Toys or Torment for the Hamsters
Posted Aug 5, 2006 @ 12:29 PM
How would you torment them or what toys would you get them?
I'd love to give Will a set of bagpipes.
Other things that might go over well...paddle balls, a deck of cards, one of those dance game thingies where you follow dance steps on a screen, a badminton set...
Posted Aug 5, 2006 @ 10:21 PM
Mike: A cellphone w a dead battery so he'd go nuts trying to figure out why it was not working.
Marcellas and Howie: A clue
Everyone else: A set of earplugs so they could tune out the collective idiots above.
Posted Aug 9, 2006 @ 4:13 PM
Posted Aug 9, 2006 @ 5:09 PM
Posted Aug 9, 2006 @ 7:42 PM
I'd give James a soap box. Oh wait, that isn't necessary. I'd give him a small private room with a locked door and a revolver with one bullet.
I'd give Danielle a crackpipe and 30 cats to complete the transition.
I'd give Will some nipple implants.
I'd give Erika a sandwich. Or ten.
Edited by Katie M, Aug 9, 2006 @ 7:44 PM.
Posted Aug 11, 2006 @ 11:09 PM
Marcellas: some class
George: a one on one with a fashion designer
James: A personality other than obnoxious
Boogie: A gag
Howie: A psychatric evaluation
Posted Jul 11, 2007 @ 8:39 PM
Kail: Some compassion
Joe: A crash course in using a condom
Dick: A blow-up doll
Daniele: A double decker, deep dish, Chicago style pizza
Dustin: A pair of cojones
Carol: A personality
Jessicka: Some new vocal cords and some maturity
Jen: An appointment with a shrink
The "robinson" boys: A collective IQ
Amber: A handkerchief
Posted Jul 25, 2007 @ 11:22 AM
Daniele: A "dear Jane" letter from her boyfriend
Dick: A Valium. Make that many Valium.
Nick: A razor
Zach: A penis pump
Mike: A trophy with a big gold hand flipping the bird, the "Fuck you Dick" award
Kail: A self-help book
Dustin: A new, sane boyfriend
Jen: A trampoline
Posted Jul 27, 2007 @ 1:16 PM
Dick: The ghost of Jimi Hendrix
Amber: A lifetime supply of Kleenex
Kail: A dictionary and grammar book
Daniele: A life
Posted Jul 27, 2007 @ 10:35 PM
Jen: A camera
Daniele: Serious psychotherapy
Dick: See Daniele
Jameka: A dictionary, so she can say something other than MMMM-HMMMM
Zach: A new personality
Nick: A one on one on showmances with Mike Boogie
Dustin: A gym membership
Amber: A lifetime supply of Ritalin
Kail: A clue
And for the departed
Mike: Common Sense
Carol: A personality