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JerseyGirl291

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Posted Mar 11, 2006 @ 1:04 AM

This is a thread to share your particulars obsessions about the show.

YKYOWFW... in your history class, your teacher refers to the New Mexico territory as "this land," and the first thing you do is look over to the friend you converted, and tell her that it should be called her grave.

...someone mentions the doctor on Lost (which is one of your favorite shows) and your first thought is, "But Simon isn't on the island..."

...a perfectly normal conversation is about whether or not a gaseous planet like Jupiter could be terraformed.

...your friend asked you how you are doing. Even though you are having a good day, you tell them it is not your best day ever.

I have so many more but these are the only things I can think of right now.
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Posted Mar 11, 2006 @ 1:08 AM

...you really, really wanted to believe EOnline-Kristin's stupid rumors a few weeks back that Firefly might be returning on the new CW network. Sigh.
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Posted Mar 11, 2006 @ 1:17 AM

. . .you have incorporated the terms "gorram" and "shiny" so well into your vocabulary that you don't even realize you're saying them anymore until your family or friends look at you a bit strangely.
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Posted Mar 11, 2006 @ 1:12 PM

. . .you have incorporated the terms "gorram" and "shiny" so well into your vocabulary that you don't even realize you're saying them anymore until your family or friends look at you a bit strangely

That's my problem. Though I've found it's a good way to find fellow Firefly fans. :)
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Posted Mar 11, 2006 @ 1:17 PM

When, four years down the road, you're still obsessed with the show and movie, and feel vaguely guilty for having a new obsession in addition.
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Posted Mar 11, 2006 @ 1:25 PM

... You took 2 newbies to a pre-screening in May
... You bought extra Firefly DVDs to give away before the BDM was released
... You had a Serenity party, inviting 50 people, and even bought extra tickets on September 30, 2005
... You bought several Firefly and Serenity DVDs as Christmas gifts
(That entire list is translated as: You Know You're Obsessed With Firefly When ... you spend an insane amount of money irrationally hoping that it will help get a Big Damn Sequel)

... You feel a sense of pride that the movie got made at all.... it really does feel like it is your movie.

... You almost stopped breathing when you saw that the Firefly forum was back up at TWOP.
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Posted Mar 11, 2006 @ 5:56 PM

YKTOWFFW...

...you find yourself peppering your conversations with chinese phrases like "go se" and "dong ma?" and don't even realize that everyone is looking at you funny...

...When you and your best work friend (whom you converted into a Browncoat) have a single shorthand phrase for someone ticking you off: " You know, I'll kill a man in a fair fight..."

...When your kids tear up their room for the umpteenth time, and you ask them, "Were there monkeys? Terrifying space monkeys?"

Edited by Avery456, Mar 11, 2006 @ 5:57 PM.

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Posted Mar 11, 2006 @ 6:59 PM

you find yourself peppering your conversations with chinese phrases like "go se" and "dong ma?" and don't even realize that everyone is looking at you funny...


Yeah, once I made with the whole Mother of GOd and all her wacky nephews in Chinese and wow, did I get some stares.
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Posted Mar 11, 2006 @ 9:08 PM

... you actually try to number episode threads according to DVD/Original Intended order instead of broadcast order, because it's a very indirect way of saying Fox sucks.

Edited by cutecouple, Mar 11, 2006 @ 9:08 PM.

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Posted Mar 11, 2006 @ 9:21 PM

YKYOWFW you're planning on seeing Slither no matter how crappy it looks and White Noise 2 no matter how crappy the first one was.
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Posted Mar 12, 2006 @ 2:49 AM

...you buy the official Serenity Zippo® lighter and ship ornament. I think I've seen another preview image where the ship is its proper silver-metallic instead of gold, so it may end up being the right color, we'll see. It's such a cheap-looking little thing, but there are no other physical models/toys of the ship available, and still no posters of just the ship itself, so I couldn't resist. These are from Dark Horse, btw, the same publisher who put out the Serenity comic book mini-series (and collection of that), Fray, and still owns the rights to Buffy comics (but not Angel).

I use "shiny" a lot online, can't help it. I'm pretty sure I use it a little in real life as well...increasingly more and more. I don't say "gorram" or "gorramit" though, they're a bit too goofy even for me. Seeing as there're still religions and a belief in God in the 'Verse, and since I'm pretty sure you can say "goddamn" and "goddamnit" on network TV, it struck me as a little unecessary. So yeah, what's up with that, Joss?

I do love when Jayne says it though. 'Cause he growls it. !!!

Edited by Kris_AB, Mar 12, 2006 @ 2:56 AM.

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Posted Mar 12, 2006 @ 6:12 AM

...you post on this board.
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Posted Mar 12, 2006 @ 9:16 AM

YKYOWFW you're planning on seeing Slither no matter how crappy it looks and White Noise 2 no matter how crappy the first one was.

White Noise 2? There's going to be another one? (I was one of the few fans of the first, I guess.) Must.Know.More. Who's in it? Time to Google.
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Posted Mar 12, 2006 @ 10:50 AM

YKYOWFW you own your very own Jayne hat.
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Posted Mar 12, 2006 @ 1:02 PM

Seeing as there're still religions and a belief in God in the 'Verse, and since I'm pretty sure you can say "goddamn" and "goddamnit" on network TV, it struck me as a little unecessary.


Actually, I don't think you can. For whatever reason, you can say "God" or "dammit" but not "Goddammit." That is, unless things have changed in the last couple years, which is entirely possible.

Topic: YKYOWFW... You own Mal and Jayne action figures and won't take them out of the box even though the possibility of toy-on-toy HoYay (ToyYay?) is very tempting indeed.

Edited by mollyann, Mar 12, 2006 @ 1:03 PM.

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Posted Mar 12, 2006 @ 3:57 PM

Ah, man, skrippy stole my reply. But, then, again, we always did share a brain.

YKYOWFW...you're still having the same discussions with the same people over the same topics and you're still not tired of it!

YKYOWFW...you were ridiculously excited to get this forum back and are almost a little misty with nostalgia.

ToyYay! forever! That's too funny, mollyann.
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Posted Mar 12, 2006 @ 5:58 PM

YKYOWFFW...you're trying to make plans to get together with people you met through this show, and call the resulting meet-up a shindig, and forget to make the word ironical.

YKYOWFFW...ironical is part of your vocabulary.
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Posted Mar 12, 2006 @ 7:35 PM

YKYOWFW you own your very own Jayne hat.


...and especially if you KNIT that hat yourself....
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Posted Mar 12, 2006 @ 7:49 PM

...and especially if you KNIT that hat yourself....


Whoa, whoa! Do you have a pattern for said hat? Because my needles need a new project and that would be so hot!
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Posted Mar 13, 2006 @ 12:12 PM

YKYOWFW you own your very own Jayne hat.


...and especially if you KNIT that hat yourself....


Or you commission someone else to make one for you.

YKYOWFW when you take a box of blue latex gloves to the opening weekend for Serenity and pass them out among the other patrons.

Actually, I don't think you can. For whatever reason, you can say "God" or "dammit" but not "Goddammit." That is, unless things have changed in the last couple years, which is entirely possible.


Actually, I've recently been hearing "God damn" on network TV. Shocked me a little.

Edited by stoutheartedmin, Mar 13, 2006 @ 12:13 PM.

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Posted Mar 13, 2006 @ 3:37 PM

You wake yourself up from a dream about Mal saying, "Gorramit Helo!" (It's also an indication that you're obsessed with Battlestar Galactica and that maybe you should stop with the sci-fi for a bit)
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Posted Mar 14, 2006 @ 2:46 AM

What were the E online rumers, and how do we know the'y are not true?
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Posted Mar 14, 2006 @ 10:15 AM

If I recall correctly, the rumor was that The CW (the new mutant offspring network of The WB and UPN) was considering picking up the show. We know it's not true because Joss has repeatedly denied it.

Edited by mollyann, Mar 14, 2006 @ 10:16 AM.

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Posted Mar 14, 2006 @ 10:27 AM

*Shakes fist* Dammit, E online, you can't do shit like that to my heart!
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Posted Mar 14, 2006 @ 10:38 AM

What were the E online rumers, and how do we know the'y are not true?


Supposedly someone had seen Gina Torres, Nathan Fillion, and Summer Glau coming out of (going into?) the new CW production offices at the same time or something.
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Posted Mar 14, 2006 @ 1:36 PM

Thing is? I'd still watch that show.

Back on topic...

YKYOWFW...the revival of these Firefly forums makes you an active poster again.

Edited by skripka2, Mar 14, 2006 @ 1:36 PM.

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Posted Mar 14, 2006 @ 6:48 PM

YKYOWFW.. you get a nose bleed and you start looking for men with blue gloves.
YKYOWFW.. you try to convince yourself that you can watch War Stories and not be late to class, even though class starts in 20 minutes
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Posted Mar 14, 2006 @ 9:04 PM

YKYOWFFW...

...you fail to study for a exam in a class that will allow you to graduate from college in 6 weeks cuz you just saw the new threads and had to spend the rest of the night reading every post and reading the BDM recap again and again and again.

Edited because even though I'm graduating, my spelling still sucks.

Edited by morning_glory, Mar 14, 2006 @ 9:07 PM.

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Posted Mar 14, 2006 @ 9:07 PM

YKYOWFFW...you come home from the office and throw in the DVDs of the series, watch two episodes and then ponder re-watching the pilot or re-watching the movie or going to sleep.

Yeah, sleep isn't winning this argument.
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Posted Mar 15, 2006 @ 11:57 PM

YKYOWFW...

...you change the greeting on your cell phone to say 'Shiny!'

...this was the last conversation with your brother:

Steve: Can we start using the word shiny everyday?
Me: Yes!
Steve: Shiny!

...you cried before Objects of Space even started because you learned about Firefly from a friend that had the DVDs and you didn't want it to be the last episode ever.

not that I've done any of these things or anything...I've just heard of them, that's all! *hides head in shame*
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