Talk about all your favorite or memorable housemate quotes from the current seasons or seasons past.
My personal fav?
Basically anything Monica (BB2) said:
Paraphrasing:
to Nicole:
"I knew how you rolled baby girl. I am not surprised. You have not surprised me before and I am not surprised right now" "I'm ok, and you gotta deal with some stuff but I'm ok".
Hee!
Favorite Houseguest Quotes
Started by
Jopbb
, Jun 21 2006 03:36 PM
56 replies to this topic
#1
Posted Jun 21, 2006 @ 3:36 PM
#2
Posted Jun 21, 2006 @ 3:39 PM
Bye bye, bitches!
Give me that fucking key, bitch!
Simple, effective, and riddled with swears. Gems for the ages.
#3
Posted Jun 21, 2006 @ 3:54 PM
Janelle passes Rachel on the way to the living room.
Janelle: Rachel, you're so beautiful.
Rachel: Thanks Janie. So are you.
pause one second until Janelle walks by Maggie
Janelle: Maggie, you're such a bitch.
Janelle: Rachel, you're so beautiful.
Rachel: Thanks Janie. So are you.
pause one second until Janelle walks by Maggie
Janelle: Maggie, you're such a bitch.
#4
Posted Jun 21, 2006 @ 4:06 PM
Quote party! Ooh la la. Here are my favorites from Janelle so far. I'll have to brainstorm harder to pull out some from BBs past.
(These first three are givens.)
"Bye bye, bitches!"
"Give me that fucking key, bitch!"
"Pack your bags Jenny!"
(These three are from the feeds and they make me laugh hysterically.)
"If they're gonna play dirty, I'm gonna play dirtier. If they're gonna play mean, I'm gonna play meaner. If they wanna act like fucking retards, let them."
"These people are geeks that shouldn't be here. Who in the fuck said they could be here? They're a disgrace to the game!"
"And that whore April, what is she gonna do? Not evict me? Evict me, bitch! Evict me, please!"
edit: Heh, evil jesus got a great Janey one that I missed.
(These first three are givens.)
"Bye bye, bitches!"
"Give me that fucking key, bitch!"
"Pack your bags Jenny!"
(These three are from the feeds and they make me laugh hysterically.)
"If they're gonna play dirty, I'm gonna play dirtier. If they're gonna play mean, I'm gonna play meaner. If they wanna act like fucking retards, let them."
"These people are geeks that shouldn't be here. Who in the fuck said they could be here? They're a disgrace to the game!"
"And that whore April, what is she gonna do? Not evict me? Evict me, bitch! Evict me, please!"
edit: Heh, evil jesus got a great Janey one that I missed.
Edited by Katie M, Jun 21, 2006 @ 4:07 PM.
#5
Posted Jun 21, 2006 @ 4:15 PM
"I knew how you rolled baby girl. I am not surprised. You have not surprised me before and I am not surprised right now" "I'm ok, and you gotta deal with some stuff but I'm ok".
Who can forget: "I played a damn good game. I turned this place out. I never lost one, I'm not losing right now - I'm the bigger winner than you are in my own, in my own, in my own life. So, no, baby. But you got to remember how you get money - you've got to remember how you spend and that's just the way it goes."
And then Julie's absurd response, "Very well said, Monica."
And what about when Monica thanked her family for supporting her in any adventure she wants to "ontake."
#6
Posted Jun 21, 2006 @ 4:20 PM
Monica (Candy store manager): "Act like f...in' grown-ass people and stop acting like motherf...in' kids!"
Still trying to work that one into regular usage.
Still trying to work that one into regular usage.
#7
Posted Jun 21, 2006 @ 4:37 PM
This, evil jesus, made me laugh and laugh and laugh. In fact, I think all of these have. Keep 'em coming!Janelle passes Rachel on the way to the living room.
Janelle: Rachel, you're so beautiful.
Rachel: Thanks Janie. So are you.
pause one second until Janelle walks by Maggie
Janelle: Maggie, you're such a bitch.
Also, anyone know where I could get that clip? I remember seeing it, but haven't in awhile. I want to refresh my memory.
Ah, I'll add one too, just for the hell of it -
The only thing that makes that quote funny is the mention of Mexico. I don't know why it kills me, but it does.Janelle: I haven't told Jennifer to fuck off yet, that little whore from Mexico.
Edited by Stinger97, Jun 21, 2006 @ 4:41 PM.
#8
Posted Jun 21, 2006 @ 4:40 PM
I also fondly remember (It's me,) Hardy observing that Kent got a lot of "solstice" from Ophelia the pig.
#9
Posted Jun 21, 2006 @ 4:44 PM
Jack about Dana (BB4):
"She has the sex appeal of a buzzard's crotch."
"She has the sex appeal of a buzzard's crotch."
#10
Posted Jun 21, 2006 @ 4:50 PM
From season 1 regarding that potato clock thing:
Josh: So one person will act as saboteur...
Curtis: Sabotoir.
From season 6 while the rest of the friendshit are mourning Cappy not being voted back in:
April: Hey Kaysar, did ya bring your hookah?
Josh: So one person will act as saboteur...
Curtis: Sabotoir.
From season 6 while the rest of the friendshit are mourning Cappy not being voted back in:
April: Hey Kaysar, did ya bring your hookah?
Edited by CassandraRedux, Jun 21, 2006 @ 4:57 PM.
#11
Posted Jun 21, 2006 @ 5:48 PM
Heh, Janie.[Janelle is having a glass of wine in the kitchen]
Janelle: Jennifer, I just think it's disgusting that you came on this show just to like try to make it big. I just find that very disgusting.
Jennifer: I don't care what you think, Janie.
Janelle: And guess what, I don't care what you think. You look like a clown.
Edited by Stinger97, Jun 21, 2006 @ 5:51 PM.
#12
Posted Jun 21, 2006 @ 6:05 PM
Karen [right before leaving the house]: Even Marvin didn't get backdoored.
Diane: It wasn't backdooring.
Karen: Uh, it was. Thanks.
Diane: I said it would be unanimous and I meant it.
Diane [to Jase, a few days before his eviction]: You're not human. The rest of us are. And you're in the position you're in for a purpose.
Diane [on Holly's post-eviction goodbye videos]: I have two phrases: "Thank God" and "Good riddance."
Diane: It wasn't backdooring.
Karen: Uh, it was. Thanks.
Diane: I said it would be unanimous and I meant it.
Diane [to Jase, a few days before his eviction]: You're not human. The rest of us are. And you're in the position you're in for a purpose.
Diane [on Holly's post-eviction goodbye videos]: I have two phrases: "Thank God" and "Good riddance."
Edited by Hey Im Jeff, Jun 21, 2006 @ 6:05 PM.
#13
Posted Jun 21, 2006 @ 6:48 PM
Not a houseguest, but...
Chen: *smacks Marcellus* What were you thinking?
Chen: *smacks Marcellus* What were you thinking?
#14
Posted Jun 21, 2006 @ 10:36 PM
Some more Janelle-isms:
April: He's the one looking like an idiot here.
Janelle: At least he doesn't look like a liar.
Janelle: Maggie?
Maggie: Yeah?
Janelle: Go fuck yourself!
"But the thing is, April was never a blonde bombshell. I am the blonde bombshell. She's a blonde gone bad!"
It's all in the way she drunkenly slur, "Gone bad!" all dramatically.
April: He's the one looking like an idiot here.
Janelle: At least he doesn't look like a liar.
Janelle: Maggie?
Maggie: Yeah?
Janelle: Go fuck yourself!
"But the thing is, April was never a blonde bombshell. I am the blonde bombshell. She's a blonde gone bad!"
It's all in the way she drunkenly slur, "Gone bad!" all dramatically.
#15
Posted Jun 21, 2006 @ 11:44 PM
Sourpatch Kid is it sad that I can finish your last quote where it left off?
"She's blonde gone bad. She's, ya know... Wow, those two. Starving to be in movies. They got another thing coming. Hollywood wouldn't look at them twice."
It is the infection and tone in her voice that totally makes it hilarious.
"She's blonde gone bad. She's, ya know... Wow, those two. Starving to be in movies. They got another thing coming. Hollywood wouldn't look at them twice."
It is the infection and tone in her voice that totally makes it hilarious.
#16
Posted Jun 22, 2006 @ 3:12 PM
Another classic from our Janey doll...
"Buxom mixed with brains is a deadly combination...."
"Buxom mixed with brains is a deadly combination...."
#17
Posted Jun 22, 2006 @ 4:34 PM
I just watched BB2 recently so things are fresh, but these stood out.
Will:
"When Monica says "It's On" it might mean the light's on in the living room, or it might mean she's going to punch you in the face."
Also, when he was in the DR with his little styrofoam Nicole doll:
"Pick up your towels!I'm freaking out! Will, don't have any fun!"
Will:
"When Monica says "It's On" it might mean the light's on in the living room, or it might mean she's going to punch you in the face."
Also, when he was in the DR with his little styrofoam Nicole doll:
"Pick up your towels!I'm freaking out! Will, don't have any fun!"
#18
Posted Jun 22, 2006 @ 9:59 PM
My favorite Dr. Will quote is after Monica saves Will, and he's all:
"I have a new best friend, and her name is MONICA!!"
It's just they way he says it. Cracks me up just to think about it.
"I have a new best friend, and her name is MONICA!!"
It's just they way he says it. Cracks me up just to think about it.
#19
Posted Jun 23, 2006 @ 6:47 AM
Maggie: You sealed my fate.
Kaysar: No, I sealed your partner's fate.
I know it's not a funny line, but the line was so well-delivered. And they were talking about Crappy, so it makes it that much better.
Kaysar: No, I sealed your partner's fate.
I know it's not a funny line, but the line was so well-delivered. And they were talking about Crappy, so it makes it that much better.
#20
Posted Jun 23, 2006 @ 10:11 AM
Can't remember the exact wording, but Dr. Will in the DR talking about It'sOnica:
"I'm just trying to figure out how to turn it off."
"I'm just trying to figure out how to turn it off."
#21
Posted Jun 23, 2006 @ 10:43 AM
A great line from the FEEDS, not the show in BB2:
Will: (out loud to himself) I'm hugry. What is there to eat?
Hard[l]y: (sarcastically) How about my dick?
Will: No, I want a full meal.
ETA: "Metal. Not Metal. Metal. Not Metal."
Will: (out loud to himself) I'm hugry. What is there to eat?
Hard[l]y: (sarcastically) How about my dick?
Will: No, I want a full meal.
ETA: "Metal. Not Metal. Metal. Not Metal."
Edited by BassetHound, Jun 23, 2006 @ 2:07 PM.
#22
Posted Jun 24, 2006 @ 10:38 PM
"Metal. Not Metal. Metal. Not Metal."
lmao. I just rewatched that episode of BB2 and those 2-3 minutes of Will with his metal detector had me cracking up. I forgot how funny he was. Definitely one of my favourite silly Big Brother moments.
#23
Posted Jun 25, 2006 @ 2:56 PM
BB2: The houseguests are given a scale and Nicole finds out that she's gained 4 pounds.
Nicole in the backyard: Just for my own sanity, definitely muscle is what I've gained, right?
Cut to Diary Room Will: What? It's fat!
Backyard Nicole: I've been working out every day. It's gotta be muscle.
Diary Room Will: It's fat! P.S. You're getting fat!
Nicole in the backyard: Just for my own sanity, definitely muscle is what I've gained, right?
Cut to Diary Room Will: What? It's fat!
Backyard Nicole: I've been working out every day. It's gotta be muscle.
Diary Room Will: It's fat! P.S. You're getting fat!
#24
Posted Jun 27, 2006 @ 11:37 AM
[while casting his vote in front of the live studio audience in the season finale]
Howie: Since I can't vote for America's favorites in Kaysar or Janie...
[audience cheers]
Howie: ... I'm stuck voting for America's LEAST favorites.
[audience murmurs, then applauds]
Howie: Since I can't vote for America's favorites in Kaysar or Janie...
[audience cheers]
Howie: ... I'm stuck voting for America's LEAST favorites.
[audience murmurs, then applauds]
#25
Posted Jun 27, 2006 @ 5:01 PM
BB2: The houseguests are asked what they'd do with the prize money.
Bunky: Something about paying for his nieces' and nephews' education.
It'sOnica: Something about setting up her dad so that he can retire.
Evil Dr. Will: "Jet skis and gold chains for everybody!!!"
(Mr. BabyShark and I say that all the time, years later.)
Bunky: Something about paying for his nieces' and nephews' education.
It'sOnica: Something about setting up her dad so that he can retire.
Evil Dr. Will: "Jet skis and gold chains for everybody!!!"
(Mr. BabyShark and I say that all the time, years later.)
#26
Posted Jul 3, 2006 @ 5:52 PM
I'm sorry, but the one quote of all quotes that gets me every time is this one...
April (BB6): Ahhhh don't CAAAAAARE, put me UUUUUUP!
Oh yeah, and Ivette slick made me laugh with this one:
Ivette: And Rachel sitting there with her HORSE FACE!
April (BB6): Ahhhh don't CAAAAAARE, put me UUUUUUP!
Oh yeah, and Ivette slick made me laugh with this one:
Ivette: And Rachel sitting there with her HORSE FACE!
Edited by ghettofabman, Jul 3, 2006 @ 5:55 PM.
#27
Posted Jul 3, 2006 @ 7:33 PM
That one made me laugh just because Ivette has the horse face to end all horse faces... It was so long and flat, and it was only excentuated by her ratty mane and humongous buck teeth.Ivette: And Rachel sitting there with her HORSE FACE!
#28
Posted Jul 4, 2006 @ 11:45 PM
Howie: I'm so full I couldn't eat a Flintstones vitamin.
#29
Posted Jul 6, 2006 @ 9:43 AM
Chiara: Amy is such a revengeful person!
I just watched that episode, & I swear I don't know how many times Chiara said the non-word "revengeful". Moron.
I just watched that episode, & I swear I don't know how many times Chiara said the non-word "revengeful". Moron.
#30
Posted Jul 10, 2006 @ 5:44 AM
Janelle: Hey Maggie, go fuck yourself!
Maggie: What?
Janelle: YOU HEARD ME, DID YOU NOT!?
Maggie: I didn't hear you.
Janelle: I said BEAU, GO FUCK YOURSELF!
Maggie: What?
Janelle: YOU HEARD ME, DID YOU NOT!?
Maggie: I didn't hear you.
Janelle: I said BEAU, GO FUCK YOURSELF!
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