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Posted Oct 9, 2010 @ 7:53 PM

Michael Kors: "I think that there are so many interesting things you can do on bottom."

OMG Aaaaa! I didn't realize the subtext until I read it. How did I let that fly by me?

Cassanova: "I can almost see her carrying a turkey in her arms."
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Posted Oct 9, 2010 @ 9:47 PM

MK: "I think if the challenge was to make something for a 70 year old woman to go sit in a mall and getting back to the house early so she can watch television, you succeeded."
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Posted Oct 15, 2010 @ 6:01 PM

Gretchen Jones: "The brick color is in reference to the brick."

I laughed out loud.
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Posted Oct 17, 2010 @ 10:46 AM

Andy: "I gave birth to a Chinese prostitute!"
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Posted Oct 29, 2010 @ 12:07 PM

Kors: ""HELLO?? Read a magazine!" Of course, with every great Kors line, it's in the delivery.

Edited by AntManBee, Oct 29, 2010 @ 12:09 PM.

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Posted Sep 12, 2011 @ 9:03 AM

Josh: "Let's think of something circus-y and carnival-ish."
Laura: "For some reason I was thinking inspiration I was like 'sea amoeba'..."
Bert: "Who?"
Laura: "What?"

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Posted Oct 22, 2011 @ 9:39 AM

Tim: "Let your viscera dictate"
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Posted Oct 24, 2011 @ 7:46 PM

I know this was mean-spirited and rude, but it was funny.

Josh M: Your demographic is fourty to death.
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Posted Oct 24, 2011 @ 9:06 PM

Tim: What is this?! Qu'est-ce que c'est?
Josh: What's Keskasay?

Edited by The Void, Oct 24, 2011 @ 9:13 PM.

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Posted Oct 26, 2011 @ 7:30 PM

When Viktor unwrapped the jacket he made for the mini-collection, Josh's "That jacket... is everything" was said in such utter awe and sincerity that for a moment, I liked Josh (as well as loving the jacket).
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Posted Jan 13, 2012 @ 2:59 PM

Although I'm not entirely sure how I feel about Austin, and love Michael Costello (loved his opera gown this week!), I thought Austin's comment about Michael's gown being 'more celebrity than socialite', while arguable, was a pithy gem!
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Posted Jul 26, 2012 @ 10:46 PM

"Rigatoni Mad Max"- I know that sometimes Michael Kors seems like he's got his remarks prepared beforehand, but that one had to be made up on the fly.
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Posted Aug 4, 2012 @ 1:03 PM

I loved Christopher's long-suffering "I love ya. Sew the skirt." But it really needs Andrea's follow-up laugh and Christopher's look of utter disbelief to make it complete.
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Posted Aug 19, 2012 @ 3:39 AM

Dmitry (about Ven): "He's a one-way monkey ... I mean a one-trick pony."

Christopher: "I feel like Elena just escaped from the woods. She is an animal right now."
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Posted Aug 27, 2012 @ 8:52 PM

When the British guest judge asked for a definition of 'hoochie mama' and received one - 'tart' - I loved the matter of fact way she said, "Oh, yes, we have a lot of those."

Then I applauded Heidi's "Are we all not real women?"
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Posted Sep 20, 2012 @ 11:17 PM

Michael Kors to the other judges, referring to Ven's determination to work a flower folded out of fabric into all of his designs: "That could be his drag name, Origami Rose."
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Posted Oct 5, 2012 @ 5:33 PM

I thought Michael Kors was vicious in the extreme last night, but he did have one line that cracked me up: when he said to Melissa, "But then, to you, dust is a color!"
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Posted Oct 16, 2012 @ 7:49 PM

Dimitri--"He's a one-way monkey."
"Babies are tiny. It's like dressing a cat."
"Oh yeah, I'm a father now." very droll and hilarious
Elena--"My baby's name is asshole!"

Tim, on Elena's auffing--"What will we do without you saying fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!"?
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Posted Nov 2, 2012 @ 5:41 PM

Wendy Pepper on Josh under the disco lights: "I told myself, I'm gonna dance with that boy!"

And she did!

Josh McKinley: "Welcome to Thunderdome!"
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Posted Nov 3, 2012 @ 5:45 PM

Tim, on Elena's auffing--"What will we do without you saying fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!"?

That was awesome. And Tim managed to somehow even say that with class.
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Posted Dec 1, 2012 @ 10:14 AM

Emilio to Cassanova: Your ball room looks very limited.

For some reason, that just cracked me up.
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Posted Dec 7, 2012 @ 5:07 AM

Cassanova - Is like a rat die in my armpit.
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Posted Dec 11, 2012 @ 10:34 AM

"My agency just dropped me" - Morganza

Somehow this really pops out whenever I remember her, AND IT WON'T GO AWAY~!!! Worst of all, it's on the very first episode in the very first season, the first time I watch this in my country!

Cue Darth Vader's Big NO.
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Posted Feb 15, 2013 @ 4:49 PM

"I conquered the moss." Amanda

I don't know why this cracked me up, but it did. Maybe it was the fact that she said it in her usual dry deadpan.
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Posted Feb 16, 2013 @ 5:48 AM

Tu: I'm doing a sleeveless jacket.
Tim: ...Then it's a vest?

Michelle: Every single garment looks like it was made by a crazy person and none of these crazy people are staying in the same hospital.
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Posted Sep 5, 2013 @ 9:45 PM

"Pleasure me pockets."- Michael Kors, I've missed you.


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Posted Sep 28, 2013 @ 5:56 AM

Bradon: Just because Alexander's last name is Pope doesn't mean he has to make priest costumes. My last name's McDonald and I don't make dresses out of french fries.


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Posted Sep 29, 2013 @ 12:35 PM

Tim: "Be true to your viscera!" Only Tim Gunn... God bless him


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Posted Nov 8, 2013 @ 1:35 PM

Christopher Palau:  I am a homosexual!  I have no desire to see hoo haw!

 

 

Sometime it might be fun to tally up all the synonyms that have been used to describe a woman's pubic area on this show.


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Posted Nov 8, 2013 @ 4:21 PM

The Good China

Tootie


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