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[slyest romantic]

I started with the granddaddy of all Gordon quotes, but I think a good drinking game could be had using "Oh, come ON!"

For the record, the entire non-stick quote is, "You know, if you saute scallops in a non-stick pan, they won't stick. That's why it's called fucking non-stiiiIIIIiiick!! I don't know what they call it in Texas, sweetheart, but fuck me!"

Your favourite quote?

[Suburbia]

It has to be that one. That's the one that got me started in the show (and hooked on a certain Mr. Ramsay.). I'd just watched casually up until then, and that was my first major meltdown of his.

[soylentgreenis]

Well, non stiiccccccckk is the best one, but I'm also partial to "dirty plate, Jimmy. Dirty plate"

[ceebeedubya]

And perfect for any occasion..."fucking donkey!"

[Bard Sinister]

"I'll get you more pumpkin, and I'll ram it up your fucking ass. Would you like it whole or diced?"

[slyest romantic]

Victoria (Season 2): Oh, what's that knife called?
Gordon: A cleaver.

[Laekaen]

Victoria (Season 2): Oh, what's that knife called?
Gordon: A cleaver.

That whole exchange was my favorite from Season 2. Victoria trying to sound so sincere and Ramsey's response, the tone of his voice just makes the whole quote.

[Rap541]

"You fucking donkey" is just so awesome. We use it at work all the time now :)

[LogCabinPat]

I forget the context, but wasn't there one about a dish looking like 'Dewberry's dog's dinner'?

[oxford]

My favorite ever: "You have a palate like a cow's backside!" I have no idea what that means, but that quote comes in really handy sometimes.

[Stardusted]

From Season One -"SHUT IT DOWN!"

[ThatGrrl]

"Get your breasts off my counter!" That one had me rolling. The shock on that customer's face was just priceless.

[shydiva]

Not really a funny quote, but I love it when he gets really pissed off and says "Come here, you..." It cracks me up.

I'm so excited about the new season. I love this show.

Edited by shydiva, May 31, 2007 @ 11:35 AM.

[CK17]

From Season One,

GR: First name?
Dewberry: Dewberry
GR: Blueberry?

[whiteshirtrocks]

From this season--highly publicized in the commercials:

"STOPPPPP CRYYYYIIING, STOPPP CRYING MANNNNN!!!!"

The season hasn't even started yet and I already love this Ramsey-ism.

[LogCabinPat]

I have to say that every time I read the title of this thread - "Non-stiiIIIIiiiCK!" - I break out laughing.

[AnotherVoice]

It cracks me up every time he gets annoyed / exasperated / piss off and goes "oh fuck me"

The title of this thread is making me giggle every time I read it. I had to go off and find the video on you tube and watch it.

[whiteshirtrocks]

Ummm...and where would that video be?

[AnotherVoice]

Just search youtube for "Hell's Kitchen". I found it in a 40 second quick clip of last season - it is right at the beginning. I think I watched it about 10 times last night.

[Legion242]

I love how he calls all the guys "Big Boy". Last season I got stuck saying that all the time.

[Cherry Wire]

All of these quotes got me considering the wonderful, awesome idea of hiring GR for a day (or even an hour) to follow me around and chew out anyone who pisses me off. Ahhhh.....

[Shamrock317]

hiring GR for a day (or even an hour) to follow me around and chew out anyone who pisses me off.

Oh lord! I just had an epiphany on how we can "adjust" our boys' recent crappy attitudes. Forget soccer camp -- let's send them to GRrrrrrr boot camp. (They're 8 and 5, they can handle it right? Right?)

except he's so nice to kids on his other shows ...

ETA: and, heh ... hail seitan. Awesome!

Edited by Shamrock317, Jun 4, 2007 @ 4:19 PM.

[galwaycounty]

non-stiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick

Try this for classic GRrrrrrrrrr

[slyest romantic]

"Hell's Bitches" was the highlight of tonight's ep, hands down. I need that on a T-shirt, but I think I'd be wearing it in an entirely different spirit than Gordon meant it.

[TudorQueen]

Vinnie: He starts yelling... he's all wrinkled... he looks like a shar-pei"

[Shamrock317]

"Hell's bitches" was good. But a strong second was his comparison of the overdone egg to a breast implant. HA!

[Bard Sinister]

Awwww! GRrrrr called Aaron a "chunky monkey." That's what GRrrrr called Jay Leno, when he was trying to teach Jay how to make tortellini on "The Tonight Show."

I also loved GRrrr's little "Masterpiece Theatre" introduction for this season.

[Bubbacat]

"It tastes like gnat piss." Beautiful! But, umm, how exactly would GR know how gnat piss tastes?

[HyeChaps]

Did I hear Chef refer to Eddie's "little palate"?

[BigE42984]

It tastes like gnat piss." Beautiful! But, umm, how exactly would GR know how gnat piss tastes?

When he said this, I asked myself, do gnats piss?