Quoteth Away!
Quotable Quotes: "I did not take the bitch's dye!"
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BostonsKrissy
, Dec 14 2005 01:48 AM
594 replies to this topic
#1
Posted Dec 14, 2005 @ 1:48 AM
#2
Posted Dec 14, 2005 @ 2:35 AM
Thertainly! Except the one I liked was what someone [Diane?] said: "Wow. You're smart. Are your folks academics?" or something. Can anyone mop up the edges here?
eta- Fanks, Twistie. Was it to Emmet or Andrae though?
eta- Fanks, Twistie. Was it to Emmet or Andrae though?
Edited by Sharpy, Dec 14, 2005 @ 3:12 AM.
#3
Posted Dec 14, 2005 @ 2:45 AM
I think the quote is 'Are you from, like, a lot of academes?'. Hee. That was a glorious one. Emmett's dead fish stare of a reply was the icing on the cake.
#4
Posted Dec 14, 2005 @ 9:29 AM
"I don't believe in fairness." -Zulema the AssMaster
#5
Posted Dec 14, 2005 @ 9:55 AM
Follow your bliss.--Daniel Franco, the Bliss Master
#6
Posted Dec 14, 2005 @ 10:08 AM
"I don't need to hear all this." -- Nina Garcia, Judge from Elle
#7
Posted Dec 14, 2005 @ 12:14 PM
"I was bedraggled." -- Andrama
#8
Posted Dec 14, 2005 @ 1:11 PM
eta- Fanks, Twistie. Was it to Emmet or Andrae though?
No problemo, Sharpy! And it was from Andrae to Emmet. (giggles again) It really was the comic highlight of that episode for me.
#9
Posted Dec 14, 2005 @ 2:50 PM
"This sucks my asshole inside out." -- Jay McCarroll, the winner
#10
Posted Dec 14, 2005 @ 4:50 PM
Daniel F: "We WISH you a blissy crissmus*, we WISH you a blissy crissmus, we WISH you a blissy crissmus and a trooo-thy New Year..." *cue temple bells and Elna straight stitch*
*Lovey-dovey New Agers like Daniel being, of course, just one of the unpatriotic legions seeking to desanctify this most blessed annual spending orgy
*Lovey-dovey New Agers like Daniel being, of course, just one of the unpatriotic legions seeking to desanctify this most blessed annual spending orgy
Edited by Sharpy, Dec 14, 2005 @ 8:32 PM.
#11
Posted Dec 14, 2005 @ 5:42 PM
Only cause it hasn't been done yet. Designer Heidi's response to Host Heidi's German farewell:
"I don't know what that means, but bye!"
"I don't know what that means, but bye!"
#12
Posted Dec 14, 2005 @ 8:03 PM
"ROOOOOOOOB! YOU USED MY TOWEL"
One that my PR junkie friends and I have been answering phones with, and it cracks me up every time.
One that my PR junkie friends and I have been answering phones with, and it cracks me up every time.
Edited by tmbird, Dec 14, 2005 @ 8:44 PM.
#13
Posted Dec 14, 2005 @ 10:01 PM
"Don't defend the shoe to me." ~ Tim Gunn
"Hey, Heidi! How 'bout handing out about FOUR 'auf wiedersehn's' and let's REALLY get this thing goin'!" ~ Santino (from the preview at the end of the second episode)
"Hey, Heidi! How 'bout handing out about FOUR 'auf wiedersehn's' and let's REALLY get this thing goin'!" ~ Santino (from the preview at the end of the second episode)
#14
Posted Dec 14, 2005 @ 11:16 PM
Jay: "Bitch is gonna get stabbed!"
Hee, I say that all the time.
Hee, I say that all the time.
#15
Posted Dec 15, 2005 @ 4:30 AM
Heidi from Deutchland: "Auf Weidersehen"
Heidi from the ATL: "I don't know what that means, but bye!"
Just caught this after watching Ep 1 again tonight. Classic!
ETA: Oops! Didn't realize twingonaut got there before me!
Heidi from the ATL: "I don't know what that means, but bye!"
Just caught this after watching Ep 1 again tonight. Classic!
ETA: Oops! Didn't realize twingonaut got there before me!
Edited by aisela, Dec 15, 2005 @ 4:32 AM.
#16
Posted Dec 15, 2005 @ 5:45 PM
In season one...wendy going
"I love watching them squirm"
Tim Gunn to Daniel F.
"Daniel, you're almost completely on the floor"
"I love watching them squirm"
Tim Gunn to Daniel F.
"Daniel, you're almost completely on the floor"
Edited by Jeff, Dec 15, 2005 @ 9:51 PM.
#17
Posted Dec 15, 2005 @ 9:11 PM
"It's come undone".
#18
Posted Dec 16, 2005 @ 12:26 AM
Tim, re Kara:
What? Is she in some wild panic?
Nick, re Marla:
Look at my wickety wack trim!!!
What? Is she in some wild panic?
Nick, re Marla:
Look at my wickety wack trim!!!
Edited by lavalamp, Dec 16, 2005 @ 12:50 AM.
#19
Posted Dec 16, 2005 @ 1:04 AM
"The Daniel Franco shuffle"
and
whoever said "We need more champagne" for the second challenge...it was stupid but made me laugh XD.
and
whoever said "We need more champagne" for the second challenge...it was stupid but made me laugh XD.
#20
Posted Dec 16, 2005 @ 4:37 AM
So great. Perfectly highlighting the sheer stupidity of searching for a toy embellishment during a timed challenge.What? Is she in some wild panic?
I don't know why this made me laugh so hard. Just the way he said it."Daniel, you're almost completely on the floor"
#21
Posted Dec 16, 2005 @ 8:15 PM
Nick, re Marla:
Look at my wickety wack trim!!!
Haha...I LURVE Nick.
I liked the Tim Gunn-Daniel, you're almost completely on the floor comment, too.
#22
Posted Dec 17, 2005 @ 7:08 AM
"We felt your taste level wasn't there."~Hodi to Kirsten
Followed by Kirsten's departure interview wearing just "the scarf" as a tube top. Its her favorite, "except for maybe the Napolean scarf" Cue Michael Kors eye roll.
Followed by Kirsten's departure interview wearing just "the scarf" as a tube top. Its her favorite, "except for maybe the Napolean scarf" Cue Michael Kors eye roll.
#23
Posted Dec 17, 2005 @ 4:02 PM
If someone who catches one of the zillion repeats can transcribe in full Nick's musings on Marla and her "wiggity-wack trim", it would be most appreciated. My friend and I were laughing so hard that I think we missed some choice quotes. That shit was worthy of embroidery on a pillow.
#24
Posted Dec 17, 2005 @ 4:38 PM
"When I saw her coming down the runway, I thought 'How pretty are you!'" I just want everything to be pretty pretty pretty!
- Eliminated Heidi
Pretty can be boring.
- Nina
And I loved Michael Kors phrase "Deliciously Barbie". Yum yum!
- Eliminated Heidi
Pretty can be boring.
- Nina
And I loved Michael Kors phrase "Deliciously Barbie". Yum yum!
Edited by humble onion, Dec 17, 2005 @ 4:45 PM.
#25
Posted Dec 17, 2005 @ 5:57 PM
From Tim's podcast on the Barbie challenge in reference to Raymundo's bag lady Barbie:
'She was almost slumped over and drooling'.
Nick defending his Barbie design:
'I'm not your usual Uncle Nick.'
'She was almost slumped over and drooling'.
Nick defending his Barbie design:
'I'm not your usual Uncle Nick.'
#26
Posted Dec 21, 2005 @ 1:35 PM
"That sounds like truth to me" - Daniel F. From his audition interview in epsiode 2.1.
Softly spoken and through squinted eyes.
Softly spoken and through squinted eyes.
#27
Posted Dec 22, 2005 @ 1:27 AM
"It's really weird how we keep finishing each others"
(long pause)
"...sentences"
It just makes me laugh how long it took Andrae to catch on.
(long pause)
"...sentences"
It just makes me laugh how long it took Andrae to catch on.
Edited by Rose142, Dec 22, 2005 @ 1:27 AM.
#28
Posted Dec 22, 2005 @ 6:13 AM
Daniel F. to Heidi re: "Lovemaking": "Let me show you something beautiful."
Brain bleach please!
Brain bleach please!
#29
Posted Dec 22, 2005 @ 10:50 AM
"I'm gonn' getchou Tim Gunn." -Wig!Jay from the finale
#30
Posted Dec 22, 2005 @ 12:23 PM
Chloe, crying over Daniel F's elimination: "You're such a good person! And that's SO much more important than being a great designer!"
Ouch...
Ouch...
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