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#1861

iamdog

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Posted Jun 13, 2013 @ 11:57 PM

"What if it was your family locked in the basement with socks in their mouths, you try to open the door, but there's too much blood on the knob!"

 

"My question is about the budget."


Edited by iamdog, Jun 13, 2013 @ 11:57 PM.

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#1862

Deli99

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Posted Mar 14, 2014 @ 1:49 PM

Mmm.... Pi


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#1863

PennyCandyLane

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Posted Mar 29, 2014 @ 12:23 AM

Every time I'm at work, a random Simpsons quote pops in my head and it takes all that I can not to laugh out loud.

 

Marge: Lisa! Stop blowing my sex! I mean, your sax, your sax.


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#1864

yaytv

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Posted Mar 30, 2014 @ 6:40 AM

I busted out Apu's "banana bread" rant after my mom's cousin dropped off some delicious banana coffee cake thing.


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#1865

JTMacc99

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Posted Mar 31, 2014 @ 7:38 AM

I busted out Apu's "banana bread" rant after my mom's cousin dropped off some delicious banana coffee cake thing.

 

I will be an 80 year-old man, and my granddaughter will bring me banana bread lovingly made with her mom, and the very first thing that will pop into my head will be "Hallelujah, all our problems are solved, we have banana bread!"


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#1866

PennyCandyLane

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Posted Apr 2, 2014 @ 10:55 PM

I'M A MUR-DIDDLY-URDER!


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#1867

Peace_47

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Posted Apr 4, 2014 @ 4:38 PM

If that's not Flanders, he's done his homework.
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#1868

PennyCandyLane

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Posted Apr 6, 2014 @ 2:03 AM

Not really a quote, but Lisa screaming bloody murder because she saw the head of her pony (a funny Godfather's parody) in her bed is still friggin hilarious. 


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#1869

Peace_47

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Posted Apr 6, 2014 @ 8:41 AM

That moment is definitely a classic.

 

Marge:  We can't afford to buy a pony.

 

Homer:  Marge, with today's gasoline prices, we can't afford not to buy a pony.


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#1870

PennyCandyLane

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Posted Apr 7, 2014 @ 12:43 AM

Defintely the entire "shelterini" scene of Bart's Comet.

 

Moe: Hey I got an idea. We can play a game to pass the time. I'll make the sound of a barnyard animal and you all try to guess what it is. (makes a weird bleating noise)

Wiggum: It's a pig!

Bart: It's a cow, man!

Lisa: It's a pony!

Krusty: No, it's a goat; you know one of them lady goats.
Selma: There are no lady goats. A lady goat is a sheep.

Dr. Hibbert: I believe she's right.
Otto: You're crazy.
Captain McCallister: Arr, what's it to you?
Otto: What's it to me?
 
And then at the end.
Homer: And it was a baby ox!
Moe: He's right you know.
Skinner: About the ox?

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#1871

Peace_47

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Posted Apr 7, 2014 @ 1:29 PM

Rest in peace, Mickey Rooney, who, as we know from "Radioactive Man," was the number one box office draw from 1939 to 1940 (spanning 2 decades!). From the Simpsons Wiki entry on that episode:

Mickey Rooney: Well, I hope you're all satisfied. You bankrupted a bunch of naive movie folks: folks from a Hollywood where values are... different. They weren't thinking about the money. They just wanted to tell a story: a story about a radioactive man, and you slick small-towners took 'em for all they were worth.
[Everybody looks upset]
Otto: [sniffles] Do we give them some of their money back?
Mayor Quimby: [weeps] No.

Jiminy jilickers.
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#1872

PennyCandyLane

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Posted Apr 12, 2014 @ 5:45 PM

Bart, that's a bran muffin!


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