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[IseutLaBrune]

What's up, muh nerrrrrds?!?

[Nerg]

Though it's not the most memorable Michael quote, I often find myself saying, "You are so smart. You are so effing smart."

I'm also partial to the most random quotes, like "Is someone making soup?" or "Like a ham?"

[stoogeswoman]

"I want people to be afraid of how much they love me." (Michael Scott)

(and - "I'm SO happppyyyy with our new forums!!!" -- me!!)

[Smarmee]

"A real man makes his own luck." - Billy Zane, Titanic (as quoted by Dwight)

[kalikula]

"It would not be appropriate for me.. to take a bath with Pam" -Michael
"He said what?!"

"Apparently Jan aspires to be a whore" -Angela
"Joe McCarthy, Richard Nixon, Stutebacher, Television, North Korea, South Korea, Marilyn Monroe.. Ryan started the fire!" -Dwight

My favorite quotes, although the whole episodes are quoteable.

Edited by kalikula, Feb 10, 2006 @ 8:07 PM.

[Kalbear]

"It's Country Crock!"

[Eirik]

(probebly distorted by memory)

Pam: "I'm not Dwights freind [pause, horrified look] Oh my God, I'm Dwights freind!"

[honestlypeople]

"This was a hate crime."
"No it wasn't, Michael"
"Well, I hated it!"

[EmmyMik]

"Abraham Lincoln once said, 'If you're a racist, I will attack you with the North,' and these are the principles I carry with me in the workplace."

[Pixel]

I don't know why, but "Peach Iced Tea. You're gonna hate it." just kills me.

[Chascarrillo]

"My maternal grandfather is the toughest man I know. In World War Two, he killed twenty men and then spent the rest of the war in an Allied prison camp."

[Fionnuala]

Dwight to Toby: "You said if we had any questions we could come to you. Where is the clitoris? On a website it said at the crest of the labia...what does that mean?"

Half of why I love that line is the delivery of it. He just seems so confused by the whole idea. Haha. Love.

[ennuibot]

Dwight, of course:

"Let me describe the perfect date. I take her out to a nice dinner. She looks amazing. Some guy tries to hit on her. Now he wants to fight, so I grab him. I throw him into the jukebox! Then, the other ninja’s got a knife. He comes at me, we grapple, I turn his knife on him. Blood on the dance floor! She’s scared now. I take her home. I’m holding her in my arms. I reach in for a kiss...I hear something in the leaves, I flip her around, she gets a poison arrow right in her back. She was in on it the whole time... but I knew."

[magscub]

Jim:

"What has two thumbs and hates Todd Packer? This guy."

[Kai]

Jim: Dwight Shrute is amazing. No, he is actually the single greatest employee of his generation.

(from memory)

Jim: I'm really sorry, but I have to let you go. And it's purely budgetary, it’s not personal….
Michael: Aaahhhhhh! I'm going to kill myself!
Jim: Wow.
Michael: I'm going to kill myself and it's YOUR fault!
Jim: Okay, that was an over-reaction.

I also love all of Michael's names for Pam. Pam-a-lama-ding-dong. Pam, Pam, thank you, ma'am. Pamburger with cheese. (And fries...and a shake.) Etc.

[sordidheart88]

Is someone making soup?


That will NEVER stop being funny.

Edited by sordidheart88, Feb 10, 2006 @ 11:46 PM.

[ModelClay]

I can't believe we've gotten to page two and haven't mentioned the immortal:

MINTCHOCOLATECHIP!!!

[lynch]

"Toby's with human resources, so, technically he's corporate, so he's really not a part of our family. Also, he's divorced, so he's really not a part of his family.

[Scat]

"DO YOU WANT TO DIE?!" - Dwight

(Trying to get everyone out of the building during the fire)

[Boof]

I'm so excited that I'm the first to post my fave (for some odd reason, other than my boy Jim says it):

Jim: "Their bread is VERY good."

ETA another classic...

Jim: "I'd save the receptionist." Yeah you would, you loveable cutie with your adorable crush!!

Sorry, just lost my mind for a sec. I'm fine now....

Edited by Boof, Feb 11, 2006 @ 12:28 AM.

[violet4120]

A few of my favorites:

Michael: "We're like Friends. I am Chandler, and Joey, and uh, Pam is Rachel, and Dwight is... Kramer.

Dwight: "In the wild, there is no healthcare. In the wild healthcare is 'Ow, I hurt my leg. I can't run. A lion eats me, and I'm dead.' Well, I'm not dead. I'm the lion. You're dead."

Michael: "BFD. Engaged ain't married."

Angela: "Oscar is off sick."
Dwight: "That's unacceptable."
Angela: "I agree, that is unnacceptable."

[sordidheart88]

Ryan: Jim's been staring at me kind of a lot lately. I don't mind though because it's nothing compared to the way...Michael...stares at me.

[kat_may]

I'm so excited that I'm the first to post my fave (for some odd reason, other than my boy Jim says it):

Jim: "Their bread is VERY good."

Have you listened to the commentary for that ep? They're all talking about how much everybody loved that line delivery, and now I'm obsessed with it.

"Yeah, I'm looking for a gay nerd named Michael Scott..."

I love how Packer says that as if it's the cleverest insult ever.

[Boof]

I'm so excited that I'm the first to post my fave (for some odd reason, other than my boy Jim says it):

Jim: "Their bread is VERY good."

Have you listened to the commentary for that ep? They're all talking about how much everybody loved that line delivery, and now I'm obsessed with it.

Yeah, I mentioned it in the Old School thread, but that seems like a lifetime ago! Anyway, I did see (hear?) it and felt totally validated!

Just so I won't be totally off topic and not add anything...here is another quote..

Pam:"Suck it Halpert!"
BTW...thanks Office writers for giving me a totally inappropriate phrase that pops in my head at every occassion! (that was sarcasm by the way! hee)

[Miss Kubelik]

"Gas ain't cheap!" + Jim's subsequent look at the camera may be my favorite thing ever.

[Phamos818]

"A uterus is different from a vagina. I still have a vagina." -Meredith

[janebejane]

"Hotdog fingers?"

[Trishoid]

"It's a fake wheel, dummy."

[Nikki125]

I could quote Dwight all day, but these are two of my favorites:

"I have been Michael's number two guy for about five years, and we make a great team. We're like one of those classic famous teams. He's like Mozart and I'm like Mozart's friend. No, I'm like Butch Cassidy and Michael is like Mozart. You try and hurt Mozart, you're gonna get a bullet in your head, courtesy of Butch Cassidy."

"The purse girl hits everything on my checklist: creamy skin, straight teeth, curly hair, amazing breasts. Not for me, for my children. The Schrutes produce very thirsty babies."