Edited by MuShu, May 31, 2006 @ 11:42 AM.
ANTM Personal Ads
Posted May 31, 2006 @ 11:37 AM
Posted May 31, 2006 @ 7:43 PM
Prefering if brain has a chip set for "Asian lover" as my current one does not.
Also, if the brain can make me not sound deaf, I'd love that also.
Please email me at IH8AZNMEN@yahoo.com
Posted Jun 1, 2006 @ 12:39 PM
Must like my funky duckwalk, underwear up the butt, and blending into the background. Must only have a personality off screen. Must dislike clowns, krumping, and roaches. Must enjoy blending into the background and sexy justice. Looking for a man or a woman to make my duckwalking booty jiggle!
Posted Sep 25, 2006 @ 10:07 AM
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Posted Sep 29, 2006 @ 2:55 PM
Likable SBF seeks that special someone who will steal her bed and her heart!
Posted Sep 29, 2006 @ 3:26 PM
Insanely-likeable sassy but classy gurl. Enjoys pasta and fish cooked by Adrianne Curry, trying French cosmetics and bible-reading. Partner MUST love to shake that BADONKA-DONK!
Posted Sep 29, 2006 @ 3:31 PM
Posted Oct 6, 2006 @ 8:17 AM
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Posted Dec 12, 2007 @ 6:45 PM
Tootie seeks Natalie: Hi! Thanks so much for reading my ad, you're so cute! I just want squish you into a ball and stuff you into my pocket! Anywho, self-confident (Thanks T-Zone!), with a vibrant personality young go-getter is looking for someone who I can rollerskate with, hate on Blair with, and help with the kitchen chores for Mrs. Garrett. Must also love car parts in general and also must help in building up my confidence more! Tell me I'm high fashion and I'm yours!
Posted Dec 13, 2007 @ 12:37 AM
Need Not Reply: I was writing this as a joke to make myself laugh. Don't write nothin' to me. If I'd a shut up writing to you, don't write nothin' to me, 'cause I ain't writin' nothin' else to you, and you don't know me like that to be sitting up here gettin' an attitude over writing nothing. If we didn't get our personal ads kicked off for hitting somebody, your ass would be tore up right now, because I ain't wrote shit to you. Otherwise, you must love rainbows.
This is still the best personal ad ever...
Posted Dec 13, 2007 @ 1:36 AM
Edited by TheCustomOfLife, Dec 13, 2007 @ 1:36 AM.
Posted Dec 13, 2007 @ 8:07 PM
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Edited by Dolphincorn, Dec 14, 2007 @ 9:28 AM.
Posted Dec 14, 2007 @ 5:01 PM
Posted Dec 14, 2007 @ 5:40 PM
40ish married man, professional photographer, television personality ISO hot, pliant, barely legal brown sugar. I will be your daddy.
Uh, who do I see about replying to this ad? I'm interested.
Posted Aug 26, 2009 @ 6:08 PM
IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR INSPIRATION, I'M FULL OF IT: Future Supermodel/Future Actress/Expectant Mother looking for a mate to sit around the house with me while I wait for the phone to ring with my big break. Laziness, unenthusiasm and an unexplainable sense of entitlement a plus! Turnoffs: Receiving constructive criticism and coffee pots. Let me inspire you!
Posted Dec 10, 2009 @ 9:00 AM
Disenchanted wild girl ISO former child stars to create memories with. Turn ons: being naked, posing nude, and talking with a mouthful of marbles. Turn offs: being outcasted by my former mentors, bible thumping beauty pageant queens, and general hygiene. If you wanna be on top, hit me up!
Posted Dec 12, 2009 @ 11:40 AM
Aspiring model ISO hot males on the short side. Strengths: looking very very young and speaking in a newscaster voice. Needless accessorizing is a must! Turnons: cats, leg warmers, beef noodles. Turnoffs: Deep sea diving, being hugged by 5'10" people in heels while wearing flats.
Posted May 12, 2010 @ 10:57 PM
But I didn't know where else to put it.
It's also a little bit of a poll if anything.
I am THINKING about starting a ANTM ONLY forum, because I love this show and everything about it so much.
If you think it would be a good idea, email me at email@example.com.
I really want to know what you guys think.
If it might get a following, I am probably going to do it.
Posted Jul 5, 2010 @ 5:21 PM
Posted Dec 17, 2011 @ 11:25 AM
SBF seeks BLACK man. Must not have pink penis resembling raw meat. If you reply to this ad and you have a pink penis I will cut you with my cheekbones.
I was gonna do Nikeysha, but you said to keep it short.