This is another simple game thread: Someone makes a wish such as, "I wish I could watch every single episode of House right now." And someone else corrupts this wish. "Granted, but afterwards, your brain will have turned into a puddle of mush"
The they make a wish and so on.
I wish that the next time I go to the doctor, my normal doctor will be out and magically, House will be in for her instead.
The Corrupt a Wish Thread
Started by
TwistedKitty727
, May 25 2006 04:13 PM
3487 replies to this topic
#1
Posted May 25, 2006 @ 4:13 PM
#2
Posted May 25, 2006 @ 4:17 PM
Granted, but you're going to have to magically schedule time with a therapist on your own.I wish that the next time I go to the doctor, my normal doctor will be out and magically, House will be in for her instead.
I wish Season 3 started next week.
#3
Posted May 25, 2006 @ 4:24 PM
Granted, but they're only going to show one episode, and make you wait five years for the rest.
I wish Sela Ward had never come on the show.
I wish Sela Ward had never come on the show.
#4
Posted May 25, 2006 @ 4:27 PM
Granted, but then House fell in love with Cameron instead.I wish Sela Ward had never come on the show.
This is fun! My turn: I wish House hadn't been shot.
#5
Posted May 25, 2006 @ 4:49 PM
I wish House hadn't been shot.
Granted, but then he would have to get into a motercycle accident or something equally as tragic. And his motercycle is awesome.
I like this! I wish that the writers push a HouseCameron relationship in Season 1.
#6
Posted May 25, 2006 @ 5:02 PM
Granted, but then House wouldn't be miserable and the show would have ended after one season.
I wish Chase had more screen time
I wish Chase had more screen time
Edited by mightybigpiperfan, May 25, 2006 @ 5:03 PM.
#7
Posted May 25, 2006 @ 5:17 PM
I wish I could give House a hug
Granted, but he'll most likely end up hitting you with his cane and snarking at you.
#8
Posted May 25, 2006 @ 5:25 PM
Yeah... just noticed that... *feels stupid* My mom was bothering me when I was trying to post.
I wish House would appear and help me think of a proper wish.
I wish House would appear and help me think of a proper wish.
#9
Posted May 25, 2006 @ 5:56 PM
Granted ... now he says anti-semantic things instead. Hee!
I wish we'd get to see a whole episode devoted to House and Wilson.
I wish we'd get to see a whole episode devoted to House and Wilson.
#10
Posted May 25, 2006 @ 6:04 PM
Granted...but it's a whole episode about how they are competing against each other for the love of Cameron.
I wish that we'd get to see House and Wilson would make out !
I wish that we'd get to see House and Wilson would make out !
#11
Posted May 25, 2006 @ 6:19 PM
Granted, but it ends with Wilson having a heart attack and dying.
I wish that the Volger arc had never happened.
I wish that the Volger arc had never happened.
#12
Posted May 25, 2006 @ 6:23 PM
Granted, but then Chase gets deported.
I wish Cameron had more of a backbone.
I wish Cameron had more of a backbone.
#13
Posted May 25, 2006 @ 6:31 PM
Granted, but then she's so overbearing she (metaphorically) beats House into submission.
I wish the BOUO got more screentime.
I wish the BOUO got more screentime.
#14
Posted May 25, 2006 @ 6:46 PM
I wish the BOUO got more screentime.
Granted, but it would have to steal screentime from Wilson and Cuddy and the Clinic.
Since I made a typo, I'll rephrase my earlier question: What I meant to say was that I wish the writers hadn't pushed a HouseCameron relationship in Season 1.
#15
Posted May 25, 2006 @ 7:05 PM
Since I made a typo, I'll rephrase my earlier question: What I meant to say was that I wish the writers hadn't pushed a HouseCameron relationship in Season 1.
Granted---but the writers will focus on the continuation of the House/Stacy dynamic instead.
I wish the writers had continued with the House/Wilson Odd Couple theme.
#16
Posted May 25, 2006 @ 7:21 PM
Granted but then we would never have had the glorious House verses God episode.
I wish Cameron and Chase would get together again.
I wish Cameron and Chase would get together again.
#17
Posted May 25, 2006 @ 7:36 PM
Granted, but then we'd have a whole season of her calling him her Lil' Wombat.
I wish that Forman would out-snark House for one episode.
I wish that Forman would out-snark House for one episode.
#18
Posted May 25, 2006 @ 7:38 PM
Granted, but then Foreman would be shot instead of House. (Actually, that would really work for me).
I wish that we'd gotten to see Julie Wilson. (Well really I don't, but fire away).
I wish that we'd gotten to see Julie Wilson. (Well really I don't, but fire away).
#19
Posted May 25, 2006 @ 8:06 PM
Granted, but then we might find that she's actually more likeable than Wilson (wow - where did that blasphemous thought come from???)I wish that we'd gotten to see Julie Wilson. (Well really I don't, but fire away).
I wish that Cuddy had not yet entertained the notion of childbearing...
#20
Posted May 25, 2006 @ 8:09 PM
I wish that Cuddy had not yet entertained the notion of childbearing...
Granted. House was right, it actually was cancer.
I wish there would be an ep that takes place entirely out of PPTH and the team would be forced to diagnose a patient without the aid of medical equipment.
Edited by deadboyslim, May 25, 2006 @ 8:12 PM.
#21
Posted May 25, 2006 @ 8:15 PM
Oh maaaan. That was cold! ;)Granted. House was right, it actually was cancer.I wish that Cuddy had not yet entertained the notion of childbearing...
Granted, but it would be in a crossover with ER, in the Sudan, with Carter.I wish there would be an ep that takes place entirely out of PPTH and the team would be forced to diagnose a patient without the aid of medical equipment.
I wish Syphillis Georgia would come back.
#22
Posted May 25, 2006 @ 8:44 PM
I wish Syphillis Georgia would come back
Granted, but then she's gonna have to bring her annoying hungry kid and annoying hungry daughter-in-law with her as well, trying to introduce them to their future stepfather.
*hmm...that don't sound bad, come to think of it!*
I wish SMQ would meet a nice girl rat one day...
#23
Posted May 25, 2006 @ 9:04 PM
I wish SMQ would meet a nice girl rat one day...
Granted, but then he would run away with her, leave House all alone, and we'd never see him again.
I wish for the return of Lisa's Ass of Life.
#24
Posted May 25, 2006 @ 9:09 PM
SMcQ or House?Granted, but then he would run away with her, leave House all alone, and we'd never see him again.
Oh, SNAP!Granted. House was right, it actually was cancer.
It's late and I've got nothing, so this one still stands:
I wish for the return of Lisa's Ass of Life.
#25
Posted May 25, 2006 @ 9:11 PM
Granted ... but then Fox executives get cold feet, and the show ends up on the Playboy Channel.
I wish there'd be an episode about House's cane.
I wish there'd be an episode about House's cane.
#26
Posted May 25, 2006 @ 9:12 PM
SMcQ or House?
Sorry, should've specified. I meant Steve.
#27
Posted May 25, 2006 @ 9:13 PM
I wish for the return of Lisa's Ass of Life.
GRANTED!
BUT---it comes with the return of the big-ass tongue man!
I wish House had a long-lost brother or a male cousin for Cameron...
#28
Posted May 25, 2006 @ 9:21 PM
Granted, but then we'd realize that the cane gets a lot more action than House himself.I wish there'd be an episode about House's cane.
I wish House would get a puppy.
#29
Posted May 25, 2006 @ 9:23 PM
Granted, but then it eats Steve McQueen (sob!)I wish House would get a puppy.
I wish we'd meet Wilson's long lost brother in Season Three.
#30
Posted May 25, 2006 @ 9:26 PM
Edit- Er...I misread the post. Sorry. Another try:
Granted! He finds him in the ER one day with a broken leg. Unfortunatly, Cameron found him first, took pity on his ailment, and now they're engaged. Wilson is going to be an uncle in nine months.
I wish we could see a flashback showing how House and Wilson met.
I wish we'd meet Wilson's long lost brother in Season Three.
Granted! He finds him in the ER one day with a broken leg. Unfortunatly, Cameron found him first, took pity on his ailment, and now they're engaged. Wilson is going to be an uncle in nine months.
I wish we could see a flashback showing how House and Wilson met.
Edited by ennui, May 25, 2006 @ 9:37 PM.
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