A lot of shows don't have the multiple thread format, so this is the place to write what you would hypothetically title the various common thread subjects you otherwise would not get to for your favorite shows. So you wouldn't be actually creating these threads, you're just doing it for fun.
Note: This is not a place to suggest a thread name change or a new thread to the Mods.
I'll start it off.
Dragonball Z
Kami House: The Meet Market
"I love Funimation!": Unpopular Opinions
"Dear Akira Toriyama": Letters to the Creator
"Vegeta's a Super Saiyan Too!": Spoilers
Vegeta: Saiyan Asshole
Goku: Universe's most powerful warrior and asshat
Lines That Will Never be Said on Dragonball Z
Imaginary Thread Titles
Started by
jayseyfield
, May 05 2006 11:10 PM
117 replies to this topic
#1
Posted May 5, 2006 @ 11:10 PM
#2
Posted May 8, 2006 @ 8:59 AM
In my dream world if Numb3rs had multiple threads I would have a hard time deciding if I should have a "Don Eppes and his Jeans of Justice" thread or "The Jeans of Justice: Fashion on Numb3rs" thread. Heck, I like the Jeans of Justice so much maybe I would have both. ;)
#3
Posted May 8, 2006 @ 6:21 PM
In my dream world, if Numb3rs had multiple threads, it would be required that all e's would be replaced by 3's: Don 3pp3s and his J3ans of Justic3.
#4
Posted May 9, 2006 @ 2:29 AM
Seinfeld
"Not that there's anything wrong with that": Unpopular Opinions
Elaine Bennes: GET OUT!
Uncle Leo: Hello!
"They're Real and They're Spectacular!": The Quotes Thread
Frasier
The Fleet is in: Roz Doyle
Moon Love: Daphne & Niles
"This Sucks! This is Total BS!": The Bitterness Thread
Happy Brothers Restaurant: The Meet Market
Full House
Michelle "Bitchelle" Tanner
Stephanie "How Rude!" Tanner
Creepy Guy who lives in the basement: Joey
The Today Show
Shut Up Katie
Al Roker: Jolly Weatherman
Where in this thread is Matt Lauer?
The View
Star "Zilla" Jones
Elisabeth "Bitsy" Hasslebeck
"Not that there's anything wrong with that": Unpopular Opinions
Elaine Bennes: GET OUT!
Uncle Leo: Hello!
"They're Real and They're Spectacular!": The Quotes Thread
Frasier
The Fleet is in: Roz Doyle
Moon Love: Daphne & Niles
"This Sucks! This is Total BS!": The Bitterness Thread
Happy Brothers Restaurant: The Meet Market
Full House
Michelle "Bitchelle" Tanner
Stephanie "How Rude!" Tanner
Creepy Guy who lives in the basement: Joey
The Today Show
Shut Up Katie
Al Roker: Jolly Weatherman
Where in this thread is Matt Lauer?
The View
Star "Zilla" Jones
Elisabeth "Bitsy" Hasslebeck
Edited by jayseyfield, May 9, 2006 @ 2:42 AM.
#5
Posted May 9, 2006 @ 1:22 PM
South Park
Aw, Hamburgers! The Butters Thread
Eric Cartman: Respect His Authoritah
What What What?! Most Outragious Moments
Oh My God! The Kenny Thread
ETA: "Disinegration Is The Best Album Ever" Music On South Park
Aw, Hamburgers! The Butters Thread
Eric Cartman: Respect His Authoritah
What What What?! Most Outragious Moments
Oh My God! The Kenny Thread
ETA: "Disinegration Is The Best Album Ever" Music On South Park
Edited by Videostar, May 14, 2006 @ 11:07 AM.
#6
Posted May 9, 2006 @ 1:30 PM
To add to South Park:
"Kick the Baby: The Ike Thread"
"Mrs Cartman:Essen Meine Scheisse"
or is that one really too revolting?
"Kick the Baby: The Ike Thread"
"Mrs Cartman:Essen Meine Scheisse"
or is that one really too revolting?
Edited by Jane in Vain, May 9, 2006 @ 1:32 PM.
#7
Posted May 9, 2006 @ 2:32 PM
Neon Genesis Evangelion
Rei's Anatomy: Censored Moments
EVA 01 vs. Eva Longoria: Comparisons to Other Shows
Bones
Temperance Brennan: "I don't know what that means."
NBA
Shut Up Kobe: The Kobe Bryant Thread
"Dear David.....": Letters to the Commish
"Isiah Thomas is a genius!": Unpopular Opinions
"Another Laker Game?! WTF?!": Ratings and Scheduling
Rei's Anatomy: Censored Moments
EVA 01 vs. Eva Longoria: Comparisons to Other Shows
Bones
Temperance Brennan: "I don't know what that means."
NBA
Shut Up Kobe: The Kobe Bryant Thread
"Dear David.....": Letters to the Commish
"Isiah Thomas is a genius!": Unpopular Opinions
"Another Laker Game?! WTF?!": Ratings and Scheduling
Edited by jayseyfield, May 9, 2006 @ 2:40 PM.
#8
Posted May 11, 2006 @ 11:20 PM
Little House on the Prairie
The SibYay Loft: The Meet Market
"For Heaven's Sake!": Harriet Oleson
Creepy Old Men, Raping Mimes and other Tertiary Friends
Little Popcorn on the Prairie: Ma & Pa
The SibYay Loft: The Meet Market
"For Heaven's Sake!": Harriet Oleson
Creepy Old Men, Raping Mimes and other Tertiary Friends
Little Popcorn on the Prairie: Ma & Pa
#9
Posted May 12, 2006 @ 9:30 AM
Shouldn't that be Les Frères Heureux? Because it's homey, but just hard enough to pronounce (and spell) to intimidate the riff-raff!Frasier
Happy Brothers Restaurant: The Meet Market
#10
Posted May 13, 2006 @ 1:46 AM
It's funny, that's exactly the reason I used the english version. I was intimidated to spell it, I guess I'm riff-raff......Shouldn't that be Les Frères Heureux? Because it's homey, but just hard enough to pronounce (and spell) to intimidate the riff-raff!
Smallville (Even though they have the forum they don't have the creative titles)
Chloe: She's not Lois Lane. Really!
Lana: The Pink Squirrel
Clark: The BDA (Big Dumb Alien)
Pete: Yeah!!!!
Lois: She's not a stripper. Really!
Rurouni Kenshin
Kenshin: Oro!
Kaoru: The Rose of Swordsmanship
Sanosuke: Bad!
Saitou Hajime: Slay. Evil. Immediatley!
Shishio Makoto: The Flesh of the Weak is Food for the Strong
Shinomori Aoshi: The Okashira
Misao: Weasel Girl
Yahiko: Boy Samurai
Soujiro: The Tenken
Usui: Blind Killer
Gein: Puppeteer of Death
Akabeko: The Meet Market
"Hiten Mitsurugi Ryu!!!": The Swordsmanship of Rurouni Kenshin
"I Hated the Kyoto Story Arc!": Unpopular Opinions
Kaoru is Alive!!: Spoilers
Edited by jayseyfield, May 13, 2006 @ 1:50 AM.
#11
Posted May 13, 2006 @ 1:57 AM
Veronica Mars
"Overrated!" -- Unpopular Opinions
7th Heaven
"Why in the hell is this show still on the air?" -- Unpopular Opinions
Gilmore Girls
See above.
"Overrated!" -- Unpopular Opinions
7th Heaven
"Why in the hell is this show still on the air?" -- Unpopular Opinions
Gilmore Girls
See above.
#12
Posted May 13, 2006 @ 1:40 PM
Heh, but reading the consensus in the show thread (and generally a consensus from every single smart tv watcher), I think:7th Heaven
"Why in the hell is this show still on the air?" -- Unpopular Opinions
"This is the best show on TV!" -- Unpopular Opinions
is better suited for 7H
My Name Is Earl
"Oh Snap!": Joy Thread
"Trailer Park Avenue": The Meet Market
"What Year Is This?": Location, Location, Location
"Karma Sucks!": Unpopular Opinions
#13
Posted May 13, 2006 @ 5:31 PM
"Rei's Anatomy." Good one, jayseyfield.
Yu-Gi-Oh
Seto Kaiba: I'm a Vengeanceholic!
Joey Wheeler: On a Short Leash Riding the Short Bus
Tea Gardner: Stop! Friendship Time!
US vs. Japan: "Anzu Is a Dragon Now??!?"
Pegasus: Bad Touch, Bad Touch, Bad Touch...
Bakura: Evil's Number One Bitch
Duke Devlin: Roll The Dice
Marik: Veins Ahoy!
Mokuba: Natural Born Hostage
Noah Arc: A Robot And a Penguin Walk Up To The Bar...
Yu-Gi-Oh
Seto Kaiba: I'm a Vengeanceholic!
Joey Wheeler: On a Short Leash Riding the Short Bus
Tea Gardner: Stop! Friendship Time!
US vs. Japan: "Anzu Is a Dragon Now??!?"
Pegasus: Bad Touch, Bad Touch, Bad Touch...
Bakura: Evil's Number One Bitch
Duke Devlin: Roll The Dice
Marik: Veins Ahoy!
Mokuba: Natural Born Hostage
Noah Arc: A Robot And a Penguin Walk Up To The Bar...
#14
Posted May 13, 2006 @ 11:44 PM
Silver Surfer (Fox Kids Cartoon)
Galactus: Sorry, A "Hungry Man" ain't gonna cut it
The Watcher: Like "Rear Window", only balder
Thanos: Moved on from Goth Chicks to the Real Thing
Kree/Skrull Empires: Gave Peace a Chance. Boring
Cheaters
Ugh, they live HERE?!?!?! (Spotting Yr Hometown landmarks on the show)
Joey: He's all Greco to me
Paintballs and Tazers and Knives. Oh MY! (Show Weaponry)
Gomez, what'cha got? (True life tales of private eyes)
I don't see a ring on that finger (The Meet Market)
Galactus: Sorry, A "Hungry Man" ain't gonna cut it
The Watcher: Like "Rear Window", only balder
Thanos: Moved on from Goth Chicks to the Real Thing
Kree/Skrull Empires: Gave Peace a Chance. Boring
Cheaters
Ugh, they live HERE?!?!?! (Spotting Yr Hometown landmarks on the show)
Joey: He's all Greco to me
Paintballs and Tazers and Knives. Oh MY! (Show Weaponry)
Gomez, what'cha got? (True life tales of private eyes)
I don't see a ring on that finger (The Meet Market)
#15
Posted May 14, 2006 @ 2:22 PM
NFL
"~Dah-dah-dah-dah-dah~ This is the thready, of a man named Brady!": Tom Brady
"IT'S A FUMBLE!!!": NFL's Best Calls
Luxury Suite: The Meet Market
Ben Roethlisberger: Big Ben
Samoan Headhunter: Troy Polamalu
*Drool*: The Cheerleaders
Peyton Manning: Cut that Meat!
3-4 vs Cover 2: NFL Strategery
Bill Belichick: Genius Asshole
The Steel Curtain: Best Nicknames
Terrell Owens: ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
"~Dah-dah-dah-dah-dah~ This is the thready, of a man named Brady!": Tom Brady
"IT'S A FUMBLE!!!": NFL's Best Calls
Luxury Suite: The Meet Market
Ben Roethlisberger: Big Ben
Samoan Headhunter: Troy Polamalu
*Drool*: The Cheerleaders
Peyton Manning: Cut that Meat!
3-4 vs Cover 2: NFL Strategery
Bill Belichick: Genius Asshole
The Steel Curtain: Best Nicknames
Terrell Owens: ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
#16
Posted May 14, 2006 @ 6:11 PM
sorry
Edited by dcalley, May 14, 2006 @ 8:51 PM.
#17
Posted May 15, 2006 @ 3:10 PM
Or Sports: More Fucking Playoffs Messing with my TNT"Another Laker Game?! WTF?!": Ratings and Scheduling
There would be mulitple threads and Recaps for Nip/Tuck.
Under the Knife: Meet Market
Julian McMahon: That's Hot
Julia McNamara: The Shrew Not Tamed (I like Julia, but know this would go over well with the discussions)
Sean McNamara: Seething Rage Just Below the Surface of Hotness
Kimber Henry: The Carver made me do it
Matt McNamara: No, I don't own Neverland Ranch
Ava Moore: She used to be a man, baby
Adrian Moore: Too Young & Hot To Die
Nurse Judy: What the Fuck is going on here?
Tell Me What You Don't Like About Yourself: N/T in the Media
Annie McNamara: Who?
Fluffy the Gerbil: RIP
And on....
#18
Posted May 16, 2006 @ 12:54 PM
Deal or No Deal
OMG! Shut the hell up with the fake drama!: The Howie thread
OMG! Shut the hell up and pick a damn number!: The contestant thread
OMG! Shut the hell up and open the damn case!: The model thread
OMG! This show moves so quickly!: Unpopular opinions thread
OMG! Shut the hell up with the fake drama!: The Howie thread
OMG! Shut the hell up and pick a damn number!: The contestant thread
OMG! Shut the hell up and open the damn case!: The model thread
OMG! This show moves so quickly!: Unpopular opinions thread
#19
Posted May 17, 2006 @ 2:27 AM
Friday Night Lights
Eric Taylor: Coach Hardass
Tami Taylor: "Come to Bed Already"
Julie Taylor: The Coach's Daughter -- Off Limits
Jason Street: Jocko Quarterback
Brian Williams: The Battering Ram
Lyla Garrity: Head Cheerleading Skank
Matt Saracen: "Will I Ever Get To Play?"
Eric Taylor: Coach Hardass
Tami Taylor: "Come to Bed Already"
Julie Taylor: The Coach's Daughter -- Off Limits
Jason Street: Jocko Quarterback
Brian Williams: The Battering Ram
Lyla Garrity: Head Cheerleading Skank
Matt Saracen: "Will I Ever Get To Play?"
#20
Posted May 17, 2006 @ 2:56 PM
Justice League
Question: "Thirty-TWO Flavors!!"
Hawkgirl: [Inaudble Yelling]
Batman: The First, The Best
So Help Us Grodd: Gorilla City's Baddest
Green Arrow: Hard-Travelling Hero
Superman: No Lana? No Problem!
JL in Comics: Trying Not To Ruin The Surprises
X-Play
When Crackmonkeys Attack: G4 Interference
Adam Sessler: Not a Tool, Plays One On TV
Gamer Girl Next Door: Mooooorgan Webb
Cable Cars and Floating Trenchcoat Guy: Memories of San Francisco
"More Like WHORGAN Webb!" Unpopular Opinions
Drunk Link: ZEEEEELLLDDDAAA!
Ratty Handpuppet: "I'm a Puppet, I Can't Even Poop"
Bob & Steve: Splinter Cells/Donkey Porkers
"What If It Snowed In San Francisco?" Favorite Quotes
Question: "Thirty-TWO Flavors!!"
Hawkgirl: [Inaudble Yelling]
Batman: The First, The Best
So Help Us Grodd: Gorilla City's Baddest
Green Arrow: Hard-Travelling Hero
Superman: No Lana? No Problem!
JL in Comics: Trying Not To Ruin The Surprises
X-Play
When Crackmonkeys Attack: G4 Interference
Adam Sessler: Not a Tool, Plays One On TV
Gamer Girl Next Door: Mooooorgan Webb
Cable Cars and Floating Trenchcoat Guy: Memories of San Francisco
"More Like WHORGAN Webb!" Unpopular Opinions
Drunk Link: ZEEEEELLLDDDAAA!
Ratty Handpuppet: "I'm a Puppet, I Can't Even Poop"
Bob & Steve: Splinter Cells/Donkey Porkers
"What If It Snowed In San Francisco?" Favorite Quotes
Edited by Lantern7, May 17, 2006 @ 4:12 PM.
#21
Posted May 17, 2006 @ 7:17 PM
Bill Belichick: Genius Asshole
BWAH! jayseyfield, will you marry me?
#22
Posted May 17, 2006 @ 8:39 PM
Just one addendum to Lantern7 Justice League (Unlimited):
Guest Stars of JLU: They're Not All Whedonverse Actors, I Swear!
Guest Stars of JLU: They're Not All Whedonverse Actors, I Swear!
#23
Posted May 18, 2006 @ 7:10 PM
Homicide: Life on the Street
"Where God builds the church, the Devil builds his chapel": Detective Frank Pembleton
"Gee!": Lt. Al Girardello
"We'll always have Paris"-Lt./Captain/Detective Russert
Lunch Bandits and other Badgers: Detective Gaffney
The Italian Sausage: Detective Crossetti
"Where God builds the church, the Devil builds his chapel": Detective Frank Pembleton
"Gee!": Lt. Al Girardello
"We'll always have Paris"-Lt./Captain/Detective Russert
Lunch Bandits and other Badgers: Detective Gaffney
The Italian Sausage: Detective Crossetti
Edited by Corcat, May 18, 2006 @ 7:11 PM.
#24
Posted May 19, 2006 @ 12:58 AM
Pardon the Interrupton
Tony Kornheiser: That's It! He Wins!
Michael Wilbon: Bald is Beautiful
Tony Reali: Snarky, Sexy Stat Boy
"We Win...When We Play...Trampoline Bear!" Running Gags
So LeBatarded: Guest Hosts
Over/Under: You Push, You Wear a Purse
Mail Time: Unca Tony Hates You
Listen Up: TK Costanza? Wilybuns Huxtable?!?
Food Chain: My List Is Unstopable
Role Play: Safety Word is "Dap"
See Mike and the Tonies At The Hot Tub: The Meet Market
Tony Kornheiser: That's It! He Wins!
Michael Wilbon: Bald is Beautiful
Tony Reali: Snarky, Sexy Stat Boy
"We Win...When We Play...Trampoline Bear!" Running Gags
So LeBatarded: Guest Hosts
Over/Under: You Push, You Wear a Purse
Mail Time: Unca Tony Hates You
Listen Up: TK Costanza? Wilybuns Huxtable?!?
Food Chain: My List Is Unstopable
Role Play: Safety Word is "Dap"
See Mike and the Tonies At The Hot Tub: The Meet Market
#25
Posted May 20, 2006 @ 1:19 AM
Sure!BWAH! jayseyfield, will you marry me?
World Cup
"My Country Kicks Your Countries Ass!!!": The Trash Talk Thread
Azteca Stadium: The Meet Market
Soccer is Boring: Unpopular Opinions
Red Card: The Dirty Play Thread
GOOOOAAAALLLLLL!!!: Best Moments
Edited by jayseyfield, May 20, 2006 @ 1:21 AM.
#26
Posted May 20, 2006 @ 11:25 PM
Fullmetal Alchemist
Ed Elric: Don't Call Him Pipsqueak! He'll Kill You!!
Alphonse Elric: Fuller and More Metallic
Winry: Beware the Wrench of Retribution
Roy Mustang: C'mon Baby, Light His Fire
Hughes: 10,000 Pictures of His Daughter And Counting...
R-To-The-Iza: Hawkeye
Armstrong: Sparkle Sparkle!
Moofy: Wrathful Lil Bastard
Izumi: One Day To A Slimmer Body!
Furher Bradley: Takes Pride In His Work
Gluttony: Eat the Rich...And the Poor
Devil's Nest: The Meet Market
FMA Credits: Ready, Steady, Music!
Scar: Black Knight of Isballa
Shou Tucker: Wake Us When He Dies
Ed Elric: Don't Call Him Pipsqueak! He'll Kill You!!
Alphonse Elric: Fuller and More Metallic
Winry: Beware the Wrench of Retribution
Roy Mustang: C'mon Baby, Light His Fire
Hughes: 10,000 Pictures of His Daughter And Counting...
R-To-The-Iza: Hawkeye
Armstrong: Sparkle Sparkle!
Moofy: Wrathful Lil Bastard
Izumi: One Day To A Slimmer Body!
Furher Bradley: Takes Pride In His Work
Gluttony: Eat the Rich...And the Poor
Devil's Nest: The Meet Market
FMA Credits: Ready, Steady, Music!
Scar: Black Knight of Isballa
Shou Tucker: Wake Us When He Dies
#27
Posted May 23, 2006 @ 10:46 AM
Lantern7 - Love the PTI! titles, and adding to the FMA list (and WORD to that last one) :
Fullmetal Alchemist : It Costs an Arm and a Leg
Soylent Red... is PEOPLE! : Spoilers
TerminArcher is Da Awesome!!!111 : Unpopular Opinions
The Fashion : miniskirts, skorts, and loincloths
"Humankind cannot gain anything without giving something in return..." : Quotes
Aaron Dismuke owns this thread : Voice Actors
The Smoking Section : Jean Havoc
Envy : Man? Woman? Palm tree?
Greed : Cooler than John Lennon
Sloth : Pus-spewing organ pile cleans up nice
Fullmetal Alchemist : It Costs an Arm and a Leg
Soylent Red... is PEOPLE! : Spoilers
TerminArcher is Da Awesome!!!111 : Unpopular Opinions
The Fashion : miniskirts, skorts, and loincloths
"Humankind cannot gain anything without giving something in return..." : Quotes
Aaron Dismuke owns this thread : Voice Actors
The Smoking Section : Jean Havoc
Envy : Man? Woman? Palm tree?
Greed : Cooler than John Lennon
Sloth : Pus-spewing organ pile cleans up nice
Edited by Cet, May 24, 2006 @ 8:11 AM.
#28
Posted May 24, 2006 @ 11:11 PM
Shark
Shark Tank: The Meet Market
"Those Fucking Criminals": The Defendants
The Sharklings: Shark's Prosecution Team
There's Always A Bigger Fish: Shark vs Other Shows
Julie Stark: Her Father Is The District Attorney!!!
Chum In The Water: Ratings and Scheduling
Shark Tank: The Meet Market
"Those Fucking Criminals": The Defendants
The Sharklings: Shark's Prosecution Team
There's Always A Bigger Fish: Shark vs Other Shows
Julie Stark: Her Father Is The District Attorney!!!
Chum In The Water: Ratings and Scheduling
#29
Posted May 24, 2006 @ 11:48 PM
More Justice League
Lex Luthor: "Sex" Misspelled Before Rossenbaum
Red Tornado: No Relation to Rudy Ray Moore
Amanda Waller: She Don't Need No Superheroes
Eht Annataz Dearht: Sdrow Drawrof, Srettel Sdrawkcab
Savage-Beyond: The Timmverse Timeline
Green Lantern: Loves Him The Alien Women
J'onn J'onzz: Not Easy Bein' Green
Amazo: Anything You Can Do, He Can Do Better
Hawkman: "Shayera, The Calls Are Coming From Inside The House!!!"
Vigillante: Two-Gun Mojo
Eel, Blue & Gold and Kingdom Come: JLU Wishlist
Captain Marvel: Big Red Dumbass
Huntress: We Don't Kill, Helena!!
Steel: That Shaq Movie? Never Happened!
Lex Luthor: "Sex" Misspelled Before Rossenbaum
Red Tornado: No Relation to Rudy Ray Moore
Amanda Waller: She Don't Need No Superheroes
Eht Annataz Dearht: Sdrow Drawrof, Srettel Sdrawkcab
Savage-Beyond: The Timmverse Timeline
Green Lantern: Loves Him The Alien Women
J'onn J'onzz: Not Easy Bein' Green
Amazo: Anything You Can Do, He Can Do Better
Hawkman: "Shayera, The Calls Are Coming From Inside The House!!!"
Vigillante: Two-Gun Mojo
Eel, Blue & Gold and Kingdom Come: JLU Wishlist
Captain Marvel: Big Red Dumbass
Huntress: We Don't Kill, Helena!!
Steel: That Shaq Movie? Never Happened!
Edited by Lantern7, May 25, 2006 @ 1:02 PM.
#30
Posted May 25, 2006 @ 8:24 PM
Adding onto the X-Play titles
...but Dragonball Z Boudaki IS a good game: Unpopular Opinions
Back when PS1's roamed the land: Gamespot TV/Extended Play
and Degrassi: The Next Generation
She said WHAT?: Speculation
More Spoiled than Paige: Spoiler thread (or Canadian thread)
Don't You...Forget About Me: The Old Series
Let's Boycott the Caf: The Meet Market
When will it actually get there: The-N & Degrassi
Let's check the dartboard...: Issues to come on Degrassi
...but Dragonball Z Boudaki IS a good game: Unpopular Opinions
Back when PS1's roamed the land: Gamespot TV/Extended Play
and Degrassi: The Next Generation
She said WHAT?: Speculation
More Spoiled than Paige: Spoiler thread (or Canadian thread)
Don't You...Forget About Me: The Old Series
Let's Boycott the Caf: The Meet Market
When will it actually get there: The-N & Degrassi
Let's check the dartboard...: Issues to come on Degrassi
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