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[ladyrott]

The people of Desperate Housewives all start off with 15 points in the game. TWoPpers can then cast either a (++) vote to give someone 2 points, or a (--) to take away 2 votes. Each TWoPper can only cast their votes once a day. That's a calendar day, not 24 hours between votes. You can vote at 11:59pm, and again 2 minutes later at 12:01am. You can vote for 3 people at a time. When someone's vote total reaches 0, they're eliminated. When half of the field is eliminated, then players will only be allowed to receive 1(+) vote, while still potentially receiving 2 negative votes. This is to help make sure the game doesn't last forever.


Also, you can't vote for one person multiple times in a day (i.e. you can't slap Andrew with 6- in a day!)... it has to be 3 different people.

Can you also post the standings with your vote. It makes it easier to do the math and prevents an overkill/waste of vote.


Bree 15
Susan 15
Lynette 15
Gabrielle 15
MAVO 15
Rex 15
Mike 15
Tom 15
Carlos 15
Paul 15
Edie 15
Andrew 15
Danielle 15
Zach 15
Julie 15
Pug, Poodle & Pomeranian 15


---------------------------------------------------------
My vote....

The three Ps --
Zana --
Bree ++

Bree 17
Susan 15
Lynette 15
Gabrielle 15
MAVO 15
Rex 15
Mike 15
Tom 15
Carlos 15
Paul 15
Edie 15
Andrew 15
Danielle 15
Julie 15
Zach 13
Pug, Poodle & Pomeranian 13

Nobody dead yet.

Edited by TWoP Pembleton, Sep 13, 2007 @ 12:21 PM.

[Losky2]

I'm bored so I'll play -

Rex ++
Susan --
Zach --

(edit to revise standings:)
Rex 19
Bree 17
Gabrielle 15
Mike 15
Tom 15
Carlos 15
Paul 15
Edie 15
Andrew 15
Danielle 15
Julie 15
Susan 13
Pug, Poodle & Pomeranian 13
Lynette 13
MAVO 13
Zach 11

Edited by Losky2, Aug 13, 2005 @ 6:24 PM.

[Long December]

Hmmm, let's see...

Bree ++
Edie ++
Susan --

Bree 19
Rex 19
Edie 17
Gabrielle 15
Mike 15
Tom 15
Carlos 15
Paul 15
Andrew 15
Danielle 15
Julie 15
Pug, Poodle & Pomeranian 13
Lynette 13
MAVO 13
Susan 11
Zach 11

[Losky2]

Here we go again -

Rex ++
Tom ++ (just for putting up with Lynette! - plus he's the only other guy left that I like.)
Susan-- (just can't help myself - she annoys!)

Rex 23
Bree 19
Edie 17
Tom 17
Gabrielle 15
Mike 15
Carlos 15
Paul 15
Andrew 15
Danielle 15
Julie 15
MAVO 13
Pug, Poodle & Pomeranian 11
Lynette 11
Zach 11
Susan 9

[ladyrott]

Susan -- She is too too cutsey for her own good
3 Ps -- I cant stand the brats
MAVO ++ I cant help it, I love MAVO

Rex 23
Bree 19
Edie 17
Tom 17
Gabrielle 15
Mike 15
Carlos 15
Paul 15
Andrew 15
Danielle 15
Julie 15
MAVO 15
Lynette 11
Zach 11
Pug, Poodle & Pomeranian 9
Susan 7

[Long December]

Bree ++ (Do I really need to explain that one?)
Rex -- (I know others may think he's the best thing since sliced bread, but he loses major points for me for being such a big asshat for most of the season)
Edie ++ (Because she rocks, to put it simply)

Bree 21
Rex 21
Edie 19
Tom 17
Gabrielle 15
Mike 15
Carlos 15
Paul 15
Andrew 15
Danielle 15
Julie 15
MAVO 15
Lynette 11
Zach 11
Pug, Poodle & Pomeranian 9
Susan 7

[Anne Katharina]

Oh, God, this is insane, but I'll play...

Bree ++ (Why, you ask? Because sometimes she's my full-time housewive everything-is-perfect idol. If my hair turns red, you'll know why.)
Edie ++ (Because I started to like her scenes more and more with every episode)
Carlos -- Just because.

Bree 23
Rex 21
Edie 21
Tom 17
Gabrielle 15
Mike 15
Paul 15
Andrew 15
Danielle 15
Julie 15
MAVO 15
Carlos 13
Lynette 11
Zach 11
Pug, Poodle & Pomeranian 9
Susan 7

[Losky2]

Rex ++
Susan -- Buh-bye!
Edie ++ She really grew on me the 2nd half of the season and may be one reason why I'll stick around in season 2 - if they continue to write her well & give her things to do.

Rex 25
Bree 23
Edie 23
Tom 17
Gabrielle 15
Mike 15
Andrew 15
Danielle 15
Julie 15
MAVO 15
Paul 13
Carlos 13
Zach 11
Pug, Poodle & Pomeranian 9
Lynette 9
Susan 5

Edited by Losky2, Aug 15, 2005 @ 7:08 AM.

[Anne Katharina]

It's a good thing that Kathryn Joosten's character isn't on the list. I'd only vote for her, then.

So, here goes my next votes (kids only):
Andrew and Danielle: -- (DIE! I never liked those kids, although Andrew does have some entertaining qualities.)
Pug, Poodle & Pomeranian: ++ (Amazing, huh? Yes, because despite their usual "Get the hell out"-ness, they could be so sweet at times.)

Rex 25
Bree 23
Edie 23
Tom 17
Gabrielle 15
Mike 15
Julie 15
MAVO 15
Andrew 13
Danielle 13
Paul 13
Carlos 13
Zach 11
Pug, Poodle & Pomeranian 11
Lynette 9
Susan 5

Edited by Anne Katharina, Aug 15, 2005 @ 7:11 AM.

[Bookrat]

This is fun. Too bad characters like Susan's mom, John, Justin and George aren't on the list. Can they be added?

Rex ++
Bree++
Zach ++ (hey, he's kinda evil. maybe he could give Andrew a run for his money in the evil department.)
Andrew++ (Maybe he'll run over John next time. If not, maybe Susan's mom. Plus having Andrew around gives Justin a chance to come back)

Lynette --( does the best she can with the material, but what awful material.)
Gabby -- (the whole baby plot is one big bore to me)
Paul-- (Why didn't he die instead of Rex. Just what is the point of his character now?)
MA -- (You had your turn. We know your secret. Time for you to go.)

Can I just give -- votes to Sophie and John anyway? I really don't like these characters...it can be a symbolic vote, even if it doesn't count.

Rex 27
Bree 25
Edie 23
Tom 17
Gabby 13
Mike 15
Julie 15
MAVO 13
Andrew 13
Danielle 13
Paul 11
Carlos 13
Zach 13
P,P and P 11
Lynette 7
Susan 5

Edited by Bookrat, Aug 15, 2005 @ 12:15 PM.

[Bookrat]

Oops my bad. Must read instructions more carefully next time. Ok I'll take away my points from Gabby and Zach.
New Gabby score is 15
Zach is 11

[ladyrott]

Next version of the game we can do some of the other characters. Maybe a DH Survival of the secondary characters of something. :-)

Susan -- (she's almost dead, yeah!)
3 Ps -- (Die, brats, die!)
Carlos ++ (I still kind of like him)

Rex - 27
Bree - 25
Edie - 23
Tom - 17
Gabby - 15
Mike - 15
Julie - 15
Carlos - 15
MAVO - 13
Andrew - 13
Danielle - 13
Paul - 11
Zach - 11
P,P and P - 9
Lynette - 7
Susan - 3

[Bookrat]

I don't really mind Susan. I don't really don't care about Susan, but knowing that I helped to "kill" a character who can really be annoying...and if it keeps her mother from ever coming back, here's a big -- for Susan.

MA -- (Why can't Mrs Huber, Rex or Mama Solis have a turn)
Paul -- (The only future I see for you is being Carlos's cellmate, and I just don't care)

Susan - 1 (HEY, SHE'S ALMOST OUT OF HERE DEAD!)
MA - 11
Paul - 9

Edited by Bookrat, Aug 16, 2005 @ 1:00 AM.

[deadpill]

BWAH! Susan--, Bree++, Edie++. Ding, dong, the klutz is dead.

Rex - 27
Bree - 27
Edie - 25
Tom - 17
Gabby - 17
Mike - 15
Julie - 15
Carlos - 15
Andrew - 13
Danielle - 13
MAVO - 11
Zach - 11
MAVO - 9
Paul - 9
P,P and P - 9
Lynette - 5
Susan - 0

Here's how she dies:
[Mary Angela]Just as Mike walked into the door, Zana shot Susan, but lucky for Susan, Dean Cain was right around the corner to swiftly dive in and save her. Suddenly, Mike and Dean Cain began to argue concerning who would date Susan. They realized that they actually didn't want her at all, and decided to have a Ho!Yay of a time in Canada. Heartbroken, Susan tripped over a can of lima beans and broke her nose, which caused the Asian lady who did the bitch's pedicure to point and laugh, and laugh, and laugh. Sadly for Susan, she bled to her death the next day. And, Bree conducted Susan's funeral march with her usual elegance and perkiness.[/Mary Angela]

Susan: Mary Alice! I can join you for narrations now!
Mary Angela: Oh shit, YOU'RE the REAL reason I killed myself.

[Losky2]

Yay! Susan's gone!!!!
Now for Lynette's brats!

Rex ++
Edie ++
Prozac, Premarin & Posey --

Rex - 29
Bree - 27
Edie - 27
Tom - 17
Gabby - 17
Mike - 15
Julie - 15
Carlos - 15
Andrew - 13
Danielle - 13
MAVO - 11
Zach - 11
MAVO - 9
Paul - 9
P,P and P - 7
Lynette - 5
Susan - 0

[Long December]

Bree ++
Lynette ++
Potato, Parsnip and Parsley --

Bree - 29
Rex - 29
Edie - 27
Tom - 17
Gabby - 17
Mike - 15
Julie - 15
Carlos - 15
Andrew - 13
Danielle - 13
MAVO - 11
Zach - 11
MAVO - 9
Paul - 9
Lynette - 7
P,P and P - 5
Susan - 0

[Enigma13]

Andrew:-- (because he's an ass)
Zach: --
Gabrielle: ++

So here we stand:
Rex 25
Bree 23
Edie 23
Tom 17
Gabrielle 17
Mike 15
Julie 15
MAVO 15
Andrew 11
Danielle 13
Paul 13
Carlos 13
Zach 11
Pug, Poodle & Pomeranian 11
Lynette 7
Susan 5

[Bookrat]

Sure I screwed up the first time I played, but wouldn't the new score be:
Bree - 29
Rex - 29
Edie - 27
Tom - 17
Gabby - 19
Mike - 15
Julie - 15
Carlos - 15
Andrew - 12
Danielle - 13
MAVO - 11
Zach - 9
MAVO - 9
Paul - 9
Lynette - 7
P,P and P - 5
Susan - 0

Susan is the first one DEAD! Now for it to be tomorrow so I can try to kill some more.
ETA: Why are there TWO MAVOs? Isn't having just one bad enough? Don't make me try to kill two.

Edited by Bookrat, Aug 16, 2005 @ 10:50 PM.

[Doug325]

P,P and P -- (kill the demonspawn)
Lynette --
Bree ++ (love Marcia Cross)

New totals
Bree - 31
Rex - 29
Edie - 27
Tom - 17
Gabby - 19
Mike - 15
Julie - 15
Carlos - 15
Andrew - 12
Danielle - 13
Zach - 9
MAVO - 9
Paul - 9
Lynette - 5
P,P and P - 3

Dead
Susan

[ladyrott]

Dont know how we ended up with two MAVOs, but I'm knocking out the one whose points are wrong and fixing Andrew's score, too. :-)

MAVO ++ (I LIKE MAVO)
Gabby ++ (gotta love her)
3 Ps -- (die, brats, die)

Bree - 31
Rex - 29
Edie - 27
Gabby - 21
Tom - 17
Mike - 15
Julie - 15
Carlos - 15
Danielle - 13
Andrew - 11
MAVO - 11
Paul - 9
Zach - 9
Lynette - 5
P,P and P - 1

The dead:

Susan - done in by lima beans


edited because Doug beat me to it.

Edited by ladyrott, Aug 16, 2005 @ 11:39 PM.

[Bookrat]

I get to kill the three Ps. YAY!

P, P and P --
Lynette --
MAVO (Don't care that she's a murderer, it's just that she's such a sanctimonious murderer. Also, she won't share the narration with any other dead folks...although if I could kill John over her I would)

Bree++
Rex ++ It's Bree and Rex forever for me.

New Score
Bree - 33
Rex - 31
Edie - 27
Gabby - 21
Tom - 17
Mike - 15
Julie - 15
Carlos - 15
Danielle - 13
Andrew - 11
MAVO - 9
Paul - 9
Zach - 9
Lynette - 3
P,P and P - 0

THE DEAD SO FAR,
SUSAN
Potty, Pinhead and Poopyface (3 Ps)

[deadpill]

Lynette ++ (For the love of Felicity Huffman!)
Edie ++ (The media seems to like her for the wrong reasons. I like her because she's snarky but nice.)
Andrew -- (DIE!!!)

ALIVE
Bree - 33
Rex - 31
Edie - 29
Gabby - 21
Tom - 17
Mike - 15
Julie - 15
Carlos - 15
Danielle - 13
Andrew - 9
MAVO - 9
Paul - 9
Zach - 9
Lynette - 5

DEAD
Susan -
Pitiful, Pathetic, Poop -

Edited by deadpill, Aug 17, 2005 @ 2:50 AM.

[Losky2]

Lynette -- (go away already)
Edie ++
Rex ++

ALIVE
Bree - 33
Rex - 33
Edie - 31
Gabby - 21
Tom - 17
Mike - 15
Julie - 15
Carlos - 15
Danielle - 13
Andrew - 9
MAVO - 9
Paul - 9
Zach - 9
Lynette - 3

DEAD
Susan
P3

[Bookrat]

I swear I really can read, really. Ok then. Screw up number two. I guess if I don't play this more carefully, I'm going to get -- points myself.

Sadly, I take away my points from Bree and Rex. I will add them back on tomorrow.
New score
ALIVE
Bree - 31
Rex - 31
Edie - 31
Gabby - 21
Tom - 17
Mike - 15
Julie - 15
Carlos - 15
Danielle - 13
Andrew - 9
MAVO - 9
Paul - 9
Zach - 9
Lynette - 3

DEAD
Susan
P3

So how do the 3 ps die? I'm guessing that Lynette is too busy doing something else, so they run out into the street and Andrew, drunk after his father's funeral, comes zooming by and runs downs all three. The neighbors are so happy to see the terrors gone they don't take down Andrew's licence plate.

Edited by Bookrat, Aug 17, 2005 @ 10:33 AM.