Jump to content

Favorite Quotes: "This is a very small bed"


  • Please log in to reply

1393 replies to this topic

#211

azultunes

azultunes

    Channel Surfer

Posted Dec 17, 2005 @ 7:25 PM

Does anyone know where you can find Meh's VO's from this season, specifically the VO's at the end of the episodes?
Thanks
  • 0

#212

SwanLake

SwanLake

    Channel Surfer

Posted Dec 18, 2005 @ 1:35 AM

Meh's Dirrty Uncle Sal Speech:

"Because he's Dirty Unlce Sal! (insert awkward pause, strange looks, springy sound effects, and little confused sputters from Christina and George with a slight glare from Izzy here) He's Dirty Uncle Sal! He's the one who embarrasses everyone at family reunions and who can't be left alone with the teenage girls but you invite him to the picnic anyway. (pause, looks, sound effect, sputters, and glare continue) I have a mother who doesn't recognize me and as far as family goes this hospital, you guys, are it. So I know you're pissed at Alex but maybe you could try and help him anyway--sort of like in the spirit of this holiday you keep shoving down everybody's throats!"
  • 0

#213

Qui

Qui

    Couch Potato

Posted Dec 18, 2005 @ 4:47 AM

The best part is Mere saying she knows Izzy's hurt, which is why they let her turn the living room into "Santa's freaking village".
  • 0

#214

Lyssanick

Lyssanick

    Couch Potato

Posted Dec 18, 2005 @ 3:15 PM

Meh's Dirrty Uncle Sal Speech:



Thank you!
  • 0

#215

CelticGoddess

CelticGoddess

    Couch Potato

Posted Dec 19, 2005 @ 9:28 PM

"Shut up. I'm your person"
  • 0

#216

Maman de Soleil

Maman de Soleil

    Loyal Viewer

Posted Dec 20, 2005 @ 6:02 AM

Does anyone have Bailey's "I'm pregnant, you blind moron" speech? I'd appreciate it.
  • 0

#217

whereismycastle

whereismycastle

    Video Archivist

Posted Dec 21, 2005 @ 2:09 AM

To answer a question from one of the first pages of this thread, I absolutely did see this thread as 'This is a very bad smell'....

...In the back of my mind when I read that I thought maybe it would be a thread about people's opinions on the grossest thing to happen so far on the show. After all, a badly dressed wound would smell pretty bad, and that would be pretty 'freakin' (to quote Mer) gross.

Forget Mrs. Dr. Preston Burke, I totally want to be Mrs. Dr. George O'Malley....he is positively adorable.
  • 0

#218

SwanLake

SwanLake

    Channel Surfer

Posted Dec 23, 2005 @ 1:43 AM

About the MehVO's question, there are a lot of those quoted at imbd.com under the "Memorable Quotes" section.
  • 0

#219

greenbeane

greenbeane

    Just Tuned In

Posted Dec 23, 2005 @ 4:59 PM

Izzie: Because it's what JESUS would FREAKIN' do!


Loved this. KH's delivery of that line was perfect.

And here's Bailey's "I'm pregnant you blind moron" speech Maman de Soleil.

Bailey: Iím pregnant you blind moron.
Webber: Youíre what?
Bailey: My heart rate is 110, Iím burning three thousand calories a day, my legs are swollen, I got indigestion and gas. Did you know carrying a boy in your uterus means you burn ten percent more calories than if you had a girl? Guess what Iím carrying. I tried for seven damn years and a month before my fellowship notifications the stick turns blue. MenÖ From the very beginning they just suck the life right out of you. Iím not leaving. Iím pregnant.


  • 0

#220

youdidntseeme23

youdidntseeme23

    Couch Potato

Posted Dec 24, 2005 @ 12:10 PM

Oh wow, I came on here to put in "Beacuse it's what JESUS would FREAKIN' DO!" and I saw it was already up, like five times, haha, but this just made me realize how hilarious George and Cristina are. George has some great lines like "I can't talk to you with his hand on your boob." and "You just shot Dad in the ass!? Are you happy NOW!?" Oh and Cristina's WASP line about how liquor is their oxygen? I mean, this show is just too good.
  • 0

#221

winebox

winebox

    Couch Potato

Posted Dec 24, 2005 @ 9:02 PM

All I have to do is look at one of the quotes from the "Into you like a Train" episode and I'm in tears. I cried so much during that ep it was pathetic. I just love this show. When Season One comes out on DVD, I am so getting it.

And here is my quote from the Train episode: "My point is this: whoever said, 'What you don't know can't hurt you'? Was a complete and total moron. 'Cause, for most people I know, not knowing is the worst feeling in the world." I heart DrunkMere!!

YES!!!

Edited by winebox, Dec 24, 2005 @ 9:09 PM.

  • 0

#222

JeS 47

JeS 47

    Fanatic

Posted Dec 24, 2005 @ 9:16 PM

Into You Like a Train is in season 2. And I loved the episode too.
  • 0

#223

winebox

winebox

    Couch Potato

Posted Dec 24, 2005 @ 9:24 PM

"She's cracking jokes. How do you tell someone she's going to be dead in a few minutes when they're cracking jokes?" McDreamy

Did anyone NOT cry during this scene??? I was a total puddle of heartbreak for this entire episode.
  • 0

#224

winebox

winebox

    Couch Potato

Posted Dec 24, 2005 @ 9:28 PM

Into You Like a Train is in season 2. And I loved the episode too.


JeS47, yes, I know that episode is from Season 2, but I didn't start watching this show regularly until this season, which is why I have to get Season 1. I can just imagine the pure gold I missed from last season. This show rocks.
  • 0

#225

JeS 47

JeS 47

    Fanatic

Posted Dec 24, 2005 @ 9:37 PM

Oh, I'm sorry! I misunderstood your first post. You were talking about the episode, then how you couldn't wait for the DVD's. I'm tired and clearly not processing things well.

Also, you shoud be careful not to double post. I'd hate to see you get smacked for it. If no one's posted after you, just edit your original post.
  • 0

#226

flux

flux

Posted Dec 25, 2005 @ 12:00 AM

"She's cracking jokes. How do you tell someone she's going to be dead in
a few minutes when they're cracking jokes?" McDreamy


Actually this quote was from George. I've seen every episode way too many times.
  • 0

#227

Russ Mel

Russ Mel

    Loyal Viewer

Posted Dec 30, 2005 @ 1:30 PM

Don't know if this is a "quotes thread" thing, but I was wondering last night as I watched S1 eps: Has anyone counted the number of times the word "seriously" is uttered in each episode?

I seem to remember an old Felicity site that tracked the number of times the characters said "hey" to each other... It was actually kind of funny. I bet the "seriously" count on GA would be scarily high some eps. The more I watch, the more I notice how often the word is used. I might just be geeky enough to go back and do a count. Gosh -- I have no life. [sigh]
  • 0

#228

calgrrl

calgrrl

    Channel Surfer

Posted Jan 2, 2006 @ 4:07 PM

Last week, I rewatched all the episodes thus far and I'm so hooked onto this show, it's almost embarrassing.

I love the writing - it's sharp, chock full of witty one-liners and quotables especially for the snarky Sandra and Chandra...I'll try to quote ones not already posted here:

Bailey: McDreamy, go sit by someone who cares.

Bailey: No-one holds a scalpel until I'm so happy I'm Mary Freaking Poppins.

Yang: (On Judy Dolls) I dissected them, cut off their arms, shaved their heads.
Alex: Sounds like there is a second twisted story behind this...
Yang: They are sexist, distorted, devil toys creating unrealistic image expectations in the porn driven minds of men.
Bailey: Swallow a bitter pill this morning, Yang? They are dolls.

Burke: Who's Dr McDreamy?
Bailey: I am. I'm tall, handsome...I like to lean against things and ponder the difficulties of dating beautiful women....I'm trying to be a surgeon here!

Cristina: (to Meredith) We don’t have to do that thing you know where I say something and then you say something and then somebody cries and there’s like a moment…

Cristina: So here’s where we are. I work too much. I’m competitive. I’m always right. And I snore.
Burke: What?
Cristina: I’m trying here.
Burke: Ohhhhh.
Cristina: Yeah.
Burke: So?
Cristina: Okay. We’re a couple. Whatever. Don’t make a big deal about it.

Burke: (to Cristina) You know what you're feeling now? That's why I have to believe there's something bigger than me. If I didn't, that powerlessness would eat me alive.

Izzie: Well, for what it's worth, I take issue with her salmon colored scrubs. I mean what self respecting surgeon wears salmon colored scrubs?
  • 0

#229

smoothcriminal

smoothcriminal

    Fanatic

Posted Jan 2, 2006 @ 6:15 PM

Because your George and I'm Christina
  • 0

#230

ThatGrrl

ThatGrrl

    Fanatic

Posted Jan 4, 2006 @ 3:19 PM

Xtina:  "Meredith's a WASP, isn't she? Liquor is like oxygen for WASPs."

I loved George's answer to that: "That's why we don't have any."

The whole Thanksgiving show was great. I particularly enjoyed when Burke walked Izzie through the turkey "surgery." "It's leaking. What are you going to do?!" Heh.
  • 0

#231

haleyj

haleyj

    Fanatic

Posted Jan 9, 2006 @ 3:45 PM

My Contributions:

Christina:What was I supposed to do? Blow off my boyfriend for Thanksgiving? (pause) I tried to. He wouldn't blow. He's like something sticky that won't blow off.

Alex: I like your rack and I'd want them around if I could have them, trust me I would, but it wouldn't be the end of the world if you got rid of them... because really, I'd want *you*.
  • 0

#232

Marquis

Marquis

    Couch Potato

Posted Jan 10, 2006 @ 10:33 AM

This is from Season 2 episode 3 I think when Christina collapses in Burke's operating room. Izzie and Bailey are upstairs in the viewing room and it goes something like this:

Bailey:Do you have a problem?

Izzie: No.

Bailey: Do you have a mocha latte?

Izzie: No.

Bailey: Then go away.
  • 0

#233

Pop Culture Freak

Pop Culture Freak

    Stalker

Posted Jan 10, 2006 @ 11:46 AM

Izzie (to Alex): Go ahead, call me Dr. Model. But while you're sitting on 200 grand in loans, I'm out of debt.
  • 0

#234

missmoore

missmoore

    Channel Surfer

Posted Jan 11, 2006 @ 4:23 AM

From the much loved (by me) Christmas episode:

One of my favorites from the excellent (IMO) actor who played Justin after Christina told him that he had no say in whether or not he got a new heart.

Justin: My mother's a liar. You heard her. She said the heart came from Santa Claus. She shouldn't get to decide ANYTHING.

The delivery was perfect.

Also

Christina: I'm a 55 year old man and I'm nauseous and I can't stop throwing up.
Alex: Forget it, alright. I didn't ask for anybody's help.
Christina: OK EvilSpawn, you can nurse your pride; keyword being "nurse" or you can pass your test and be a doctor. Up to you.
Alex (after slight pause): Any abdominal pain?
Christina: Yes, from my giant fat belly all the way to my back. Oh! and I'm drunk. Hiccup!Hiccup!

That just about killed me.

Edited because it is (apparently) much easier to proof-read AFTER you click the submit button.

Edited by missmoore, Jan 11, 2006 @ 4:31 AM.

  • 0

#235

LittleRed

LittleRed

    Channel Surfer

Posted Jan 13, 2006 @ 1:19 PM

Some of my favorite scenes are the ones between Bailey and McDreamy. Does anyone know which episode it is when Meredith is completely depressed and McDreamy goes to talk to her, but gets cut off by Bailey? Bailey says something that I absolutely love, something like, "She's a train wreck, and the best thing you can do for her is just let her heal." And then she, like, shoos him off. Does anyone know exactly what it is that she says to him?
  • 0

#236

RandomRanter

RandomRanter

    Couch Potato

Posted Jan 13, 2006 @ 3:31 PM

Its from "Something to Talk About"
  • 0

#237

LittleRed

LittleRed

    Channel Surfer

Posted Jan 13, 2006 @ 10:35 PM

Thanks much, RandomRanter!

You know, that "pick me" line is when I really started to dislike Meredith. The way I see it, that episode is when it stopped being about her and McDreamy, and became all about her and how she's been done wrong.

I'm just sort of going through all these pages of quote, so please excuse any series of comments that seem to date far far back. That being said, I really HATE the "I'm your person" line.

Don't triple post, please. Just edit your original post using the edit button. Thanks.

Edited by Erin, Jan 16, 2006 @ 9:58 AM.

  • 0

#238

sarah1225

sarah1225

    Fanatic

Posted Jan 13, 2006 @ 11:35 PM

Welcome LittleRed. Just so you know, you can edit posts so you don't have to do it three times in a row. I also hated the "I'm your person" line.
  • 0

#239

BostonsKrissy

BostonsKrissy

    Fanatic

Posted Jan 15, 2006 @ 11:02 PM

McDreamy: "There is a land called Passive Agressiva, and you are their queen."
  • 0

#240

sarah1225

sarah1225

    Fanatic

Posted Jan 15, 2006 @ 11:04 PM

Did anyone tape the episode? And can they give me a recap of what was said in the elevator between McD and McS?
  • 0