Direct quote from mr. franabanana: "This should be on the 'OY' network."
Truly madly deeply bad. If you thought ANTM was all about Tyra, ANTM looks like a subtle exploration compared to the self-aggrandizement of JDMA.
So many scenes seemed totally set up. Like they weren't even trying to be real. Her breakfast scene with her daughter felt completely false. "Brush your teeth." Yeah, right. Nominated her for Mom of the Year.
Her firing of the triplets seemed fake. Her meetings with the CEO guy seemed fake. Either the scenes were fake or they were all about Janice ranting and raving, freaking out and pointing her long scary fake nails.
I skipped through much of her direct to camera stuff after a certain point cause I was already like, "STFU Janice."
The only one that sticks out, though, was the cringe-worthy "I like that she's from a small country in Africa." Sudan's the largest country in Africa, love. Unless I misheard & Janice said small town or something like that, in which case I stand corrected.
No, I heard the same thing. And thought the same thing. It's not like it was Burundi or something. Sudan is HUGE!
Edited by franabanana, Jun 6, 2006 @ 10:09 PM.