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Corrupt-A-Wish Thread

Started by marlaas , Jun 06 2006 02:28 PM

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#1

marlaas

Posted Jun 6, 2006 @ 2:28 PM

I've shamelessly stolen this from the Veronica Mars thread...which was stolen from the House thread!

This is another simple game: Someone makes a wish such as, "I wish I could watch every single episode of The Office right now." And someone else corrupts this wish. "Granted, but afterwards, your brain will have turned into a puddle of mush" Or "I wish they'd made another episode of the Office" and someone replies, "Granted! But the extra episode consists only of close-ups of Todd Packer, er, doing what he did on Michael's carpet..."
The they make a wish and so on.

I'll go first: I wish Jan had never slept with Michael.

#2

swestworld

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Posted Jun 6, 2006 @ 2:51 PM

Granted! She slept with Jim instead! (Ouch)

Am I getting this right, marlaas? What an evil game! Muahaha. :-)

I wish Kelly would find someone better for her than Ryan.

Edited by swestworld, Jun 6, 2006 @ 2:53 PM.

#3

LiberryLady

Stalker

Posted Jun 6, 2006 @ 3:04 PM

Granted! She goes out with Toby, but ends up dropping him and breaking his heart.

I wish... Pam would call off the wedding.

#4

marlaas

Posted Jun 6, 2006 @ 3:04 PM

Yes, you got it completely right, and, yes, it's very eeeeeevil ;)

Too slow:

I wish... Pam would call off the wedding.

Granted! Only she's so confused and upset after calling off the wedding that she joins the local nunnery and is never seen at Dunder Mifflin---or by Jim---again.

Edited by marlaas, Jun 6, 2006 @ 3:06 PM.

#5

Karoline

Fanatic

Posted Jun 6, 2006 @ 3:27 PM

No task for me?

Ah well.

I wish Michael would kiss Ryan. (Hee!)

#6

Beach Bum

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Posted Jun 6, 2006 @ 3:34 PM

I wish Michael would kiss Ryan. (Hee!)

Granted!! But it lasts 27 seconds. And it turns out Jim is jealous.

I wish Jan would find the man of her dreams and have lots of babies with him.

#7

eagle

Fanatic

Posted Jun 6, 2006 @ 3:33 PM

Hmm, has someone been reading Officefic?

Granted- but it's with Ryan. And Kelly is loudly and talkatively jealous.

I wish Jim was manager of the Scranton Branch

Edited by eagle, Jun 6, 2006 @ 3:35 PM.

#8

Shark Boy

Fanatic

Posted Jun 6, 2006 @ 3:39 PM

I wish Jim was manager of the Scranton Branch

Granted! But then Corporate forces Jim to fire Pam.

I wish Dwight started playing retaliatory pranks on Jim.

#9

swestworld

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Posted Jun 6, 2006 @ 3:41 PM

Granted! And Jim is permanently injured by the Spud Gun.

I wish Toby would find love.

#10

marlaas

Posted Jun 6, 2006 @ 3:43 PM

I wish Toby would find love.

Granted! Only it's with Jim, who realizes he's gay, hence disappointing female admirers everywhere...including Pam.

#11

Shark Boy

Fanatic

Posted Jun 6, 2006 @ 3:45 PM

Beaten to the punch!

Edited by Shark Boy, Jun 6, 2006 @ 3:46 PM.

#12

TV_Buffy

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Posted Jun 6, 2006 @ 4:13 PM

I wish Phyllis and Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration would get married.

Edited by TV_Buffy, Jun 6, 2006 @ 4:12 PM.

#13

Aimee Myers

Couch Potato

Posted Jun 6, 2006 @ 4:16 PM

Granted only now she works for Bob. And always introduces herself as PhyllisVanceVanceRefrigeration.

I wish Todd Packer would get fired

Edited by Aimee Myers, Jun 6, 2006 @ 4:17 PM.

#14

marlaas

Posted Jun 6, 2006 @ 4:20 PM

I wish Todd Packer would get fired

Granted! Only he expresses his displeasure by leaving one of his infamous 'presents' on each and every employee's carpet...and, sadly, we're subjected to lingering, nausea-inducing close-ups.

Edited by marlaas, Jun 6, 2006 @ 4:20 PM.

#15

Karoline

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Posted Jun 6, 2006 @ 4:39 PM

I wish marlaas would remember to add a wish. ;-)

(And I wish TWoP would be nice to me!)

Edited by Karoline, Jun 6, 2006 @ 4:49 PM.

#16

marlaas

Posted Jun 6, 2006 @ 4:41 PM

Gah, I'm such an idiot! For what it's worth, though, I wish I weren't such an idiot...:)

I wish Ryan would take out a restraining order on Kelly.

#17

McGigi

Couch Potato

Posted Jun 6, 2006 @ 5:37 PM

Granted, but Dwight is the enforcer of the restraining order, and he takes it VERY seriously.

I wish Pam and Jim would have beautiful babies.

#18

troycrazy8

Fanatic

Posted Jun 6, 2006 @ 5:54 PM

Granted, but Michael would decide that since he's so good with kids, he wants to spend every weekend with them.

I wish that we could meet Jim's family.

#19

Whats4Dinner

Video Archivist

Posted Jun 6, 2006 @ 6:02 PM

Granted! But Jim's "family" is the four children he has with four different women.

I wish Scrantonicity would make it big.

#20

swestworld

Fanatic

Posted Jun 6, 2006 @ 6:06 PM

Granted! But overnight, those nude photos of Kevin that Stacy took during a naughty moment end up in every tabloid.

I wish Roy would leave Pam for another woman.

#21

Bobby Bittman

Couch Potato

Posted Jun 6, 2006 @ 6:11 PM

Granted! But that other woman is Pam's Mom.

I wish Pam would return to her artsy-fartsy, black-turtleneck-wearing ways in season 3.

#22

overtherainbow5

Channel Surfer

Posted Jun 6, 2006 @ 6:11 PM

Damn! That was creepy...

Edited by overtherainbow5, Jun 6, 2006 @ 6:12 PM.

#23

TV_Buffy

Fanatic

Posted Jun 6, 2006 @ 6:42 PM

Granted! But, Jim also sports his high school haircut.

I wish Michael and Carol would get together in Season 3.

Edited by TV_Buffy, Jun 6, 2006 @ 6:44 PM.

#24

oakgal

Stalker

Posted Jun 6, 2006 @ 6:54 PM

Granted! But it turns out Carol is still married and her husband beats up Michael.

I wish Meredith would stop drinking and be happy.

#25

marlaas

Posted Jun 6, 2006 @ 6:59 PM

I wish Meredith would stop drinking and be happy.

Granted! Only it's soon revealed that the reason she's so 'happy' is because when she stopped drinking, she started doing speed instead...

I wish we'd get to see a scene in which Angela and Dwight meet each other's families for the first time

#26

ednakrabapel

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Posted Jun 6, 2006 @ 7:08 PM

Granted....

But Angela's Mom is one of the four mothers of Jim's kids because the guy likes moms.

I wish Kevin would enjoy his footbath.

#27

Whats4Dinner

Video Archivist

Posted Jun 6, 2006 @ 7:20 PM

Granted! But so does Stacy, and the poor women gets a foot fungus.

I wish Michael would become a professional hockey player.

#28

ednakrabapel

Couch Potato

Posted Jun 6, 2006 @ 7:22 PM

Granted...

but Pam and Jim go there on their first date and Pam leaves Jim there by accident.

I wish Creed would learn everyone's name...

#29

marlaas

Posted Jun 6, 2006 @ 7:24 PM

Granted! But he also learns their social security numbers and other identifying information and ends up robbing them all blind

I wish Jim and Pam would just once apologize to Dwight for one of their meaner pranks