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Posted May 5, 2006 @ 11:10 PM

A lot of shows don't have the multiple thread format, so this is the place to write what you would hypothetically title the various common thread subjects you otherwise would not get to for your favorite shows. So you wouldn't be actually creating these threads, you're just doing it for fun.

Note: This is not a place to suggest a thread name change or a new thread to the Mods.

I'll start it off.

Dragonball Z

Kami House: The Meet Market

"I love Funimation!": Unpopular Opinions

"Dear Akira Toriyama": Letters to the Creator

"Vegeta's a Super Saiyan Too!": Spoilers

Vegeta: Saiyan Asshole

Goku: Universe's most powerful warrior and asshat

Lines That Will Never be Said on Dragonball Z


Zoned Out

Zoned Out


Posted May 8, 2006 @ 8:59 AM

In my dream world if Numb3rs had multiple threads I would have a hard time deciding if I should have a "Don Eppes and his Jeans of Justice" thread or "The Jeans of Justice: Fashion on Numb3rs" thread. Heck, I like the Jeans of Justice so much maybe I would have both. ;)





Posted May 8, 2006 @ 6:21 PM

In my dream world, if Numb3rs had multiple threads, it would be required that all e's would be replaced by 3's: Don 3pp3s and his J3ans of Justic3.





Posted May 9, 2006 @ 2:29 AM


"Not that there's anything wrong with that": Unpopular Opinions

Elaine Bennes: GET OUT!

Uncle Leo: Hello!

"They're Real and They're Spectacular!": The Quotes Thread


The Fleet is in: Roz Doyle

Moon Love: Daphne & Niles

"This Sucks! This is Total BS!": The Bitterness Thread

Happy Brothers Restaurant: The Meet Market

Full House

Michelle "Bitchelle" Tanner

Stephanie "How Rude!" Tanner

Creepy Guy who lives in the basement: Joey

The Today Show

Shut Up Katie

Al Roker: Jolly Weatherman

Where in this thread is Matt Lauer?

The View

Star "Zilla" Jones

Elisabeth "Bitsy" Hasslebeck

Edited by jayseyfield, May 9, 2006 @ 2:42 AM.




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Posted May 9, 2006 @ 1:22 PM

South Park

Aw, Hamburgers! The Butters Thread

Eric Cartman: Respect His Authoritah

What What What?! Most Outragious Moments

Oh My God! The Kenny Thread

ETA: "Disinegration Is The Best Album Ever" Music On South Park

Edited by Videostar, May 14, 2006 @ 11:07 AM.


Jane in Vain

Jane in Vain

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Posted May 9, 2006 @ 1:30 PM

To add to South Park:

"Kick the Baby: The Ike Thread"
"Mrs Cartman:Essen Meine Scheisse"

or is that one really too revolting?

Edited by Jane in Vain, May 9, 2006 @ 1:32 PM.





Posted May 9, 2006 @ 2:32 PM

Neon Genesis Evangelion

Rei's Anatomy: Censored Moments

EVA 01 vs. Eva Longoria: Comparisons to Other Shows


Temperance Brennan: "I don't know what that means."


Shut Up Kobe: The Kobe Bryant Thread

"Dear David.....": Letters to the Commish

"Isiah Thomas is a genius!": Unpopular Opinions

"Another Laker Game?! WTF?!": Ratings and Scheduling

Edited by jayseyfield, May 9, 2006 @ 2:40 PM.




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Posted May 11, 2006 @ 11:20 PM

Little House on the Prairie

The SibYay Loft: The Meet Market
"For Heaven's Sake!": Harriet Oleson
Creepy Old Men, Raping Mimes and other Tertiary Friends
Little Popcorn on the Prairie: Ma & Pa





Posted May 12, 2006 @ 9:30 AM

Happy Brothers Restaurant: The Meet Market

Shouldn't that be Les Frères Heureux? Because it's homey, but just hard enough to pronounce (and spell) to intimidate the riff-raff!





Posted May 13, 2006 @ 1:46 AM

Shouldn't that be Les Frères Heureux? Because it's homey, but just hard enough to pronounce (and spell) to intimidate the riff-raff!

It's funny, that's exactly the reason I used the english version. I was intimidated to spell it, I guess I'm riff-raff......

Smallville (Even though they have the forum they don't have the creative titles)

Chloe: She's not Lois Lane. Really!

Lana: The Pink Squirrel

Clark: The BDA (Big Dumb Alien)

Pete: Yeah!!!!

Lois: She's not a stripper. Really!

Rurouni Kenshin

Kenshin: Oro!

Kaoru: The Rose of Swordsmanship

Sanosuke: Bad!

Saitou Hajime: Slay. Evil. Immediatley!

Shishio Makoto: The Flesh of the Weak is Food for the Strong

Shinomori Aoshi: The Okashira

Misao: Weasel Girl

Yahiko: Boy Samurai

Soujiro: The Tenken

Usui: Blind Killer

Gein: Puppeteer of Death

Akabeko: The Meet Market

"Hiten Mitsurugi Ryu!!!": The Swordsmanship of Rurouni Kenshin

"I Hated the Kyoto Story Arc!": Unpopular Opinions

Kaoru is Alive!!: Spoilers

Edited by jayseyfield, May 13, 2006 @ 1:50 AM.





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Posted May 13, 2006 @ 1:57 AM

Veronica Mars

"Overrated!" -- Unpopular Opinions

7th Heaven

"Why in the hell is this show still on the air?" -- Unpopular Opinions

Gilmore Girls

See above.





Posted May 13, 2006 @ 1:40 PM

7th Heaven

"Why in the hell is this show still on the air?" -- Unpopular Opinions

Heh, but reading the consensus in the show thread (and generally a consensus from every single smart tv watcher), I think:
"This is the best show on TV!" -- Unpopular Opinions
is better suited for 7H

My Name Is Earl

"Oh Snap!": Joy Thread

"Trailer Park Avenue": The Meet Market

"What Year Is This?": Location, Location, Location

"Karma Sucks!": Unpopular Opinions





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Posted May 13, 2006 @ 5:31 PM

"Rei's Anatomy." Good one, jayseyfield.


Seto Kaiba: I'm a Vengeanceholic!

Joey Wheeler: On a Short Leash Riding the Short Bus

Tea Gardner: Stop! Friendship Time!

US vs. Japan: "Anzu Is a Dragon Now??!?"

Pegasus: Bad Touch, Bad Touch, Bad Touch...

Bakura: Evil's Number One Bitch

Duke Devlin: Roll The Dice

Marik: Veins Ahoy!

Mokuba: Natural Born Hostage

Noah Arc: A Robot And a Penguin Walk Up To The Bar...




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Posted May 13, 2006 @ 11:44 PM

Silver Surfer (Fox Kids Cartoon)

Galactus: Sorry, A "Hungry Man" ain't gonna cut it

The Watcher: Like "Rear Window", only balder

Thanos: Moved on from Goth Chicks to the Real Thing

Kree/Skrull Empires: Gave Peace a Chance. Boring


Ugh, they live HERE?!?!?! (Spotting Yr Hometown landmarks on the show)

Joey: He's all Greco to me

Paintballs and Tazers and Knives. Oh MY! (Show Weaponry)

Gomez, what'cha got? (True life tales of private eyes)

I don't see a ring on that finger (The Meet Market)





Posted May 14, 2006 @ 2:22 PM


"~Dah-dah-dah-dah-dah~ This is the thready, of a man named Brady!": Tom Brady

"IT'S A FUMBLE!!!": NFL's Best Calls

Luxury Suite: The Meet Market

Ben Roethlisberger: Big Ben

Samoan Headhunter: Troy Polamalu

*Drool*: The Cheerleaders

Peyton Manning: Cut that Meat!

3-4 vs Cover 2: NFL Strategery

Bill Belichick: Genius Asshole

The Steel Curtain: Best Nicknames

Terrell Owens: ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!





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Posted May 14, 2006 @ 6:11 PM


Edited by dcalley, May 14, 2006 @ 8:51 PM.





Posted May 15, 2006 @ 3:10 PM

"Another Laker Game?! WTF?!": Ratings and Scheduling

Or Sports: More Fucking Playoffs Messing with my TNT

There would be mulitple threads and Recaps for Nip/Tuck.
Under the Knife: Meet Market
Julian McMahon: That's Hot
Julia McNamara: The Shrew Not Tamed (I like Julia, but know this would go over well with the discussions)
Sean McNamara: Seething Rage Just Below the Surface of Hotness
Kimber Henry: The Carver made me do it
Matt McNamara: No, I don't own Neverland Ranch
Ava Moore: She used to be a man, baby
Adrian Moore: Too Young & Hot To Die
Nurse Judy: What the Fuck is going on here?
Tell Me What You Don't Like About Yourself: N/T in the Media
Annie McNamara: Who?
Fluffy the Gerbil: RIP

And on....





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Posted May 16, 2006 @ 12:54 PM

Deal or No Deal

OMG! Shut the hell up with the fake drama!: The Howie thread
OMG! Shut the hell up and pick a damn number!: The contestant thread
OMG! Shut the hell up and open the damn case!: The model thread
OMG! This show moves so quickly!: Unpopular opinions thread





Posted May 17, 2006 @ 2:27 AM

Friday Night Lights

Eric Taylor: Coach Hardass

Tami Taylor: "Come to Bed Already"

Julie Taylor: The Coach's Daughter -- Off Limits

Jason Street: Jocko Quarterback

Brian Williams: The Battering Ram

Lyla Garrity: Head Cheerleading Skank

Matt Saracen: "Will I Ever Get To Play?"





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Posted May 17, 2006 @ 2:56 PM

Justice League

Question: "Thirty-TWO Flavors!!"

Hawkgirl: [Inaudble Yelling]

Batman: The First, The Best

So Help Us Grodd: Gorilla City's Baddest

Green Arrow: Hard-Travelling Hero

Superman: No Lana? No Problem!

JL in Comics: Trying Not To Ruin The Surprises


When Crackmonkeys Attack: G4 Interference

Adam Sessler: Not a Tool, Plays One On TV

Gamer Girl Next Door: Mooooorgan Webb

Cable Cars and Floating Trenchcoat Guy: Memories of San Francisco

"More Like WHORGAN Webb!" Unpopular Opinions


Ratty Handpuppet: "I'm a Puppet, I Can't Even Poop"

Bob & Steve: Splinter Cells/Donkey Porkers

"What If It Snowed In San Francisco?" Favorite Quotes

Edited by Lantern7, May 17, 2006 @ 4:12 PM.




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Posted May 17, 2006 @ 7:17 PM

Bill Belichick: Genius Asshole

BWAH! jayseyfield, will you marry me?





Posted May 17, 2006 @ 8:39 PM

Just one addendum to Lantern7 Justice League (Unlimited):

Guest Stars of JLU: They're Not All Whedonverse Actors, I Swear!





Posted May 18, 2006 @ 7:10 PM

Homicide: Life on the Street

"Where God builds the church, the Devil builds his chapel": Detective Frank Pembleton

"Gee!": Lt. Al Girardello

"We'll always have Paris"-Lt./Captain/Detective Russert

Lunch Bandits and other Badgers: Detective Gaffney

The Italian Sausage: Detective Crossetti

Edited by Corcat, May 18, 2006 @ 7:11 PM.





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Posted May 19, 2006 @ 12:58 AM

Pardon the Interrupton

Tony Kornheiser: That's It! He Wins!

Michael Wilbon: Bald is Beautiful

Tony Reali: Snarky, Sexy Stat Boy

"We Win...When We Play...Trampoline Bear!" Running Gags

So LeBatarded: Guest Hosts

Over/Under: You Push, You Wear a Purse

Mail Time: Unca Tony Hates You

Listen Up: TK Costanza? Wilybuns Huxtable?!?

Food Chain: My List Is Unstopable

Role Play: Safety Word is "Dap"

See Mike and the Tonies At The Hot Tub: The Meet Market





Posted May 20, 2006 @ 1:19 AM

BWAH! jayseyfield, will you marry me?


World Cup

"My Country Kicks Your Countries Ass!!!": The Trash Talk Thread

Azteca Stadium: The Meet Market

Soccer is Boring: Unpopular Opinions

Red Card: The Dirty Play Thread


Edited by jayseyfield, May 20, 2006 @ 1:21 AM.





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Posted May 20, 2006 @ 11:25 PM

Fullmetal Alchemist

Ed Elric: Don't Call Him Pipsqueak! He'll Kill You!!

Alphonse Elric: Fuller and More Metallic

Winry: Beware the Wrench of Retribution

Roy Mustang: C'mon Baby, Light His Fire

Hughes: 10,000 Pictures of His Daughter And Counting...

R-To-The-Iza: Hawkeye

Armstrong: Sparkle Sparkle!

Moofy: Wrathful Lil Bastard

Izumi: One Day To A Slimmer Body!

Furher Bradley: Takes Pride In His Work

Gluttony: Eat the Rich...And the Poor

Devil's Nest: The Meet Market

FMA Credits: Ready, Steady, Music!

Scar: Black Knight of Isballa

Shou Tucker: Wake Us When He Dies




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Posted May 23, 2006 @ 10:46 AM

Lantern7 - Love the PTI! titles, and adding to the FMA list (and WORD to that last one) :

Fullmetal Alchemist : It Costs an Arm and a Leg

Soylent Red... is PEOPLE! : Spoilers

TerminArcher is Da Awesome!!!111 : Unpopular Opinions

The Fashion : miniskirts, skorts, and loincloths

"Humankind cannot gain anything without giving something in return..." : Quotes

Aaron Dismuke owns this thread : Voice Actors

The Smoking Section : Jean Havoc

Envy : Man? Woman? Palm tree?

Greed : Cooler than John Lennon

Sloth : Pus-spewing organ pile cleans up nice

Edited by Cet, May 24, 2006 @ 8:11 AM.





Posted May 24, 2006 @ 11:11 PM


Shark Tank: The Meet Market

"Those Fucking Criminals": The Defendants

The Sharklings: Shark's Prosecution Team

There's Always A Bigger Fish: Shark vs Other Shows

Julie Stark: Her Father Is The District Attorney!!!

Chum In The Water: Ratings and Scheduling





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Posted May 24, 2006 @ 11:48 PM

More Justice League

Lex Luthor: "Sex" Misspelled Before Rossenbaum

Red Tornado: No Relation to Rudy Ray Moore

Amanda Waller: She Don't Need No Superheroes

Eht Annataz Dearht: Sdrow Drawrof, Srettel Sdrawkcab

Savage-Beyond: The Timmverse Timeline

Green Lantern: Loves Him The Alien Women

J'onn J'onzz: Not Easy Bein' Green

Amazo: Anything You Can Do, He Can Do Better

Hawkman: "Shayera, The Calls Are Coming From Inside The House!!!"

Vigillante: Two-Gun Mojo

Eel, Blue & Gold and Kingdom Come: JLU Wishlist

Captain Marvel: Big Red Dumbass

Huntress: We Don't Kill, Helena!!

Steel: That Shaq Movie? Never Happened!

Edited by Lantern7, May 25, 2006 @ 1:02 PM.





Posted May 25, 2006 @ 8:24 PM

Adding onto the X-Play titles

...but Dragonball Z Boudaki IS a good game: Unpopular Opinions

Back when PS1's roamed the land: Gamespot TV/Extended Play

and Degrassi: The Next Generation

She said WHAT?: Speculation

More Spoiled than Paige: Spoiler thread (or Canadian thread)

Don't You...Forget About Me: The Old Series

Let's Boycott the Caf: The Meet Market

When will it actually get there: The-N & Degrassi

Let's check the dartboard...: Issues to come on Degrassi