If I were a Timelord/Companion...
Posted May 15, 2007 @ 8:10 PM
Here is extract and adaptation to get you started...original in italics..
Shooting is not too good for my enemies...
I will not gloat over my enemies' predicament before killing them.
I will not scream exterminate for half an hour before attempting to kill the Doctor.
Posted May 15, 2007 @ 8:26 PM
Posted May 15, 2007 @ 9:30 PM
Posted May 15, 2007 @ 11:14 PM
Edited by ChrisH, May 15, 2007 @ 11:17 PM.
Posted May 16, 2007 @ 12:39 AM
- If I were the Tenth Doctor, I'd make sure I never ran out of hair gel.
- If I were the Ninth Doctor, I'd make sure I always had clean socks.
- If I were the Eighth Doctor, I'd make sure all heart surgeons knew that I had two hearts.
- If I were the Fourth Doctor, I'd find a way to make sure my scarf would never stretch.
Posted May 16, 2007 @ 4:58 AM
Posted May 16, 2007 @ 6:54 AM
I would also insist on TARDIS flying lessons.
Posted May 16, 2007 @ 7:26 AM
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Posted May 16, 2007 @ 3:21 PM
If I was a villainess on Doctor Who, I would be forever trying to make the Doctor my love slave. However, he'll always elude my grasp. Clever little Time Lord.
If I was the Doctor, I would make sure not to upset my companion's mother. And I would make sure the companion herself wouldn't attempt to murder anyone.
Posted May 16, 2007 @ 7:28 PM
Posted May 17, 2007 @ 1:01 AM
Posted May 17, 2007 @ 10:35 AM
Posted May 17, 2007 @ 6:37 PM
If I were the Doctor, before taking on a new Companion I would sneak up on her and say Boo, if her scream is louder than say a jet I wont bring her. No matter how cute.
Posted May 20, 2007 @ 6:32 PM
Posted May 20, 2007 @ 6:35 PM
I would also carry pepper spray so I'd have some way to protect myself from the inevidible being grabbed from behind moment.
Posted May 22, 2007 @ 9:51 AM
If I were a Companion, I would avoid any circumstances that would place the Doctor and any of my relatives in the same place at the same time.
Posted May 22, 2007 @ 8:58 PM
Edited by Ivriniel, May 23, 2007 @ 6:39 PM.
Posted May 23, 2007 @ 3:06 AM
Posted May 23, 2007 @ 11:08 AM
If I were a companion, I would learn some form of self-defense.
If I were the Doctor, I would put tracking devices on all of my companions.
Posted Jun 3, 2007 @ 8:04 PM
Posted Jun 3, 2007 @ 9:42 PM
If I were a companion, I'd probably get kicked off the TARDIS from trying to go back and change everything I disliked in history.
Posted Jun 3, 2007 @ 11:31 PM
...and I saw the Doctor (or what looked like the Doctor) bumbling about, completely idiotically, I'd shoot him. No doubt it's all part of his plan.
...the first hint of the Doctor that I saw/heard about in my realm/empire/kingdom, I'd reform completely. If my minions resist the change, I show them The Family of Blood. That oughta scare them straight.
...I'd shoot the Doctor before letting him speechify. If I couldn't shoot him, I'd run as far away as possible, because something very very very very bad is about to happen to me.
Posted Jun 5, 2007 @ 11:55 PM
Posted Jun 6, 2007 @ 1:39 AM
...I would start a fitness regimen that would train me for such activities as "running for my life", "hanging off ropes/platforms/switches for parallel universes", "jumping onto surfaces of unknown stability", "pointing objects, both mundane and dangerous, in a threatening manner at my adversaries", "escaping from confinement", with a touch of "kicking the ever living crap out of baddies" for good measure.
...I would ask the TARDIS to take me far future medical facility (so long as it is not staffed by cat-nuns), and be scanned for every ailment known to the universe and then be cured and immunized for all of them. Also, I'd go in for a spot of laser eye surgery--getting alien slime in my contacts would be SUCH a pain.
...I would have a wonderful relationship with the TARDIS wardrobe room. I don't want to be stuck in whatever my version of Pineapple Hair and a Leather Jacket would be for weeks on end.
...If the Doctor is feeling particularly morally ambiguous and/or unconcerned about paradoxes, I would ask if we could go and visit philosophers and scientists of days gone by, blow their minds by telling them what they got right and what they got wrong, and then using some of Jack's retcon on them so that world history would continue as normal.
Posted Jun 6, 2007 @ 3:57 AM
excellent point. Will add it to my internal list.
getting alien slime in my contacts would be SUCH a pain
I think ChrisH that it is just good advice.
If I were a companion I would not torment any captured adversaries, because it is just tacky.
Posted Jun 6, 2007 @ 9:27 AM
edited to remove typos
Edited by Asteria, Jun 6, 2007 @ 9:28 AM.
Posted Jun 10, 2007 @ 5:00 PM