Martha
#1
Posted Sep 9, 2005 @ 12:32 AM
Here's her first week lineup:
Monday - Marcia Cross
Tuesday - Poncho Day with David Spade
Wednesday - Jay Leno
Thursday - Diddy teaches Martha how to rap
Friday - Martha's Mother's 91st Birthday show
A diverse line up, I guess you could say. I'm kind of looking forward to watching a bit of it to see how Martha acts in interviews. She always seems really fake in her previous daytime show, so I'll be interested to see how she is without the script.
#2
Posted Sep 9, 2005 @ 12:53 AM
#3
Posted Sep 9, 2005 @ 1:52 AM
Can't wait to see it, just so I can nurture my masochistic side, as watching Martha always makes me feel like crap.
#4
Posted Sep 9, 2005 @ 6:56 AM
#5
Posted Sep 9, 2005 @ 7:30 AM
#6
Posted Sep 9, 2005 @ 6:58 PM
On behalf of those of us that are either non-black or non-celebrities, we are counting on you for our television talkshow. Please be informative and entertaining. And may the only clams on your show be part of a prepared dish.
#7
Posted Sep 9, 2005 @ 8:14 PM
Diddy teaches Martha how to rap
...who in turn teaches Diddy to wrap...presents.
Hey, I never said I was a comedian.
#8
Posted Sep 9, 2005 @ 9:51 PM
twogoods, I believe it will be on Life Network.
Yep, it will be on at 10 am and 3 pm EST on Life Network.
#9
Posted Sep 10, 2005 @ 12:36 AM
From the Thursday guest list at Martha's site:
Sean "Diddy" Combs teaches Martha how to rap, and Martha returns the favor with a lesson on how wrap gifts perfectly
Heh.
#10
Posted Sep 10, 2005 @ 1:38 AM
#11
Posted Sep 11, 2005 @ 2:09 PM
Hey, she's paid her dues, let's give her a chance. I would like to see a day time talk show not almost totally focused on celebrities, like The View, or Ellen, or Tony Danza, or Regis & Kelly or..........That stuffcan rot your brain after awhile.
Poncho Day with David Spade? I see Martha is not above making fun of her stint in The Big House. Which is great.i think her commercials and opening credits make fun of that as well. I think that's the way to go - don't avoid it, but don't focus on it either.
#12
Posted Sep 11, 2005 @ 6:51 PM
Lady M, how about mildly psychic?
From the Thursday guest list at Martha's site:
Sean "Diddy" Combs teaches Martha how to rap, and Martha returns the favor with a lesson on how wrap gifts perfectly
Heh.
OMG. That's creepy. And here I was pathetically attempting to be funny.
#13
Posted Sep 12, 2005 @ 9:42 AM
#14
Posted Sep 12, 2005 @ 11:25 AM
#15
Posted Sep 12, 2005 @ 11:31 AM
It wasn't so bad, but Martha was really awkward, and at one point noticeably read from a cue card on the table.
She also kept cutting people off mid-sentence.
Her set is awesome. It seems like she tried hard to be personable.
I hope the show gets better!
#16
Posted Sep 12, 2005 @ 11:58 AM
#17
Posted Sep 12, 2005 @ 12:06 PM
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Posted Sep 12, 2005 @ 12:37 PM
#19
Posted Sep 12, 2005 @ 12:54 PM
#20
Posted Sep 12, 2005 @ 5:32 PM
Plus, I am so folding my tee-shirts that way. Just as soon as I can figure it out without tangling myself in it.
In San Francisco, she's on at 3 pm on NBC.
Edited by keckler, Sep 12, 2005 @ 5:38 PM.
#21
Posted Sep 12, 2005 @ 5:33 PM
I thought Martha's opening statements were sincere, and I hope this show does well. It's interesting to see her in a format that is more spontaneous than her old show, where there are no "re-takes" (at least in some segments), and she will have to let herself be seen in less than perfect form at times.
#22
Posted Sep 12, 2005 @ 5:48 PM
Oh, god. After watching her put the butter in the egg bowl, I love Marcia Cross even more. Hysterical.
So much word, she was completely adorable. And the attempted t-shirt folding was pretty damn funny too, heh.
#23
Posted Sep 12, 2005 @ 6:07 PM
I only got interested in Martha Stewart fairly recently, but I could see some flashes here and there of the critical, perfectionistic, difficult personality people mention (the "weeding" comments, somewhat overdoing the idea that Marcia Cross's character was based on her--funny at first, then not...a few other things. She seems very much a "iron fist in a velvet glove", but I think it works pretty well here).
I love the way she incorporates her experience into making small talk at dinner with the Italian family, "I know every card game. I got the book of Hoyle while I was in prison."
Maybe I'm weird, but I thought of all the otherwise boring things I could really make sound interesting just by adding "...while I was in prison."
She had a lot of variety in an hour, and everything is beautifully photographed (including the ladies' house and kitchen).
I even liked the GE oven commercial.
#24
Posted Sep 12, 2005 @ 7:47 PM
Martha handled herself very well. She was warm, well spoken not too overly nervous. I adored those Italian sisters!
In truth, I really enjoy having Martha back in this new format. I'll be watching as much as I can. The set is fantastic, as well.
If the shows to come are as good as the first, I'll have to re-learn programming my ole' VCR so I won't miss the opening.
#25
Posted Sep 12, 2005 @ 8:15 PM
And the attempted t-shirt folding was pretty damn funny too, heh.
I fully admit to getting up, finding a T-shirt, and practiced that until I got it right and now I have more room in my closet.
The show was not bad. The second 1/2 dragged quite a bit and there was some bad cue card reading, but seeing celebs trying to do something they're not used to is always good for a chuckle. Plus, prison anecdotes!
#26
Posted Sep 12, 2005 @ 8:43 PM
Anyway I thought it was ok. Not because Martha was smooth or even that she seemed comfortable but despite those things.
How refreshing it was compared to The View. I almost feel as I did when I quit smoking...LOL I just hope I don't do a year of lapsing back into a bad habit like I did with the smokes.
I think she'll get better as she get episodes under her belt.
Loved that she wanted to weed Jerri or Gina's garden. Would have been an insult coming from anyone else.
Edited by Tanya1959, Sep 12, 2005 @ 8:44 PM.
#27
Posted Sep 12, 2005 @ 9:12 PM
Funny! I think I'll try that at my next book club meeting, or perhaps at a PTA meeting.Maybe I'm weird, but I thought of all the otherwise boring things I could really make sound interesting just by adding "...while I was in prison."
#28
Posted Sep 12, 2005 @ 11:01 PM
Yeah, it does sound better.
Dang, I want to be on this show.
#29
Posted Sep 12, 2005 @ 11:43 PM
I enjoyed the format. She seemed to be having fun for a change. Loved the new studio.
Hopefully I will never again have to listen to the consumate wedding editor Darcy Miller go on, and on, and on and on again about obsessive details of the pins in the bouquet ribbons and how many layers of tissue paper one can insert in the hand drawn wedding invitation. The old Martha show seemed to have an edless supply of sycophant young editors with nasal New York accents who lived to paint rocks and glue on pipe cleaner legs.
Please let this be a show where she connects to her audience. There is something calming about watching her. Sort of like watching Naaarm (Norm) Abrams in the Yankee Workshop. You just know that if you too had a workshop the size of a barn with state of the art tools and built in dust removal system you'd be banging out hand made cabinetry in no time. This is fantasy (or porn) and just what I need after a long day of battling my imaginary foes that live in my computer. Lord I hope they are imaginary. Perhaps I should reread my Asimov.
Anywey, to keep on topic. It was a good first effort and I hope she can keep up the momentum.
#30
Posted Sep 13, 2005 @ 8:03 AM
Otherwise, I agree that the show was fun and it's nice to see Martha flub the lines and have things not go as planned. Not to mention that those precious moments, as several of you mentioned, where she's just a *little* snooty (You use POWDERED garlic?!?) are a refreshing change from the ass-kissing guestfest most other daytime shows have become.
ETA: Up next....microwave delicacies I learned while I was in prison!
Edited by lynnefive, Sep 13, 2005 @ 8:06 AM.







