Imaginary Thread Titles
Posted May 26, 2006 @ 7:09 AM
"He's not a robot! And that's NOT AN APRON!": Nitpicks and Factual Errors
Posted May 28, 2006 @ 12:02 AM
Takeshi: The Hero. No, Really.
Liz: Butch Girlfighter
Amy: The Cat Whisperer
Luca: Fooly Kitty
Andrei: Rocket's Bored Glare
Rivers: Cram It, Blondie
Haley Joel, Ana Lucia and Spike: Voice Actors
Team Velshtein: Best of the Best of the Best of the Best
Team Sledge Mamma: Speakin' of Mammas, They Screwed Yours
The Shell Crack'd: Team Black Egg
Team Edgeraid: Every Day Is a Dog Day
Team Skylark: The One That's All Chicks
Team White Snow: Don't Pee On Me
EVEN BENJAMIN BRIGHT'S THREAD IS THIS LOUD!!!!!
Posted May 28, 2006 @ 12:16 AM
- Lines you'll never hear on Notes from the Underbelly
"I don't care if I'm pregnant, I'm still going to smoke."
- Lamaze Class: The Meet Market
- Abortion: The Cancellation Watch
- Switched at Birth: Comparisons to Other Shows
- Woman in Wyoming Gives Birth to 8 Babies: Notes from the Underbelly in the Media
Edited by jayseyfield, May 28, 2006 @ 12:22 AM.
Posted May 29, 2006 @ 12:36 AM
Huey Freeman: Fighting Whitey Since 1999
Riley Freeman: Thinks You're Gay And a Punk
Robert Jebidiah "Grandad" Freeman: Has a Belt, Not Afraid To Use It
Ruckus: Thank God He Ain't Your Uncle
Tom DuBois: Not a Fan Of Anal Rape
Ed Wuncler: Whitey McHonkeyton
Ed Wuncler III: Wigga, Please!
Hangin' At Timid Deer Lane: The Meet Market
"Have You Tried Beating His Ass?" Memorable Quotes
Boondocks FAQ: "Why Did The Builder Refuse The Stone?"
Aaron MacGruder: Less Subtle Than 10,000 Falling Anvils
Caeser, Jolly Jenkins, A Man For Condoleeza: Season 2 Wishlist
Edited by Lantern7, May 29, 2006 @ 12:37 AM.
Posted May 29, 2006 @ 7:45 AM
Gin Rummy: The Smart One. No, Really.
Jazmine: Sellin' Out for a Pony
Edited by HelenaHandbasket, May 29, 2006 @ 7:46 AM.
Posted May 29, 2006 @ 11:06 AM
Kami House: The Meet Market
"I love Funimation!": Unpopular Opinions
"Dear Akira Toriyama": Letters to the Creator
"Vegeta's a Super Saiyan Too!": Spoilers
Vegeta: Saiyan Asshole
Goku: Universe's most powerful warrior and asshat
Lines That Will Never be Said on Dragonball Z
In that same vain:
Garlic Jr: You annoying little pest!
The Dead Zone: the bitterness thread
ChiChi: Warrior, housewife, harpy.
Posted May 31, 2006 @ 12:07 AM
Dat Phan: Hey, Did You Know He's Vietnamese?
Ralphie May: Hey, Did You Know He's Fat And From Da Hood?
Ant: Hey, Did You Know He's Gay?
Tammy Piscatelli: Hey, Did You Know She's Italian?
Bonnie McFarlane: Hey, Did You Know She's Not Funny?
Tess: Hey, Did You Know She's Big, Black and Beautiful?
Corey Holcomb: Hey, Did You Know He Has Two 12-Year-Old Sons, And They Ain't Twins?
Jay London: Just Die, Already!
John Hefferon: Wait, He Won? Really?
Alonzo Bodden: Only Guy On "Best Week Ever" Not Trying Hard
Rich Vos: America's Favorite Scumbag
Dave Mordal: First In Our Hearts
Rob "Bobert" Cantrell: All Hail The Semicolon!
Jay Mohr: Reduced To Cola Commercials
Bil Dwyer: "Extreme Dodgeball" Was His High Point
Theo Von(kurnatowski): Still Lusting After James, Dude
Doug Benson Better Give Us Some Juicy Info, Dammit
Posted Jun 8, 2006 @ 4:12 AM
- Quarterback Rating: Scheduling & Ratings
- The Booster Club: Reasons We Love This Show
- Permian Tribune: Friday Night Lights in the Media
- Pep Rally: The Meet Market
- Lines You'll Never Hear On Friday Night Lights
Lyla: Jason I would love you even if you weren't the star Quarterback. NOT!
Edited by jayseyfield, Jun 8, 2006 @ 4:13 AM.
Posted Jun 28, 2006 @ 2:40 PM
- "SHUT THE F*** UP YOU, YOU F***ING DONKEY!": The Quotes Thread
- Shut it down!: Announcements and Notes from the Moderator
- Virginia: Miss Me......
- "Don't Crawl Up My Ass Like a Hemmroid": Sara
- Sweaty Tom
- Mophead: Giacomo
- "Oh Come on!": Ratings and Scheduling
- Heather: "I'm not your wife, I'm not your girlfriend-"
- Garett: "You women have dinner for us men ready when we get back"
- Chef Gordon Ramsey: "MOVE YOUR ASS!"
Edited by jayseyfield, Jun 28, 2006 @ 2:48 PM.
Posted Jul 2, 2006 @ 10:08 PM
Posted Jul 3, 2006 @ 8:48 AM
Alan Shore: He'll Bring This Firm Down, Too
Denny Crane: "Denny Crane!"
Brad Chase: The Whole Package
Shirley Schmidt: Worth the Salaries of At Least Three Legal Bimbos Put Together
Paul Lewiston: Doing Thankless Jobs Since 1970
On the Balcony: The Meet Market
We Object: The Bitterness Thread
Objection Overruled: The Love Thread
Let The Record Show: Great Quotes
The Higher Court: Legal Nitpicks and Procedural Questions
Posted Jul 4, 2006 @ 4:38 AM
"Mullets are sexy!": Unpopular Opinions
No dignity under this rock, check the next one! The Wild Hanlons
We've all been Fogeled: The Bitterness Thread
Geniuses: We'll take their word for it
Josh Hanlon can't be related to those guys: Nitpicks and Questions
Posted Jul 5, 2006 @ 4:17 PM
Arrogance Personified: Bobby Donnell
"You Can't Take this Case!": Jimmy Berluti
Not an Angry Black Man: Eugene Young
Instant Law Degree: Rebecca Washington
Still in Peril: Lindsay Dole
Queen Bitch Killer Bee: Helen Gamble
Don't Shout at Her, Ever: Ellenor Frutt
Just Sitting There Idle Telling the Lawyers Her Worthless Opinion: Lucy Hatcher
"If she were any more boring, she'd be an ADA": Jamie Stinger
Short, sexy, and creepy (respectively): The ADAs Thread
He Embezzled, Allegedly: Alan Shore
Hot and Necessary: Tara Wilson
She's The Kind that Scratches: Judge Roberta "Kitty" Kittleson
Ms. Snark: Judge Zoey Hiller
"Cockroach Fonz, Henry Gale the Serial Killer, Dan Fielding the Repeat Offender, and Sharon Stone as Herself (presumably)": The Guest Star Thread
Posted Jul 7, 2006 @ 1:19 AM
Ha, that's good. I'd pick "Sperm Magnet" as an alternate choice.
"If she were any more boring, she'd be an ADA": Jamie Stinger
Friday Night Lights
Tyra Collette: The Town Vixen
Tyra Collette: She Leads the Town in Boy Interceptions
Quarterback Dating: Jason & Lyla
"A Quarterback and a Cheerleader walk into a Bar....": Jason & Lyla
Matt Sachren: Poor Man's Tom Brady
Matt Sachren: "Sometimes I hold extra points........."
"Street is Picked Off!": Spoilers
Brian "Smash" Williams: "I'm Gonna Bust Up Paris Hilton's Marriage!"
"Clears Eyes Full Hearts Can't Lose": Favorite Quotes
Rewriting the Playbook: Friday Night Lights Fanfiction
Flag on the Play!: Friday Night Lights Bitterness Thread
Friday Night Lights Book/Movie/Television Comparisons
Nielsen Blitz: Ratings and Scheduling
Dream Recruiting: Who Do You Want To See On FNL?
Edited by jayseyfield, Jul 7, 2006 @ 1:40 AM.
Posted Jul 11, 2006 @ 4:40 PM
Dean Venture: The "Smart One"
Hank Venture: The "Tough One"
Dr. Thaddeus "Rusty" Venture: Pill-Poppin' Poppa
Brock Sampson: Half Swedish, Quarter Polish, Quarter Winnebago!
The Monarch: Too Girly To Be Raped In Prison (feel free to improve on that)
Dr. Girlfriend: No Scars Down There? Really?!?
Baron Underbite: Poor Man's Doctor Doom
Molotov Cocktease: Name Says It All
Doctor Byron Orpheus: "What If Dr. Strange Was A Family Man?"
Season One: Twisted Testes, Yard Sales and MECHA-SHIVA!!!
"No Way!!!!" Best Moments
Brock Vs. Puddy & Joe Swanson: Dream Fights
Edited by Lantern7, Jul 11, 2006 @ 4:40 PM.
Posted Jul 15, 2006 @ 3:49 AM
Kyle: He Got No Bellybutton
Lori Traeger: Sour Patch Bitch
Josh Traeger: Horny Kid
Amanda Bloom: Piano Girl
Nicole Traeger: Inappropriatley Dressed Mom
Stephen Traeger: UPS Guy From Legally Blond
Shut Up Declan: The Declan Thread
"Yo, Juice Me!": Memorable Quotes
Posted Jul 22, 2006 @ 5:17 AM
Sweet Dee: She Will Eat Your Babies Bitch!
Posted Jul 22, 2006 @ 10:46 AM
It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia
Sweet Dee: She Will Eat Your Babies Bitch!
Charlie: OHMYGOD! I WILLSMASHYOURFACEINTOAJELLY!
Posted Jul 25, 2006 @ 5:38 AM
We Live Here Now: The Meet Market
$100 if You Don't Print That: Studio 60 in the Media
Vests, Suits and Trench Coats, OHMY: The Profiler Fashion
The Command Center: The Meet Market
VCTF's Most Wanted: Fantasy Casting
Be Watching: Ratings and Scheduling
"True Love": Sam and Bailey
Perfection: Bailey Malone
He Sees You: Jack-of-All-Trades
Two Handfuls: Sam Waters
No Hair Cuts, All Chewing Gum: Nick 'Coop' Cooper
Short Stop Wannabe: George Fraley
Posted Jul 26, 2006 @ 1:23 AM
How Much Crack Did Sorkin Smoke Before Writing This?!: Studio 60 Hate Thread
Jordan McDeere: President of the NBS Network -- She Slept Her Way To The Top
Danny Tripp: Movie Director/Drug Addict
Jack Rudolph: "*Ugh*, Shut up"
So Chandler Is In This Right?: The Newbie Thread
30 Rock Is Much Better: Unpopular Opinions
On The Bubble: The Cancellation Thread
Sorkinites Unite: The Meet Market
Niki Sanders: Stripper Mom With A Heart Of Gold
Matt Parkman: How Can You Read My Mind If You Can't Read Period?
Claire Bennet: She Can't Get Hurt, No Matter How Many Times You Punch Her In The Face
Hiro Nakamura: Japanese Geekboy
Peter Petrelli: Guy Who Can't Fly A.K.A Asshole From Gilmore Girls
From Hero to Zero: The Cancellation Thread
Mutant X Is Better: Unpopular Opinions
Mysterious Figure Saves Kids: Heroes In The Media
Naughty Webcam: The Meet Market
Edited by jayseyfield, Jul 30, 2006 @ 12:11 AM.
Posted Jul 26, 2006 @ 2:26 PM
It's Greek to Me: Quantum mechanics and other scientific queries
Clones Everywhere: Cast sightings in other shows
Ron Popeil Presents: Gizmos, gadgets and product placement on Eureka
Section 5 Clearance Necessary: The spoilers thread
Posted Jul 30, 2006 @ 12:09 AM
Major Victory: The Big Red Weiner
Levity: Three for Five Dollars!
Iron Enforcer: Big Gun & Uneven Moobs
Fat Momma: Fighting Crime, Biting Cruellars
Nitro G(ee I'm A Tiny Man!)
Stan Lee: He Actually Owns "Excelsior!"
"Who Knew I'd Be Allergic To Spandex?!?" The Audition Thread
Eht Reliops Dearht Rof Srotiart
Posted Jul 30, 2006 @ 12:12 AM
Who Wants To Be a Superhero?
The Superhero of Sprint's Dreams?: Cellphone Girl
Eva: Platonic Best Friend In A Bikini
Rachel: Top Gun Batchica
Eva's Dive Bar: The Meet Market
Nadia: Scaly Bitch
Edited by jayseyfield, Jul 30, 2006 @ 4:44 AM.
Posted Jul 31, 2006 @ 4:22 PM
Jason & Lyla: Should They Go For It Or Just Punt?
Quarterback Sack: The Anti-Jason/Lyla League
2 Minute Drill: Tyra & Tim
Roughing The Passer: The Friday Night Lights Hate Thread
Quarterback Bootleg: The Illegal Downloading & Tape Swaping Thread
Cover 2: The Friday Night Lights Romance & Relationship Thread
Calling An Audible: The Music of Friday Night Lights
Tight End: The HoYay Thread
Edited by jayseyfield, Aug 3, 2006 @ 12:41 AM.
Posted Aug 6, 2006 @ 11:04 PM
Brothers & Sisters: McBeal Returns
Posted Aug 9, 2006 @ 8:53 PM
Josh Blue: Hey, Did You Know He Has Cerebal Palsy?
Stella: Hey, Did You Know She's Pregnant?
Roz: Hey, Did You Know She Don't Got Jokes, But She Got Problems?
Chris Porter: Peace & Love & The Downward Spiral
Michelle Ballen: Did You Know She's An Old Lesbian?
Josh Gay: Loudest Heterosexual Ever
Gabriel Iglesias: The Cousin Enrique Never Talks About
Anthony Clark: Let Him Know...He Sucks!!!!!!!!
Posted Aug 11, 2006 @ 10:36 PM
Ty Barnett: Who? The Anonymous Funny One
April Macie: Bonnie McFarlane's Orange Sister
Rebecca: Kicking Her Way Through Bad Fashion and Worse Comedy
and of course
Theo Von: The Downside to Having An Internet Vote
Posted Aug 14, 2006 @ 1:24 PM
He's Gotta Have A Unicorn Penis- Tommy Gavin
Gavins are like potato chips, ya can't eat just one- Janet
I'm not gay, I'm just needy- Probie
I'm not stupid, I'm just... wait, what was the question? - Sean
I'm not slutty, I'm- alright, I'm slutty, I'll give you that- Franco
The joke is that my life is shit- Kenny
It was so totally rape- The Hate Thread
Avatar: The Last Airbender
Bald is Beautiful- Aang
It's not magic. It's Water Bending- Katara
So he's a bison? And he flies with his...tail? - Appa
Even in this world we can't escape the Emo- Zuko
I'm just a guy... with a boomerang- Sokka
Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch moan- The Toph Thread
The Scooby to Sokka's Shaggy- Momo
she's crazy, and she needs to go down. - Azula
He'll whup you, after this nice refreshing cup of tea- Uncle Iroh
I wish they had ice cream benders- The Bending Thread
Posted Aug 18, 2006 @ 8:40 AM
Some Hot Women Can Act: Navi Rawat
Some Hot Women Can't Act: Diane Farr
The Gentile of the Family: The Don Eppes Thread
Maybe Charlie Will Use Math? - Speculations
Wealthy College Professors - and other Nitpicks
The Killer is a Federal Agent - Spoilers Section
Parallel Non-Euclidian Lines - The Meet Market