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[oaklander]

God, it practically writes itself.

• drink if she claims to be a normal mom (e.g. "I'm in the PTA")
• drink if she mentions her artificial enhancements
• small sip every time someone looks terrified after an encounter with her
• take a shot if she gets lusty with any of the candidates (+1 if she hits both genders in a single episode)

And...?

[Stephani]

...if she mentions that she was/is the "World's First Supermodel"

Is that a sneaky way of saying she's olde?

[kattart]

Drink if she makes a male model strip off his shirt.

[rustyspigot]

Ahh, something to legitimize more drinking.

Drink when "fat" is said.
Drink when Janice talks about the 70's
Drink when Janice says bitch, 2 if she says "skinny bitch"
Drink when Janice name drops a celebrity name
Drink when Janice talks about her "great" photography skills
Drink when her children are embarrassed by her (probably each time they are on screen)

A few post 1st show additions..
Drink if her son's dialogue is NOT subtitled.
Drink when Janice says "The Agency"

Edited by rustyspigot, Jun 6, 2006 @ 10:32 PM.

[pafirefly]

Drink when "fat" is said.
Drink when Janice talks about the 70's
Drink when Janice says bitch, 2 if she says "skinny bitch"

Damn, rusty, you totally beat me to it!

[Tackhead]

Drink when Janice name-drops a celebrity sexual conquest
Drink when Janice delivers a gratuitous insult
Drink when Janice mentions Tyra Banks
Drink when Janice mentions ANTM
Drink when Janice mentions her past drug use
Drink when Janice mentions her present drug use (or lack thereof)
Drink when Janice mentions her drug rehab (any of them)
Drink when Janice mentions her father, mother, or sisters
Drink when Janice mentions her shrink or therapy
Drink when Janice "accidentally" exposes herself

[pafirefly]

Due to this game, I have already drank wayyy too much. :)

[ayla123]

Drink everytime Janice utters some variant of the phrase:

"I have 2 words for you: Out!"

[soymilk]

A drink for every pixellated titty!

[suntzu]

And another for every pixellated butt or genital area!

[MandaEm]

Those of you playing along at home please make note...

You will need an exceptionally large drink to make it to the first commercial break. I recommend a jumbo thermos or a thirty pack next to your chair.

[brickgrrl]

I can't believe all you tuned-in folks didn't list this one!

Drink when she describes her "passion" for her work, success, modeling, whatever.

It seems to me that everything of some import to her is prefaced with a passion reference. Seriously, I could do a whole film montage of the Passion of Janice Dickinson.

[ElectraGlide]

Drink every time we see Janice getting her Botox injections. That was so disturbing.

[ags]

Drink when the soft focused lens is used.

...if she mentions that she was/is the "World's First Supermodel"

Is that a sneaky way of saying she's olde?

No, it is a sneaky way of getting yourself drunk.

[jonathanacohen]

Drink when you see a penis.

[jonathanacohen]

Drink when you see a penis.

[Potes]

Drink every time you see leopard print! Drink twice if said leopard print object is a head scarf.

[jonathanacohen]

Drink every time you're reminded of:

a) Fran Drescher
b) Sandra Bullock
c) A train wreck.

Also, drink every time fat is mentioned.

[ziglettospal]

Go to the kitchen and mix a fresh martini every time she mentions martinis.

[soymilk]

Drink everytime she says the phrase, "unmitigated gall." Then, should she take the models to Paris, drink everytime she says "unmitigated Gaul."

Drink everytime two of her gay satellites (hair, make up, casting, personal assistant, and interior designer) align, causing a total Janice eclipse.

Drink everytime Janice reinforces a tired ethnic stereotype, negative or positive.

[DMSbornak]

Drink everytime two of her gay satellites (hair, make up, casting, personal assistant, and interior designer) align, causing a total Janice eclipse.

soymilk you rock!

[miss tuliplee]

Drink when you see a penis

Hic! Oh ... on the show.
xo, Janice

[TheyPop]

Drink every time you see leopard print! Drink twice if said leopard print object is a head scarf.

Drink 3 times if she is using the the leopard print head scarf to disguise her appearance as she enters a place she would rather not be seen, plastic surgeons waiting room, PTA meeting etc etc

Take a drink every time you see a pink smiley face sticker on someones abs.

[ziglettospal]

Drink 3 times if she is using the the leopard print head scarf to disguise her appearance as she enters a place she would rather not be seen, plastic surgeons waiting room

She looked like the ultimate drag queen in that scene, as she was slinking into the waiting room. That called for chugging.

[oaklander]

Drink every time it's clear that Janice's eyes are not focused on anything in front of her.

[TheyPop]

Drink everytime you see one of her kids on the show and wonder how the heck they can be as nice and sweet and kind and dare I say ( gulp ) normal as they appear to be, considering how bat shit crazy their mama is.

[elizabethann]

Drink every time Janice says: "Do you GET it?"

For those of us who don't/can't drink, I suggest substituting ice cream for alcohol. I generally have a menage a trois (me, Ben & Jerry) when I watch JDMA.

[The Evil One]

Drink every time Janice says "Vogue". Drink twice if it's "French Vogue".

[rustyspigot]

Take a drink when someone mentions a city (Fargo, Paris, New York)