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[arizonamyrie]

I've been playing around with posting this for awhile, but finally decided that we need one. So, stolen from House, MD, I present - The Doctor Who Corrupt-a-Wish Game.

It's simple. Corrupt the wish of the person who just posted, and then post your own wish for someone else to corrupt. Wishes are usually based around something from the show, but they can sometimes be completely irrelevant as well. So for example, we'll say Rose makes a wish: "I wish I could see Barcelona." Then, the next person, we'll say, Ten, corrupts it: "Granted. But I'll crash the TARDIS, again."


So, to start: I wish we knew the Doctor's real name.

[Caffeine Junkie]

I wish we knew the Doctor's real name.

Granted. But it's so long and said at such a high pitch, your eardrums will burst.

I wish The Doctor met Ianto.

[EarlGreyTea]

I wish The Doctor met Ianto.

Granted. But that scene is immediately cut off in favor of filling the rest of the episode with Gwen-and-Owen sex.

I wish the Doctor would stop saying he's sorry.

[Cygnia]

I wish the Doctor would stop saying he's sorry.

Granted. But now we have the Doctor played as a bitter combo of One, Six and the Valeyard.

I wish the Rose/Doctor 'shippers would move on to other things.

[D.C.]

I wish the Rose/Doctor 'shippers would move on to other things.

Granted. But now they're Martha/Doctor 'shippers.

I wish the Doctor would get amnesia and forget he's "The" Doctor, and would start to live a normal life.

Edited by D.C., Feb 19, 2007 @ 7:23 PM.

[arizonamyrie]

Granted. But then we get an angst-filled story of how his lovers all die before him, he doesn't die, and we all cry a la Doomsday.

I wish Doomsday didn't make me cry.

[Mack the Spoon]

Granted. It makes you laugh hysterically, until someone decides you need to be taken to the funny farm.

I wish SciFi was showing S3 at the same time as Britain gets it.

[Cygnia]

Granted, but Sci-Fi chops the hell out of the episodes with crappy made for TV "original" movie commercials spliced in between (so, not much change really).

I wish the US airs "Torchwood" uncut.

[arizonamyrie]

Granted. But anything naughty is fuzzed out. All the viewers complain to their cable companies about the "problem with their TV last night," flooding communications to the point where it is mass catastrophy.

I wish for my very own, working sonic screwdriver. Or a Capt. Jack.

[aren3]

Granted. The Doctor delivers them both to you personally.
Unfortunately, he gets the time a bit wrong and arrives at your funeral.

I wish Ten would stop shouting so much.

[Namarie]

Granted. He now whispers and mumbles so much that not even the closed captioning people can figure out what he's saying.

I wish Captain Jack would have come back during season 2.

[arizonamyrie]

Granted. But he came back as a senile old man flirting with everyone. Instead of it being cute, it's just plain creepy.

I wish the Doctor's new suit wasn't blue. I just don't like that color.

[Arctacuda]

Granted. It's hot pink and chartreuse paisley.

I wish season three would be the very best season yet.

[Caffeine Junkie]

Granted and because there's no possible way it could be improved, the series is cancelled.

I wish Joss Whedon would write an episode of Doctor Who.

(edited because "an" and "and" are different words with different meanings!)

Edited by Caffeine Junkie, Feb 20, 2007 @ 7:59 AM.

[Fosca]

Granted, and Spike makes an appearance where he managed to talk even faster, louder, and more maniacally than Ten, thus causing TV set speakers to explode all over the world.

I wish Captain Jack would come back, so we can have some singing in the TARDIS.

[Katharriet]

Granted. Unfortunately, it's an all-Dalek chorus doing the singing, not Captain Jack.

I wish we'd see more alien planets in S3.

[JillieRose]

Granted. But they all look suspiciously like quarries in Wales.

I wish Jacob would recap S3 as soon as it's on Brit TV.

[Flipote]

Granted. But the recaps are written in iambic pentameter, in Swahili.

I wish we got to see more of the TARDIS interior.

[Cygnia]

Granted. But it's in an episode where it then all gets jettisoned out (again).

I wish the BBC animates more "lost" Classic Who episodes.

[Caffeine Junkie]

Granted. But due to cost cutting measures at the Beeb, it's animated by the people who made Bod. (Here comes the Doctor. Hello Doctor. There goes the Doctor. The end.)

I wish Doctor Who would do some crossovers with other tv programmes.

[D.C.]

Granted. But those programs are American Idol and Seventh Heaven.

I wish The Doctor would get a male companion.

[RackOff]

Granted but someone in production reads the memo wrong and we endure a season of Ten travelling with an over-sized talking envelope.

I wish that there were more episodes per series.

[Queenrikki]

Granted but they all feature a "love of the week" story.


I wish that there were more aliens who aren't villains on the show.

[Tripe Hound Red]

Granted but they're a race of wacky side kick type aliens (a la Snarf in Thundercats or those worm like things in Men in Black) who invest the TARDIS control panel (and the series) for the rest of eternity filling the TARDIS (and series) with their annoying chatter and irksome antics.

I wish we could see another Timelord, any other Timelord.

Edited by Tripe Hound Red, Feb 20, 2007 @ 1:19 PM.

[arizonamyrie]

Granted. But it's the Master bent to destroy the Doctor in the very special final episode.

I wish Rose didn't wear so much eye makeup.

Edited by arizonamyrie, Feb 20, 2007 @ 1:40 PM.

[Flipote]

Granted. It's Romana, played by Britney Spears.

I wish the Doctor revealed more about the Time War.

Edit - Never mind, you beat me to it!

Edited by Flipote, Feb 20, 2007 @ 1:43 PM.

[arizonamyrie]

Not a problem Flipote.

I wish the Doctor revealed more about the Time War.

Granted. He layed in a hammock eating bananas the entire time, throwing the peels at the Daleks. He's angst-ridden though, because the last banana peel made the military commander fall and set off the nuclear weapons, destroying Gallifrey in the process.

I wish Rose didn't wear so much eye makeup.

[Queenrikki]

Granted but the gravitational force of the mascara was the only thing keeping her eyeballs in their sockets and so they pop out and roll around the floor.


I wish the Doctor would stop using the sonic screwdriver so much.

[Cygnia]

Granted. He now gets around using a sonic banana...well, at least until that unfortunate incident involving a Whiffordill on Draconis V.

I wish they'd bring back other classic baddies besides the Daleks and Cybermen.

[arizonamyrie]

Granted, but us newbies are so lost that we quit watching. DT is now out of a job.

I wish they'd release the Children in Need concert on DVD (Region 1 and 2 and everything else).