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[pokeystar]

Wouldn't it be nice to have a place to put all our ideas for contestant and choreographer and judge threads (that have not been named yet) ?

I am posting this mainly because I want a thread for Doriana Sanchez, but I cannot for the life of me think of anything snarky enough to be worthy.

Throw me a bone, folks.

This could come in handy once the Top Twenty is official, as well.

Here's my rather pathetic try for Sanchez

I really wanted to be Gynecologist: Doriana Sanchez.

[J Talia]

Doriana Sanchez: Dancing Queen of the Cunniliftus

I'm not sure who coined the word cunniliftus, but I *heart* them.

[justmy2cents]

I think you two are on the right track - I like them already.

Ok, here are a few attempts:

Um, That's Not What "Faceplant" Means, Doriana ...

Bringing You Dancing Now That No One Wanted To See 30 Years Ago

Are You Sure You're Allowed to Show That Before Prime Time?

I Make It Hard to Find Less Sexy Dancing Anywhere Else

Was that more than a few attempts? This must be a fun thread. Disclaimer: shows my bias. Mileage may vary. :)

[Shenanigan]

I love them all!

Brian Friedman: The Clothes Make the Man(iac)

[alvin etler]

Useless and Uselesser: The Guest Judge Thread

Brian Friedman: Judge or Extra from the Muppet Show.

Brian Friedman: I borrowed my top from Britney

[pokeystar]

I am loving useles & uselesser.


cunniliftus!!! (It's all coming back to me now...) but I can't remember who came up with it either...


The Doriana Sanchez thread... brought to you by Vagisil ™

[justmy2cents]

The Doriana Sanchez thread... brought to you by Vagisil ™

What are "Things That Make You Laugh Like A Maniac but Your Better Half Might Not Find Funny" ? Bwah ha ha.

I LOVE Useless and Uselesser Too!!!

[DarrellH]

Philip Chbeeb: A Ripple Runs Through Him

[justmy2cents]

aack! I might have to hold you guys personally responsible for the awful Doriana thread title that won't leave my head!

ew! icky! I am too much of a lady to think like that!

While I'm here, ReginaFalangi had a good one for Brian ... Brian Friedman: I'm Crying On The Inside

and pokeystar had a good one, too:

Dance, 3 - Looks, 3: Bad auditions discussed here

I don't know why more people don't play this game. Oh wait. YES I DO! (\conflicted)

[alvin etler]

Since everyone seemed to like it (two people is everyone, right), I went ahead and made a guest judge thread.

It's my first thread on TWoP, now I have surely become a man!

[Hyper Critical]

Sadly, I don't think we'll get to use any of the cute fun titles for Brian, it sounds like after Grease is done - he's signed on with X Factor. I wonder if he is just trying to avoid Britney?

[rose2d]

Okay, I have a challenge for all y'all witty folks - I'd like to start an unpopular opinions thread, but can't think what to call it (other than Unpopular Opinions. Yes, I am the mistress of the obvious.). Any ideas?

[justmy2cents]

I Think Nigel is Cute? Dancing is For Sissies? Mary Should Scream Louder? ;)

Good challenge, rose2d. I'll have to keep thinking ...


I Want More Sex: The Unpopular Opinions Thread

Edited by justmy2cents, May 2, 2008 @ 12:27 AM.

[alvin etler]

I Miss Lauren Sanchez: The Unpopular Opinions Thread

Thank God for Cat Deeley because that woman was awful in S1.

Edited by alvin etler, Jun 1, 2007 @ 12:46 AM.

[ajay]

Bwah! You guys are awesome. I really like alvin's suggestion except that I'm worried it will spawn a whole bunch of "Who's Lauren Sanchez?" posts and, really, I'd rather continue to forget her.

[provencal]

How about these?

Doriana Sanchez -- The Choreographer That Sounds Better As a Snack

Mia -- Say It Soft and It's Almost like Braying

Nigel Lythgoe Un-Bonnie-d: the Perv Thread

Edited by provencal, Jun 1, 2007 @ 7:59 AM.

[justmy2cents]

Mia -- Say It Soft and It's Almost like Braying

Perfection, provencal.

I can't resist; regardless of how unseemly it is. Here's a hint for my heretofore unmentionable Doriana thread title.

Two words: Dental Floss.

I blame you. :)

[ABTJess218]

How about "Doriana Sanchez: What A Feeling"?

Unpopular opinions: "SYTYCD: The Search for America's Best Dancer"?

[Swedish Chef]

I know he already has a thread and all, but I feel Tyce Diorio should somehow get "Toasty Oreo" affixed to his thread title. The first time Cat introduced him, that's what it sounded like she called him. Ever since, whenever she says his name, all I hear is "Toasty Oreo." I can't be alone on this. Can I?

[pokeystar]

Swedish Chef, you'll never snerk alone again. (or bjork, bjork, bjork, for that matter)

alvin etler, I know exactly how you feel - shall we celebrate our thread mitzvahs together?

justmy2cents, thanks for mentioning Dance 3, Looks 3 - I had forgotton about that one. Although, that mirror song keeps popping into my head during the auditions. <evil grin>

Well, to be honest, it's one big Chorus Line fiesta in my head during audition/Vegas episodes.

"Let me dance for you..."

"dancing for my own enjoyment - that ain't it kids, that ain't kids"

[ReiaLee]

Swedish Chef, you are DEFINITELY not alone. Toasty Oreo, Tasty Oreo or any kind of variation always runs through my mind whenever I hear or even read his name.

[4GED]

`I got a few for doriana.

"Crotchtastic!"

"Can You Smell What the Cooch is Cooking?"

"HMV Has Nothing On This"

as for the Unpopular thread...

"Who Said You Could Dance..."

"why Are You still Here..."

"Meh"

"it's the 2000 election all over again"

[GoodThings]

It Exuberates Fantasticism: The Unpopular Opinions Thread

[justmy2cents]

It Exuberates Fantasticism: The Unpopular Opinions Thread

hee hee. That's a good one, as it stands. And then it gets better when I do my standard mis-reading of the word...does anyone else ever see "Fanaticism" instead? I've been doing it for awhile.

[crackinup]

In the spirit of the crotch lift and the divided sentiment on Ms. Doriana:

Split Opinion: The Doriana Sanchez Thread:

She Goes Up, He Goes Down: The Doriana Sanchez Thread.

80's Disco: The Genre That Never Existed Makes a Comeback with Doriana Sanchez

[Shenanigan]

It Exuberates Fantasticism: The Unpopular Opinions Thread

I love this! Did we ever find out if we were allowed to have an Unpopular Opinions thread?

Love all the Doriana ones, too!

[ajay]

does anyone else ever see "Fanaticism" instead? I've been doing it for awhile.

Every time I see it. Hee!

[rose2d]

I love everyone's unpopular opinions options! Y'all are so much wittier than me.

[pointoforder]

Now that we have a Top 20 we should start individual dancer/contestant threads...

BabyTravis: Danny Tidwell

The Ego Dances: Danny Tidwell

Sanjaya Dances: Jessi “Baby Oil” Peralta

[JeanPoole]

cunniliftus!!! (It's all coming back to me now

I'm not surprised...gravity and all.