What are your favourite quotes?
Favorite Quotes: "This is a very small bed"
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Anki
, Nov 01 2005 09:55 PM
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#1
Posted Nov 1, 2005 @ 9:55 PM
#2
Posted Nov 1, 2005 @ 9:58 PM
Definitely George, when he said, "Make the lambs stop screaming," in the episode "Make Me Lose Control." They give him great one-liners.
#3
Posted Nov 1, 2005 @ 10:00 PM
"Get naked, baby boy!"
--Christina, to George, in a game of strip poker at the party.
--Christina, to George, in a game of strip poker at the party.
#4
Posted Nov 1, 2005 @ 10:03 PM
"Go upholster something" is gonna take some beating, IMO for funny bone stuff and McD's entire trailer speech at the end of Ep 1.08 needs to be in there for sheer turn-me-to-mushabilty.
#5
Posted Nov 1, 2005 @ 10:16 PM
"Slutty Mistress." -Cristina Yang
"Cheating Whore." -Meredith Grey
I believe the lines went like that.
"You're sexually harassing me." -Meredith Grey
"I'm riding an elevator." -Derek Shepherd
"...so these three saucy, bad, naughty nurses..." -Cristina Yang
"A non-fat one?" -Can't remember. (Help me out? Cristina's mom? Meredith?)
"No, a fat one." -Cristina Yang
"Seriously? Seriously. SERIOUSLY?!" - I know Meredith and Izzie said it, but it just suited Izzie Stevens more.
"Alright, she's Satan's whore." -Alex Karev
"Cheating Whore." -Meredith Grey
I believe the lines went like that.
"You're sexually harassing me." -Meredith Grey
"I'm riding an elevator." -Derek Shepherd
"...so these three saucy, bad, naughty nurses..." -Cristina Yang
"A non-fat one?" -Can't remember. (Help me out? Cristina's mom? Meredith?)
"No, a fat one." -Cristina Yang
"Seriously? Seriously. SERIOUSLY?!" - I know Meredith and Izzie said it, but it just suited Izzie Stevens more.
"Alright, she's Satan's whore." -Alex Karev
Edited by youdidntseeme23, Nov 1, 2005 @ 10:18 PM.
#6
Posted Nov 1, 2005 @ 10:15 PM
"All you people ever think about is sex. No wonder you got syphillis."
--Bailey, to George.
She said "pregnant whore."
And that was Christina's mother.
--Bailey, to George.
Slutty Mistress." -Cristina Yang
"Cheating Whore." -Meredith Grey
She said "pregnant whore."
"A non-fat one?" -Can't remember. (Help me out? Cristina's mom? Meredith?)
"No, a fat one." -Cristina Yang
And that was Christina's mother.
Edited by ottergreen, Nov 1, 2005 @ 10:17 PM.
#7
Posted Nov 1, 2005 @ 10:16 PM
"Porn? As pain management?"
Bailey rawks!
Bailey rawks!
#8
Posted Nov 1, 2005 @ 10:18 PM
"You're so damn stupid."- Bailey to McDreamy. Classic, and not at all off-base.
#9
Posted Nov 1, 2005 @ 10:19 PM
Meredith: You should take something.
Cristina: Drugs are for babies.
Izzie: I hate Alex.
Cristina: And the non sequitour award goes to...
Izzie: I'm sorry, but I hate Alex.
Meredith: I broke up with Derek.
Cristina: Burke wants to have a relationship.
Izzie: Boys are stupid.
Cristina: Yep.
Meredith: You know what is ruined for me? Ferryboats. I used to love ferryboats. And, Derek's got a thing for ferryboats. Now, everytime I see a fricking ferryboat...
Cristina: You know what was ruined for me? Corony artery bipass graphs...and aeortic anuerisms. God, I used to love aeortic anuerisms.
Meredith: You're just pissed that two women got the harvest.
Alex: I'm just pissed that anyone except me got the harvest. Boobs in no way factor into this. Unless you want to show me yours.
Meredith: I'm going to become a lesbian.
Cristina: Me too.
Meredith: Dr. Shepherd? I'm sorry I called you a jackass.
Dr. Shepherd: You didn't.
Meredith: I did...twice.
Meredith: I hate you! [takes slice of cake from Izzie] And I hate your cake!
Izzie: No, no, the cake is good.
Derek: Meredith... (To Addison) You really are Satan, you realize that right? If Satan were to take physical form he'd be you, everywhere all the time.
too much? I have lots more...
Cristina: Drugs are for babies.
Izzie: I hate Alex.
Cristina: And the non sequitour award goes to...
Izzie: I'm sorry, but I hate Alex.
Meredith: I broke up with Derek.
Cristina: Burke wants to have a relationship.
Izzie: Boys are stupid.
Cristina: Yep.
Meredith: You know what is ruined for me? Ferryboats. I used to love ferryboats. And, Derek's got a thing for ferryboats. Now, everytime I see a fricking ferryboat...
Cristina: You know what was ruined for me? Corony artery bipass graphs...and aeortic anuerisms. God, I used to love aeortic anuerisms.
Meredith: You're just pissed that two women got the harvest.
Alex: I'm just pissed that anyone except me got the harvest. Boobs in no way factor into this. Unless you want to show me yours.
Meredith: I'm going to become a lesbian.
Cristina: Me too.
Meredith: Dr. Shepherd? I'm sorry I called you a jackass.
Dr. Shepherd: You didn't.
Meredith: I did...twice.
Meredith: I hate you! [takes slice of cake from Izzie] And I hate your cake!
Izzie: No, no, the cake is good.
Derek: Meredith... (To Addison) You really are Satan, you realize that right? If Satan were to take physical form he'd be you, everywhere all the time.
too much? I have lots more...
#10
Posted Nov 1, 2005 @ 10:20 PM
"Do you think you could move this tail-wagon?" (or "tail-waggin'): Bailey, to Meh & McDreamy.
"You're my person.": Xtina to Meh.
"You gave me syphilis!": George to FBB.
You know, mine are only funny in context....
"You're my person.": Xtina to Meh.
"You gave me syphilis!": George to FBB.
You know, mine are only funny in context....
It was Xtina's mom."A non-fat one?" -Can't remember. (Help me out? Cristina's mom? Meredith?)
"No, a fat one." -Cristina Yang
#11
Posted Nov 1, 2005 @ 10:19 PM
"Ten years of marriage and I didn't even get to finish my damn Lobster"- Bailey
#12
Posted Nov 1, 2005 @ 10:32 PM
"Your tiny, ineffectual fists" - McDreamy to Meh, way back in season one sometime
#13
Posted Nov 1, 2005 @ 10:36 PM
I liked Christina's "SOMEBODY SEDATE ME!". It made me cry a little.
#14
Posted Nov 1, 2005 @ 10:36 PM
Derek : Im from NY, genetically engineered to dislike everywhere else
I think thats how it went.
I think thats how it went.
#15
Posted Nov 1, 2005 @ 10:43 PM
My favourite, above all was when George was talking to Izzie about his syphilis.
"Yeah? How am I gonna tell her? Hey Olivia, how you doing? By the way, I got the syph, how 'bout you?"
..But his "make the lambs stop screaming" is a close second
"Yeah? How am I gonna tell her? Hey Olivia, how you doing? By the way, I got the syph, how 'bout you?"
..But his "make the lambs stop screaming" is a close second
#16
Posted Nov 1, 2005 @ 10:52 PM
"Fine..she's Satans whore "
"Thank You "
Alex and Meh in Into You like a Train
"Thank You "
Alex and Meh in Into You like a Train
#17
Posted Nov 1, 2005 @ 10:55 PM
Meh: Crap!
McD: Crap!
McD: Crap!
#18
Posted Nov 1, 2005 @ 10:58 PM
George: I'm a sponge
George: Im an investigative sponge
Christina" It's your territory and she's peeing all over it.
George: Im an investigative sponge
Christina" It's your territory and she's peeing all over it.
#19
Posted Nov 1, 2005 @ 10:58 PM
George (on learning that he lost MamaMeh for the second time): Oh, crap!
#20
Posted Nov 1, 2005 @ 11:00 PM
(All the interns just find out that McDreamy is McMarried and are pissed at him. However McDreamy is going to be doing a “stand still operation” on a patient in the ITC.)
Christina grabs the chart of the patient from George
George: What are you doing?
Christina: Uh… I’m on her side… but we are talking about some stand still here… Recognize!
From: Rain Drops Keep Falling on my Head 2:1
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(Derek sarcastically congrats Burke on getting the temp Chief job after Derek operated on the Cheif's brain)
Derek: I’m well aware of his recovery time. I’m the one who operated on him, remember?
Burke: I do, you operated, he survived, and he chose me to take over while he recruited your wife.
Derek: Clearly he has brain damage.
Christina grabs the chart of the patient from George
George: What are you doing?
Christina: Uh… I’m on her side… but we are talking about some stand still here… Recognize!
From: Rain Drops Keep Falling on my Head 2:1
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(Derek sarcastically congrats Burke on getting the temp Chief job after Derek operated on the Cheif's brain)
Derek: I’m well aware of his recovery time. I’m the one who operated on him, remember?
Burke: I do, you operated, he survived, and he chose me to take over while he recruited your wife.
Derek: Clearly he has brain damage.
#21
Posted Nov 1, 2005 @ 11:02 PM
McDreamy:blahblahwoe-is-meblahbecakes
Bailey: Joe, do I look friendly to you?
Bartender Joe: Oh, you're a tiny little kitten of joy and love... Whaaat? He (McDreamy)saved my life.
Bailey: His first mistake. McDreamy go sit by someone who cares.
McDreamy: blahblahwoe-is-meblahbecakes
Bailey (off-the-chain delivery): You so damn stupid.
Bailey: Joe, do I look friendly to you?
Bartender Joe: Oh, you're a tiny little kitten of joy and love... Whaaat? He (McDreamy)saved my life.
Bailey: His first mistake. McDreamy go sit by someone who cares.
McDreamy: blahblahwoe-is-meblahbecakes
Bailey (off-the-chain delivery): You so damn stupid.
Edited by dimplez, Nov 1, 2005 @ 11:04 PM.
#22
Posted Nov 1, 2005 @ 11:07 PM
Paraphrasing, after Christine has paged Burke and asked for his help finding the leg:
Burke: Christina, I can't be your boyfriend when we're on duty.
Christina: So, can I have sex with someone else when we're on duty?
Burke: Christina, I can't be your boyfriend when we're on duty.
Christina: So, can I have sex with someone else when we're on duty?
#23
Posted Nov 1, 2005 @ 11:20 PM
Hateful! Hateful! Hateful! -- Izzie
#24
Posted Nov 1, 2005 @ 11:34 PM
The whole opening to Enough is Enough talking about the stupid boy penises and how Burke turned Christina into a stupid fat pregnant girl
#25
Posted Nov 1, 2005 @ 11:42 PM
The whole opening to Enough is Enough talking about the stupid boy penises and how Burke turned Christina into a stupid fat pregnant girl
Meh: Penises, Izzie!
Christina: Estrogen, George!
Hee.
#26
Posted Nov 1, 2005 @ 11:49 PM
Burke: You're sick. I'll take you home.
Cristina: This isn't going to make me go home! You go home!
Burke: But I feel fine?
I don't know why, but it just cracks me up.
Cristina: This isn't going to make me go home! You go home!
Burke: But I feel fine?
I don't know why, but it just cracks me up.
#27
Posted Nov 2, 2005 @ 12:05 AM
I love the funny ones, but my favorite sappy one is
Derek: Its like I was drowning and you saved me.
Derek: Its like I was drowning and you saved me.
#28
Posted Nov 2, 2005 @ 12:07 AM
Oh how quickly he forgot and went back to McSatan..
#29
Posted Nov 2, 2005 @ 12:08 AM
Izzie: Boys are stupid
Izzie: You know what? You're gonna have to get over the whole man thing, George! We're women! We have vaginas! Get used to it!
George: I am not your sister!
George: Naked!. I am naked in the shower!
Meredith : [about her new roommates] I can't stand them.
Cristina: Why? What do they do?
Meredith: Do? They do everything! They act cute, and watch movies together, and talk, and laugh, and share food, and... breathe...
Cristina: Get rid of them.
So many more to choose from.
Izzie: You know what? You're gonna have to get over the whole man thing, George! We're women! We have vaginas! Get used to it!
George: I am not your sister!
George: Naked!. I am naked in the shower!
Meredith : [about her new roommates] I can't stand them.
Cristina: Why? What do they do?
Meredith: Do? They do everything! They act cute, and watch movies together, and talk, and laugh, and share food, and... breathe...
Cristina: Get rid of them.
So many more to choose from.
#30
Posted Nov 2, 2005 @ 12:13 AM
"you know, if you think you're charming, in that talented, neurotic, overly moused hair sort of way, good for you ..." Bailey to McDreamy. In the elevator.
McDreamy: How goes our special super secret silent sunset surgery?
Bailey (to Meredith): He has too much time on his hands.
McDreamy: How goes our special super secret silent sunset surgery?
Bailey (to Meredith): He has too much time on his hands.
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