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BostonsKrissy

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Posted Dec 14, 2005 @ 1:48 AM

Quoteth Away!
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Sharpy

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Posted Dec 14, 2005 @ 2:35 AM

Thertainly! Except the one I liked was what someone [Diane?] said: "Wow. You're smart. Are your folks academics?" or something. Can anyone mop up the edges here?

eta- Fanks, Twistie. Was it to Emmet or Andrae though?

Edited by Sharpy, Dec 14, 2005 @ 3:12 AM.

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Posted Dec 14, 2005 @ 2:45 AM

I think the quote is 'Are you from, like, a lot of academes?'. Hee. That was a glorious one. Emmett's dead fish stare of a reply was the icing on the cake.
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Posted Dec 14, 2005 @ 9:29 AM

"I don't believe in fairness." -Zulema the AssMaster
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Posted Dec 14, 2005 @ 9:55 AM

Follow your bliss.--Daniel Franco, the Bliss Master
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Posted Dec 14, 2005 @ 10:08 AM

"I don't need to hear all this." -- Nina Garcia, Judge from Elle
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Posted Dec 14, 2005 @ 12:14 PM

"I was bedraggled." -- Andrama
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Twistie

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Posted Dec 14, 2005 @ 1:11 PM

eta- Fanks, Twistie. Was it to Emmet or Andrae though?


No problemo, Sharpy! And it was from Andrae to Emmet. (giggles again) It really was the comic highlight of that episode for me.
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Posted Dec 14, 2005 @ 2:50 PM

"This sucks my asshole inside out." -- Jay McCarroll, the winner
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Posted Dec 14, 2005 @ 4:50 PM

Daniel F: "We WISH you a blissy crissmus*, we WISH you a blissy crissmus, we WISH you a blissy crissmus and a trooo-thy New Year..." *cue temple bells and Elna straight stitch*


*Lovey-dovey New Agers like Daniel being, of course, just one of the unpatriotic legions seeking to desanctify this most blessed annual spending orgy

Edited by Sharpy, Dec 14, 2005 @ 8:32 PM.

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Posted Dec 14, 2005 @ 5:42 PM

Only cause it hasn't been done yet. Designer Heidi's response to Host Heidi's German farewell:

"I don't know what that means, but bye!"
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Posted Dec 14, 2005 @ 8:03 PM

"ROOOOOOOOB! YOU USED MY TOWEL"

One that my PR junkie friends and I have been answering phones with, and it cracks me up every time.

Edited by tmbird, Dec 14, 2005 @ 8:44 PM.

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Posted Dec 14, 2005 @ 10:01 PM

"Don't defend the shoe to me." ~ Tim Gunn

"Hey, Heidi! How 'bout handing out about FOUR 'auf wiedersehn's' and let's REALLY get this thing goin'!" ~ Santino (from the preview at the end of the second episode)
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Posted Dec 14, 2005 @ 11:16 PM

Jay: "Bitch is gonna get stabbed!"

Hee, I say that all the time.
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Posted Dec 15, 2005 @ 4:30 AM

Heidi from Deutchland: "Auf Weidersehen"
Heidi from the ATL: "I don't know what that means, but bye!"

Just caught this after watching Ep 1 again tonight. Classic!

ETA: Oops! Didn't realize twingonaut got there before me!

Edited by aisela, Dec 15, 2005 @ 4:32 AM.

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Posted Dec 15, 2005 @ 5:45 PM

In season one...wendy going
"I love watching them squirm"
Tim Gunn to Daniel F.
"Daniel, you're almost completely on the floor"

Edited by Jeff, Dec 15, 2005 @ 9:51 PM.

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Sharpy

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Posted Dec 15, 2005 @ 9:11 PM

"It's come undone".
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Posted Dec 16, 2005 @ 12:26 AM

Tim, re Kara:

What? Is she in some wild panic?

Nick, re Marla:

Look at my wickety wack trim!!!

Edited by lavalamp, Dec 16, 2005 @ 12:50 AM.

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Posted Dec 16, 2005 @ 1:04 AM

"The Daniel Franco shuffle"
and
whoever said "We need more champagne" for the second challenge...it was stupid but made me laugh XD.
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Posted Dec 16, 2005 @ 4:37 AM

What? Is she in some wild panic?

So great. Perfectly highlighting the sheer stupidity of searching for a toy embellishment during a timed challenge.

"Daniel, you're almost completely on the floor"

I don't know why this made me laugh so hard. Just the way he said it.
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Posted Dec 16, 2005 @ 8:15 PM

Nick, re Marla:

Look at my wickety wack trim!!!


Haha...I LURVE Nick.

I liked the Tim Gunn-Daniel, you're almost completely on the floor comment, too.
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Posted Dec 17, 2005 @ 7:08 AM

"We felt your taste level wasn't there."~Hodi to Kirsten

Followed by Kirsten's departure interview wearing just "the scarf" as a tube top. Its her favorite, "except for maybe the Napolean scarf" Cue Michael Kors eye roll.
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Posted Dec 17, 2005 @ 4:02 PM

If someone who catches one of the zillion repeats can transcribe in full Nick's musings on Marla and her "wiggity-wack trim", it would be most appreciated. My friend and I were laughing so hard that I think we missed some choice quotes. That shit was worthy of embroidery on a pillow.
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Posted Dec 17, 2005 @ 4:38 PM

"When I saw her coming down the runway, I thought 'How pretty are you!'" I just want everything to be pretty pretty pretty!
- Eliminated Heidi

Pretty can be boring.
- Nina

And I loved Michael Kors phrase "Deliciously Barbie". Yum yum!

Edited by humble onion, Dec 17, 2005 @ 4:45 PM.

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Posted Dec 17, 2005 @ 5:57 PM

From Tim's podcast on the Barbie challenge in reference to Raymundo's bag lady Barbie:

'She was almost slumped over and drooling'.

Nick defending his Barbie design:

'I'm not your usual Uncle Nick.'
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Posted Dec 21, 2005 @ 1:35 PM

"That sounds like truth to me" - Daniel F. From his audition interview in epsiode 2.1.

Softly spoken and through squinted eyes.
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Posted Dec 22, 2005 @ 1:27 AM

"It's really weird how we keep finishing each others"
(long pause)
"...sentences"
It just makes me laugh how long it took Andrae to catch on.

Edited by Rose142, Dec 22, 2005 @ 1:27 AM.

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Posted Dec 22, 2005 @ 6:13 AM

Daniel F. to Heidi re: "Lovemaking": "Let me show you something beautiful."

Brain bleach please!
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Posted Dec 22, 2005 @ 10:50 AM

"I'm gonn' getchou Tim Gunn." -Wig!Jay from the finale
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Posted Dec 22, 2005 @ 12:23 PM

Chloe, crying over Daniel F's elimination: "You're such a good person! And that's SO much more important than being a great designer!"

Ouch...
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