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#871

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Posted Oct 4, 2008 @ 6:37 PM

Castiel (slightly drunken singing) :

~When Irish eyes are smiling,
Sure, 'tis like the morn in Spring.
In the lilt of Irish laughter
You can hear the angels sing.~


#872

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Posted Oct 7, 2008 @ 4:26 PM

Sam: Dean, there's a message in my Alpha Bits. It says "OOOOOO".
Dean: Sam, those are Cheerios.

#873

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Posted Oct 8, 2008 @ 1:34 PM

John: You know what Sam's first word was? It was Dean.
Dean: It was "juice." I was standing right there. He said "juice."
John: Well, he was looking right at you when he said it.

Dean: She actually asked if bullets came in different sizes. Isn't that the cutest thing ever?

Sam: It's okay. It's okay!
Dean: How is this okay?
Sam: ... Well, it's not ideal.

Henriksen: I must say, Winchester, I've got to admire your balls.
Dean: Maybe later.

Dean: I rise from the dead and that's the reception I get?
Sam: Sorry. Next time I'll start a breakaway Jewish sect.

Bobby: Y'all are idiots. I hope you know that.
Dean and Sam: In our defense, we actually do know that.

Dean: A plane is a hunk of metal. Hunks of metal aren't supposed to be in the sky.
Sam: Neither is that flight attendant, and you weren't afraid of her.

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Posted Oct 8, 2008 @ 3:13 PM

Burn Notice? Yes! *highfive*

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Posted Oct 8, 2008 @ 3:45 PM

YED: Why no, Dean, I do not have an obsession with possessing your relatives and invading your personal space! Incest disgusts me. Now eat your Wheaties.

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Posted Oct 8, 2008 @ 4:53 PM

Bobby: Y'all are idiots. I hope you know that.
Dean and Sam: In our defense, we actually do know that.


Hmm...I actually could see that one :)

Nice job!

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Posted Oct 11, 2008 @ 12:06 AM

Dean: So, you gonna go to the policeman's ball?
Henriksen:We don't have balls...
Sam: Well that certainly explains a few things...


yeah, it's stupid, but hey! I'm just a crazed fan trying to be funny! :)

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Posted Oct 15, 2008 @ 9:06 PM

Dean: I rise from the dead and that's the reception I get?
Sam: Sorry. Next time I'll start a breakaway Jewish sect.


And this kinda just reaffirms my belief that there are prime Jesus jokes out there that are not being used.

Also, the juice one: Priceless.

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Posted Nov 16, 2008 @ 10:56 PM

Sam: It's [Thursday].
Dean: So?
Sam: It's just the day that I remind you that I like you and that I think we should be together.

***
[The boys share a bed.]
Sam: Ow.
Dean: What?
Sam: Could we talk about your toenails?
Dean: I'm sorry. I'll cut them.
Sam: Don't you need them for tree climbing and warding off predators?

***
Dean: Sam, my love for you is like this scar - ugly, but permanent.

#880

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Posted Apr 12, 2009 @ 2:37 PM

Sam: Well, our plan worked without a hitch.

Cop: I just checked with (insert lie Sam/Dean told) and it turns out you DO work for them.

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Posted May 14, 2009 @ 6:07 PM

It saddens me to see this thread so dead, so:

Bobby: Listen, I got a call about two creepy dudes hanging out on the playground.
Sam: Really? I haven't seen anything, but I'll keep my eyes open.
Dean: Yeah, we've just been here hanging out in the bushes.
[pause]
Dean: Oh, boy...

Castiel: Look, I'm trusting you both to be professional and to keep this matter completely confidential.
Dean: You got it.
Sam: If you knew how many secrets I was keeping from you already, you'd totally trust me.

John: All right, which one?
Teenage Sam: [points to a random dude] That one.
John: Yeah? Well, that's a stupid person to possess.
Teenage Sam: Does anyone live up to your standards? Maybe we can get ahold of the demon's number. You can call him, tell him how disappointed you are.

Dean: How sure are you?
Sam: Eighty-five, eighty-six percent.
Dean: We've gone on much less.

Dean: [trying to call Sam] Straight to voicemail, huh? That's how we're doing it now? One moderately hot chick comes by and suddenly I'm invisible? You know what, Sam? That's fine. I'm taking the bed next to the window, and don't be surprised if your pillow smells faintly of my butt!

Dean: Don't just get up there and start winging it. That's not how we operate.
Sam: Dude... where have you been for the last four years?

Dean: Great. Now we got a mummy on the loose, and the son of a bitch knows how to drive a stick?

Bobby: Two men are dead! This is not the time for petty sibling squabbles. That's what Thanksgiving is for.

Dean: My name is Detective Bonham. This is my partner... I can't believe I'm blanking. I've done this a million times.

Sam: Oh, and Dean...I just want you to know that no matter what happens, I care about you, and I appreciate you, and, well...I love you, Dean.
[Sam hugs Dean]
Dean: Okay, buddy. I hear you. You know I'm going to be back in, like, half an hour, right? Wow...that is a tight hug.

Sam: Are you sure?
Dean: I'm Al B. Sure watching Diane Sure apply Sure roll-on.
Sam: That's pretty sure.
Dean: That's all day sure

And lines not heard during "When the Levee Breaks":
Sam: You two are my least favorite tag team of all time.
Dean: Really? With Iron Sheik and Nikolai Volkoff on the table?
Sam: Wow. You just made THAT reference.

Edited by kcblue86, May 16, 2009 @ 10:21 AM.


#882

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Posted May 18, 2009 @ 6:09 PM

Dean (with Sam in the Impala): "Excuse me, Have you seen a Blowfish driving a Sportscar?"
Old Lady( as they drive away):"Bloody Winchesters!"

I need something like this after that finale.

Castiel: "I'm not coming with you."
Dean, sort of hurt and taken aback: "Really?...If that's what you want. It's a bit soon. I had so many places I wanted to take you. (Dean then lists off some random awesome backroad's burger places and Hunter roadhouses.)"
Cas says nothing.
Dean, putting on a brave but teary smile: "Thank you...Thank you, Cas. Dude! It's been Awesome!"
Significant pause.
Cas still says nothing.
Dean: " You've saved my life in so many ways."
Cas does the pigeon head tilt thing, watching Dean's reactions. Still says nothing.
Dean: "...you...you're...you're just popping home for a bit of a visit, aren't you? That's what you mean."
Cas: "You...dumbo."
Dean: "...and then you're comin' back."
Cas: "Great big Earth bound dunce!"
Dean: "Yeah."

Edited by ninahdevi, May 18, 2009 @ 6:12 PM.


#883

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Posted May 19, 2010 @ 11:09 PM

Dean: Well, Dad, I think it's only fair to tell you that I'd only be interested in hunting on a temporary basis.
John: Oh?
Dean: Well, you see, actually I was on my way to Australia . . .

#884

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Posted Feb 10, 2011 @ 1:00 PM

Dean singing in the shower-

"I walked down to the river,
stood on the shore.
Seems like the devil's always
trying to get in my door."

Delbert McClinton's "Sending Me Angels" for those who don't know the song.

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Posted May 13, 2011 @ 2:33 PM

Castiel "This outfit sucks, I need a new look...Oooh a sarong!"

#886

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Posted May 17, 2011 @ 1:50 PM

Sam: I was eating Chex mix, but then a bee came over there. And bee's are just...they're freaky, you know? So I just sat there while this bee touched like every piece of mix I had. Then I covered the food with a towel and I just snuck some every time the bee went away. That bee made me it's bitch.

What is this from? I laughed so hard that I was crying. Literally, tears were streaming. I'm at work too.

Dean: I'm looking for a blonde in a union jack. A specific one, I didn't just wake up with a craving.

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Posted May 24, 2011 @ 3:04 AM

I feel this is random but it just came to my head.

Castiel:I love LADY GAGA she speaks to me!
Sam: ME TOO!!!!