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Posted Jun 7, 2007 @ 9:25 PM

Sanjaya Dances: Jessi “Baby Oil” Peralta


pointoforder, That is so dead on it's funny! Love it!
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#32

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Posted Jun 7, 2007 @ 9:46 PM

How about?.....

I am Schwimmer, Watch Me Mug: Lacey Schwimmer

Edited by pointoforder, Jun 7, 2007 @ 9:46 PM.

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Posted Jun 7, 2007 @ 9:57 PM

Shut The Front Door!!: Lacey Schwimmer
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Posted Jun 7, 2007 @ 10:07 PM

Ricky Palamino: Bringing Irrational Physicality

LOL..or something that uses his quote!

Edited by ButterflyRei, Jun 7, 2007 @ 10:11 PM.

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Posted Jun 7, 2007 @ 11:11 PM

Lacey: Sink or Schwim?

Pasha: Dmirty 2.0 (Artem 3.0) Now with 100% More Shirt
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Posted Jun 8, 2007 @ 1:03 AM

Jesus "Chuy Wine" Salorio

Pasha: Dmirty 2.0 (Artem 3.0) Now with 100% More Shirt

chortle! snort!




you guys. I'm a little depressed. The official site has choreographer & judge bios up; Doriana is not listed for season 3. I know it's early days, so I'm trying to keep the hope alive...

I'd really hate to see good snark go to waste.

Edited by pokeystar, Jun 8, 2007 @ 1:06 AM.

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Posted Jun 8, 2007 @ 7:10 AM

How about:

Danny Tidwell: Blake 2.0 or Little Travis?
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Posted Jun 8, 2007 @ 9:11 AM

My Suggestions for the Hok thread:

Hok: Ain't No Other Man Can Dance Like Him
Hok: Asia Major
Hok: Has Green Card, Will Travel
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Posted Jun 8, 2007 @ 9:33 AM

Oh dear lord I am DYING over these thread titles. So good. Please use them before someone does it and makes it all lame...
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Posted Jun 8, 2007 @ 11:03 AM

Run, Ladies! It's: Cedric Gardner

Tyce? I don't know any Tyce: Lauren Gottlieb

Edited by Shenanigan, Jun 8, 2007 @ 11:04 AM.

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Posted Jun 8, 2007 @ 11:13 AM

So many good ones! I have to give a special shout out to :

Tyce? I don't know any Tyce: Lauren Gottlieb


in fact, Shenanigan, why not have a series of thread titles of the same form for all the nepotism ones? That would crack me up.

Although, I love Scade's Sink or Schwim very much too.

I popped back in because I dearly want to start a thread called "CLOG!" but I don't know what it's topic would be.
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Posted Jun 8, 2007 @ 11:20 AM

I popped back in because I dearly want to start a thread called "CLOG!" but I don't know what it's topic would be.

Perhaps something along the lines of "CLOG: How to make a dancer disappear" except wittier.

Next on Lifetime: She Barely Scraped By---The Lacey Schwimmer Story.
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Posted Jun 8, 2007 @ 11:22 AM

I love this thread so much. How about:

Jessie: Don't Forget to Pack the Baby Oil
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Posted Jun 8, 2007 @ 11:28 AM

The Lil' Clogger who could and other dancers we want to see again.
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Posted Jun 8, 2007 @ 11:53 AM

in fact, Shenanigan, why not have a series of thread titles of the same form for all the nepotism ones? That would crack me up.


Then how about:

He Ain't Heavy, He's Travis's Brother: Danny Tidwell.

;-)
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Posted Jun 8, 2007 @ 12:04 PM

Should we all vote on titles we like and assign a deadline?

Majority wins by Midnight, June 15?


I'm willing to count and post the winners if no one else is, but it would have to end on the suggested date, because after that I'm in Hawaii for two weeks with limited internet access.

Just curious and I don't want to hurt feelings: but, as an example Cat Deely, English Rose is a very sweet title. I like it, but if someone came up with something snarky that made me laugh when I see it - Is there a way to change title thread names without losing the content of the thread?

What I 'm thinking - the winners list could be presented to a network exec and they could *pretty please* make the changes?

Edited by pokeystar, Jun 8, 2007 @ 12:10 PM.

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Posted Jun 8, 2007 @ 12:13 PM

Oiled up and sliding off the stage: Jessi

Strange, but in a good way: Ricky

Loogies. (The Hok-ing it up thread)

I am humble. I am the humblest. Nobody can out-humble me! (Danny)
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Posted Jun 8, 2007 @ 12:22 PM

Should we all vote on titles we like and assign a deadline?

Majority wins by Midnight, June 15?



But that'll be after a new ep airs, right? I imagine people are going to want to start posting about the contestants immediately - there's already a Lacey thread, after all. I'd suggest a much faster deadline - like midnight tonight or early tomorrow. JMO.

I'm willing to count and post the winners if no one else is, but it would have to end on the suggested date, because after that I'm in Hawaii for two weeks with limited internet access.


Very nice of you! (And I'm terribly jealous of your trip!)

Edited by Shenanigan, Jun 8, 2007 @ 12:23 PM.

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Posted Jun 8, 2007 @ 12:56 PM

But that'll be after a new ep airs, right? I imagine people are going to want to start posting about the contestants immediately - there's already a Lacey thread, after all. I'd suggest a much faster deadline - like midnight tonight or early tomorrow. JMO.



That's why I asked about the ability to change thread titles, in general.

I thought about making the deadline earlier, but there are a few dancers we've barely seen. I thought with at least one performance eppy, we'll have a little more "read" on all of them.


Will you be even more jealous if I tell you my sister lives on Maui?
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Posted Jun 8, 2007 @ 1:01 PM

I don't necessarily disagree about getting a better read on the dancers with more time, I just don't see others wanting to wait that long to start threads. Maybe it's just me, though! I will certainly bow the majority. (And if thread names can be changed, like you suggested, that could work.)

Will you be even more jealous if I tell you my sister lives on Maui?


Why, yes I will! ;-) That's awesome. I would love to see one of Hawaii's black beaches someday.
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Posted Jun 8, 2007 @ 1:09 PM

Is that his porn name? Ricky Palomino

We could do threads for the ones we know. Even though the titles don't bring on the snark, I've always liked how they do it for ANTM. That way there aren't any screaming matches about the appropriateness of the titles.
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Posted Jun 8, 2007 @ 1:31 PM

Should we all vote on titles we like and assign a deadline?

Majority wins by Midnight, June 15?


I like the idea, but we better move the deadline up, much earlier. In fact, someone already started a Lacey Schwimmer thread with a name that was not from this thread... So, it seems like time is clicking away if we want to vote... I like the idea of a vote but we hve to move fast...
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Posted Jun 8, 2007 @ 1:40 PM

Jessie Peralta: Carrion luggage
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Posted Jun 8, 2007 @ 1:43 PM

I emailed weecapper Daniel directly, so hopefully we'll have an answer soon.

Ricky Palomino: Psycho Dancer, Qu'est-ce que c'est?

Danny Tidwell thinks his Holy Poo don't Stink.
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Posted Jun 8, 2007 @ 1:50 PM

Danny Tidwell: Makes Kittens Cry. Hates Christmas. EVOL.

Neil: Tall Blonde Goodness

Pasha: Pash-Worthy
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Posted Jun 8, 2007 @ 4:02 PM

Considering the Faina and Lacey thread names already posted, maybe it should be:

Nepotism at Work 3 At World's End: Danny Tidwell
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Posted Jun 8, 2007 @ 4:25 PM

Danny Tidwell: Makes Kittens Cry. Hates Christmas. EVOL.

I flove this one! Too funny!

Ground Control to Major Tom: Ricky Palomino

I think the Pasha one should include something about Russian male ballroom/Latin dancers not being allowed to wear shirts, but I can't come up with something short enough. Because that does seem to be a universal truth/stereotype which the show is already playing into.
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Posted Jun 8, 2007 @ 5:00 PM

Considering the Faina and Lacey thread names already posted, maybe it should be:

Nepotism at Work 3 At World's End: Danny Tidwell


Awesome!! Make it so!
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Posted Jun 8, 2007 @ 5:03 PM

Well, if we keep going this way:

Nepotism at Work: The Lacey Schwimmer Thread

Nepotism at Work 2 Electric Boogalo: Faina

Nepotism at Work 3 At World's End: Danny Tidwell

even so none of these contestants are related to producers and judges, and contestant relatives have no part in the selection process (which would make it nepotism)

Then then the rest of the threads should be:
Cronyism at Work: Lauren Gottlieb (Misha) Thread (assisted in last years choreography)
Cronyism at Work 2: Jaimie Goodwin (heavily hyped by Travis)
Cronyism at Work 3: Blake McGrath (ex-boyfriend of one of shows' choreographers)
and so on and on and on
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Posted Jun 8, 2007 @ 5:13 PM

Does anyone need a break from dancer titles? I was wondering if anyone had ideas about threads to discuss performances in specific genres. I've always liked:

Show Me Your Paso Doble! Hmm.... Maybe We Should Talk About That. (The Ballroom Thread)

But I bet this group could come up with better. Or maybe there's no need to divide them up at all?
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