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[StickyKeys]

What would this show be like if it had HBO funding and freedom?


1. We would have seen Veronica's tits by now.

2. Tea Bag? Would have had his tongue cut out and his hands cut off so he could never tell about the escape plan.

What other things would be different?

[LolaRuns]

Michael would be indefinitively more crazy and disturbed.

T-Bag would be Schillinger.

Half of the characters would be doing drugs (Sara would cut into her doctor's stash, Michael would be popping pills for his affliction, T-Bag would have little drug parties at his cell like Adebisi, Lincoln would be doing heroin instead of pot, Veronica would at least be doing pot in the Veronica/Linc flashbacks, where we would totally see her tits).

Edited by LolaRuns, Nov 1, 2005 @ 8:45 AM.

[Miss Apple]

Two words: Naked. Michael.

[LolaRuns]

Plus we'd probably get to see Sara jacking off (the way Octavia did in a recent episode of Rome). Just in case anybody was confused about her true motivation ;)

[Pop Culture Freak]

If only, Miss Apple, if only...

But I don't want to see Sara jacking off. Unless it's Michael she's... okay, I'm not going to go there.

[StickyKeys]

HA!

Lots of cussing, every other word would be swears.

Bellick? Dead by suffocating on Abruzzi's greasy hair.

Pope's son would have been a male hustler that was killed during a job and the person who did it will be the next transfer into Fox River.

[Crandle]

There would actually be some sweet sweet HoYaymaking between Michael and Sucre.

[sueli769]

There would actually be some sweet sweet HoYaymaking between Michael and Sucre.

You mean there isn't now? lol

[StickyKeys]

I know y'all caught that little wink in the last ep! Where's the HoYay thread?

Also, Sucre would be a total Latino gang-leading bad@ss!

Pharmacist would run the blacks, and T-Bag the Aryans.

Westmoreland would totally have killed someone already, but it would be in complete self defense, and in retaliation, he would be served chili and told later that Marilyn was inside!

[simpatico]

he would be served chili and told later that Marilyn was inside!

Hee! Why can't they do that on this show? It'd actually be less gruesome than showing the actual dead cat, except totally Fried Green Tomatoes!

[LolaRuns]

Plus it would have been a lot funnier. (yes, I have no heart)

[simpatico]

Heh, I was thinking it Lola, but decided against it so I wouldn't have to deal with the wrath of the Church of the Latter Day Marilyns.

[glory85]

Hee! If PB was on HBO instead of Fox...

We'd have the Drums/Free Jazz Of Impending Doom (ala Oz) instead of the Rap Music of Impending Racial Violence.

Marilyn would have been disemboweled. (I don't endorse animal cruelty, I'm just sayin'.)

T-Bag would have had his way with Michael already.

T-Bag would have been thrown over a railing by now.

We'd know who's circumcised and who isn't.

Nick and Veronica would have banged each other by now.

We would have seen LJ getting high.

LJ's mom would have called someone "asshole." (I'm sad she died before that happened.)

Lincoln would totally be getting high on death row.

We'd get gratuitous shots of Sucre tonguing down Michael.

[montferrat]

We'd get gratuitous shots of Sucre tonguing down Michael.

Thank you. There'd be no Ho!Yay! hints, those boys would be licking nipples, frenching, lying naked on top of each other, and...and....

<takes bathroom break>

Ok, and, yes, T-bag would have pragged Michael in the first episode.

[StickyKeys]

Abruzzi would be running the drug trade and would recruit Michael as his mule.

Fibonacci would have BEEN dead, probably by Michael, just to screw with Abruzzi.

[ashanta]

We'd get gratuitous shots of Sucre tonguing down Michael.

Goddamn, I wish the show was on HBO. And that I got HBO.

Edited by ashanta, Nov 6, 2005 @ 11:58 PM.

[BrownEyedBabe]

Two words: Naked. Michael.

Or three words: Naked, Wet, Michael.

:)

[ToddyEnglish]

Naked, wet, Lincoln, Sucre, kissing, shower....>=)

True, storywise, Lincoln and Sucre are hardly together...But damn if they aren't sexy. >=)

Infact, I want to see some prison romance ala Keller and Beecher...God I loved them and their hot lovin!

Edited by ToddyEnglish, Nov 11, 2005 @ 1:57 PM.

[StickyKeys]

BEECHER AND KELLER 4-EVAH!!!!

*ahem*

True, storywise, Lincoln and Sucre are hardly together...But damn if they aren't sexy. >=)

Heh, they are hardly together, but you'd like to see them together... hardly.

Linc is a big scary dude. He would be AWESOME as Torquemada!

[LolaRuns]

True, storywise, Lincoln and Sucre are hardly together...

It should be noted that technically Linc can't stand Sucre. At least based on what he said about him in celltest. Not that would be any reason to assume that they can't be together....hardly. A lot.

[ToddyEnglish]

Well, if Lincoln doesn't end up seducing Sucre, Micheal and Sucre are the next best thing...>=)

Linc is a big scary dude. He would be AWESOME as Torquemada!

What's a Torquemada??? Any enquiring mind wants to know!


In conclusion...If Prison Break were on HBO it would be OZ.

Edited by ToddyEnglish, Nov 12, 2005 @ 1:21 PM.

[StickyKeys]

Bobby Cannavale played this character named Torquemada on the last season of Oz. He was this pimp, druggie, gay sex club owner piece of frickin awesomeness. Linc would totally be him, and Prison Break would so be OZ.

[spritely]

If this was HBO we'd have seen the ass as well as the uncomfortable face of MS during the search scene post conjugal visit.

This may get me kicked out of the church, but for once I'm glad this was on FOX. That scene lasts a few beats to long for my comfort. I can live without seeing ass if it had to be in that context.

Edited by spritely, Nov 16, 2005 @ 1:15 AM.

[ToddyEnglish]

This may get me kicked out of the church, but for once I'm glad this was on FOX. That scene last a few beats to long for my comfort. I can live without seeing ass if it had to be in that context.

Oh, getting anal probed is so not sexy...So I agree. But I would have liked to see some Scoffield ass shots by now...***sigh**

Oh Sticky, now I totally remember Torquemada...LOL!

I remember his one line, "I only watch...I've never been with male nor female, fish nor fowl..." lol...Classic. The thought of him and Alvarez together was totally yum...
Linc would be a good Torquemada! Only he isn't puerto Rican. He is a big, tall, scary/sexy guy.
Prison break needs a Torquemada inmate...

[Goriddle]

You all beat me in bringing up Torquemada.

I also agree that if PB were on HBO, it would be Oz. Or better yet, Oz: The Next Generation.

[henry8]

If PB was on HBO, we be could be looking at an 8-12 month hiatus instead of 4!

But naked Michael, Sucre, and Linc would be worth the wait.

[StickyKeys]

Oz TNG would rule!

Whatever it takes...!

[pafirefly]

Naked, wet, Lincoln, Sucre, kissing, shower....>=)

Ew, for a split second I thought that read Lincoln and Michael. Prison incest is not a good mental image!

[suntzu]

Two words: Conjugal. Visits. 'Nuff said.