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[Fukui San]

Seeing as we'll probably eventually want to have pithy names for the Cheftestants Thread titles, and because I love this game in other forums, I thought I'd start this thread to suggest thread titles for the new batch of Cheftestants.

Some appetizers:

Suyai: You can't keep a good chef down
Otto: Cook as I say, Not as I do
Marisa: Yes, I am a pastry chef

Add on as the season progresses.

[BenPanced]

Marcel: Wave to the nice man.
Marcel: What's wrong? Is it my hair?

[Nutjob]

Marcel: Yes, just like the monkey on Friends

[keckler]

When you're creating new contestant threads, please remember to put "S2" in front of their names.

[LizDC]

Marisa Churchill: Pasties and Pastries

[Novus Questus]

Marcel: Avoider of Silver
Marcel: Hatechild of Stephen and Tiffani
Marcel: "Wanna see my retractable adamantium knives?"


First attempt... I'm going to have to see another episode before I can really think of anything. Marcel is just the easiest!

Edit: Someone called Ilan "Not!Ted", which I adopted for him.

Edited by Novus Questus, Oct 25, 2006 @ 10:46 AM.

[Puds38]

Edit: Someone called Ilan "Not!Ted", which I adopted for him.

That's what we call him in my house.

[keckler]

I call him Ted Ilan ('cuz Ted Allen, you know...nevermind).

[Sturm und Drang]

Ilan: Next we'll be showing each other our cocks

Elia: Funky product that shouldn't exist

Josie: Don't hold my hand under the bus

[Fukui San]

Otto: Lychee & Steal

Otto: Those who can't teach cooking go on Top Chef

I feel sorry for making Otto the butt of my jokes, as he's done great humanitarian work it seems, but this is Television Without Pity.

ETA: A little variation on Marisa's thread title:

Marisa: Pasties, Pastries, and Patsies

Edited by Fukui San, Oct 26, 2006 @ 9:24 AM.

[cherry malotte]

Otto - Feed the World, Hold the Lychee

Josie - Shine Up the Battle Apple, or She's the Raw Flame The Live Wire (with credit to Steely Dan)

Michael - Flounder Who?

[supri]

Betty: Cleavage and Cleavers
Betty: You Got Served...with a Smile

Sam: SaMm Mm Good (yes I even dig the Belushi-samurai-Daniel-Vosovic-ish hair ... just me? OK.)

Michael: A Lobster...Just Not Mine, I Hope

Mia: Like a Rhinestone Cowgirl

[416]

Michael: "It's springrolls, dude."

[Fukui San]

Betty: Smiley McCleavage

[soymilk]

Ilan: Demi-Ted
Josie: Hair by Cuisinart
Mia: Gaines-Alt-Delete
Sam: Putting the "bot" in Talbot
Carlos: 4 stars (out of 10)

Edited by soymilk, Oct 26, 2006 @ 2:36 PM.

[link417]

Mia: Gaines-Alt-Delete

Lol!

Michael: "It's like chicken on a stick"

[Puds38]

Frank: " Youse gotta back ya' team '

[pokeystar]

Marisa: I may not know how to cut with a knife, but I know how to stab you in the back with it.

short version:

Marisa: Knives are for cutting, not stabbing.

[cherry malotte]

Mia: Like a Rhinestone Cowgirl

I love that!

Mia - Just a Honkytonkin' Froglegging Kinda Gal

Sam - The Heartbreak Chef or I'm Too Sexy For This Show

Betty - Is that a Sea Cucumber in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
(I can so totally see her saying that to somebody)

Frank - Your Own Mother Won't Recognize You

[OmahaMtLion]

I don't have a thread title, but it's making me sad that Betty is the only S2 cheftestant without a thread. 'Cause she's awesome. Like an aging Suzanne Somers, but without the crazy. That we know of. So someone needs to come up with something.

[mistiec]

Elia: Swims with the Feeshes

[safranal moeity]

I don't have a thread title, but it's making me sad that Betty is the only S2 cheftestant without a thread. 'Cause she's awesome. Like an aging Suzanne Somers, but without the crazy. That we know of. So someone needs to come up with something.

Betty: Like an aging Suzanne Somers, but Without the Crazy

I think you got it right there. I like it.

[nannerbadnanner]

I do not post much, but I love this show! Here are some ideas I came up with for thread titles.

Marcel: Hungry Like a Wolf (or Wolverine)

Marcel: Wanna Touch My Knife?

Marisa: Leaving a Bad Taste in Everyone's Mouth

Cliff: The Sushi-Meister

Ilan: You Can't Beat His Meat

Michael: Knife Skills Include Using a Shiv

[chefashley]

Ilan-My future husband.

Oh, sorry.

I like the "Ted Ilan" bit. Sounds good, because they're both hot.

[Matt Schantz]

Josie: Asian Uber Mullet

Frank: Chef Lombardi (thank you Lee Anne)

[lsk]

Belushi-samurai-Daniel-Vosovic-ish hair

Yes! I knew I had seen that 'do somewhere before!

Betty: Can I Have a Kiss?

[screamapiller]

Some possible ideas for Josie -

Gridiron Gourmet
Tackling the world one plate at a time
Pass the pho, not the football

[PALfree]

Betty: Like an aging Suzanne Somers, but Without the Crazy

I wouldn't rule out the crazy after watching tonight's episode.

Frank: Alone In His Mushroom Forest

Edited by PALfree, Nov 2, 2006 @ 2:09 AM.

[supri]

Cliff: Take a Break. Eat His Cookie.

Cliff: Oishii, indeed!

Marcel: Hungry Like a Wolf (or Wolverine)

No! Please don't ruin Duran Duran and X-Men for me!

Edited by supri, Nov 6, 2006 @ 10:21 AM.

[Tanner]

Marcel: I'm Mr Foodmeiser.