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Posted May 26, 2006 @ 7:09 AM

Another X-Play thread title:

"He's not a robot! And that's NOT AN APRON!": Nitpicks and Factual Errors





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Posted May 28, 2006 @ 12:02 AM


Takeshi: The Hero. No, Really.

Liz: Butch Girlfighter

Amy: The Cat Whisperer

Luca: Fooly Kitty

Andrei: Rocket's Bored Glare

Rivers: Cram It, Blondie

Haley Joel, Ana Lucia and Spike: Voice Actors

Team Velshtein: Best of the Best of the Best of the Best

Team Sledge Mamma: Speakin' of Mammas, They Screwed Yours

The Shell Crack'd: Team Black Egg

Team Edgeraid: Every Day Is a Dog Day

Team Skylark: The One That's All Chicks

Team White Snow: Don't Pee On Me






Posted May 28, 2006 @ 12:16 AM

Threads for Notes from the Underbelly
  • Lines you'll never hear on Notes from the Underbelly
    "I don't care if I'm pregnant, I'm still going to smoke."
  • Lamaze Class: The Meet Market
  • Abortion: The Cancellation Watch
  • Switched at Birth: Comparisons to Other Shows
  • Woman in Wyoming Gives Birth to 8 Babies: Notes from the Underbelly in the Media

Edited by jayseyfield, May 28, 2006 @ 12:22 AM.





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Posted May 29, 2006 @ 12:36 AM

The Boondocks

Huey Freeman: Fighting Whitey Since 1999

Riley Freeman: Thinks You're Gay And a Punk

Robert Jebidiah "Grandad" Freeman: Has a Belt, Not Afraid To Use It

Ruckus: Thank God He Ain't Your Uncle

Tom DuBois: Not a Fan Of Anal Rape

Ed Wuncler: Whitey McHonkeyton

Ed Wuncler III: Wigga, Please!

Hangin' At Timid Deer Lane: The Meet Market

"Have You Tried Beating His Ass?" Memorable Quotes

Boondocks FAQ: "Why Did The Builder Refuse The Stone?"

Aaron MacGruder: Less Subtle Than 10,000 Falling Anvils

Caeser, Jolly Jenkins, A Man For Condoleeza: Season 2 Wishlist

Edited by Lantern7, May 29, 2006 @ 12:37 AM.





Posted May 29, 2006 @ 7:45 AM

Adding to Lanter7's:

Gin Rummy: The Smart One. No, Really.

Jazmine: Sellin' Out for a Pony

Edited by HelenaHandbasket, May 29, 2006 @ 7:46 AM.




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Posted May 29, 2006 @ 11:06 AM

Dragonball Z

Kami House: The Meet Market

"I love Funimation!": Unpopular Opinions

"Dear Akira Toriyama": Letters to the Creator

"Vegeta's a Super Saiyan Too!": Spoilers

Vegeta: Saiyan Asshole

Goku: Universe's most powerful warrior and asshat

Lines That Will Never be Said on Dragonball Z

In that same vain:

Garlic Jr: You annoying little pest!

The Dead Zone: the bitterness thread

ChiChi: Warrior, housewife, harpy.





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Posted May 31, 2006 @ 12:07 AM

Since Last Comic Standing launched a new season...

Dat Phan: Hey, Did You Know He's Vietnamese?
Ralphie May: Hey, Did You Know He's Fat And From Da Hood?
Ant: Hey, Did You Know He's Gay?
Tammy Piscatelli: Hey, Did You Know She's Italian?
Bonnie McFarlane: Hey, Did You Know She's Not Funny?
Tess: Hey, Did You Know She's Big, Black and Beautiful?
Corey Holcomb: Hey, Did You Know He Has Two 12-Year-Old Sons, And They Ain't Twins?

Jay London: Just Die, Already!
John Hefferon: Wait, He Won? Really?
Alonzo Bodden: Only Guy On "Best Week Ever" Not Trying Hard
Rich Vos: America's Favorite Scumbag
Dave Mordal: First In Our Hearts
Rob "Bobert" Cantrell: All Hail The Semicolon!
Jay Mohr: Reduced To Cola Commercials

Bil Dwyer: "Extreme Dodgeball" Was His High Point
Theo Von(kurnatowski): Still Lusting After James, Dude
Doug Benson Better Give Us Some Juicy Info, Dammit





Posted Jun 8, 2006 @ 4:12 AM

Friday Night Lights
  • Quarterback Rating: Scheduling & Ratings
  • The Booster Club: Reasons We Love This Show
  • Permian Tribune: Friday Night Lights in the Media
  • Pep Rally: The Meet Market
  • Lines You'll Never Hear On Friday Night Lights
    Lyla: Jason I would love you even if you weren't the star Quarterback. NOT!

Edited by jayseyfield, Jun 8, 2006 @ 4:13 AM.





Posted Jun 9, 2006 @ 3:31 PM

M*A*S*H: It lasted longer than the actual Korean War.





Posted Jun 28, 2006 @ 2:40 PM

Hell's Kitchen
  • "SHUT THE F*** UP YOU, YOU F***ING DONKEY!": The Quotes Thread
  • Shut it down!: Announcements and Notes from the Moderator
  • Virginia: Miss Me......
  • "Don't Crawl Up My Ass Like a Hemmroid": Sara
  • Sweaty Tom
  • Mophead: Giacomo
  • "Oh Come on!": Ratings and Scheduling
  • Heather: "I'm not your wife, I'm not your girlfriend-"
  • Garett: "You women have dinner for us men ready when we get back"
  • Chef Gordon Ramsey: "MOVE YOUR ASS!"

Edited by jayseyfield, Jun 28, 2006 @ 2:48 PM.





Posted Jul 2, 2006 @ 10:08 PM

Kidnapped: The drama for people who think the movie Ransom with Mel Gibson should've been 20 hours longer.





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Posted Jul 3, 2006 @ 8:48 AM

Boston Legal

Alan Shore: He'll Bring This Firm Down, Too

Denny Crane: "Denny Crane!"

Brad Chase: The Whole Package

Shirley Schmidt: Worth the Salaries of At Least Three Legal Bimbos Put Together

Paul Lewiston: Doing Thankless Jobs Since 1970

On the Balcony: The Meet Market

We Object: The Bitterness Thread

Objection Overruled: The Love Thread

Let The Record Show: Great Quotes

The Higher Court: Legal Nitpicks and Procedural Questions





Posted Jul 4, 2006 @ 4:38 AM

Treasure Hunters

"Mullets are sexy!": Unpopular Opinions

No dignity under this rock, check the next one! The Wild Hanlons

We've all been Fogeled: The Bitterness Thread

Geniuses: We'll take their word for it

Josh Hanlon can't be related to those guys: Nitpicks and Questions




    Couch Potato

Posted Jul 5, 2006 @ 4:17 PM

The Practice

Arrogance Personified: Bobby Donnell
"You Can't Take this Case!": Jimmy Berluti
Not an Angry Black Man: Eugene Young
Instant Law Degree: Rebecca Washington
Still in Peril: Lindsay Dole
Queen Bitch Killer Bee: Helen Gamble
Don't Shout at Her, Ever: Ellenor Frutt
Just Sitting There Idle Telling the Lawyers Her Worthless Opinion: Lucy Hatcher
"If she were any more boring, she'd be an ADA": Jamie Stinger
Short, sexy, and creepy (respectively): The ADAs Thread
He Embezzled, Allegedly: Alan Shore
Hot and Necessary: Tara Wilson
She's The Kind that Scratches: Judge Roberta "Kitty" Kittleson
Ms. Snark: Judge Zoey Hiller
"Cockroach Fonz, Henry Gale the Serial Killer, Dan Fielding the Repeat Offender, and Sharon Stone as Herself (presumably)": The Guest Star Thread





Posted Jul 7, 2006 @ 1:19 AM

"If she were any more boring, she'd be an ADA": Jamie Stinger

Ha, that's good. I'd pick "Sperm Magnet" as an alternate choice.

Friday Night Lights

Tyra Collette: The Town Vixen

Tyra Collette: She Leads the Town in Boy Interceptions

Quarterback Dating: Jason & Lyla

"A Quarterback and a Cheerleader walk into a Bar....": Jason & Lyla

Matt Sachren: Poor Man's Tom Brady

Matt Sachren: "Sometimes I hold extra points........."

"Street is Picked Off!": Spoilers

Brian "Smash" Williams: "I'm Gonna Bust Up Paris Hilton's Marriage!"

"Clears Eyes Full Hearts Can't Lose": Favorite Quotes

Rewriting the Playbook: Friday Night Lights Fanfiction

Flag on the Play!: Friday Night Lights Bitterness Thread

Friday Night Lights Book/Movie/Television Comparisons

Nielsen Blitz: Ratings and Scheduling

Dream Recruiting: Who Do You Want To See On FNL?

Edited by jayseyfield, Jul 7, 2006 @ 1:40 AM.





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Posted Jul 11, 2006 @ 4:40 PM

The Venture Bros.

Dean Venture: The "Smart One"

Hank Venture: The "Tough One"

Dr. Thaddeus "Rusty" Venture: Pill-Poppin' Poppa

Brock Sampson: Half Swedish, Quarter Polish, Quarter Winnebago!

The Monarch: Too Girly To Be Raped In Prison (feel free to improve on that)

Dr. Girlfriend: No Scars Down There? Really?!?

Baron Underbite: Poor Man's Doctor Doom

Molotov Cocktease: Name Says It All

Doctor Byron Orpheus: "What If Dr. Strange Was A Family Man?"

Season One: Twisted Testes, Yard Sales and MECHA-SHIVA!!!

"No Way!!!!" Best Moments

Brock Vs. Puddy & Joe Swanson: Dream Fights

Edited by Lantern7, Jul 11, 2006 @ 4:40 PM.





Posted Jul 15, 2006 @ 3:49 AM

Kyle XY

Kyle: He Got No Bellybutton

Lori Traeger: Sour Patch Bitch

Josh Traeger: Horny Kid

Amanda Bloom: Piano Girl

Nicole Traeger: Inappropriatley Dressed Mom

Stephen Traeger: UPS Guy From Legally Blond

Shut Up Declan: The Declan Thread

"Yo, Juice Me!": Memorable Quotes





Posted Jul 22, 2006 @ 5:17 AM

It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia

Sweet Dee: She Will Eat Your Babies Bitch!





Posted Jul 22, 2006 @ 10:46 AM

It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia

Sweet Dee: She Will Eat Your Babies Bitch!






Posted Jul 25, 2006 @ 5:38 AM

Studio 60:

We Live Here Now: The Meet Market

$100 if You Don't Print That: Studio 60 in the Media


Vests, Suits and Trench Coats, OHMY: The Profiler Fashion

The Command Center: The Meet Market

VCTF's Most Wanted: Fantasy Casting

Be Watching: Ratings and Scheduling

"True Love": Sam and Bailey

Perfection: Bailey Malone

He Sees You: Jack-of-All-Trades

Two Handfuls: Sam Waters

No Hair Cuts, All Chewing Gum: Nick 'Coop' Cooper

Short Stop Wannabe: George Fraley





Posted Jul 26, 2006 @ 1:23 AM

Studio 60 On the Sunset Strip

How Much Crack Did Sorkin Smoke Before Writing This?!: Studio 60 Hate Thread

Jordan McDeere: President of the NBS Network -- She Slept Her Way To The Top

Danny Tripp: Movie Director/Drug Addict

Jack Rudolph: "*Ugh*, Shut up"

So Chandler Is In This Right?: The Newbie Thread

30 Rock Is Much Better: Unpopular Opinions

On The Bubble: The Cancellation Thread

Sorkinites Unite: The Meet Market


Niki Sanders: Stripper Mom With A Heart Of Gold

Matt Parkman: How Can You Read My Mind If You Can't Read Period?

Claire Bennet: She Can't Get Hurt, No Matter How Many Times You Punch Her In The Face

Hiro Nakamura: Japanese Geekboy

Peter Petrelli: Guy Who Can't Fly A.K.A Asshole From Gilmore Girls

From Hero to Zero: The Cancellation Thread

Mutant X Is Better: Unpopular Opinions

Mysterious Figure Saves Kids: Heroes In The Media

Naughty Webcam: The Meet Market

Edited by jayseyfield, Jul 30, 2006 @ 12:11 AM.


Moya the Leviathan

Moya the Leviathan

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Posted Jul 26, 2006 @ 2:26 PM

Eureka -- General Gabbery

It's Greek to Me: Quantum mechanics and other scientific queries

Clones Everywhere: Cast sightings in other shows

Ron Popeil Presents: Gizmos, gadgets and product placement on Eureka

Section 5 Clearance Necessary: The spoilers thread





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Posted Jul 30, 2006 @ 12:09 AM

Who Wants To Be a Superhero?

Major Victory: The Big Red Weiner

Levity: Three for Five Dollars!

Iron Enforcer: Big Gun & Uneven Moobs

Fat Momma: Fighting Crime, Biting Cruellars

Nitro G(ee I'm A Tiny Man!)

Stan Lee: He Actually Owns "Excelsior!"

"Who Knew I'd Be Allergic To Spandex?!?" The Audition Thread

Eht Reliops Dearht Rof Srotiart





Posted Jul 30, 2006 @ 12:12 AM

Who Wants To Be a Superhero?

The Superhero of Sprint's Dreams?: Cellphone Girl


AC: Aqualad

Eva: Platonic Best Friend In A Bikini

Rachel: Top Gun Batchica

Eva's Dive Bar: The Meet Market

Nadia: Scaly Bitch

Edited by jayseyfield, Jul 30, 2006 @ 4:44 AM.





Posted Jul 31, 2006 @ 4:22 PM

Friday Night Lights

Jason & Lyla: Should They Go For It Or Just Punt?

Quarterback Sack: The Anti-Jason/Lyla League

2 Minute Drill: Tyra & Tim

Roughing The Passer: The Friday Night Lights Hate Thread

Quarterback Bootleg: The Illegal Downloading & Tape Swaping Thread

Cover 2: The Friday Night Lights Romance & Relationship Thread

Calling An Audible: The Music of Friday Night Lights

Tight End: The HoYay Thread

Edited by jayseyfield, Aug 3, 2006 @ 12:41 AM.





Posted Aug 6, 2006 @ 11:04 PM

Standoff: Because Hostage Negotiations Are So Romantic!

Brothers & Sisters: McBeal Returns





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Posted Aug 9, 2006 @ 8:53 PM

More threads for Last Comic Standing

Josh Blue: Hey, Did You Know He Has Cerebal Palsy?

Stella: Hey, Did You Know She's Pregnant?

Roz: Hey, Did You Know She Don't Got Jokes, But She Got Problems?

Chris Porter: Peace & Love & The Downward Spiral

Michelle Ballen: Did You Know She's An Old Lesbian?

Josh Gay: Loudest Heterosexual Ever

Gabriel Iglesias: The Cousin Enrique Never Talks About

Anthony Clark: Let Him Know...He Sucks!!!!!!!!





Posted Aug 11, 2006 @ 10:36 PM

Don't forget about...

Ty Barnett: Who? The Anonymous Funny One

April Macie: Bonnie McFarlane's Orange Sister

Rebecca: Kicking Her Way Through Bad Fashion and Worse Comedy

and of course

Theo Von: The Downside to Having An Internet Vote





Posted Aug 14, 2006 @ 1:24 PM

Resue Me

He's Gotta Have A Unicorn Penis- Tommy Gavin

Gavins are like potato chips, ya can't eat just one- Janet

I'm not gay, I'm just needy- Probie

I'm not stupid, I'm just... wait, what was the question? - Sean

I'm not slutty, I'm- alright, I'm slutty, I'll give you that- Franco

The joke is that my life is shit- Kenny

It was so totally rape- The Hate Thread

Avatar: The Last Airbender

Bald is Beautiful- Aang

It's not magic. It's Water Bending- Katara

So he's a bison? And he flies with his...tail? - Appa

Even in this world we can't escape the Emo- Zuko

I'm just a guy... with a boomerang- Sokka

Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch moan- The Toph Thread

The Scooby to Sokka's Shaggy- Momo

she's crazy, and she needs to go down. - Azula

He'll whup you, after this nice refreshing cup of tea- Uncle Iroh

I wish they had ice cream benders- The Bending Thread




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Posted Aug 18, 2006 @ 8:40 AM

A Few Threads for Numb3rs

Some Hot Women Can Act: Navi Rawat
Some Hot Women Can't Act: Diane Farr
The Gentile of the Family: The Don Eppes Thread
Maybe Charlie Will Use Math? - Speculations
Wealthy College Professors - and other Nitpicks
The Killer is a Federal Agent - Spoilers Section
Parallel Non-Euclidian Lines - The Meet Market