In Role Model we see that House has a bunch of messages on his answering machine. Honestly, I can't make out the exact number so for this game I've picked 12.
Your task is to tell us who is calling and what they are saying.
Feel free to come up with anywhere from 1 to 12 messages.
Messages can be from 1 to 12 different people.
If you have more than 12, make a new post.
Make a new post also if for whatever reason your calls are mutually exclusive. Say for example if the first nine calls are from Cuddy saying that everyone he knows at PPTH, including his cane and vicodin, has been murdered then call 10 really shouldn't be from the pharmacist. If that happens make a new post. Since it is a game, hopefully no one will freak out if you double post.
If you don't remember the scene, it is the final scene some unknown time after House's "speech" at Vogler's event and immediately before Cameron shows up at his apartment.
**please, no season 2 spoilers but feel free to use post Role Model season 1 characters and information.
I'm Not Here, Leave a Message.
Started by
RacerX
, Aug 11 2005 02:58 PM
55 replies to this topic
#1
Posted Aug 11, 2005 @ 2:58 PM
#2
Posted Aug 11, 2005 @ 3:06 PM
"Greg, it's your mother. Pick up the phone I know you're there...... Greg?"
"Greg, it's your mother. It's your mother Greg. Pick up. ... Okay be difficult you were always difficult, goodness knows the 53 hours I spent in labor bringing you into this world were difficult enough but that's okay I don't mind. Greg, pick up."
"Greg, it's your mother, pick up. Greg, your cousin Jeffrey made partner at Jacoby and Meyers, call him and congratulate him. Partner."
"Greg, it's your mother, did I mention that Jeffrey has a beautiful wife and 3 gorgeous kids."
"Greg, it's your mother. It's your mother Greg. Pick up. ... Okay be difficult you were always difficult, goodness knows the 53 hours I spent in labor bringing you into this world were difficult enough but that's okay I don't mind. Greg, pick up."
"Greg, it's your mother, pick up. Greg, your cousin Jeffrey made partner at Jacoby and Meyers, call him and congratulate him. Partner."
"Greg, it's your mother, did I mention that Jeffrey has a beautiful wife and 3 gorgeous kids."
Edited by RacerX, Aug 11, 2005 @ 3:06 PM.
#3
Posted Aug 11, 2005 @ 3:32 PM
Greg, it's Jimmy. Where are you?
Greg, it's Jimmy again. I know you're there.
Greg, pick up the dmn phone! I know you're there. Call me. Jimmy.
I'm parked right outside your door and I'm on the way in... Oh! I see now. What is she doing there? Call me. Jimmy.
Me again. Just wondering, while waiting for her to leave, if we're still on for the ::cough:: .. you know. I'll meet you, you know where. Call me if you can't make it! Jimmy.
Greg, it's Jimmy again. I know you're there.
Greg, pick up the dmn phone! I know you're there. Call me. Jimmy.
I'm parked right outside your door and I'm on the way in... Oh! I see now. What is she doing there? Call me. Jimmy.
Me again. Just wondering, while waiting for her to leave, if we're still on for the ::cough:: .. you know. I'll meet you, you know where. Call me if you can't make it! Jimmy.
#4
Posted Aug 11, 2005 @ 3:47 PM
House, it's Julie. Where's Jimmy?
House, it's Julie. Jimmy's not answering his phone.
House, it's Julie. He's not answering his pager, either.
House, it's Julie. Tell Jimmy I ran off with the mailman.
House, it's Julie. Why the hell is "Hava Nagila" on your machine?
House, it's Julie. Jimmy's not answering his phone.
House, it's Julie. He's not answering his pager, either.
House, it's Julie. Tell Jimmy I ran off with the mailman.
House, it's Julie. Why the hell is "Hava Nagila" on your machine?
#5
Posted Aug 11, 2005 @ 4:30 PM
I don't have any messages but aquarian1 Hee! especially
Me again. Just wondering, while waiting for her to leave, if we're still on for the ::cough:: .. you know. I'll meet you, you know where. Call me if you can't make it! Jimmy.
#6
Posted Aug 11, 2005 @ 5:11 PM
So, RacerX, you've decided Greg is Jewish? Makes sense, really, since we've heard him use Hebrew (his response to Wilson's "Mazel Tov" concerning Foreman's parents' marriage) & Yiddish ("Oy Vey" upon seeing the Cheating Seniors").
#7
Posted Aug 11, 2005 @ 6:28 PM
Alas, nagging mothers who specialize in guilt trips transcend race, ethnicity, national origin and religion.
"Dr. House, this is Acme Security, we've had a report of a man sitting in a car for hours outside your apartment building talking on the phone. We have a patrol car in the neighborhood but advise you stay indoors."
"Greg, it's Jimmy, I only have one phone call..."
"Dr. House this is Princeton Dry Cleaning, we are running a welcome back special for our customers who have not been used our services for the past ten years."
"House, this is Vogler. To the moon House, to the moon."
"Dr. House, this is Acme Security, we've had a report of a man sitting in a car for hours outside your apartment building talking on the phone. We have a patrol car in the neighborhood but advise you stay indoors."
"Greg, it's Jimmy, I only have one phone call..."
"Dr. House this is Princeton Dry Cleaning, we are running a welcome back special for our customers who have not been used our services for the past ten years."
"House, this is Vogler. To the moon House, to the moon."
#8
Posted Aug 11, 2005 @ 7:28 PM
(mechanical machine voice) BEEP. You have eleven new messages.
(mechanical machine voice) Message One, Seven Oh One p.m. - CLICK
(mechanical machine voice) Message Two, Seven Oh Three p.m. - Um. House? Are you there. (pause). It's Cameron. I just... I just wanted to see if you were ok. Well, call me back. I'll be home all night.
(mechanical machine voice) Message Three, Seven Oh Seven p.m. - CLICK
(mechanical machine voice) Message Four, Seven Oh Eight p.m. - Hi Mr. Houser. This is David from Magazine Sweepstakes. CONGRATULATIONS! You have won a free, one year subscription to Soap Opera Digest. All you need to do to claim your prize is call 1-800-MAG-SWEP! Call us now!
(mechanical machine voice) Message Five, Seven Ten p.m. - (pause) (silence) (voice in background) "Jim? Let's go! Our dinner reservation is at eight - we'll be late." CLICK
(mechanical machine voice) Message Six, Seven Eleven p.m. - House? It's Cuddy. We need to talk. Now. Call me back. I'm playing tennis between eight and nine but I have my cell. I want to hear from you tonight. No excuses. We need to talk about this.
(mechanical machine voice) Message Seven, Seven Twenty p.m. - (pause) (background noise - a car radio) (a voice in the background) - "Who'd you say you were calling?" "Checking my messages - making sure no patients called with emergencies" (CLICK)
(mechanical machine voice) Message Eight, Seven Thirty Seven p.m. - Um - House? It's Cameron again. Look, I know this is probably really hard for you, but I just... I really want to make sure you're ok. I'm home now. Call me. Um. Thanks.
(mechanical machine voice) Message Nine, Seven Thirty Nine p.m. - CLICK.
(mechanical machine voice) Message Ten, Seven Forty Nine p.m. - (background noise. People talking. Glasses clinking). (pause). (a voice in the background) "Wilson, party of four - your table is ready. Wilson, party of four).
(mechanical machine voice) Message Eleven, Eight oh Three p.m. - CLICK.
(mechanical machine voice) Message One, Seven Oh One p.m. - CLICK
(mechanical machine voice) Message Two, Seven Oh Three p.m. - Um. House? Are you there. (pause). It's Cameron. I just... I just wanted to see if you were ok. Well, call me back. I'll be home all night.
(mechanical machine voice) Message Three, Seven Oh Seven p.m. - CLICK
(mechanical machine voice) Message Four, Seven Oh Eight p.m. - Hi Mr. Houser. This is David from Magazine Sweepstakes. CONGRATULATIONS! You have won a free, one year subscription to Soap Opera Digest. All you need to do to claim your prize is call 1-800-MAG-SWEP! Call us now!
(mechanical machine voice) Message Five, Seven Ten p.m. - (pause) (silence) (voice in background) "Jim? Let's go! Our dinner reservation is at eight - we'll be late." CLICK
(mechanical machine voice) Message Six, Seven Eleven p.m. - House? It's Cuddy. We need to talk. Now. Call me back. I'm playing tennis between eight and nine but I have my cell. I want to hear from you tonight. No excuses. We need to talk about this.
(mechanical machine voice) Message Seven, Seven Twenty p.m. - (pause) (background noise - a car radio) (a voice in the background) - "Who'd you say you were calling?" "Checking my messages - making sure no patients called with emergencies" (CLICK)
(mechanical machine voice) Message Eight, Seven Thirty Seven p.m. - Um - House? It's Cameron again. Look, I know this is probably really hard for you, but I just... I really want to make sure you're ok. I'm home now. Call me. Um. Thanks.
(mechanical machine voice) Message Nine, Seven Thirty Nine p.m. - CLICK.
(mechanical machine voice) Message Ten, Seven Forty Nine p.m. - (background noise. People talking. Glasses clinking). (pause). (a voice in the background) "Wilson, party of four - your table is ready. Wilson, party of four).
(mechanical machine voice) Message Eleven, Eight oh Three p.m. - CLICK.
#9
Posted Aug 11, 2005 @ 8:44 PM
"This is a message for Captain Horation Hornblower from Late Night Video, about those videos you rented four months ago, the late fees are over $300, and we'd like to have our copy of 'Debbie Does Detroit, Denver and Daytona, Parts 6, 7 and 9 back as soon as possible. There's a waiting list. Please give us a call as soon as possible to work out terms or we'll be forced to take you to small claims court."
(Beep)
"Greg! Hi, it's Marty Hamilton. Long time no! Anyway, I understand you may be looking for a job soon. Call me. We'll lunch. We'll talk."
(Beep)
"Hey, it's me. I just wanted to let you know that I'm over that $600 fiasco from last year. If you see Cameron, tell her she owes me $50. What a sucker. Oh, and you left some videos in my car."
(Beep)
"Greg! Hi, it's Marty Hamilton. Long time no! Anyway, I understand you may be looking for a job soon. Call me. We'll lunch. We'll talk."
(Beep)
"Hey, it's me. I just wanted to let you know that I'm over that $600 fiasco from last year. If you see Cameron, tell her she owes me $50. What a sucker. Oh, and you left some videos in my car."
#10
Posted Aug 11, 2005 @ 9:29 PM
David Chase or David Shore? ;)This is David from Magazine Sweepstakes.
BEEP! You have three new messages.
First message: recieved today at 7:00 A.M. -- Click!
"House? You there? It's me, Cuddy. I. . .No, wait. First, if you're not alone -- what am I saying, of course you're alone. Look, I left my bra under your desk. I have a meeting to get to now, but when I get out, it better be on my desk, in a paper bag. Show it to ANYONE and you'll find yourself attending the Cancer benefit next week, in full formal attire. No electronics allowed. You have two hours, starting now. "
BEEP!
Second message: recieved today at 7:30 A.M. -- Click!
"Greg? It's Wilson. I have a few questions for you. Why is there a bra on my desk, whose is it, why do you want me to pass it along, and have you seen my green tie?"
BEEP!
Third message: recieved today at 9:15 A.M. -- Click!
"I've rented you a tuxedo. Friday, 8:00. I'll pick you up, and don't try to hide. You'll regret the day you used my lingerie in an hospital-wide game of Hot Potato."
BEEP!
Edited by DumbBrunette, Aug 11, 2005 @ 9:33 PM.
#11
Posted Aug 11, 2005 @ 10:06 PM
Hey House, pick up your messages, they're darn funny.
#12
Posted Aug 13, 2005 @ 8:49 PM
"Doctor, this is Georgia. Hee Hee Hee. I hope I've been on your mind. Hee Hee Hee. Well Doctor I hope you still have that cute beard because I'll be in to the clinic tomorrow for my follow up check-up and then maybe a little dinner and dancing and who knows with my very own Ashton Kutcher. Hee Hee Hee Hee Heeeee."
#13
Posted Aug 14, 2005 @ 9:02 PM
BEEP! You have 6 new messages:
First message recieved at 5:00 p.m.:
"Hey there, House, you dog! Hey, you do that chick yet? You know, that chick that made you do...I mean, date her? 'Cause man...if you didn't...you are so gay. And you should call me."
BEEP!
Second message recieved at 9:00 p.m.:
"House, it's Foreman. Patient just went into a coma. We could really use your help down here since, you know, you are our boss."
BEEP!
Third message recieved at 9:20 p.m.:
"House. We need you to come down here right now, or this patient is going to die. I am not kidding!"
BEEP!
Fourth message recieved at 9:42 p.m.:
"House! I know you're there! Get your lazy ass off the couch and save the damn patient!"
BEEP!
Fifth message recieved at 10:00 p.m.:
"[long, frustrated sigh] Never mind. Patient woke up. Talk to you tomorrow."
BEEP!
First message recieved at 5:00 p.m.:
"Hey there, House, you dog! Hey, you do that chick yet? You know, that chick that made you do...I mean, date her? 'Cause man...if you didn't...you are so gay. And you should call me."
BEEP!
Second message recieved at 9:00 p.m.:
"House, it's Foreman. Patient just went into a coma. We could really use your help down here since, you know, you are our boss."
BEEP!
Third message recieved at 9:20 p.m.:
"House. We need you to come down here right now, or this patient is going to die. I am not kidding!"
BEEP!
Fourth message recieved at 9:42 p.m.:
"House! I know you're there! Get your lazy ass off the couch and save the damn patient!"
BEEP!
Fifth message recieved at 10:00 p.m.:
"[long, frustrated sigh] Never mind. Patient woke up. Talk to you tomorrow."
BEEP!
#14
Posted Oct 29, 2005 @ 6:28 PM
Greggy Weggy this is your Mum. Just calling to ask if you got the sweater I knitted you with the big smily sunshine on and to invite you to dinner. No excuses please. And bring Jimmy I want to see how much he's grown. Also I know you have a little trouble reaching out so I called your office and talked to this sweetie pie Alison. Anyway I invited her and Robert and Eric.
#15
Posted Nov 2, 2005 @ 11:39 PM
" Hello Mr House. Sorry Doctor House. This is Bill Banes from Canes R Us. We have just got in for you that cane you ordered two months ago. The black one, genuine silver scrollwork handle and the *discreet cough* extra feature you asked for. I have to say Mr..Dr! House that it looks good. It's ready when you are. Call Bill from Canes on 555-111"
#16
Posted Nov 3, 2005 @ 12:42 AM
(In Simulated Manly Voice)
"Greg? It's me, James. I just had a huge fight with Julie and...I think we're getting a divorce. Also, I have to tell you something important. I think I'm in love with you."
-Loud and Obnoxious Laughter-
"Haha! Just kidding, it's Cuddy. Don't forget you owe me three hours of clinic tomorrow, I don't care where your patient has necrosis."
"Greg? It's me, James. I just had a huge fight with Julie and...I think we're getting a divorce. Also, I have to tell you something important. I think I'm in love with you."
-Loud and Obnoxious Laughter-
"Haha! Just kidding, it's Cuddy. Don't forget you owe me three hours of clinic tomorrow, I don't care where your patient has necrosis."
#17
Posted Nov 3, 2005 @ 3:09 AM
Message at 7:27AM "Greg it's Julie. I just wanted to call you and let you know that I did not buy the tie James is wearing to work today."
Message at 8:15PM "Greg it's Julie again. I hope I'm not interrupting anything but James hasn't come home yet. I called work and he's not there. He's not answering his cell. Have you seen him. Call me please. I'm sure you know the number."
Message at 11:52PM "Greg. Tell James to sleep on your sofa. I'm going to bed now."
Message at 8:15PM "Greg it's Julie again. I hope I'm not interrupting anything but James hasn't come home yet. I called work and he's not there. He's not answering his cell. Have you seen him. Call me please. I'm sure you know the number."
Message at 11:52PM "Greg. Tell James to sleep on your sofa. I'm going to bed now."
#18
Posted Nov 3, 2005 @ 4:19 PM
BEEP...
"Dr. House? This is Steve, the MRI tech? I still have your patient in the MRI machine...it's been eleven hours now and I was wondering exactly how many full body scans you wanted. Please call the lab. Thanks."
BEEP...
"Hi, Dr. House, this is Bill in the pharmacy. Just wanted to let you know that we did manage to get our hands on a shipment of Vicodin-ES rather than the regular Vicodin. I'll package some up for you and you can pick them up tomorrow when you come in. Thanks."
BEEP...
"Hello, this is Linda from the Princeton University Library? I'm looking for a Dr. Gregory House. A Dr. Lisa Cuddy asked us to put a copy of How To Win Friends and Influence People on reserve for you, so it's right here when you want to pick it up. Thank you."
BEEP...
"Dr. House, this is Alex, your paper boy. Look, you haven't paid me in fourteen weeks and my District Manager is threatening to fire me. You owe me, dude. I'll be by in the morning to collect."
BEEP...
"Dr. House? This is Darnelle, in the cafeteria. I know what you're doing with the salad, and it's going to stop. I mean it. I'll tell Dr. Cuddy."
"Dr. House? This is Steve, the MRI tech? I still have your patient in the MRI machine...it's been eleven hours now and I was wondering exactly how many full body scans you wanted. Please call the lab. Thanks."
BEEP...
"Hi, Dr. House, this is Bill in the pharmacy. Just wanted to let you know that we did manage to get our hands on a shipment of Vicodin-ES rather than the regular Vicodin. I'll package some up for you and you can pick them up tomorrow when you come in. Thanks."
BEEP...
"Hello, this is Linda from the Princeton University Library? I'm looking for a Dr. Gregory House. A Dr. Lisa Cuddy asked us to put a copy of How To Win Friends and Influence People on reserve for you, so it's right here when you want to pick it up. Thank you."
BEEP...
"Dr. House, this is Alex, your paper boy. Look, you haven't paid me in fourteen weeks and my District Manager is threatening to fire me. You owe me, dude. I'll be by in the morning to collect."
BEEP...
"Dr. House? This is Darnelle, in the cafeteria. I know what you're doing with the salad, and it's going to stop. I mean it. I'll tell Dr. Cuddy."
#19
Posted Nov 5, 2005 @ 4:02 PM
BEEP
House this is Julie. I just wanted to say when you and James are together so much it takes away from our relationship... Wait who I am kidding? I know what you're doing when you go to those "medical conferences" and I know where you put your cane. We're married. You make me sick.
House this is Julie. I just wanted to say when you and James are together so much it takes away from our relationship... Wait who I am kidding? I know what you're doing when you go to those "medical conferences" and I know where you put your cane. We're married. You make me sick.
#20
Posted Nov 5, 2005 @ 5:32 PM
Beep...
Dr House, I just woke up from a six week coma to find a guy asleep in the chair next to my bed. He keeps saying your name and moaning. Just thought you should know...
Dr House, I just woke up from a six week coma to find a guy asleep in the chair next to my bed. He keeps saying your name and moaning. Just thought you should know...
#21
Posted Nov 10, 2005 @ 5:42 PM
Beep! Greg, it's me, James. Listen, I called to tell you that I'm really flattered, but I'm married and *sob* I-I-I... Julie, I just can't do this... Beep!
#22
Posted Nov 10, 2005 @ 7:26 PM
OK, I know you're out with your new toy, but you still owe me dinner. You're still paying, I'm still driving. I'll see you and your baby-smooth face at seven tomorrow.
Edited by eyeroller, Nov 10, 2005 @ 7:29 PM.
#23
Posted Nov 14, 2005 @ 8:21 AM
Greg, tell Vogler that we werent together last night, I think he is getting suspicious of us, Lisa
from the episode where vogler is trying to work out why house can get away with breaking loads of rules.
from the episode where vogler is trying to work out why house can get away with breaking loads of rules.
Edited by hecatedemort, Nov 14, 2005 @ 8:22 AM.
#24
Posted Nov 28, 2005 @ 7:20 PM
Beep! You have eleven new messages!
"House, I found another pair of my panties in your desk. If you don't stop stealing them then I'll tell Cuddy. Bloody hell, I thought you had a big enough collection."
"It's Jimmy. Why is Chase rifling through my desk every chance he gets? He said you knew why. I'd like to know too. Also, where did you put *your* pictures? Were they developed yet?"
"This is Julie. You know, the one who is married to Dr. James Wilson, despite what you might wish. I found a can of whipped cream in Jimmy's car. If you had anything to do with it I am going to kill you."
"Jimmy again. Julie tried to kill me with a can of whipped cream, screaming all the while that she knows what's going on and she is going to kick your ass. Again. Can I please stop carting your groceries around? Oh crap, she's found the closet k--JULIE! I DIDN'T DO--*beep*"
"This is Foreman. Will you stop trying to hire that intern? You know, the one named Donna, with bright orange hair? I know you're only doing it to annoy me. You already have a token female."
"This is Cameron. Why is Chase coming out of your office with panties? Did you break into my locker again?"
"It's Lisa. WHAT DID YOU DO WITH MY CAR?!"
"Lisa again. There are very, very interesting pictures in my car. You will never, ever live this down."
"Dr. House, this is Dr. Valence from the ER. Dr. Wilson has been admitted with a cracked skull--apparently his wife beat him with a can of whipped cream. Judging from the picture I found in his pants, I would assume you would like to know."
"Dr. Valence again. Please don't take any more such pictures again. I almost had to gouge my eyes out after looking through his wallet. No wonder Julie attacked him."
"This is William Arnello. I want your present back."
"House, I found another pair of my panties in your desk. If you don't stop stealing them then I'll tell Cuddy. Bloody hell, I thought you had a big enough collection."
"It's Jimmy. Why is Chase rifling through my desk every chance he gets? He said you knew why. I'd like to know too. Also, where did you put *your* pictures? Were they developed yet?"
"This is Julie. You know, the one who is married to Dr. James Wilson, despite what you might wish. I found a can of whipped cream in Jimmy's car. If you had anything to do with it I am going to kill you."
"Jimmy again. Julie tried to kill me with a can of whipped cream, screaming all the while that she knows what's going on and she is going to kick your ass. Again. Can I please stop carting your groceries around? Oh crap, she's found the closet k--JULIE! I DIDN'T DO--*beep*"
"This is Foreman. Will you stop trying to hire that intern? You know, the one named Donna, with bright orange hair? I know you're only doing it to annoy me. You already have a token female."
"This is Cameron. Why is Chase coming out of your office with panties? Did you break into my locker again?"
"It's Lisa. WHAT DID YOU DO WITH MY CAR?!"
"Lisa again. There are very, very interesting pictures in my car. You will never, ever live this down."
"Dr. House, this is Dr. Valence from the ER. Dr. Wilson has been admitted with a cracked skull--apparently his wife beat him with a can of whipped cream. Judging from the picture I found in his pants, I would assume you would like to know."
"Dr. Valence again. Please don't take any more such pictures again. I almost had to gouge my eyes out after looking through his wallet. No wonder Julie attacked him."
"This is William Arnello. I want your present back."
#25
Posted Feb 14, 2006 @ 6:55 PM
Hee, all of these are grrrrrrrreat.
Beep. "It's Chase. You really don't know where to stop, do you? I'm giving you ten minutes warning while I drive over to your apartment with a submachine gun and some throwing knives. I suggest you hide."
(Five minutes after this, while House is trying to get his messages, he drops the phone and accidentally resets it. Seven minutes after that, he is shot nineteen times in the head...
by Mark. Chase was a few minutes late. He came in, saw the dead House, shot him several times more, and then told the police Foreman did it.)
Beep. "It's Chase. You really don't know where to stop, do you? I'm giving you ten minutes warning while I drive over to your apartment with a submachine gun and some throwing knives. I suggest you hide."
(Five minutes after this, while House is trying to get his messages, he drops the phone and accidentally resets it. Seven minutes after that, he is shot nineteen times in the head...
by Mark. Chase was a few minutes late. He came in, saw the dead House, shot him several times more, and then told the police Foreman did it.)
#26
Posted Feb 14, 2006 @ 8:18 PM
BEEP
Greg? It's jimmy. I need that pot. It's for my patients I wasn't lying about that!
BEEP
House? It's Chase. Why is there pot in my bag? I thought you'd be able to give me answers.
BEEP
House? I think you need to come in to the hospital. The cops just arrested Chase for dealing. Oh, um, it's Cameron by the way.
BEEP
House? It's Foreman. Ha! I'm not the only delinquent!
BEEP
It's Cuddy. Did you just set up my intensivist? If I found out it was you...
Greg? It's jimmy. I need that pot. It's for my patients I wasn't lying about that!
BEEP
House? It's Chase. Why is there pot in my bag? I thought you'd be able to give me answers.
BEEP
House? I think you need to come in to the hospital. The cops just arrested Chase for dealing. Oh, um, it's Cameron by the way.
BEEP
House? It's Foreman. Ha! I'm not the only delinquent!
BEEP
It's Cuddy. Did you just set up my intensivist? If I found out it was you...
#27
Posted May 29, 2006 @ 9:52 PM
BEEP
House -- It's Cuddy, I have a concern I would like to discuss with you regarding a past patient, please contact me as soon as possible to discuss this issue.
BEEP
House? Cuddy again, it is serious, I know you are there, and this number is NOT disconnected. Call me.
BEEP
*Breathing Sounds*
BEEP
*Breathing Sounds* Dr.House -- we will meet soon. I found your number and I will find you.
House -- It's Cuddy, I have a concern I would like to discuss with you regarding a past patient, please contact me as soon as possible to discuss this issue.
BEEP
House? Cuddy again, it is serious, I know you are there, and this number is NOT disconnected. Call me.
BEEP
*Breathing Sounds*
BEEP
*Breathing Sounds* Dr.House -- we will meet soon. I found your number and I will find you.
#28
Posted May 29, 2006 @ 10:43 PM
BEEP
"House, this is Wilson. Why aren't you at work? Debbie just told me that a doctor was shot, can you believe it?? I went to your office to tell you but you weren't there, and your team was nowhere to be found. Gotta go, I'm going to go find Brenda and see if she knows who was shot."
"House, this is Wilson. Why aren't you at work? Debbie just told me that a doctor was shot, can you believe it?? I went to your office to tell you but you weren't there, and your team was nowhere to be found. Gotta go, I'm going to go find Brenda and see if she knows who was shot."
#29
Posted May 30, 2006 @ 12:45 PM
"I've rented you a tuxedo. Friday, 8:00. I'll pick you up, and don't try to hide. You'll regret the day you used my lingerie in an hospital-wide game of Hot Potato."
The. Funniest. Thing. Ever. EVER.
I don't think I am ever going to recover.
#30
Posted May 31, 2006 @ 8:03 PM
*beep* YOU HAVE ELEVEN NEW MESSAGES*
*beep*
House, it's Cuddy. Look, I know it's your day off, but Dr Stevens has the stomach flu, and Dr Carria is away at a conference, and I really, really need someone to cover that shift... Look, just come to my office and we'll talk. I promise I'll compensate you for the overtime... please call me back. Or stop by my office. Thanks
*beep*
Doctor House, this is Amelia from the Princeton Movement Laboratories. I'm calling to remind you that you missed your appointment with the physical therapist and you'll need to rescedule.
*beep*
House, it's Cuddy. I know you're there. You don't have anything else to do on a day off. Seriously, I'll give you a week off clinic duty if you can cover today.
*beep*
House, it's Wilson. I can't do the movie on friday night, I have to go to some Oncology dinner. Can we rescedule? They're really cracking down on personal calls, so page me and I'll get back to you when nobody's looking
*beep*
Doctor House, this is the Westerfield Vet Clinic calling about your recent visit with the rat... *papers rustling*...Steve McQueen. Something odd turned up in the blood culture, and we need to check on any possible exposures. Call us back as quickly as possible. Thank You.
*beep*
House, get your ass in here. NOW! I'm not kidding, if I find out that you've been ignoring my calls, you've just earned yourself another month of clinic duty. Oh by the way, where's my trash can? I haven't seen it in about a week, and the matenence guys say they're innocent.
*beep*
Doktor House? Is Ingrid the Masseuse. Doktor Cuddy tell me not come to hospital anymore. So I not comming on Friday. We find other time.
*beep*
HOUSE!! Cameron's going to cover for Dr. Stevens, so you're off the hook. But I wasn't kidding about that month of Clinic duty.
*beep*
House, We need to talk... I just got a suit against you for "emotional damages" from some guy who's wife killed herself. Apparently he thinks it's your fault. Which might be true, for that matter... Also I've got an envalope that someone left at the front desk for "Gregory House, my own aston kutcher". the desk clerk says it was left by sn elderly lady...?
*beep*
House, it's Cuddy. Look, I know it's your day off, but Dr Stevens has the stomach flu, and Dr Carria is away at a conference, and I really, really need someone to cover that shift... Look, just come to my office and we'll talk. I promise I'll compensate you for the overtime... please call me back. Or stop by my office. Thanks
*beep*
Doctor House, this is Amelia from the Princeton Movement Laboratories. I'm calling to remind you that you missed your appointment with the physical therapist and you'll need to rescedule.
*beep*
House, it's Cuddy. I know you're there. You don't have anything else to do on a day off. Seriously, I'll give you a week off clinic duty if you can cover today.
*beep*
House, it's Wilson. I can't do the movie on friday night, I have to go to some Oncology dinner. Can we rescedule? They're really cracking down on personal calls, so page me and I'll get back to you when nobody's looking
*beep*
Doctor House, this is the Westerfield Vet Clinic calling about your recent visit with the rat... *papers rustling*...Steve McQueen. Something odd turned up in the blood culture, and we need to check on any possible exposures. Call us back as quickly as possible. Thank You.
*beep*
House, get your ass in here. NOW! I'm not kidding, if I find out that you've been ignoring my calls, you've just earned yourself another month of clinic duty. Oh by the way, where's my trash can? I haven't seen it in about a week, and the matenence guys say they're innocent.
*beep*
Doktor House? Is Ingrid the Masseuse. Doktor Cuddy tell me not come to hospital anymore. So I not comming on Friday. We find other time.
*beep*
HOUSE!! Cameron's going to cover for Dr. Stevens, so you're off the hook. But I wasn't kidding about that month of Clinic duty.
*beep*
House, We need to talk... I just got a suit against you for "emotional damages" from some guy who's wife killed herself. Apparently he thinks it's your fault. Which might be true, for that matter... Also I've got an envalope that someone left at the front desk for "Gregory House, my own aston kutcher". the desk clerk says it was left by sn elderly lady...?
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