Toys or Torment for the Hamsters

#1

hissyfit

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Posted Aug 5, 2006 @ 12:29 PM

Do you all remember when they gave a drum set to the hamsters and Will drove the rest of the guests bonkers with endless drumming? I thought that was such a brilliant way to torment them.

How would you torment them or what toys would you get them?

I'd love to give Will a set of bagpipes.

Other things that might go over well...paddle balls, a deck of cards, one of those dance game thingies where you follow dance steps on a screen, a badminton set...

#2

paganstar

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Posted Aug 5, 2006 @ 10:21 PM

Janelle: a mirror; She'd spend all her time looking in it.
Will: Self-tanner
Mike: A cellphone w a dead battery so he'd go nuts trying to figure out why it was not working.
Marcellas and Howie: A clue

Everyone else: A set of earplugs so they could tune out the collective idiots above.

#3

Quite Nutty

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Posted Aug 9, 2006 @ 4:13 PM

I'd give Howie a bullhorn so he could more effectively bother everyone.

#4

where is truth

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Posted Aug 9, 2006 @ 5:09 PM

I'd give Boogie some Icy Hot concealed in a lotion bottle. Toys for everyone else, torment for him.

#5

Katie M

Posted Aug 9, 2006 @ 7:42 PM

I'd give Jase a flat iron with faulty wiring so his hair would catch on fire. I'd pay good money to see Jase run around with his head on fire... and then the aftermath of him having no hair.

I'd give James a soap box. Oh wait, that isn't necessary. I'd give him a small private room with a locked door and a revolver with one bullet.

I'd give Danielle a crackpipe and 30 cats to complete the transition.

I'd give Will some nipple implants.

I'd give Erika a sandwich. Or ten.

Edited by Katie M, Aug 9, 2006 @ 7:44 PM.

#6

paganstar

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Posted Aug 11, 2006 @ 11:09 PM

I'd give Janelle a brain transplant.
Marcellas: some class
George: a one on one with a fashion designer
Erika: Vitamins
James: A personality other than obnoxious
Boogie: A gag
Will: Ditto
Howie: A psychatric evaluation

#7

paganstar

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Posted Jul 11, 2007 @ 8:39 PM

Moving to this season:

Kail: Some compassion
Joe: A crash course in using a condom
Dick: A blow-up doll
Daniele: A double decker, deep dish, Chicago style pizza
Dustin: A pair of cojones
Carol: A personality
Jessicka: Some new vocal cords and some maturity
Jen: An appointment with a shrink
The "robinson" boys: A collective IQ
Amber: A handkerchief

#8

tone

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Posted Jul 14, 2007 @ 9:54 PM

Jessica: $5.00, so she'd shut up already.

#9

Rillion

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Posted Jul 25, 2007 @ 11:22 AM

Jessica: Hula hoops, slinkies, and blowing bubbles
Daniele: A "dear Jane" letter from her boyfriend
Dick: A Valium. Make that many Valium.
Nick: A razor
Zach: A penis pump
Mike: A trophy with a big gold hand flipping the bird, the "Fuck you Dick" award
Kail: A self-help book
Amber: Prozac
Dustin: A new, sane boyfriend
Jen: A trampoline

#10

PowerOfK

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Posted Jul 27, 2007 @ 1:16 PM

Nick: A decent haircut (sheesh, he's going to be a teacher, he needs a professional-looking one)
Dick: The ghost of Jimi Hendrix
Amber: A lifetime supply of Kleenex
Kail: A dictionary and grammar book
Daniele: A life

#11

paganstar

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Posted Jul 27, 2007 @ 10:35 PM

Jessica: Speech lessons
Jen: A camera
Daniele: Serious psychotherapy
Dick: See Daniele
Jameka: A dictionary, so she can say something other than MMMM-HMMMM
Zach: A new personality
Nick: A one on one on showmances with Mike Boogie
Dustin: A gym membership
Amber: A lifetime supply of Ritalin
Kail: A clue

And for the departed
Mike: Common Sense
Joe: Condoms
Carol: A personality