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#1

Glark

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Posted Jun 3, 2006 @ 7:13 PM

Spoilery!

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Posted Jun 3, 2006 @ 11:30 PM

Not really a spoiler, but just in case:

Does anyone know if there's some sort erratic scheduling thing going on with this show ? The descriptions of the first three episodes to be shown are (in order):

In The Beginning: Janice attempts to open her own modeling agency
Cut The Fat: Janice clashes with her new business partner
Get Down To Business: Janice needs a partner in order to keep the modeling agency afloat

It sounds like the 2nd and 3rd episodes might be out of order. Is this typical of Oxygen ? I plan to collect this show, and I want the episodes in logical order, so if this is typical of how it's going to be shown, then I need to work around it.

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Posted Jun 4, 2006 @ 10:56 AM

In The Beginning: Janice attempts to open her own modeling agency
Cut The Fat: Janice clashes with her new business partner
Get Down To Business: Janice needs a partner in order to keep the modeling agency afloat

It sounds like the 2nd and 3rd episodes might be out of order.


Perhaps Janice Cuts The Fat (fires partner #1), which creates a need for partner #2. I'm shocked, shocked that Janice wouldn't get along with everyone!

Edited by Tackhead, Jun 4, 2006 @ 10:57 AM.


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Posted Jun 6, 2006 @ 11:45 AM

Would included models be considered spoilericious?

TJ: http://profile.myspa...iendid=10010328
Bryan: http://www.myspace.com/bryanmcmullin
Chrisanne: http://www.myspace.com/dmplzdance and http://www.chrisanneb.com/
Tony: http://www.myspace.com/Rabbet
Crystal Rose: http://www.myspace.com/crystal_rose333
Christopher: http://www.myspace.com/ghastlyandgrimm
Teej: http://www.myspace.com/teejlage
Petra: http://profile.myspa...iendid=14291696
John: http://www.myspace.com/modeljo

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Posted Jun 6, 2006 @ 12:04 PM

They would when Petra has this to say:
"Well....a lot of things have changed in my life right now. I have to like blondes now, because I'm one of them. Sucks...i kno. I joined a fucked up show and have gone through the whole "reality tv" experience."

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neeva

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Posted Jun 6, 2006 @ 12:56 PM

I can't believe Janice signed that ugly guy John. I remember him from Manhunt, yikes.

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Posted Jun 6, 2006 @ 8:33 PM

I'm surprised-- I seriously thought Janice would choose way better looking models.

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kattart

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Posted Jun 7, 2006 @ 10:02 AM

Was just in the Oxygen canteen, and overheard a few producer people talking. They say #3 and #5 (I believe they said something about Janice going to a white party or somesuch) are the best eps they've seen thus far.

One of the women had watched the premiere with Janice at the gay bar soiree last night and says she's out of her mind, but in a good way, and that Duke is a truly sweet gent. Having been in the presence of both of 'em earlier that day, I'd back that assessment.

Janice is a powerful force of both nature and modern engineering.

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Posted Jun 7, 2006 @ 10:51 AM

kattart, bless your spoilery heart! Do you know anything about how staged the show might be? Like, was the business partner really up all night mulling over Janice's offer, or was that just to create drama? Is homeless model really homeless? Were the triplets hired/fired/rehired/quit just for shits and giggles? People on their lunch break want to know!

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Posted Jun 9, 2006 @ 8:13 PM

Would included models be considered spoilericious?

TJ: http://profile.myspa...iendid=10010328
Bryan: http://www.myspace.com/bryanmcmullin
Chrisanne: http://www.myspace.com/dmplzdance and http://www.chrisanneb.com/
Tony: http://www.myspace.com/Rabbet
Crystal Rose: http://www.myspace.com/crystal_rose333
Christopher: http://www.myspace.com/ghastlyandgrimm
Teej: http://www.myspace.com/teejlage
Petra: http://profile.myspa...iendid=14291696
John: http://www.myspace.com/modeljo


I think I found Sorin's Myspace.

Also, here is Marcus's (the aspiring rapper) Myspace.

Oh, yeah, and didn't Lauren make it as well?

Edited by ghettofabman, Jun 11, 2006 @ 12:29 AM.


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Posted Jun 12, 2006 @ 11:08 AM

Lauren's so eloquent. Who said models can't have brains and beauty?

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Posted Jun 12, 2006 @ 11:29 AM

What a freakin' moron! I hope JD includes a punctuation challenge emphasizing the apostrophes at some point in the show, just for shits and giggles.

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Posted Jun 12, 2006 @ 1:37 PM

On YouTube I found a clip where Cutie the big-nosed homeless model (!) is aufed because she failed to show up for her $2,000 consultant with a nose doctor who's a personal friend of Janice Dickinson.

Wow, I can't believe I typed all those words and they make sense together.

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coconut oil

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Posted Jun 13, 2006 @ 7:46 PM

LOL @ LAUREN'S MYSPACE

I was gittin some head, git gittin some head~

P.S. does anyone else think she looks like rachel, Nick and Zuzu's model from project runway season 2?

Edited by coconut oil, Jun 13, 2006 @ 7:51 PM.


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Posted Jun 21, 2006 @ 7:45 PM

Hey all

Edited by ModelChrisanne, Jun 21, 2006 @ 9:45 PM.


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Posted Jun 23, 2006 @ 10:16 PM

Here's some pretty obvious evidence that Sorin will make it to the end.

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Posted Jun 23, 2006 @ 10:46 PM

For some reason when I looked at that, Screamie, the first thing I thought about was Hanz und Franz. They are going to pump us up -- with fashion!

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Posted Jul 2, 2006 @ 11:18 PM

Here's some pretty obvious evidence that Sorin will make it to the end.



Alright. I thought this thread would be the best to put my thoughts (ramblings) in, though it could have been in the "First Job" episode thread. This coming week's episode appears to be documenting the ribbon cutting pictured above. However the link on the pictures put the date on the pics as 04/19/06, when in the first job episode the date on the door was 05/10/06. So does that mean this weeks show is actually taking place earlier than the last two events featured on the last couple episodes? Then again the castings may have happened earlier than the actual "events", but still.

Regardless, this just seems to accentuate the point that the editing is confusing on this show.

(Shakes fist in confusion)

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Posted Sep 12, 2006 @ 12:26 PM

So, I get the occasional email from Peter Hamm (who, I must say, has been nothing but lovely and a good sport) and it turns out that JDMA has not only been renewed for a second season, but all episodes will now be one hour long. They start shooting in a few weeks. Unfortunately, TWoP will not cover a second season, but at least we call all get our Janice fix (and have a go-to source for partially naked twentysomethings) once again.

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Afrocentric

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Posted Sep 13, 2006 @ 9:01 AM

Noooooooooo!!! Can't you, like, beg Wing Chun or Glark or somebody?!?!? I promise I'll watch it and participate in the forums. Even if I have to watch over a friend's house. And I'll bully everyone else into it too.

Edited by Afrocentric, Sep 13, 2006 @ 9:00 AM.


#21

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Posted Sep 13, 2006 @ 12:12 PM

I'm with Afrocentric! I don't have Oxygen (yet), so Potes' great recaps have been my lifeline to this show. Pretty please, Glark/Wing Chun?

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Posted Sep 13, 2006 @ 3:48 PM

Ditto. Potes, your recaps were hilarious. And also? It's Janice!

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Posted Sep 13, 2006 @ 5:44 PM

Say it ain't so! I just can't take all this bad news! First, it was Potes not recapping ANTM for the next (eighth?) season, now Janice is not getting covered by TWoP anymore?!?

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Posted Sep 14, 2006 @ 9:10 AM

I'm still recapping ANTM, so I'm not sure where that bit of news came from...

And you all are sweet, but the forums really were pretty anemic. I think not enough people have or watch Oxygen. And really we didn't even have sufficient posts to support a half-hour show (but Wing Chung was lovely enough not to PH it during the season, I think because she felt bad since I had to upgrade to digital cable to get JDMA), so the chances of having boards active enough for a one-hour show are pretty slim. Sorry!