Editorial: Best Quotes
Posted Sep 29, 2006 @ 9:28 AM
Gina to Betty, about her TV: "Bitch, you broke my plasma!"
Hilda to Justin, after he wonders about getting fat: "You're a boy. It doesn't matter if you're fat or not."
Put your picks for the best UB quotes here.
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Posted Sep 29, 2006 @ 10:45 PM
"Just make sure it's not too sappy. Have one with them pulling their hair or biting each other or something."
Posted Sep 30, 2006 @ 12:24 AM
Then the next minute, she crashes into a door
Daniel: "Thank you, but it is Daniel, not Danny."
Wilhelmina: "What? I'm hellaciously(thanks to loseresque) upset, Marc."
Marc: "Oh my god, I'm so sorry."
Wilhelmina: "Shh. Purge this from memory, please."
Edited by eck, Sep 30, 2006 @ 7:51 PM.
Posted Sep 30, 2006 @ 6:22 PM
This seemed like a throwaway line to me... and even moreso when the credits revealed that Pat Field is the costumer for UB. (Reminds me of the St. Elsewhere episode that had Howie Mandel yelling, "Move the guerny, Hal!"
"It's like a bizarro version of 'Sex In The City'." Ha! Loved it.
Posted Sep 30, 2006 @ 7:08 PM
Wilhelmina: "What? I'm hilagously(?) upset, Marc."
I think it was hellaciously, but the delivery of this line from VW was brilliant.
Posted Sep 30, 2006 @ 9:55 PM
Daniel: "Hi Betty, there's a problem with my lunch. I love coleslaw, but I hate cabbage."
Betty: "But, coleslaw is..."
Daniel: "No, no, no, no. I know. I just love the tart tanging dressing. Can you do something about it, before it gets to room temperature?"
Edited by eck, Sep 30, 2006 @ 10:04 PM.
Posted Oct 5, 2006 @ 8:29 PM
hell, the whole Fashion TV segment was pure genius. I'm still laughing a week later.
Edited by captainsaveaho, Oct 5, 2006 @ 8:33 PM.
Posted Oct 5, 2006 @ 8:33 PM
Nephew: Please, I've seen Prada like seven times.
Ha! They knew people would call them on that! Funny!
Posted Oct 5, 2006 @ 8:49 PM
You know, I didn't hear what he saw seven times,now I know. thanks.
Please, I've seen Prada like seven times.
From the last Fashion TV spot:
"We only make others feel bad, so that you can feel good." :)
Posted Oct 5, 2006 @ 9:06 PM
That was my favorite quote. I also liked:
"We only make others feel bad, so that you can feel good."
"I'm still prettier than you."
Posted Oct 6, 2006 @ 2:52 AM
Justin: What is going on?
Hilda: She lost the book.
Justin: *gasp!* (puts his hand, covering his mouth).
Hilda: Put your headphone on! (After putting on the headphone) THAT BITCH!
Hilda: OK, I am going to ask you, (does the finger) one time. Where is the book?
Posted Oct 6, 2006 @ 9:38 AM
Gina to Hilda, after Hilda pulls out Gina's weave: "You're gonna pay for that, too!"
Hilda: "That'll be $4000-and 50 cents."
Posted Oct 6, 2006 @ 3:52 PM
What a hilarious idea for a movie sequel!
Oh, and "Wilhemina says pay attention to the fanny pack article. She's not sure we're hitting the emotional arc yet."
Edited by bneeweenee, Oct 6, 2006 @ 3:56 PM.
Posted Oct 6, 2006 @ 4:59 PM
The pause sold it. Trying to be so badass.
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Posted Oct 9, 2006 @ 6:00 AM
I almost choked laughing
Daniel: "Book? What Book are you referring to, exactly?"
DaddyMeade: "Editor-in-Chief for Dummies! THE Book, Daniel the Book!"
Edited by Chysalis, Oct 10, 2006 @ 6:58 AM.
Posted Oct 12, 2006 @ 9:37 PM
Betty: (heard throughout the office) SHUT! UP! Ahem, right away Sir.
Hee. The looks on Daniel and DaddyMeade's faces were great.
Posted Oct 12, 2006 @ 11:03 PM
Betty: "I can't hit your boss, but I can hit you and I'm from Queens so you know I'll do it."
It made me laugh out loud.
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Skinny Writer (leaving): "It's a lifestyle choice!!"
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