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Posted Mar 10, 2006 @ 12:45 PM

Chandler and Joey's epic love story. Ross and Joey take a nap. Joey's inseam and the tailor. (You can also discuss Rachel/Phoebe lesyay! and how the world is Chandler's lesbian wedding...)
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Posted Mar 10, 2006 @ 12:49 PM

How Mon & Rach kept the apartment: "That was one goooood minute." "Good night!" "Good night!" [slam bedroom doors]
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Posted Mar 10, 2006 @ 11:05 PM

Wow, the subforum came back. I love Chanoey, especially back in the early seasons when they were together all the time.

Here's a pic I made for an old Pixel Challenge: Chanoey the musical

Edited by Cress, Mar 10, 2006 @ 11:07 PM.

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Posted Mar 10, 2006 @ 11:10 PM

Friends had some excellent Hoyay. Let's also not forget Chandler and Mr. Geller...
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Posted Mar 10, 2006 @ 11:16 PM

Let's also not forget the Phoebe/Monica stuff either. Monica said that Phoebe hit on her during her fourth month of pregnancy, and then Monica made sex noises during her massage, and Phoebe commented on Monica having the breasts of a Greek goddess.

Edited by Cress, Mar 10, 2006 @ 11:16 PM.

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Posted Mar 10, 2006 @ 11:18 PM

Let's also not forget Chandler and Mr. Geller...


That episode was on tonight. When Chandler accidently sits on Jack in the sauna. Hee.

Ross and Joey take a nap


That scene owns this thread.

Edited by enchantress, Mar 10, 2006 @ 11:20 PM.

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Posted Mar 10, 2006 @ 11:19 PM

No, Chandler and Joey's New Year's Kiss owns this thread! Or maybe them sharing a bed in TOW The Boobies. ;)
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Posted Mar 10, 2006 @ 11:21 PM

Ross and Joey take a nap

That scene owns this thread.

No... that scene owns this whole forum.
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Posted Mar 10, 2006 @ 11:22 PM

There is always Rachel and Winona Ryder's kiss, too.

No... that scene owns this whole forum.


That scene make the cast of Angel sit up and go, "Damn, even we don't have that much HoYay!"

Edited by enchantress, Mar 10, 2006 @ 11:25 PM.

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Posted Mar 11, 2006 @ 6:40 PM

And let's not forget Monica's tendencies to notice other women's assets:

- Ross's girlfriend who lived in a garbage-filled-apartment: "Did you see the ass on her?!"

- Nanny Molly (who turned out to be a lesbian!): "Wouldn't kick her out of bed. More vodka for me!"

- On meeting Charlie: "She's a HOO-tie!"
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Posted Mar 11, 2006 @ 11:18 PM

Or Phoebe's staring at Denise Richards while thinking: "Ask her out, she's not your cousin".

Edited by LuneeVee, Mar 11, 2006 @ 11:17 PM.

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Posted Mar 12, 2006 @ 2:16 PM

Or the "who would you date" argument: I don't know...me neither...Rachel!

And when the girls take Chandler to the strip club.

Edited by blobbygirl, Mar 12, 2006 @ 2:18 PM.

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Posted Mar 12, 2006 @ 2:38 PM

Hee, yes. "...and when I grazed her thong--" And not surprinsingly, Changler's dream versions of the girls seem to really enjoy the strippers, too.

Which reminds me, it also seems Chandler's version of himself can't enjoy the girl-on-girl action without having to bring in some guy for himself. Of course, he says he says he needs to "wake up NOW" but, hey, it's his mind that brought in cigar-guy to hit on him...

ETA: and Joey, who thought the cake was more appealing when it looked like a penis than a bunny. (Damn, I never realized there were so many Ho!Yay moments in this show...)

Edited by Lysine, Mar 12, 2006 @ 3:13 PM.

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Posted Mar 13, 2006 @ 7:15 AM

you *never* realised? Wow, Friend's is one of the gayest shows on tv! It's up there with Angel, Will and Grace, and Whose Line! (I mean all that in the nicest way possible, of couse!)
Didnt it strike anyone else that Kathy (season 4, the girl that got between Joe and Chan) was essentially 'Chandler with boobies'? Hmm..why did Joey go for her?? I wonder (lets just ignore the weird factor of Chandler also falling in love with her, because that was him kinda falling in love with hims...its all very complicated!)
I could list a thousand more things, but I couldnt be arsed!
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Posted Mar 13, 2006 @ 12:03 PM

Joey and Ross's nap is one of the best scenes ever on the show. I love the tag scene where Joey gets up, freaks out, and runs off. Then Ross, incredibly calm and composed, just gets up, nods, and walks off. Such a perfect moment.
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Posted Mar 13, 2006 @ 12:47 PM

The commentary track for 'The One with Chandler in the Box' basically had the writers talking about the couple of Chandler and Joey being the focus. That when Kathy arrived to break up with Chandler in order to get out from between him and Joey one of the quotes was 'It's funny because the couple breaking up isn't necessarily the couple you want to stay together.'

And when Chandler silently waves one finger at the departing Kathy the comment is 'Awww... look at how much Joey means to him!'

I think one of my favorites of the latter seasons was 'The One with the Secret Closet' because that main plot of that was Joey and Chandler trying to get into that closet and even Joey mentioned how good it was to be spending time with Chandler again.

The credit card under the door... oh my God. I love that ep.
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Posted Mar 13, 2006 @ 3:22 PM

The redeeming feature of the episode with the late bachelor party was how excited Joey was, and how he even cancelled a date to be there. And then he told Chandler how they used to be inseparable, and he missed that. Chandler promised that they would make time for each other and they hugged.
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Posted Mar 13, 2006 @ 4:06 PM

I've also always loved the whole bit where the woman at Chandler's job offers to set him up with Lowell in Purchasing and he claims he's Not, but is then offended that Lowell's "no Brian in Payroll...What, you don't think I could get a Brian? I could get a Brian, believe you me! ...I'm really not." Hee!

(Oh, "it's my hair??" "Yes, you have homosexual hair." Oh, Pheebs.)

Edited by LaPetiteSinge, Mar 13, 2006 @ 4:08 PM.

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Posted Mar 14, 2006 @ 8:31 AM

I love how Lisa delivers that line 'yes, you have homosexual hair'
Classic
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Posted Mar 14, 2006 @ 11:09 PM

I just have to say that I love the title of this thread. I think that it is one of the funniest parts of TOW the Embryos. The delivery is perfect!
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Posted Mar 21, 2006 @ 1:41 PM

Great thread! Let's not forget that in TOW Rachel's Book when Chandler is talking to Monica about their future together, he makes sure to mention the "...apartment over the garage where Joey could grow old." Not even the Mondler marriage can separate those boys!
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Posted Mar 21, 2006 @ 4:14 PM

Can't remember if this was mentioned but what about Joey in Vegas Part 1. Rachel has the eye infection and won't take the drops. Monica grabs her and pins her to the floor and Rachel says "You know, if Joey and Chandler walked in on us right now we could make a fortune."
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Posted Mar 21, 2006 @ 6:52 PM

You have a roommate to save money. Chandler payed for Joey's acting classes, head shots and I doubt that Joey was always on time with the rent. If that's not love I don't know what is.
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Posted Mar 21, 2006 @ 7:31 PM

How about when Ross is practicing dirty talk on Joey. Someone mentioned it in the favorite moments thread, and it reminded me of the hoyay.

JOEY: Oh... Ross.... you get me so hot. I want your lips on me now.

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JOEY: Now tell me you want to caress my butt!

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ROSS: I want to feel your hot, soft skin with my lips.

JOEY: There you go! Keep going. Keep going!

ROSS: I want to take my tongue... and... and...

JOEY: Say it... say it!

ROSS: ...run it all over your body!
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Posted Mar 23, 2006 @ 9:21 PM

Remember, Ross really really REALLY wanted to 'nap' with Joey again. It was the best nap he'd ever had...
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Posted Mar 24, 2006 @ 7:20 AM

There's an outtake on the one in London where Chandler and Joey hide in the bathroom while Ross yells at Monica for convincing Emily to move the wedding. I'm not sure exactly how the original lines go:
Joey: I hope they don't think we went in there 'cos we were uncomfortable!
Chandler I hope they do!

In the outtake, instead of delivering those lines upon exiting the bathroom, they have their pants down to their knees. Priceless!
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Posted Mar 24, 2006 @ 10:12 AM

I loved it when Susie Moss stole Chandler's clothes, and left him cowering in the bathroom stall. Then Joey came in and whistled the tune of Buffalo Gals, and Chandler joined in, like he recognized him.

"Joey?"

"Ma?"

And then Joey rushed over to the other stall because he just HAD to see Chandler in a hot pink thong. Then Ross came along too. :)
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Posted Mar 25, 2006 @ 7:50 AM

...is it weird that I wanted to see Chandler in that hot pink thong also?
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Posted Mar 27, 2006 @ 3:12 PM

Best lines... "Somebody's flossing!!" and "Hi tushie!".. And the look on Schwimmer's face when he 'see's Joey in the mirror looking down at Chandler from the top of the stall...makes me laugh just thinking about it.
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Posted Mar 28, 2006 @ 1:14 AM

hehe 'uh, Joey, some people dont like that'
fantastic delivery
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