Stolen from the Veronica Mars and The Office forums!
It's a really easy game.
Someone makes a wish such as, "I wish I could watch every single episode of Supernatural right now." And someone else corrupts this wish. "Granted, but afterwards, your brain will have turned into a puddle of mush"
Then they make a wish and so on.
I'll start!
I wish that CelineDemon wasn't evil.
Supernatural Corrupt-A-Wish Thread
Started by
Karoline
, Jun 06 2006 04:30 PM
495 replies to this topic
#1
Posted Jun 6, 2006 @ 4:30 PM
#2
Posted Jun 6, 2006 @ 4:49 PM
I wish that CelineDemon wasn't evil.
Granted, but then PapaJohn is in EVERY episode in S2.
I wish for more Dean and Sam skin.
#3
Posted Jun 6, 2006 @ 5:12 PM
I wish for more Dean and Sam skin.
But then it'd get boring, like Tom Welling in Lanaville or we'd start to wonder why they didn't have any scars.
I wish there were more Sam/Dean physical fight scenes.
#4
Posted Jun 6, 2006 @ 5:22 PM
I wish there were more Sam/Dean physical fight scenes.
Granted, but they would all end with one of them being seriously hurt!
I wish Dean would've killed Cassie.
#5
Posted Jun 6, 2006 @ 5:40 PM
I wish Dean would've killed Cassie.
Okay, that's true. But then we'd get the same-old brooding, guilt trip, discussion about how killing people is wrong.
I wish they'd discuss what NotDean told Sammy and PossessedSammy shooting Dean.
#6
Posted Jun 6, 2006 @ 5:56 PM
But that would kill hundreds of fanfic needed to weather the hiatus.
I wish we could have the kick-butt hunters back instead of the Weeping Winchesters.
I wish we could have the kick-butt hunters back instead of the Weeping Winchesters.
#7
Posted Jun 6, 2006 @ 6:01 PM
But then we'd have wounded, bleeding Winchesters--wait. How is that a bad thing? Oh, yes--their perfect forms could possibly be scarred. *nods sagely and ignores that they have Wolverine-type healing powers*
I wish Mary would visit and tell Dean how proud she is of him since she ignored him in "Home".
I wish Mary would visit and tell Dean how proud she is of him since she ignored him in "Home".
#8
Posted Jun 6, 2006 @ 6:04 PM
But then we would be stuck with incredibly cheap-looking special effects on a regular basis. (No John as a regular, no Mom as regular).
I wish Meg had taken out Missouri instead of Pastor Jim.
ETA Karoline, your games are getting through this hiatus. THANKS! Also, small spelling mistake in thread title.
I wish Meg had taken out Missouri instead of Pastor Jim.
ETA Karoline, your games are getting through this hiatus. THANKS! Also, small spelling mistake in thread title.
Edited by Dahne, Jun 6, 2006 @ 6:09 PM.
#9
Posted Jun 6, 2006 @ 6:07 PM
But then we might have to deal with more horribly-acted flashback's to lilWinchesters.
I wish that we'd get a better lit sex-scene where the chick isn't more wooden than a wooden block.
I wish that we'd get a better lit sex-scene where the chick isn't more wooden than a wooden block.
#10
Posted Jun 6, 2006 @ 6:12 PM
But then we'd have a female character who might be worthy of the characters. That way leads to Mary Sue sidekick and no one can disturb the Dean-Sam connection.
I wish John was written as a consistent character.
Edited because distrub apparently isn't a word and re-edited because eidted isn't one either.
I wish John was written as a consistent character.
Edited because distrub apparently isn't a word and re-edited because eidted isn't one either.
Edited by Dahne, Jun 6, 2006 @ 6:15 PM.
#11
Posted Jun 6, 2006 @ 6:16 PM
But then he'd be out of character, because people have off-days. (If that makes sense outside of my head.)
(By the way, is it possible to edit the title of this thread? Because "corrcupt", unless it was done intentionally, is not a word.)
I wish we'd get a flashback to when Sam and Jessica met.
(By the way, is it possible to edit the title of this thread? Because "corrcupt", unless it was done intentionally, is not a word.)
I wish we'd get a flashback to when Sam and Jessica met.
#12
Posted Jun 6, 2006 @ 6:21 PM
But then we'd lose a chunk of episode dealing with Sam and Joey Potter Dynamics, instead of Sam and Dean dynamics.
I wish Sam and Dean would just hug already.
I wish Sam and Dean would just hug already.
#13
Posted Jun 6, 2006 @ 6:30 PM
But then... then... people would scream "Wincest! OOC! Oh no, they've lost their masculinity! Run for the hills!" (I wouldn't; I'd cheer. But I'm sure someone, somewhere would.)
I wish we'd see the boys watch a horror movie and mock it.
I wish we'd see the boys watch a horror movie and mock it.
#14
Posted Jun 6, 2006 @ 7:16 PM
but then my head would go to MST3000 and I would miss actual Dean time.
I wish Kripke had a lighting budget that let me see the boys' whole face not just random bits.
I wish Kripke had a lighting budget that let me see the boys' whole face not just random bits.
#15
Posted Jun 6, 2006 @ 7:48 PM
MST3000
I have no idea what that is.
I wish Kripke had a lighting budget that let me see the boys' whole face not just random bits.
But then we'd miss all the awesome shadow effects.
I wish Sam's telekinesis would have gotten the memo that Dean was in mortal danger when NotJohn was slicing him open.
#16
Posted Jun 6, 2006 @ 8:03 PM
Sorry! MST300 = Mystery Science Theater 3000. It had the same concept of the characters watching a truly horrible D-class film and saying snarky things about it. Some shows were the funniest thing on TV.
but then we'd spend all of season 2 with SuperSammy and his Amazing Freak Show, which leaves Dean out in the cold and makes every evil too easy to defeat.
I wish that unnamed evil boy (Salvation) actually had a purpose for me investing time in him.
but then we'd spend all of season 2 with SuperSammy and his Amazing Freak Show, which leaves Dean out in the cold and makes every evil too easy to defeat.
I wish that unnamed evil boy (Salvation) actually had a purpose for me investing time in him.
Edited by Dahne, Jun 6, 2006 @ 8:05 PM.
#17
Posted Jun 6, 2006 @ 8:16 PM
Buit then Kripke might spend even more time on exploring second, or third tier characters . . . leaving less time for the boys to show off their . .um, abilities.
I wish Dean would get that one headlight on the Metallicar fixed.
I wish Dean would get that one headlight on the Metallicar fixed.
#18
Posted Jun 6, 2006 @ 8:20 PM
But then it wouldn't look so cool! We can't decool the Metallicar. It's just not right.
I wish we got an ep about horses and the boys had to ride mustangs.
I wish we got an ep about horses and the boys had to ride mustangs.
#19
Posted Jun 6, 2006 @ 8:25 PM
but then I would think about that scene in George of the Jungle and I wouldn't be able to stop laughing the entire episode.
I wish that the places they say that the boys were at looked like the real life places. (That was sooo not Cape.)
ETA Iowan Corn, you had me stumped because top on my wish list is that Metallicar lives and they have her back to her beautiful shiny self by season 2. Also, hard to believe this thread is only a couple hours old and we are already on page 2.
I wish that the places they say that the boys were at looked like the real life places. (That was sooo not Cape.)
ETA Iowan Corn, you had me stumped because top on my wish list is that Metallicar lives and they have her back to her beautiful shiny self by season 2. Also, hard to believe this thread is only a couple hours old and we are already on page 2.
Edited by Dahne, Jun 6, 2006 @ 8:28 PM.
#20
Posted Jun 6, 2006 @ 8:29 PM
But then... then... we wouldn't get to snark about it!
I wish we found out about Sam's fear. Not the fear of being 'odd' or whatever, but something like Dean's.
I wish we found out about Sam's fear. Not the fear of being 'odd' or whatever, but something like Dean's.
#21
Posted Jun 6, 2006 @ 8:31 PM
It will turn out to be something weird, like fear of puppies and gum drops.
I wish next season, we'll get a flashback to what Dean did when Sammy was away at college.
ETA: sorry, a little too late.
I wish next season, we'll get a flashback to what Dean did when Sammy was away at college.
ETA: sorry, a little too late.
Edited by smartcat, Jun 6, 2006 @ 8:32 PM.
#22
Posted Jun 6, 2006 @ 8:35 PM
Darn, I was going to say his fear was lollipops and candy canes, so Sammy really was telling the truth when Dean asked what he dreamed about.
Edited so it made sense.
Edited so it made sense.
Edited by Dahne, Jun 6, 2006 @ 8:43 PM.
#23
Posted Jun 6, 2006 @ 8:37 PM
I wish next season, we'll get a flashback to what Dean did when Sammy was away at college.
With our luck, it'll be Cassie.
I wish the boys could use real curse words.
Edited by wolfschild, Jun 6, 2006 @ 8:43 PM.
#24
Posted Jun 6, 2006 @ 8:39 PM
but then it would be on HBO and I couldn't watch it - no HBO in my house.
I wish that the boys would have a home base.
ETA I totally spit out my water with that one, wolfschild.
I wish that the boys would have a home base.
ETA I totally spit out my water with that one, wolfschild.
Edited by Dahne, Jun 6, 2006 @ 8:39 PM.
#25
Posted Jun 6, 2006 @ 8:43 PM
With our luck, it'll be Cassie
BWAH !
#26
Posted Jun 6, 2006 @ 9:24 PM
I wish that the boys would have a home base.
But then there's the chance of some chick sticking around there and convincing one of them stay and be her soulmate, and of course CD won't go after her because she's just that special and--you get the picture.
I wish that NotJohn would have some other stuff during his monologue--not different, just more.
#27
Posted Jun 6, 2006 @ 10:06 PM
But then we would've found out that, yes, Sammy is super special, and yes, Dean is worthless.
I wish Sam would cut his damn hair.
I wish Sam would cut his damn hair.
#28
Posted Jun 6, 2006 @ 10:34 PM
But then how do we know which one is the girl...
I wish that Jessica doesn't haunt Sam in the future.
I wish that Jessica doesn't haunt Sam in the future.
#29
Posted Jun 6, 2006 @ 10:52 PM
(Um, me too...wait that's not the game)
BTW javascript, This is the best one yet, and some of the others have been really good.
On with the game:
but then how would we know that Sammy is really torn up about her death and feels super guilty about it?
I wish that Dean would make some new cool toys for me to ogle.
But then how do we know which one is the girl...
BTW javascript, This is the best one yet, and some of the others have been really good.
On with the game:
but then how would we know that Sammy is really torn up about her death and feels super guilty about it?
I wish that Dean would make some new cool toys for me to ogle.
Edited by Dahne, Jun 6, 2006 @ 10:55 PM.
#30
Posted Jun 6, 2006 @ 11:28 PM
Just for Sam to shoot him down again? We'll get angry at Sam, the poor boy, and Dean'll look all sad... I don't know if I could take it.
I wish that the Bender's would have really pissed Dean off so he'd have actually fought like the berserker he's supposed to be. (Just without killing Sam, because I don't want Dean to become Ben. Yet.)
I wish that the Bender's would have really pissed Dean off so he'd have actually fought like the berserker he's supposed to be. (Just without killing Sam, because I don't want Dean to become Ben. Yet.)
Edited by wolfschild, Jun 6, 2006 @ 11:28 PM.
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