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#1

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Posted Nov 3, 2005 @ 11:42 AM

Sam: You know, Sammy is a chubby 12-year-old... it's Sam.
Dean: Sorry, I can't hear you. The music's too loud.

Sam: Dean, what I said about Mom and Dad, I'm sorry.
Dean: Hey, no chick-flick moments.
Sam: All right. Jerk.
Dean: Bitch.

Sam: "Kids are the best"? You don't even like kids.
Dean: I love kids!
Sam: Name three children that you even know.
(long pause)
Dean: I'm thinking!

...I'll let others add the rest!
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Posted Nov 3, 2005 @ 11:53 AM

Dean: That's not even a good picture!

Dean: That Constance chick. What a BITCH!

Dean: Sammy!
Sam: It's Sam.

Dean: Driver picks the music. Shotgun shuts his cakehole.

Dean: Nice work, Sammy.
Sam: Yeah, wish I could say the same for you. What were you thinking shooting Casper in the face, you freak?
Dean: Hey, saved your ass!

Sam: Dad let you go on a hunting trip by yourself?
Dean: I'm 26, dude.
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Posted Nov 3, 2005 @ 11:54 AM

Sam: "Say it in Latin"
Dean: "I know"
Sam: "The Latin is 'Christo'"
Dean: "Dude I know! I'm not an idiot!"
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Posted Nov 3, 2005 @ 11:55 AM

Dean: You want some white meat, Bitch?

That Constance chick. What a BITCH!

Bru, put that one in line for the store.

Edited by witchofnovember, Nov 3, 2005 @ 11:56 AM.

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Posted Nov 3, 2005 @ 11:55 AM

Cop: "Is there anything about you that's real?"
Dean: "My boobs." (Smart ass grin added for extra flavor.)

By the way, I refuse to believe Dean said anything but "boobs". It makes sense, and it's funny.
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Posted Nov 3, 2005 @ 11:57 AM

From just "Skin":

Dean: It sucks, but in a job like this, you canít get close to people. Period.
Sam: Youíre kind of antisocial. You know that?
Dean: Yeah. Whatever...

Sam: Maybe we could see the crime scene.
Becky: Why? What could you do?
Sam: Me? Not much. But, Deanís a cop.
Dean: Detective, actually.

Becky: Are you sure this is okay?
Dean: I am...an officer of the law.

Sam: You caught the keys with your left.
Not!Dean!: Yeah, so?
Sam: Your shoulderís hurt.
Not!Dean!: Yeah, itís better. What do you want me to do? Cry?

Sam: He went to Beckyís. Looking like you.
Dean: Well, heís not stupid, he picked the handsome one.

Sam: It was like he was downloading your thoughts and memories.
Dean: You mean, like a Vulcan mind-meld?
Sam: Yeah...something like that.

Dean: First weíre going to find that handsome devil and kick the holy crap out of him.

Dean: Ugh...the thought of him driving my car.
Sam: Dean, címon...
Dean: Itís...killing me.
Sam: Let it go!
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Posted Nov 3, 2005 @ 12:02 PM

Bru, put that one in line for the store.


Actually, Witchy, it already is. ;)

Another I'm considering is simply:

Jerk. Bitch.

Thoughts?

Oh, and this?

Sam: "Say it in Latin"
Dean: "I know"
Sam: "The Latin is 'Christo'"
Dean: "Dude I know! I'm not an idiot!"


Hysterical! Just because of Dean's face.
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Posted Nov 3, 2005 @ 12:12 PM

Bru, put that one in line for the store.
Actually, Witchy, it already is. ;)


How do you do that? This separate threads thing is confusing me. I already mentioned that in the Meet market, which is obviously not the right place. *blushes*
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Posted Nov 3, 2005 @ 12:20 PM

Actually, Magickly, we weren't talking about the TWoP store. We were talking about my CafePress store:

Shameless Plug for Brothers Dean store

I plan to add products with the "That Constance Chick..." line on them as well as others. Again, what does everyone think of "Jerk. Bitch." as a tagline?
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Posted Nov 3, 2005 @ 12:22 PM

Oh! Well, then in that case, squee! I'm gettin' a Constance shirt! And I'll have to explain it to everybody for the rest of my life. Oh well. Maybe the show will end up being a pop-culture cult hit like Buffy and I won't have to explain the references for long.
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Posted Nov 3, 2005 @ 12:24 PM

Heh, Bru. Maybe Jerk on the front and Bitch on the back?
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Posted Nov 3, 2005 @ 12:25 PM

Heh, Bru. Maybe Jerk on the front and Bitch on the back?†


HELL YES! Okay. So working on those today....

Back to topic:

Dean: I'm Agent Ford. This is Agent Hamill.

BWAH!

Edited by Brunette, Nov 3, 2005 @ 12:27 PM.

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Posted Nov 3, 2005 @ 12:36 PM

Heh. Great minds think alike, Rant.

Sam: Dean, what I said about Mom and Dad, I'm sorry.
Dean: Hey, no chick-flick moments.
Sam: All right. Jerk.
Dean: Bitch.


One of my all-time favorite Brothers Dean exchanges.

The Paris Hilton line is also one of my favorites, along with Dean's white meat taunt to the Wendigo.

Dean: I'm Agent Ford. This is Agent Hamill.


I am always eager to find out what new identities Dean will take.

Edited by Lotamoxie, Nov 3, 2005 @ 12:38 PM.

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Posted Nov 3, 2005 @ 12:44 PM

Yeah, Lotamoxie, I saw we both posted and I figured... well, the mod will pick one, I guess. I always forget to go to the Forum Court, so thanks for making sure they knew.

What? Quotes? Oh, fine:

Sam: When I told Dad I was scared of the thing in my closet, he gave me a .45.
Dean: What was he supposed to do?
Sam: I was nine years old. He was supposed to say, "Don't be afraid of the dark"!
Dean: 'Don't be afraid of the dark'? Are you kidding me? Of course you should be afraid of the dark. You know what's out there!
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Posted Nov 3, 2005 @ 12:43 PM

Sam: Shh! Be quiet.
Dean: No, you be quiet.
Sam: No, you be quiet.
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Posted Nov 3, 2005 @ 12:45 PM

Sam: Shh! Be quiet.
Dean: No, you be quiet.
Sam: No, you be quiet.


This will never get old. Ever.
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Posted Nov 3, 2005 @ 1:17 PM

Sam: Shh! Be quiet.
Dean: No, you be quiet.
Sam: No, you be quiet.

I was so overwhelmed by the asses going through the window that I totally missed this exchange the first time I watched it. Cracked me up the second time, though.

And I know I've said it before, but I LOVE the line, "Are we talking misdemeanor trouble or squeal like a pig trouble."
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Posted Nov 3, 2005 @ 1:17 PM

In Windigo:

Girl: How can I ever thank you?
Dean: [Big smirk}
Girl: MUST you cheapen the moment?
Dean: Yeah!
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Posted Nov 3, 2005 @ 1:21 PM

Hook Man

Dean: He's my brother! Brother! Hey, Brother! (grinning and waving like a dork)

Hee. I loved that.
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Posted Nov 3, 2005 @ 1:26 PM

Fratboy: Will you get my back?
Dean: He's the artist. The things he can do with a brush. /suggestive

And later...

Dean: You missed a spot.
Sam: *dirty look*

Also...

Dean: Do you believe her?
Sam: Yeah, I do.
Dean: Yeah, I think she's hot too.

Edited by joyfulgirl41, Nov 3, 2005 @ 1:31 PM.

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Posted Nov 3, 2005 @ 1:48 PM

(in Hook man when Dean is digging up the 'unmarked' grave)

"That's it. Next time I get to watch the cute chick's house."

And in the pilot "Agent Mulder, Agent Scully"
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Posted Nov 3, 2005 @ 1:53 PM

"Are we talking misdemeanor trouble or squeal like a pig trouble."



Okay, that HAS to go on a shirt.
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Posted Nov 3, 2005 @ 2:10 PM

Dean: I taste good!

(What?)
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Posted Nov 3, 2005 @ 2:24 PM

Driver picks the music. Shotgun shuts his cakehole.

This? So needs to go on a Metallicar shirt!
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Posted Nov 3, 2005 @ 2:24 PM

Frankly, either of the brothers Dean could read the dictionary to me in their sweet Texas accents and I'd be in heaven. But I also love the following lines:

Dean: Are we talking misdemeanor trouble or squeal like a pig trouble?

Becky: What do you think this is a Hooters?
Dean: I wish!

Dean: [To Jess] You're way out of Sam's league

Hmm they all seem to be Dean lines...
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Posted Nov 3, 2005 @ 2:26 PM

Hmm they all seem to be Dean lines...


Dean seems to get the best (and most memorable) lines.
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Posted Nov 3, 2005 @ 2:38 PM

From the pilot. It still makes me laugh

Sam: What are you doing here?
Dean: Looking for a beer.
Sam: What the heck are you doing here?
Dean: Okay, all right. We gotta talk.
Sam: Um, the phone?
Dean: If I woulda called you would you have picked up?

Pilot:

Boy you are officially a suspect.
That makes sense, 'cause when the first person went missing back in '82, I was three.

Bloody Mary:

Do I look like Paris Hilton?

Dean really does get the best lines.

Edited by dramawitch, Nov 3, 2005 @ 2:42 PM.

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Posted Nov 3, 2005 @ 3:46 PM

Okay, that HAS to go on a shirt.


Done.

This? So needs to go on a Metallicar shirt!


Working on this.

That makes sense, 'cause when the first person went missing back in '82, I was three.


BWAH! I forgot about this one.

Another one I like is from Wendigo:

Dean: I don't do shorts.
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Posted Nov 3, 2005 @ 3:50 PM

Another one I like is from Wendigo:

Dean: I don't do shorts.


That would look cute on a pair of sweatpants.
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Posted Nov 3, 2005 @ 3:52 PM

OMFG! Those shirts are awesome.
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