mostly!) love, and the screechy/mean/exhibiting-varied-levels-of-coherence-bastards we love to hate. :-)

A: Earthy

[Pogo Possum]

Q: What people are usually critical of cloggahs?

A: spin

Dreaded double-post again! Go with bluenote123's...

Edited by Pogo Possum, Jun 6, 2007 @ 2:39 PM.

[bluenote123]

Nah, go with Possum's. That one's better! :-)

[GoodThings]

I actually thought that Possum's question was in response to "Earthy"....so there ya go! (meaning Mia would be critical of the clogger).

[Pogo Possum]

OK, it's a really slow day at work -- can you tell? -- and I love games like this, so I'll play on Earthy.

Q: What is the planet-y that Sex and his mother need to come back down to, instead of wherever they are-y?


A: spin

[Shenanigan]

Q: What Nijinsky would do in his grave if he could see some of these auditions.

A: Splits

Edited by Shenanigan, Jun 6, 2007 @ 4:18 PM.

[Gardencrown]

Q: What position did Dmitry almost get stuck in during a particular DoD?

A: Nigel's hair

[justmy2cents]

Q: What does Farrah Fawcett want back?

A: Dan's jacket

[Gardencrown]

Hah! You crack me up justmy2cents!

Q: What does Fonzie want back?

A: Sibling on Sibling (or Cousin on Cousin) dances

[ReginaFalangi]

A: Paso Doble
Q: What is NOT a proper thing to decide to do when you wake up and get stoned?

LMAO!!! This one's a pisser!!!

[JibberJabber]

Q: What is the only way Benji can get girls to touch him?

A: The jibblies.

[justmy2cents]

Ok, I like Benji, but that's pretty funny, Jibber Jabber. (Gardencrown: ehhhhhh! Good one, yourself!)

Q: What happens when the insides of your thighs get going ...

WHAT. DOESN'T THIS HAPPEN TO EVERYONE ON THIS BOARD?

A: What's striped black & white and flips over & over?

ETA: Jibber Jabber - that works for me, too! :)

Edited by justmy2cents, Jun 7, 2007 @ 1:33 PM.

[JibberJabber]

Good answer, 2cents. :) We would have also accepted, "Where should we kick Blake?"

[GoodThings]

Don't forget that the answer shouldn't be a question....so I'll retype, just this once (gives stern glance over lowered reading glasses, you know the look).

A: It's striped black and white and flips over & over.
Q: How does Hok tell his right leg from his left?


A: A suitcase and babyoil.

[ajay]

Q: What are Nigel's biggest turn-ons?

A: knee-high, striped socks

[Taj Cloud7]

Q: What does Shane wear when he's channelling his inner ReRun (or is it Dwayne)?


A: Lindy Hop.

[Micha]

Q: What dance is 60% mugging and 40% jazz hands?



A: Mary's "opinions"

[justmy2cents]

I have to mime this question. In a flight attendant's outfit.

Q: (mimes) Would you like to purchase this set of disposable headphones to plug into your tv?


A: Junk in the trunk.

(p.s. GoodThings, I'll try to follow rules in all the games today!)