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[Potes]

No f'ing way.

[lindseyquinn]

There's a reason she's been turned down before. Repeatedly.

::scrape scrape::

I think I hear the bottom of the barrel.

[milkyaqua]

I'm telling you at least she'll be good for comedy value. Once again Tyra picks a mannish looking chick but not a good looking mannish chick. Her taste is literally in her mouth.

[charmena]

I love Jaslene! She's drag-queenish, but drag queens are infinitely more exciting than most of what Tyra usually dredges up.

[milkyaqua]

Except Tyra's drag queens usually wind up imploding. They are their own worst enemy as they are in denial about how mannish they look and refuse to own it.

[Revive]

Wouldn't it be hilarious if she turned out to be the bitch?

Also, go Chicago! Represent!

[duckierose]

Are we sure she hasn't fathered a child somewhere?

Because she sure looks like she could.

[farmerow]

I'll be waiting to see Jaslene's face EVERY WEEK, ALL WEEK.

[Trave]

I like Jaslene. o.o *gets ambushed*

[C0mputerGeek]

Jaslene
Occupation: Online College Admissions Advisor
Age: 20
Hometown: Chicago, Illinois

She appears to have some "modeling" experience. It will be interesting to see how long she lasts. I like the fact that she is 5'9".

Some photos I pulled from other threads:
1. She looks quite pretty here.
2. The lipstick is kinda weird in this photo.
3. This montage of photos came from FoRT
4. Here are some photos that were taken during Cycle 7.

I hope Tyra straightens her hair during the makeovers. That appears to be the best look for her from the photos.

[StarbucksLover]

I like her. She'll get far because she knows how to pose.

[analystic]

Jaslene+Straight Hair=Janice Dickinson.

It's simple math.

[soma]

That chin...

Dude. I just figured out who she reminds me of. She looks like Vincent Gallo's sister. Or brother. *shudder* Should we call her Brown Bunny?

I'm going to go snort some bleach now...

[analystic]

Not Megg :(

As much as a toolbox Megg was, I think she's at least a little modely. I would have chosen Jaslene over someone else, like Christian. She was as bland as bread, and not the yummy cinnamon-rasin kind, but the plain kind. Which is ironic for certain reasons.

Can you imagine the drama she could have caused with Monique?

Edited by analystic, Feb 8, 2007 @ 10:56 PM.

[Elmer Fug]

Another one that I don't understand why some people like her. That chin so distracting, it's the first thing I focus one whenever I see a photo of her. Also, it doesn't help that she looks like a guy with a "Soul Glo" wig.

Those pictures are terrible. She too trashy to even be considered for a spokesperson. She'll be nothing but fodder until the panel grows bored with her. I see her as a mid round elimination.

[darlingjulie]

I'm kinda excited this broad made it on the show...just for the comedy value, I def. do not think she is going to be boring.

[milkyaqua]

Yep, that's my theory and I'm sticking with it...Jaslene = comedy value or potential psycho bitch. In a couple of those pics she sort of reminds me of Jade. Her face doesn't look bad from the side where you can't see her chin but what good is that for a model? She also seems to have boobies which can't be too good either. She does look better with straight hair. Of course, I'm still laughing about fourfour's comment about how she walked like a tranny with a butt plug in, during last cycle's auditions.

[ghettofabman]

Straighten Jas's hair OUT, Tyra! Those baby curls are not fashion.

She is another shorty just like Bullwinkle Natasha.

Edited by ghettofabman, Feb 9, 2007 @ 8:55 PM.

[StapleWebs]

They should cut her hair short, I think she'll pull it off well. And she better be funny.

[ghettofabman]

They should cut her hair short

I disagree. I think short hair will only bring to light how short she really is in stature to the judges, which will be her undoing.

[C0mputerGeek]

I disagree. I think short hair will only bring to light how short she really is in stature to the judges, which will be her undoing.

How is she short? According to her former "modeling agency", she is 5'9". That is a good height.

[milkyaqua]

There are so many other things that could be her undoing. The hair is the least of it.

[ghettofabman]

According to her former "modeling agency", she is 5'9".

She looks shorter on my television for some reason, because she appears like she's 5'7".

[otty21]

I reckon she looks like she could go either way - she needs to own the masculinity and the panel will totally respect it. Look at the cheekbones! Gorgeous, and you got to admit, Nigel loves cheekbones. But those poses in those photos are a bit trashy - but i agree with the straight hair. Maybe you're all right though - panel fodder, and maybe some armchair therapy from Tyra about her attitude?

[metal666]

The hair needs to go. Now. Other than that I see definite possibilities.

Edited by metal666, Feb 10, 2007 @ 12:04 AM.

[ghettofabman]

She got a looooong ass torso, which in comparison make her legs look super stumpy.

[nicenessness]

Please Omahyra this bitch, Tyra! She would look so awesome.

[ghettofabman]

I just now looked at those Avant Garde modelling pictures, and I'm sorry...I don't see a model. Those pictures look AWFUL!

[Tyra] "It looks like high school pictures and she was sittin' around saying 'Haaaaaaaay!'" [/Tyra]

Edited by ghettofabman, Feb 10, 2007 @ 12:27 AM.

[totallycapable]

*Jaslene has a "handsome" quality to her.

*She really doesn't look 5'9".

*The chin is pretty strong but it's unique.

*That Advant whaterever agency she was with in Chicago looks like a joke. One photographer took everyone's picture using the same background. Very scam-ish.